Chapter 1572: Mainly for Learning! (Bonus Chapter)
After leaving Little Walnut's house, Jiangnan and the others returned to their starting point before the lip prints' effects wore off!
As soon as they came back, they saw Xingyechui maintaining a running posture, eyes looking straight ahead, face full of determination!
ﾚ(ﾟ～ﾟ;)ﾍ…
Freya scratched her head: ୧(･᷄～･᷅) "Is this kid playing 123 Wooden Man? Did she come back from scouting?"
Jiangnan: (≖_≖)…
"No! She probably hasn't gone yet!"
Three hours had passed, and had she even run 50 meters?
They had already taken a stroll and returned, yet she was still at the starting point?
Soon enough, Nightingale, Liuhua, and the others also returned!
Nightingale looked somewhat excited!
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و "I listened to the patrol team chatting and got a lot of useful info!"
"One-Eyed King Yego is personally guarding the Moon Eye, not in Tongcheng! Ruisen is also commanding at the Moon Eye!"
"Currently, the one in charge of Tongcheng is Queen Hester, and Aige commands the garrison in the city!"
"There are about 50,000 of them. This is the defense map and shift times—I've written them all down!"
As she spoke, she stuffed a small notebook into Jiangnan's hands for him to read.
Jiangnan looked regretful: (๑•̌～•̑) "Yego isn't here? I was hoping to give him a cupping treatment!"
"But this is even better… that way, the entire city of Tongcheng is our backyard!"
Nightingale shuddered. Damn, you still want to give Yego cupping?
At the mention of this, she started grinding her teeth again!
[From Nightingale: Resentment +777!]
[From...]
At this moment, the plan in Jiangnan's mind became even crazier!
But as time passed, the group began to get anxious.
The lip print duration was almost over, and Zhang San and the others still hadn't returned.
Just as Jiangnan was about to go look for them, Zhang San and his two companions staggered back.
Eyes wide, mouths agape, expressions of utter shock!
(ºДº(°Д°(ŐдŐ๑)…
Jiangnan frowned: "What did you three do? What did you see that shocked you so much?"
Gongqi swallowed hard.
(◞´-﹏-`) "I really didn't expect this could happen. The universe is vast, and wonders never cease!"
Wu Zang gritted his teeth, full of guilt.
(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "Wife! I've wronged you. I saw something I shouldn't have. I'm guilty! I…"
Jiangnan: ???
Σ(ﾟkouﾟﾉ)ﾉ "You three didn't go to the public bathhouse to collect intel, did you?"
The three nodded as if they had just returned from another world.
But instantly, Qian Benying, Nightingale, and the others moved far away from Zhang San's group, faces full of disgust.
Freya was extremely contemptuous.
(yi min yi‧̣̥̇) "Human women aren't enough for you? Even the One-Eyed race you peep at? Disgusting!"
But the three shook their heads frantically.
Zhang San said urgently: (งᵒ̌kouᵒ̌)ง "No… I… I found the busiest street in Tongcheng. Where… where it actually is!"
Zhang San looked a bit embarrassed at the girls, then leaned in to whisper in Jiangnan's ear.
(ﾉ)ಡ3ಡ(°△°|||)
Jiangnan first frowned, then his eyes sparkled, and then he nodded frantically.
His face turned as red as an apple, eventually becoming shocked.
(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇) "Siiigh~ It can be like that?"
Zhang San slapped his thigh.
(︶yi︶O) "Not only that! Let me tell you, blablabla~"
Finally, Jiangnan also put on a shocked face, as if infected.
Zhang San looked unwilling.
(｡･ˇyiˇ･) "It's just that I'm not a One-Eyed, otherwise I'd definitely go experience it!"
After getting Zhang San's info, Jiangnan's ideas became even crazier.
"Who says I can't? To broaden my horizons and collect intel, I'm not going to be human anymore!"
Everyone looked at Jiangnan in shock.
In unison: "Was there ever a time you were human?" × N
Jiangnan: (≖‸≖)…
Nightingale was confused: (͡°～͡°) "What are they talking about? Why are they hiding it from us?"
Qian Benying pouted: (◦`~´◦) "It's definitely nothing proper anyway."
Jiangnan took a deep breath: "Looks like it's time for me to go myself!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a bunch of small puddings and stuffed them into his mouth, then ate a monkey biscuit.
His body began to transform.
Using the beast transformation mimicry of the zodiac biscuit, he could break the human racial barrier.
Combined with the small pudding's ability to change shape freely.
Amidst everyone's shocked gazes, Jiangnan directly turned into a three-meter-tall, muscular, purple-haired One-Eyed race member.
Even the body structure was identical.
The single eye on his face was as big as a grapefruit.
Zhang San and the others exclaimed.
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ "Holy shit! That actually works? Nan Shen, are you going to personally enter the battlefield?"
Jiangnan (Grapefruit) looked solemn.
(๑•̀～•́)و "For the mission! For humanity's future! If I don't go to hell, who will?"
"Let me go experience it myself! You all stay here. I'll be right back!"
