Chapter 1574: Ready to Open a Shop? Living It Up Already?
At this moment, Jiangnan was sobbing tears wildly, his big hands smashing the stone bed to pieces!
Σ(|||థ) "Ahhh~ stop! You bastard, stop it right now!"
At this moment, Qian Benying was laughing so hard she held her stomach while rolling on the floor, slapping the ground!
Sympathy was making her cry tears of laughter!
(´థꇴథ)σ "Hahaha! Serves you right for doing eye exercises to do bad things under the guise of a mission? Karma hit back, huh?"
Jiangnan, poisoned by the Real Blindness Eye Care Paste to the point of near blindness, couldn't take it anymore!
He got up directly and rubbed his eyes frantically, but the more he rubbed, the more it hurt!
He was almost blinded, okay?
The twin-tails cute girl was also scared by Jiangnan's intense reaction!
When she polished other people's eye membranes before, they all enjoyed it immensely!
Someone like Boss God was her first time seeing!
"Eh? It... it doesn't feel good? Want me to try another method?"
"I still have many techniques I haven't shown yet!"
Jiangnan sobbed tears wildly: "Skip, skip! Don't bother with all that fancy stuff, just show me your best move directly!"
The twin-tails cute girl froze, then her smile gradually twisted!
ᥬ(ಡ)᭄ "Oh ho? Straight to the point? I didn't expect Boss God to be such a direct person. Fine then!"
As she spoke, she untied her hairband with a shy look in her eyes, her hair falling loose. While unbuttoning her clothes, she leaned toward Jiangnan!
At this moment, Jiangnan was still rubbing his eyes when he saw the big-eyed cute girl pounce at him!
Jiangnan: !!!
So this was the main point?
"Dammit! Third Brother, you screwed me over! You didn't tell me there was this step!"
Even Zhang San and the others were dumbfounded!
We never saw this step when others did eye exercises either?
Was this an extra feature of the highest-level eye exercises?
At this moment, Nightingale and the others were wide-mouthed, stunned at the sight!
Qian Benying: (￢皿￢ꐦ) "Pfft, these eye exercises are definitely not proper!"
Jiangnan was now backed into a corner!
Seeing the big-eyed cute girl puckering her lips and leaning toward him, Jiangnan's eyes were full of urgency!
"Third Brother, save me!"
Zhang San didn't care about anything else anymore. With a burst of speed, he rushed ahead of the twin-tails cute girl and kissed Jiangnan!
Under the effect of the Bobo Lip Imprint, Absolute Ignore was activated!
The big-eyed cute girl's single eye instantly lost its target, ignoring Jiangnan right in front of her!
She was full of confusion: "Wh... where did he go?"
Jiangnan quickly put on the Passionate Little Gloves and started slapping the big-eyed cute girl left and right!
After a series of crackling sounds, he forcibly erased her memory back to before she entered the shop, and even took back the companion ore he had paid her from his hundred-treasure bag!
The big-eyed cute girl looked dazed, rubbed her cheek, and muttered: "Strange. How did I end up here?"
Then she scratched her head and walked out of the cubicle.
Jiangnan finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Gotta rely on my Third Brother! If not... sss~"
Halfway through his words, Jiangnan's expression froze. His gaze slowly shifted toward the bedside!
There stood Qian Benying, Nightingale, and a whole crowd of people, all gathered around watching, crowding the small cubicle!
They were all looking at him with teasing eyes!
(ಡ▿ಡ)(˵ಡ˘ಡ˵)(❀՞˘՞)…
At this moment, Jiangnan's face was as black as a coal ball!
(̿▀̿̿‧̣̥̇)̄
What the heck, "just me and Third Brother"?!
He had wiped off the lip imprint and forgotten about it himself? Was this passive talent of Absolute Ignore really this effective?!
They all saw it? Live broadcast?
Thank goodness he had stayed true to his principles and nothing happened, or else how could he still live?!
Jiangnan cracked his knuckles: "Looks like I'll have to let you all feel my enthusiasm properly!"
With that, he was about to charge forward and give everyone a round of memory erasure!
But Qian Benying, Rokuka, and the others' faces turned white with fear!
They didn't want to get slapped either!
Qian Benying said urgently:
(งᵒ̌⌂ᵒ̌)ง "Hold on! The reason you want us to forget this is because you're afraid we'll secretly tell others, right?"
Jiangnan glared: "Isn't that obvious?"
Qian Benying spread her hands: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "Now that all of us already know, there's no chance to secretly tell anyone. So what are you afraid of?"
"That means there's no need to slap us anymore, right?"
Freya rested her chin in thought!
(｡･ˇกˇ･) "Makes sense, makes sense!"
Jiangnan: (≖_≖)…
"I have no grudge against you, madam, so why are you treating me like an idiot?"
"Makes sense" my ass! My good looks weren't bought with IQ, you know!
Nightingale said urgently: (๑ớ⌂ờ) "You... you came for the eye exercises. Was it really just out of curiosity to try them?"
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips: "Hmph, as if! I said I came to learn the technique. I'll need it later!"
Qian Benying was stunned: "(º～º*) "What are you learning that for? You don't cultivate all day and just learn useless stuff like this?"
Jiangnan smiled mysteriously: "What for? To open a shop, of course!"
