Chapter 1529: You Just Want to Hit Me, Don't You?

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Chapter 1529: You Just Want to Hit Me, Don't You?

The combination of Xing Yechui and Nightingale was incredibly efficient!
Even faster than those Dao Heaven rank fighters!
At this moment, Li Bing on the city wall was ecstatic, so many One-Eyed species!
How many eye membranes could she collect from this?
Meanwhile, Ye Zhenguo, Craig, and the others, carrying leg shackles and Fierce Spirit fist cudgels, were exhausted, breathing heavily like blood-soaked gourds!
Seeing that all their frantic hammering couldn't match the kills Xing Yechui's slow domain achieved!
Just get kissed a few times, then enter the slow domain to kill enemies?
Was there such a good thing in the world?
Ye Zhenguo immediately shouted loudly!
(◞゚kou゚)ツ "Nightingale girl, include me in the eye-opening team too! I'm old, can't hammer anymore!"
"Let me benefit a little too, okay?"
Craig quickly nodded: (◞・᷄ὢ・᷅) "Exactly, exactly! You guys look tired from opening eyes, let Grandpa open them, I've got strength!"
Chen Daoyi swung his wolf-tooth leg crutch and wiped the blood from his face!
(・`།෴།།・´◟) "Just kiss here! I've cleared a spot for you, pull me along, I really can't fight anymore!"
For a moment, the three old men frantically begged for kisses, trying to join Nightingale's eye-opening team!
Nightingale: (yiminyiO) "Pfft! Ugly and old, but you think pretty. A bunch of rotten old men, your granddaughters are almost older than me, who would kiss you?"
"Don't you know men and women should keep their distance? Three-thousand-meter domain, we have more than a dozen of us, that's enough!"
All three wore frustrated expressions!
Damn it!
Not only did Li Bing refuse to heal their injuries, but they couldn't even join the eye-opening team?
Why was Jiangnan allowed to kiss? They were handsome young men too back in the day!
Wang Dalei roared!
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ヘ(#´kou`)ノ "Me! I'm not old! Include me!"
But Nightingale completely ignored him—don't expect to get any kisses from me!
I don't kiss just anyone; Jiangnan is special.
Nicole wore a nuclear-friendly smile!
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) "Hmm? What did you say? You're not old, are you?"
As she spoke, her small hand twisted wildly on Wang Dalei's waist, making him roll his eyes in pain!
(#꒦ິᗜ꒦ີ) "I... I just wanted to kill more enemies, haha... ahaha!"
But this situation didn't last long before Yang Jian on the city wall shouted anxiously!
"They're coming! Nightingale, dodge! Sectors 6 to 17, all personnel evacuate! Hurry! Hurry!"
Red warnings flashed in everyone's vision—Yang Jian's notification!
Even Jiangnan was startled!
The ground shook violently, and the next moment!
The earth beneath the Silver Moon force field suddenly exploded, countless moon laurel silver vine roots mixed with soil and rocks flying in all directions!
Fortunately, Jiangnan had left lip marks on the team leaders of each combat squad earlier!
The moment he received Yang Jian's notice, he teleported, moving large numbers of the garrison troops away!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan, who was in a fierce battle with Rui Sen, had his spiritual energy completely drained!
He shrank three sizes, looking like a dried corpse, nearly kneeling!
~(›´ロ`‹)~
Startled, Jiangnan quickly stuffed a large mouthful of durian pulp into his mouth!
A giant mouth over 15 kilometers in diameter burst out from underground!
It directly bit a gap in the Silver Moon force field!
Under the massive bite, even the white clouds on the force field were sucked into the mouth!
And Nightingale and the others, right at the center of the giant mouth, had no chance to escape!
Jiangnan's eyes nearly split, he teleported, slapped a One-Eyed on the head, and roared: "Huddle together!"
With Nightingale's turbo boost, the eye-opening team gathered together, hugging each other!
"Displacement!"
The next instant, Jiangnan swapped Nightingale and the others out!
While he himself fell toward the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's mouth!
