# Chapter 1542: A Crazy Plan?
Seeing Jiangnan's completely dumbfounded expression, Yang Jian explained it to him!
He also showed Jiangnan the post that the International Spirit Martial Alliance had put out!
"They also specifically emphasized that you must attend, since you're one of the members of the Alliance Council!"
"The invitation has already been sent to the country, and it should be delivered to Silver Moon City in a few days, right?"
Looking at the post, Jiangnan shuddered violently!
(#ŏ﹏ŏ#) "No no no! I don't want to go! If I go, I'll be done for! I'd rather die than go!"
Saying that, he teleported behind Xuexue Wolfbane, trembling in fear...
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Yang Jian rolled his eyes!
(꒪ัд꒪ั*) "What the hell are you afraid of? We're all going with you!"
"Besides, this coalition situation was initiated by you. If anyone has to be there, it's you!"
"Otherwise, this meeting can't even start!"
Xia Yao snickered: (˵ಡ.̫ಡ) "Xiao Nan is probably scared of getting beaten up, right?"
Zhong Yingxue patted Jiangnan's little head!
(๑ớ₃ờ)ھ "The beatings that are meant for you, none of them can be avoided~"
Jiangnan was almost in tears. He wasn't afraid of anyone else!
But that Bad Sister would definitely be there, wouldn't she?
She was the Queen of Nightless City, definitely a member of the Council!
He had been avoiding her, even hiding all the way on the Moon. Once he went to Sun Island for the meeting, she would definitely catch him!
She would absolutely beat him up, drain him dry, and that's it!
Qian Benying clenched her fists tightly, her face full of determination!
(๑•̀◠•́)و✧ "Boss Jiang, don't be afraid! As your most loyal employee, let me, Workaholic Ying, protect you!"
"You protected me before, now it's my turn to protect you!"
Beside her, Rikka was teasing her with a smirk!
(乛.̫乛❀) "Tsk tsk tsk~"
Hearing this, Qian Benying's face turned red!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes!
(꒪ͦ～꒪ͦ٥) "You can protect me for six? You'll definitely get hung up and beaten!"
Qian Benying: (*ὅ◠ὅ) "No! I don't believe it!"
Bai Kou smiled: (∗❛ั◡❛ั) "Me too! Don't be afraid!"
Even Chen Daoyi, Ye Zhenguo, and the others were patting their chests in assurance!
Only Ba Di was very curious—what kind of person could make the Jiang Devil so scared?
Yang Jian looked helpless: "You really have to go. For this coalition matter, although the International Spirit Martial Alliance is taking the lead, it saves our Huaxia from some of the troublesome work!"
"But it also means we lose absolute dominance and decision-making power. Other countries might unite to make us bleed, using this coalition opportunity to suppress our advantages!"
"Things like the Star Gate, the God-Slaying Spell Array, the formula for the Rabbit Vomit Pill, and various other means—they might demand we share them. We can share them, but..."
"But we can't just give them away for free, right? We'd be at a huge loss! So... you know what I mean!"
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled, so they were asking him to raise the price? To secure enough benefits for Huaxia in this coalition?
Haggling and price gouging was what he was best at!
But although the neutral Spirit Martial Alliance jumping in to lead the coalition had the scent of them wanting to pick the fruit, it did save Huaxia and the coalition from some risks. However, it also meant Huaxia lost absolute dominance and voice.
It had both pros and cons. Jiangnan neither hated nor endorsed it.
But as long as they could unite against the enemy, there weren't that many nitpicks to be made under this situation!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Fine, I'll go! Let's see who dares to boss me around at the table!"
If he was going to die, so be it. He had just cleared out his resentment points anyway.
This time, he had to get at least eight or ten million back!
Then he'd have some confidence!
He was going there to piss them off!
Yang Jian covered his face. Just thinking about bringing Jiangnan to a meeting made him nervous!
Just then, Weini raised her hand!