Nightingale breathed a long sigh of relief, "Hoo~ Successful topic change. I'm such a clever little ghost!"
But the next moment, Nightingale's eyes bulged, and her voice went up an octave!
∑(°口°๑) "Huh? Open a shop?!"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(Ŏ)ʃ "Of course, why else would I go through all this trouble? I'll find a good location and rent a storefront later!"
"I've already got a general idea of the eye exercise techniques. When the shop opens, business will definitely be booming!"
At this moment, Miyazaki Wu Zang and the others were baffled!
"What, are you planning to live here? Weren't we supposed to be inciting the one-eyed race in Tongcheng?"
"And now you're opening an eye exercise shop in their city?"
Doing business now, really?
Jiangnan curled his lip: "What do you know? Just watch how I take over this entire city!"
"Come on, let's scout a storefront!"
Under the dumbfounded gazes of the crowd, Jiangnan swaggered out into the street!
Just as he was about to wipe off the lip imprint, he suddenly remembered something, gritted his teeth, and stamped his foot!
From his alternate dimension, he pulled out piles of gold chains and small watches!
He put them on Qian Benying and the others!
Everyone was now glittering with golden bling, full of tycoon vibes!
That way, he wouldn't forget!
Freya touched the gold chain around her neck, looking infatuated!
(ૢ⁼̴﹃⁼̴) "Ehehe~ You're so nice!"
Jiangnan glared: "It's loaned, not given! If it's even a gram short when you return it, I'll break one of your ribs!"
Walking down the eye exercise street, Jiangnan picked a shop with the worst business but in a good location!
When he went in, he found the owner was an old one-eyed woman with blurry vision. No wonder business was bad!
He quietly slipped her a piece of companion ore, and the old one-eyed woman happily let Jiangnan run the store!
Seeing Jiangnan renovate with a big axe and even set up a few private booths, Nightingale was completely lost, unable to keep up with Jiangnan's thinking!
"Not... really opening a shop? It's almost the end of the world! What are you opening a shop in Tongcheng for?"
Jiangnan grinned: "To incite the Tong race, we have to start from the bottom-level orange-grade workers. But no matter how many of those one-eyed we incite, they can't form effective combat power!"
"It won't help the counterattack at all. It's just useless effort!"
"But don't forget, the ones who have the money to visit our shop are all yuzu-grade one-eyed! That's a huge opportunity for us!"
Qian Benying tilted her head: (•︠～•︡) "Not... I'm confused. Are you using the shop to incite yuzu-grade one-eyed?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Can we even incite them? Yuzu-grade one-eyed have very high status in Tongcheng!"
"To make them give up what they have and betray their race is nearly impossible. They'll instead defend their own interests!"
"Even if we recruit a batch, they won't be loyal. The key is still inciting the bottom-level ones!"
"Opening a shop as cover is absolutely necessary! Just watch my performance and see how I slowly gnaw away at this whole city!"
Everyone swallowed their saliva. Obviously, Jiangnan already had a plan!
From the information he gathered just after entering the city, in such a short time, he had formulated a detailed operation plan?
And aimed to swallow the entire Tongcheng?
What kind of brain was that?
But could it really work?
Jiangnan looked up at Qian Benying:
"But first, we need to secure our main character for this operation!"
"Go to the 14th street alley in the North District and pick up Xiao Hetao. If I'm not mistaken, he should be waiting there!"
Qian Benying's eyes lit up with excitement: "So we're choosing him? I'll go right away!"
With that, she dashed out of the shop in a flash!
The reason Jiangnan hid the Origin Spark in the stone pot was precisely to see how Xiao Hetao would choose!
If he gave up on his efforts, he wouldn't discover the opportunity in the stone pot!
If he didn't have the heart to break the rules, he wouldn't dare go to the meeting point, let alone absorb the Origin Spark!
Jiangnan needed someone who dared to break the rules and take action to stand up!
He hoped Xiao Hetao was that person!
Looking at the shop that was almost ready, Jiangnan grinned!
"Now... all that's missing is a drop-dead gorgeous boss lady!"
With that, Jiangnan's appearance warped again under the effect of a small pudding!
He turned into a big-eyed cute girl with eyes like stars, graceful curves, and a face that could topple cities!
His hair even became a black, long, straight princess cut!
He even ate a pack of Pounding Heart Pop Rocks to boost his charm!
At this moment, Zhang San, Wu Zang, Miyazaki, and the rest all sprayed blood!
Damn! Could Jiangnan even do something like this?!
And what was with this inexplicable heart-fluttering feeling?!
Miyazaki blushed deeply with old embarrassment. He was already in his seventies or eighties, yet he felt his heart flutter for a little girl!
The problem was, the little girl wasn't even human!
And the most important thing was that she was actually a man transformed!
At this moment, Wu Zang was already furiously slapping himself!
"Wife! I've wronged you! I actually felt my heart flutter for a one-eyed woman transformed from a man! I'm not human!"
Boss Lady Jiang cackled quietly. It seemed the effect was pretty good!
At this moment, Xiao Hetao was hiding in a small alley, feeling anxious!
He had waited so long, why hadn't anyone come to make contact with him yet?
Just then, Xiao Hetao felt a mysterious force pulling him, drawing him in a certain direction!
Greatly alarmed, he felt even more awe toward that mysterious existence!
Could that mysterious person even do something like this?
Just how strong was he?