Chapter 1603: Over! Isn't This a Barbecue?
This time, humanity wasn't unarmed; the gear they held in their hands was enough to deal the most fatal blows to the One-Eyed species!
All-out firepower!
Shells and blades flew together, clouds and mist merged with gunpowder smoke!
This was exactly the scene we wanted!
Even the Dao Heaven Kuangkang Beating Group had taken their positions, ready to charge forward and wreak havoc!
But just as Jiangnan spat out a mouthful of blood and foam, he spotted Chen Daoyi in the crowd!
(#ﾟ⌂ﾟ)ﾂ"Hey hey hey! Brother Chen, don't leave! I saw your ancestor's message. I'll tell you later!"
With that, he teleported right in front of him!
Chen Daoyi looked utterly confused: ???
(•︠ˍ•︡◟) What ancestor?
Wait! Something's off!
"What did you call me?"
Jiangnan blinked: (´ﾟωﾟ) "Brother Chen?"
Chen Daoyi's face darkened.
When there's a favor to ask, it's "Brother Chen"; when there's nothing, it's "Old Chen Head"!
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿◟) "Spit it out. What's the matter?"
Jiangnan paused, then a devilish grin spread across his face!
(≖ᴗ≖๑) "Oh la la~ You're pretty sharp, huh?"
With that, he pulled out a snake biscuit and shoved it into Chen Daoyi's hand!
"Do me a favor and petrify Mi Ye and Bai Kou. The Didiwei effect is about to wear off!"
Chen Daoyi's face darkened even more!
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿◟) "If I eat this, I'll soften up in a bit. How am I supposed to fight?"
Jiangnan shrugged: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Oh, come on! You're not much help anyway. Only a Dao Heaven-level petrification beam can freeze Mi Ye and Bai Kou!"
"Set them free, and you'll be a huge help—way more useful than seven or eight of you!"
Chen Daoyi: !!!
What the hell do you mean, "not much help"? Can you be any more heartless?
I'm still a Dao Heaven, damn it! Don't just use me as a unit of combat power!
[From Chen Daoyi: Resentment +777!]
Grinding his teeth, he swallowed the snake biscuit and shot Jiangnan a vicious glare.
The Jiangnan antenna was instantly petrified!
The next moment, with a loud "Aha!", the Jiangnan antenna went offline, and Jiangnan came back online!
ﾚ(･᷅ω･᷄O)ﾍ "Thanks, bro! I'm going in. Do whatever you want!"
But now, Jiangnan was a bit puzzled. The battle had already started, so where was Yego?
Where had that guy gone off to?
Had he gone back to Tongcheng to hook up with Freya, the fake queen?
Chen Daoyi gritted his teeth in rage, freeing Mi Ye and Bai Kou as well. "Not much help? I'll go kill three to five hundred One-Eyed bastards right now and show you!"
With that, he grabbed a wolf-tooth leg and charged toward the One-Eyed army!
But he hadn't even taken a few steps!
The One-Eyed species, having suppressed one wave, had already organized their battle formation!
(๑ŏ) "Listen to my command! Star Pupil Cannon, ready!"
At that moment, over fifty thousand One-Eyed species focused all their energy into their single eyes!
They had already aimed at the human position!
Chen Daoyi's eyes went wide. He slammed on the brakes, his face turning pale!
(◞ŏ﹏ŏ) "Holy shit! No! This is bad!"
In that instant, Chen Daoyi suddenly remembered when Mi Ye and the others were ambushed before, and he had gone to save them!
His gaze quickly found Craig on the battlefield!
(◞•̀口•́)و "Undefeated Fist Master Craig! Get up there and block them! This wave all depends on you!"
Craig, who was in the middle of charging, froze, cold sweat pouring down his forehead!
(ㅇㅂㅇ‧̣̥̇) Uh...
But before he could say anything, an anxious Yang Jian spoke up!
(๑•̌ࡇ•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "What's going on? Can Craig block a full Star Pupil Cannon volley?"
Ye Zhenguo's eyes were blazing with excitement!
(◞•̀ω•́◟) "He can! He did it before! When they were ambushed, he alone blocked over twenty thousand Star Pupil Cannon blasts and saved a bunch of people!"
"Absolute defense! Indestructible object! Never lost!"
Wang Dalei also nodded!
╭☞(͡°͜ʖ͡°)╭☞ "Craig is the strongest defense, okay? Over twenty thousand blasts were just a little warm for him!"
At this point, it wasn't just the Dao Heaven Kuangkang Beating Group talking about it; hundreds of guerrilla members also started praising Craig's awesomeness!
They all came forward to testify!
Whenever this topic came up, everyone's face was full of pride!
Yang Jian looked at him with even more hope!
(•̆◡•̆๑) "Really? Then it's up to you! You have to block them, or we'll lose a lot of people this time!"
Craig stood there, dumbfounded!
━=͟͟͞͞(ŎᯅŎ◟‧̣̥̇)
What the hell do you mean, "it's up to me"?
I can't do this!
You damn Chen Daoyi, why didn't you petrify me instead?
Last time, they all missed. I didn't actually take the hits!
This time, they're clearly aiming well!
Craig wanted to explain, but he couldn't get a word in. Because he had been too good at faking it last time!
Turns out, faking it really does come back to bite you in the ass!
Merlin looked at Craig with pride in her eyes!
(◞ὅ◡ὅ) "Go on, my old treasure! Don't be shy. With great power comes great responsibility!"
"This might be the most glorious moment of your life! Go shine! I'll always be proud of you!"