Xia Xiaoxue and Xia Yao shouted anxiously: "Xiao Nan!" x2
But Jiangnan, unhurried, actually pulled out a twin lollipop from his pocket!
(ꐦᄑyiᄑ)ᓄ "I've been waiting for you! Take this!"
He broke off the blue one and threw it into the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's mouth!
Meanwhile, Rui Sen's heart surged—finally here?
Silver Moon City was gone!
What he needed to do first was...
Rui Sen's eyes locked onto Yang Jian!
His body flickered as he charged toward Yang Jian!
Kill him! The Eye of the Sky would be broken!
Jiang Ning was frantic—on one side was Xiao Nan, on the other Yang Jian—who should she save?
Jiangnan roared: "Guard Brother Jian! I've got this here!"
Jiang Ning stamped her foot and charged straight at Rui Sen!
Jiangnan activated Displacement again—even with distorted space, he could swap out!
After all, the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's massive bite hadn't reached a range of a hundred kilometers yet!
The Star-Devouring Giant Worm had just burst from the ground, and the advantage the Chinese garrison had built up was instantly lost!
Then, in everyone's terrified gaze, the Star-Devouring Giant Worm bit down on the energy wall of the God-Slaying Spell Array!
"Boom!"
The entire God-Slaying Spell Array trembled violently!
Since the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's nine-petal mouth opened to a diameter of only about 15 kilometers,
while the God-Slaying Spell Array's diameter was 30 kilometers,
even the Star-Devouring Giant Worm couldn't swallow the entire spell array in one bite!
But it still bit into it, its massive spiral teeth, like an oil tanker, densely packed,
scraping dazzling sparks on the energy wall!
Under the massive bite, the energy composing the energy wall was being crazily devoured!
The thickness of the energy wall visibly decreased!
Jiangnan was shocked—damn! It could even devour the God-Slaying Spell Array?
At this rate, the energy wall wouldn't hold for long!
And this was after Bart had fully charged it!
Moreover, the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's body, over a hundred kilometers long, started emerging from underground, rampaging everywhere on the battlefield!
Casualties skyrocketed!
This thing was not something human strength could stop!
"Brother Jian! Can't fight! We lose, we lose! Retreat!"
As he spoke, he frantically stuffed durian pulp into his mouth to sustain the consumption of teleporting the troops through the squad leaders!
At this moment, Jiangnan was walking unsteadily!
Without needing Jiangnan's reminder, Yang Jian had already ordered a retreat!
They had already prepared to lose, had accumulated enough combat experience, verified some ideas, and gathered plenty of materials!
The goal was achieved; no need to keep filling lives here!
He immediately ordered the retreat!
Jiangnan teleported rapidly, appearing before Chen Daoyi and the others!
(›´ᯅ`‹) "I'm drained; can't pilot the mech. Who can help pilot it?"
Chen Daoyi shuddered violently!
୧(◞˃᷄﹏˂᷅◟)୨ "No, no, no! I'm old, I really can't take any more messing around!"
Eating things Jiangnan gave had already given him psychological trauma!
But Craig's eyes lit up!
(ง◞✪⥎✪)ง "Mech? What do you mean?"
Jiangnan said urgently: "You know, during the Lantis undersea war, I piloted the Leviathan! That's how it works!"
"I already threw the other lollipop into the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's mouth. Who wants to pilot it?"
Craig immediately raised his hand, his old face flushed with excitement!
Jiangnan piloting the Leviathan left a deep impression on him!
Compared to the Star-Devouring Giant Worm, the Leviathan was a tiny piece of junk!
If he could pilot this thing once, he'd have a great story to boast about to his old flame Merlin!
Craig immediately ate the red sun!
"I'll do it!"
Jiangnan gave a thumbs up!
(๑›´◠`‹)و "The responsibility of saving the world is on you! Go!"
The moment Craig ate the red sun, the connection was established!
Just as Jiangnan looked on with anticipation, ready to see Craig pilot the Star-Devouring Giant Worm to wreak havoc,
Craig's face turned red as he strained, frozen in place!
At the same time, the Star-Devouring Giant Worm, which was gnawing on the God-Slaying Spell Array, also froze,
falling into an eerie standstill!
