# Chapter 153: Hammer Bro’s Life Peak! (Bonus Update!!!)
He smacked his lips!
*Pretty sweet?*
Zhou Laifu looked speechless!
So it really was just an ordinary cherry?
Damn!
Fighting tooth and nail just to eat a cherry?
Your spirit is truly touching, you know?
“Tsk tsk tsk! What a damn cheat!”
“Did you get zapped by high voltage or something? What kind of torture did that woman Su He put you through?”
Jiang Nan was stunned.
*What the hell?*
*They’re not on the same side?*
*The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind?*
*Holy crap!*
*There’s a mole among Su He’s people?*
Otherwise, how would Zhou Laifu know to come to Beishan?
“Tsk! Don’t even mention it! She almost killed me!”
“I barely escaped from her clutches with everything I had! Ran straight into Hammer Bro’s arms!”
“Enough said! From now on, I’m sticking with Hammer Bro!”
“Look at Hammer Bro—nose is a nose, eyes are eyes! Clearly a man destined for great things!”
“Working with you, there’s definitely a future!”
Zhou Laifu was dumbfounded by Jiang Nan’s sugar-coated bullets.
Even though you’re praising me…
Why does it sound so off?
“Stop flattering me! You know the rules, right?”
With that, he handed over a pair of spirit-binding handcuffs.
Jiang Nan grinned: “No flattery! No flattery!”
He deftly put on the handcuffs.
Beaming with a bright smile.
*Damn it!*
*Let you be smug for 30 minutes! Then we’ll see how you die!*
Just now, Jiang Nan had pulled out the Lucky Little Cherry.
He was actually planning to eat it himself.
With max luck, escaping Zhou Laifu’s clutches would be a piece of cake.
But since he couldn’t eat it, he’d put on an act.
It was the same with Zhou Laifu eating it.
All Jiang Nan needed to do was keep himself alive for now.
As for these spirit-binding handcuffs?
Not a problem at all!
He could pick them in no time, right?
Zhou Laifu nodded approvingly: “Good kid! As long as you behave!”
“Work hard for me, and I’ll give you whatever you want!”
Jiang Nan was stunned: “I… I still have to work for you?”
He looked Zhou Laifu up and down, full of disdain.
Zhou Laifu: !!!
*Damn it!*
*Who taught you reading comprehension?!*
*Is that what I meant?!*
“Even if you were willing, I wouldn’t want to work for someone as dark as you!”
Jiang Nan muttered: “Still gotta work…”
“Holy crap!”
[Bastard value from Zhou Laifu +1000!]
For some reason,
Talking to Jiang Nan always felt so suffocating!
“Hammer Bro isn’t going to kill me?”
Zhou Laifu sneered: “170 million? You think that’s for beggars?”
“A space-type ability user is worth way more than that!”
“But of course, you have to behave! Otherwise, however fine the dumpling filling is, I’ll make you just as fine!”
Jiang Nan thumped his chest: “Hammer Bro says one, I say two! Hammer Bro says go south, I never go west!”
Zhou Laifu: !!!
*What the hell is all this?!*
🎵 “Look at me riding the waves~”
🎵 “Such a serious debut~”
🎵 “Struggling to jump ya ya ya ya ya ya~” 🎵
The phone rang.
Jiang Nan was stunned. *Damn, that’s trendy and wavy.*
Zhou Laifu grabbed Jiang Nan with one hand and answered the phone with the other.
“What’s up, Old Wang? Did my wife give birth?”
“Haha! A boy?”
“Holy monkey! Perfect! Damn perfect!”
“Alright! I’ll head back as soon as I’m done!”
…
After hanging up, Zhou Laifu was so excited his face was flushed red.
He even had a spring in his step.
Jiang Nan swallowed hard.
*Holy crap!*
*The medicine’s kicking in?*
*No way!*
*I need to keep my head down!*
The phone rang again.
“Old Wang? What now?”
“What? We kidnapped the Ma family’s young master and the 30 million ransom was fully paid?”
“Haha! Great! Good!”
“Let him go! But tell the brothers to take off an arm before releasing him!”
…
Zhou Laifu was practically glowing!
He even started humming a tune.
And now he’d caught Jiang Nan, a money tree.
Gotta say,
He was feeling pretty high right now. Really high!
“Ding!”
A message came in. Zhou Laifu glanced at it.
Today’s Big Happy Bean lottery numbers: 026437…
He couldn’t even walk straight anymore.
His hands trembled as he fumbled in his pocket and pulled out a crumpled lottery ticket.
He checked it.