With that, she shoved Craig to the front of the formation!
Craig: !!!
My dear old love! You're personally burying your own happiness!
If I go up there, it might be glorious.
But my life ends right here!
From the human camp, however, came shouts that pierced the sky!
٩('口')و "Undefeated Fist Master Craig! Alone he blocks the blasts and wins the day!"
٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و "Grandpa, you're awesome! The eternal god!"
At this point, Craig was as good as strapped to the execution ground!
As the saying goes, "A duck is forced onto the rack."
"Fire!"
With a roar from the One-Eyed species, tens of thousands of Star Pupil Cannons fired at once, becoming the most dazzling spectacle in the Moon Eye!
Merlin said excitedly, "Go, my old treasure! You can do it!"
Craig: (◞´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ◟) !!!
We're screwed! Isn't this a barbecue?
Watching the barrage of cannon fire heading his way, Craig gritted his teeth and stomped his foot!
Then he turned around and dropped to his knees with a thud!
_(థᯅథ◟｣∠)_ "I'm sorry! I was lying! Last time, I was just faking it! I don't have any absolute defense!"
"One blast would make me cough up blood! I really can't take this!"
"Believe me! You have to believe me!"
At that moment, Merlin was stunned! Everyone in the human camp stared dumbfounded at Craig!
Backing down? You're already out there saying you can't do it?
You only know to wipe the snot off your nose when it's in your mouth? Then how did you survive last time?
Craig's face was burning red. There was nothing more humiliating!
But it was better than being blown to smithereens as cannon fodder!
(◞꒦ິ口꒦ີ◟) "I'll never pretend again!"
Jiangnan couldn't help but laugh at the scene. He really had backed Craig into a corner.
Since he dug the hole himself, he had to fill it.
With a teleport, Jiangnan appeared in the middle of the field, grabbed Craig, and whisked him away!
"He can't do it! We need to find another way to block them!"
At that moment, the Dao Heaven Kuangkang Beating Group cursed loudly. If he couldn't do it, why boast?
Pang Badi roared, "I gave you a chance, and you blew it!"
"Meat Tank Brigade! Get your asses to the front! Raise the shields!"
With Pang Badi's roar, the tens of thousands of meat tanks who had been ready charged to the front line!
They formed a defensive formation like a bulbous bow!
In the next moment, everyone pulled huge orange shields from their Pocket Rabbits and held them in front!
The shields were incredibly thick, made from the precious Heavenly Orange Treasure Steel!
They could reflect over 80% of the damage!
But no matter how precious the material, it was nothing to Pang Badi!
"Full Counter • Unbreakable Shield Wall!"
"Everyone, lower your bodies and brace for impact!"
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Tens of thousands of Star Pupil Cannons slammed into the Heavenly Orange Treasure Steel shield wall!
A large portion of the blasts were reflected back by the steel's properties!
Purple energy scattered everywhere, and the entire Moon Eye seemed to tremble!
Yang Jian's forehead was drenched in sweat!
(˃᷄ʃƪ˂᷅‧̣̥̇) "Don't let the moon break! Please don't let it break!"
Some shields were blown apart, and the people behind them were instantly engulfed by the energy and turned to nothing!
But immediately, more people roared and charged forward with their shields, taking their places!
Jiangnan shouted, "Pang Boss, you're amazing! I love you!"
"Brothers! Charge with me!"
With that, he teleported straight into the battlefield and started fighting fiercely!
Pang Badi's face darkened. Now you love me?
(￢_￢) Hmph!
That's not what you said when you tore off my arms and legs!
After one round of Star Pupil Cannons, the One-Eyed species began to cool down. Thanks to the Treasure Steel shield formation, the human camp minimized their losses!
The charge began, and the battle entered its white-hot phase!
Jiangnan, with his blood-burning activated and Xuexue's Scarlet Flame Armor on, went completely berserk!
But even Jiangnan, as amazing as he was, couldn't cover every angle!
A powerful whip kick came from the side, aimed directly at Jiangnan's head!
Jiangnan instinctively ducked to avoid it, but forgot about the Money Printing Bug on his back!
With a loud "crack!"
The One-Eyed species' leg slammed hard into the Money Printing Bug's head!
The bug barely even tilted its head, but the One-Eyed species' leg shattered!
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell? Is the Money Printing Bug this tough?
Well, it *was* that terrifyingly huge thing that could eat planets. Even as a human now, its physical attributes and abilities are still there, right?
Jiangnan grabbed the Money Printing Bug off his back, grabbed her by the head, and smacked it on the ground!
The hard moon rock shattered!
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled!
(ง✧⥎✧)ง "Nice! Very nice!"
The next moment, a Star Pupil Cannon came from the left, catching him off guard!
Jiangnan casually held up the Money Printing Bug as a shield!
"Block!"
"Boom!"
The Star Pupil Cannon slammed hard into the Money Printing Bug. The powerful impact sent Jiangnan sliding backward!
But the cannon fire was blocked by the bug's body, with energy jets scattering wildly around!
Jiangnan behind her was completely unharmed!
The Money Printing Bug, who had taken a direct hit, was just a little scorched on the surface, but otherwise fine!
Her hair was still intact, and even the minor burns instantly regenerated!
Jiangnan's grin stretched from ear to ear!
(๑ºั╰╯ºั๑)
An indestructible human shield!
And she was in a death-like state, unable to speak or resist!
How convenient was that?
New weapon acquired: Human Money Printing Bug ×1!
[From ???: Resentment +1000!]
What? I even get resentment points for this?
This is pure profit! Nice, nice, nice!