Jiangnan urged: "What are you thinking? Eat! Do it!"
But Craig, veins bulging, clenched his hands and feet, his body stiff as a board,
and fell straight to the ground—prone!
The next moment, his spine cracked, and he raised his upper body at a horrifying angle, like a cobra, opening his mouth wide at the air!
His lower body twisted wildly, his expression full of pain!
He wanted to speak but couldn't!
Chen Daoyi shuddered violently!
(유kou유|||) "Good thing I didn't eat it! What's happening?"
Ye Zhenguo swallowed: (´-﹏-`◟) "Did you feed it wrong? I feel like Craig is the one being piloted!"
Jiangnan was also stunned: Σ(°Д° "Impossible? Craig ate the red sun, that's right!"
"For the first half hour, the blue moon should follow the red sun!"
Yet from the current situation, Craig was completely being controlled instead!
Was it because the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's size was too massive for human strength to control?
He had controlled the Leviathan before, but it wasn't anywhere near a hundred kilometers long!
It seemed the twin lollipop wasn't effective in every situation!
When the size difference was too great, it could even result in being controlled instead?
But it wasn't completely useless—at least the Star-Devouring Giant Worm's movements seemed much stiffer than before!
[From Craig's resentment value +666!]
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So this was what it felt like to fail at control and be controlled instead?
Was it this hard to look cool for once?
Seeing Craig in such pain, Jiangnan quickly fed him a bottle of green stick and a snake biscuit!
At least the snake biscuit gave the ability of cartilage kung fu, letting Craig twist and sway freely!
Craig finally felt a bit more comfortable!
But after feeding him, Jiangnan suddenly paused—although Craig's mass couldn't control the massive Star-Devouring Giant Worm,
what about damage?
Earlier, using the sandbag silver on the gas can man had worked pretty well, right?
Saying this, he went all out and punched Craig hard in the stomach!
Craig's eyes bulged, his face full of terror!
(ଵ◊ଵ◟‧̣̥̇) Ooh—
This sudden punch almost made him spit out the small beer he had just drunk!
What are you doing? Hitting me?
Even though I couldn't control the Star-Devouring Giant Worm and was pretty useless, it didn't mean you should hit me to vent your frustration!
[From Craig's resentment value +666!]
But after punching, Jiangnan looked sharply at the Star-Devouring Giant Worm!
At its stomach area, it shook violently, its movements even stiffer!
Although the effect was weakened, it did synchronize!
Jiangnan was overjoyed: (›´ᗜ`‹) "It still has some effect! Even though not fully synchronized, the Star-Devouring Giant Worm reacts, and its movements are much stiffer!"
"Guys!"
In that instant, Chen Daoyi, Wang Dalei, and Ye Zhenguo's eyes lit up, and they surrounded him, carrying wolf-tooth leg crutches and Fierce Spirit fist cudgels!
They weighed the wolf-tooth leg crutches in their hands, all with red eyes!
(ꐦ͡'.̫͡') (◞͡'.̮͡') (།།◞͡ᵔ▿͡ᵔ)
Craig: !!!
(#꒪ͦkou꒪ͦ#) "Ha... ha... ha!"
Don't do this to me!
Jiangnan smiled warmly: (•́◡̀•٥) "Grandpa Craig! Don't be afraid, you drank the green stick, so it won't hurt. I've left you some ginseng to eat, so I won't beat you to death, okay!"
"And besides! You're doing this to suppress the Star-Devouring Giant Worm, right? Since you can't control it, this is the only way!"
"You're saving Planet Blue! Everyone will remember your outstanding contribution. You should be proud!"
✧*。٩(ˊyiˋ*)و✧*。 "Guys! Hit him! Beat him hard! Beat him to death!"
Craig: !!!
Pfft! You just want to hit me, don't you!
I have to feel proud about getting beaten?
I'm just~%?…;#*'☆!
Sure enough! You can't just eat whatever Jiangnan gives you!
It's all traps!
But unable to struggle, Craig couldn't resist as the Dao Heaven Beating Team charged at him!
[From Craig's resentment value +1001!]
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