(ﾟ～ﾟ)ﾂ "Um... why haven't Piers and the people from the Fan Kingdom come over yet?"
Jiangnan was also startled. He hadn't seen Piers and the others. They hadn't kicked the bucket, had they?
They were Space Systems—it would be a waste if they died.
Jiang Tianchen's mouth twitched: "The Moon Net satellite captured images. Piers should have teleported back to Lan Xing with his people, along with Salman!"
"Probably they got tired of being chased on the Moon?"
Jiangnan was stunned. Good heavens, teleporting all the way back? Piers was pretty bold, huh?
With the Dawn War coming to an end and their energy almost depleted, the One-Eyed Army stopped pursuing and chose to return to their posts.
As for Bai Kou, Big, Qian Benying, and the others, they all went home through the Star Ring. Each went to their own home, each to their own mother, to prepare for the Lan Xing Round Table Meeting.
Bai Kou left Momo and Hart at Silver Moon City.
After all, it was better to keep the Star Ring on the Moon, so they could stay connected with the E Guo side at any time.
They wouldn't be apart for long anyway; they would see each other again soon.
Silver Moon City also became busy, having obtained many One-Eyed corpses.
Extracting the eye membranes and making anti-Pupil Race weapons was top priority.
Jiangnan didn't idle either. He slipped away to the laboratory!
He hadn't forgotten—the dead Aiva was still there!
At this moment, a Small Fire Jar was still stuck on Aiva's eye!
Jiangnan rubbed his little hands and chuckled!
(ʃƪ･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Watch me pull that eye out!"
Saying that, he took out a Small Fire Jar and started wildly cupping Aiva's eye!
By the time he pulled the seventh jar, he finally managed to pull Aiva's eyeball out!
He kept it safe for later.
According to reason, this Watermelon Eye could be transplanted to other One-Eyed Species!
A Watermelon Eye was equivalent to a terrifying Dao Heaven-level combat strength. To other One-Eyed Species, this was a fatal temptation!
A crazy plan began to form in Jiangnan's mind!
He couldn't help but let out a (ૢ⁼̴̤̆ꇴ⁼̴̤̆ૢ) "Goose heh~ goose heh heh" laugh!
Everyone else in the lab looked at Jiangnan with horror!
How obsessed was Nan Shen with cupping people's eyeballs? He even came to the lab to do it?
Jiangnan was laughing his head off when he felt someone tap his shoulder!
He saw Nightshade standing behind him, twirling her hair, her pretty face flushed!
(*ﾉωﾉ) "You promised earlier—give me two!"
Jiangnan was stunned: (•︠ˍ•︡) "What thing do I owe you two of?"
Nightshade got anxious: (งᵒ̌⌂ᵒ̌)ง "You can't go back on your word! I kissed you so many times! You said you'd give me two... um, hurry up and give them to me!"
Saying that, she reached out her little hand toward Jiangnan, while the other hand already had a knife pressed against his neck!
Jiangnan: !!!
Talk properly—don't put the knife on my neck!
Jiangnan then remembered. He looked up, his gaze falling on Nightshade's chest!
This... this must be what they call a tablet computer, right? Completely different from Da Lang Mie's brainwaves!
"You... are you sure you want this?"
Nightshade glared: (｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "Why wouldn't I? You have no idea how long I've wanted it! I dreamed of it! Hurry up and give it to me!"
Jiangnan swallowed hard, pulled out two Small Fire Jars, and stuffed them into Nightshade's arms!
"Here... take them!"
Nightshade: ???
She suddenly remembered—how Xing Yechui's eye had been swollen from cupping before, and it still hadn't gone down!
Seriously!
So the so-called big red envelopes were just swollen from cupping?
[From Nightshade's Resentment Value +1000!]
"I want them even if they're swollen from cupping! It's better than nothing!"
Saying that, she turned resolutely and was about to go to her room to cup herself!