Saying this, Grapefruit Jiang turned and walked toward Eye Exercise Street.
But after just two steps, Qian Benying grabbed him, looking suspicious.
(*･᷅～･᷄) "Where are you going? Why can't we follow?"
Grapefruit Jiang broke out in cold sweat.
(•́ω•̀٥) "I… I'm going on a mission, it's too dangerous, I'm worried about you all!"
Nightingale crossed her arms: "Dangerous? They can't even sense our existence. What's dangerous? Are you trying to sneak off and do something bad?"
Freya snickered: (˵ಡლಡ˵) "Oh ho? Is it the thing that Wu Zang felt guilty about just looking at?"
Qian Benying: !!!
"Jiangnan! Are you also planning to go peep at One-Eyed baths?"
Jiangnan's face darkened: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "Peep at my ass! I… I'm going to experience some eye massage! Mainly to learn their techniques for later use in the operation!"
Everyone was stunned. What the hell kind of eye massage was that?
Qian Benying's eyes sparkled with curiosity: "Let's go together! I want to see too!"
Jiangnan swallowed nervously, feeling a bit guilty: "Eh? Th-this isn't good, right? What if…"
Qian Benying glared: "What's not good? If you don't let us come, I'll tell when we get back, saying you secretly went to do bad things, and even with One-Eyed… Eww~"
Jiangnan's face went dark.
"Fine, fine! Let's go together then!"
The group headed straight for Eye Exercise Street. Zhang San replenished the team with enough lip prints.
Meanwhile, Jiangnan changed into the One-Eyed race outfit and wiped off the lip prints.
Revealing himself as Grapefruit Jiang, he walked openly on the street.
At the Grapefruit level, his large single eye earned him much respect.
(❍ฺ‧̣̥̇) "Third Brother? This time it's just the two of us coming. You have to keep this a secret, okay?"
Zhang San: (≖_≖) "Uh huh…"
Two of us my ass! There's a whole bunch of non-existent people following behind you!
Good thing I have the gold chain.
As soon as they arrived on this street, they were shocked by the bustling scene.
Wasn't this too lively?
Qian Benying's mouth dropped open.
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Th-this is where they do eye exercises? Bullshit!"
"There's no way this is proper!"
Nightingale ground her teeth: "Good thing we came to check. He's definitely up to no good. All men are pigs!"
Grapefruit Jiang pondered with his hand on his chin.
"Where should I go?"
Zhang San, Wu Zang, and the others pointed simultaneously to the Big-Eyed Cute Girl Happy House.
"Go to that one! It's good!" ×3
Of course, Jiangnan only noticed what Zhang San said.
He turned and directly entered the Big-Eyed Cute Girl Happy House.
As soon as he walked in, a curvaceous, delicate-featured One-Eyed cute girl with pigtails came to greet him.
"This lord looks new? First time here? What should I call you?"
Grapefruit Jiang grinned: "Call me God."
Qian Benying: (´థжథ) Pfft~
What the hell, God!
The pigtailed cute girl beamed: "Brother God? You chose the right place! I guarantee you won't leave disappointed!"
"What level of eye massage are you looking for? We have…"
Grapefruit Jiang waved his hand grandly: "Give me the best!"
If he was going to learn techniques, of course he wanted the best, right?
The pigtailed girl was overjoyed: "That… will require quite a bit of Origin Energy though~"
"Would you like to scan your eye or transfer energy?"
But Grapefruit Jiang's expression froze.
Damn! Although his appearance was that of a One-Eyed race, his eyes didn't have that function at all!
And he couldn't control Origin Energy either.
This was bad!
Seeing Brother God hesitate without giving energy, the pigtailed girl frowned.
"You're not…"
Grapefruit Jiang let out a snort: "I'm afraid you wouldn't dare take it!"
With that, he reached into his robes and fumbled around, secretly opening the alternate dimension.
The next moment, a pigeon-egg-sized piece of associated ore was pulled out by Jiangnan and handed to the pigtailed girl.
Her eyes widened in shock.
She quickly hid the stone, lowering her voice.
"Heavens! Raw associated ore? This big? How did you get it?"
Grapefruit Jiang breathed a sigh of relief. At least he hadn't been found out.
"Hmph! I have my ways. If you do well, there'll be more of these for you."
The pigtailed girl was ecstatic. This Brother God was incredibly generous!
"In that case! Leave it to me! Follow me!"
She took Jiangnan's hand and led him into a private room.
Inside, a stone bed was carved into a semi-reclining chair. Grapefruit Jiang lay down, his heart pounding.
So the long-awaited eye massage was about to begin?
But Jiangnan completely forgot about Qian Benying and the others.
Little did he know that in the cramped room, Qian Benying, Freya, Nightingale, and the rest were standing in a circle around the stone bed.
Everyone was watching.
Qian Benying took out her phone and started recording. Nightingale even brought out a DV camera.
Filming the entire process.
Let's see if you dare to do anything out of line now! This footage would be blackmail material!
Zhang San covered his face nearby. Nan Shen, you're on your own!
If you get socially ruined, don't come blaming me!