026437…
“Holy crap! Holy crap! Damn, I won! I won!”
“50 million! Ah! Ah! Ah!”
Zhou Laifu roared at the sky, pounding his chest and stomping his feet in excitement.
Life peak!
This was the damn peak of life!
Jiang Nan swallowed hard.
*Holy crap, that’s crazy?*
“Haha! Big Bro’s made it now! Stick with me from now on!”
“I guarantee you’ll eat well and drink well!”
Jiang Nan’s expression turned serious: “Enough said! Today, we’ll become sworn brothers! We won’t ask to be born on the same day, same month, same year…”
Zhou Laifu glared: “Swear brotherhood right now? That’s… a bit much, isn’t it?”
Jiang Nan threw an arm around Zhou Laifu’s shoulder: “Tsk! Hammer Bro’s being too formal, don’t you think?”
“From today on, I’ll call you Big Bro, and you’ll call me Dad!”
“We’re brothers from different parents!”
“Share fortune and hardship! Your wife is my daughter-in-law! Your son is my grandson!”
Zhou Laifu: ???
Even though he was touched…
Why does this sound so wrong?
Just then!
“Swish!”
“Swish!”
“Swish!”
Three water arrows broke the sound barrier, shooting over at lightning speed!
Zhou Laifu narrowed his eyes. With a thought,
The steel wire wrapped around his arm danced wildly, shattering the water arrows instantly.
Su He walked over with a cold expression.
The bearded man carrying a box followed closely behind her.
When he saw the pitch-black Jiang Nan, he was stunned at first, then gnashed his teeth in hatred.
*So this is that White Fang bastard?*
*Killed over twenty of my people?*
“Zhou Dahui! You’ve got a sharp nose! I set the trap, and you come to steal it?”
“Isn’t that a bit too ugly a move?”
Zhou Laifu was unafraid.
“Ugly move? You…”
“Thud!”
That was the sound of a knife piercing flesh.
A sharp blade suddenly thrust out from Su He’s abdomen,
Stabbing clean through her.
Su He clutched her stomach, her face instantly pale, and spun around.
The bearded man grinned: “Sorry, but Brother Zhou’s trap was set earlier than yours.”
How could Zhou Laifu miss this opportunity?
The steel wire screeched as it cut toward her.
Su He trembled with rage, her expression vicious. The steel wire sliced through, cutting her body into seven or eight pieces.
But Su He had turned into water, seeping into the ground and escaping.
The bearded man wiped the blood off his hands: “Brother Zhou, how was that?”
Zhou Laifu laughed heartily: “Not bad! Not bad! You’ve got good instincts!”
As he spoke, the steel wire instantly sliced across the bearded man’s neck.
His face still held a smile, but his head and body were separated.
Zhou Laifu sneered: “Too greedy! Who would keep a turncoat dog? Maybe one day he’d stab me in the back!”
“Pfft! Trash!”
He hadn’t expected to deal with Su He so easily.
*Damn, that felt good~*
🎵 “Look at me riding the waves~”
🎵 “Such a serious debut~”
“Hello? What’s up, Old Wang? Another good news?”
Zhou Laifu answered the phone, full of anticipation.
“B… Boss! There might be a problem with your son!”
Zhou Laifu was stunned: “What problem?”
“He… he’s damn black-skinned! Boss Zhou? Do you have African ancestry in your family?”
Zhou Laifu: ???
*Screw African ancestry!*
*My family has been yellow-skinned for eighteen generations!*
*So is my wife!*
*How could she give birth to a black-skinned son?*
He instantly exploded!
“Damn! Bitch! I knew it!”
“I damn knew it! She’s always been flirting with that black bodyguard!”
“Ahhhhh!”
Old Wang: “Holy crap! Holy crap!”
Zhou Laifu roared: “What now?”
“Madam saw she gave birth to a black baby and jumped out the window! This is the 14th floor…”
Zhou Laifu: ???
Jiang Nan’s eyes lit up!
*It’s starting?*
*Already starting?*
🎵 “Love is a green light~ Green enough to drive you crazy~” 🎵
[Bastard value from Zhou Laifu +1000!]
Jiang Nan cleared his throat.
🎵 “Blue blue sky~”
🎵 “Green green lake~ Ah hehe~”
🎵 “Green green grassland~”
🎵 “It grows right on your head~”
🎵 “This is your home~ Your paradise~” 🎵
Zhou Laifu went ballistic!
*You’re even singing about it?!*
[Bastard value from Zhou Laifu +1000!]
[Bastard value from…]
🎵 “I love you~ My home~ My home~ My paradise~ Applause!” 🎵