Jiangnan quickly grabbed Nightshade: "Are you really going to cup yourself? You can't do this yourself! I have to do it for you!"
Nightshade froze, and then her face turned completely red!
You're going to cup me? Then won't you see everything?
(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "Go die! You're lying! You just want to see! I won't let you see!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "I'm not lying! This thing is called the Unstoppable Small Fire Jar. You saw Rui Sen—this thing can't be removed by yourself!"
"So I have to do it for you! Besides, what are you ashamed of? Haven't I seen it before?"
"You and I are brothers! What difference does it make? You're not even as big as Wu Liang, yet you still cover up so tightly?"
"Even if you walk around Silver Moon City topless, no one would give you a second glance, right?"
[From Nightshade's Resentment Value +1007!]
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "I'll chop you to death! Chop you to death right now!"
With two blades, she started hacking at Jiangnan like she was chopping meat filling!
Jiangnan frantically teleported to dodge!
(。ಡ3ಡ) "Hey~ can't catch me! Neh neh neh~"
Opportunities to earn resentment points like this—he couldn't miss them!
[From Nightshade...]
In the end, Nightshade had no choice but to compromise. After all, having two Small Fire Jars stuck on her chest that she couldn't take off would be too strange!
But letting Jiangnan see her? No way!
She needed to save face!
So, in Nightshade's room!
Jiangnan was lying against the living room wall, while Nightshade was in the bedroom, the door firmly locked!
Jiangnan said grimly: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "Are you sure?"
Nightshade's voice came from inside: "Don't you have Space Wormholes, and you can open two pairs, right?"
"Use the wormhole to open a hole in the wall, then stick the Small Fire Jars into the wormhole! Just don't let me see you! Hurry up!"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. Only she could think of that!
Reluctantly, he opened a Space Wormhole, adjusted the distance, and pressed two Small Fire Jars against the wall!
٩(º～º٩) "Is this okay?"
Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Nightshade looked at the two holes in the wall, took a deep breath, and her face was full of determination!
She unbuttoned her shirt, aligned herself with the holes, and pressed herself against the wall!
She even turned her face away, otherwise, she wouldn't fit!
(⑉˃᷄﹏˂᷅⑉) "I'm... I'm ready!"
At that moment, Nightshade felt like her heart was about to jump out of her throat!
In the living room, Jiangnan held the two Small Fire Jars, his expression twisted. Why did he have a strange feeling?
He couldn't help but imagine the scene in the bedroom!
ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅๑) "Pfft—hahaha!"
Nightshade: !!!
(ꐦᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌) "Laugh! You're still laughing! Say, did you see anything?"
Normally, no one would laugh in this situation, right?
This was a blatant insult!
[From Nightshade's Resentment Value +1000!]
"Hurry up and cup me! Or I'll kill you!"
Jiangnan suppressed his laughter: "Then, dear sir, would you like to drop two stars to get two big red envelopes, or just lose something random to get the red envelopes?"
Nightshade: ???
She could choose? Dropping stars? That definitely wasn't possible!
She had worked hard to reach Star Glory!
(O･`з･´) "Just lose something random! As long as I get the big red envelope, I'm fine with anything else!"
Jiangnan was speechless. He was almost moved by Nightshade's persistence!
So he quickly rotated the Small Fire Jar to the left, activating the extraction mode!
The next moment, an extreme sense of comfort spread through her entire body. Nightshade almost scratched the paint off the wall as she forced herself not to make a sound!
Her face was a picture of melting ecstasy!
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤﹃O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚
The red light on the two Small Fire Jars also blazed to its peak!
Jiangnan was a bit worried. He didn't know what the Small Fire Jars would pull out!
But the next moment, the two Small Fire Jars completed the extraction!
Two characters immediately appeared on them!
"Nail" "Nail"
Jiangnan: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅) ???
What did this mean? Had Nightshade fractured before, and had steel nails inside her body?
Or was it...