Chapter 1526: Bro Will Open Your Eyes Today

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Chapter 1526: Bro Will Open Your Eyes Today

At this moment, Ava displayed speed beyond ordinary limits, dashing at extreme velocity across the battlefield!
She commanded other One-Eyed beings to block Jiangnan's charge!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan chased after Ava, carrying Lan in his arms!
(ꐦ°᷄皿°᷅)ง⁽*՞◠՞⁾ "Where the hell are you running? Come here and let me ram you!"
Yang Jian: ???
What kind of messed-up line is that? Plenty of people are watching—watch your language!

Thus, such a scene unfolded on the field.
Jiangnan carried Mira and chased the One-Eyed commander all over the place, accompanied by Jiangnan's arrogant laughter!
Wu Liang: (´≖(エ)≖) "This must be the legendary 'laughing and fighting with ease,' right?"
Xiong Er widened his eyes: (・`㉨・´O) "Take that back! Let me say it!"
Xia Xiaoxue: ༼☄(งᵒ̌~ᵒ̌)ง☄༽ "Ugh! We're in a battle! You two get serious!"
Little Nan can mess around, but we can't afford to!

Meanwhile, Chen Daoyi and Ye Zhenguo were already swarmed by One-Eyed beings.
Four fists can't beat hundreds of hands—even though Ye Zhenguo had two extra fists, he couldn't withstand the sheer numbers.
Energy attacks were useless, so they had to resort to blunt force.
Chen Daoyi and Ye Zhenguo were both covered in blood.
Just as they were about to make a desperate stand, they heard a series of "bang bang bang" sounds from outside, along with arrogant laughter.
The One-Eyed beings clinging to them were rapidly bounced away and banished!
"Damnit, where are you running?!"
Chen Daoyi and Ye Zhenguo watched in a daze as Jiangnan carried Lan and sped past like a hurricane...
They couldn't help but wipe the blood off their faces.
(#་⍸་#) "That kid... is supposed to be a Diamond rank, right?"
We're struggling so hard, and he just comes in and bounces them all away?
Chen Daoyi swung his wolf-fang leg and spat out a mouthful of blood.
(◞།ᄑ།_ᄑ།།) "Just forget about him. He's not human anyway."

At this moment, Ava saw Jiangnan closing in and looked at Ryson in the sky for help.
Ryson's expression wasn't good either.
China wasn't just hard to crack—it had completely shattered Ryson's understanding.
In such a short time, they developed weapons specifically targeting One-Eyed beings?
They formulated tactics based on the weaknesses of One-Eyed abilities and fought back and forth, completely overturning the previous trend of other nations being crushed.
It could be said that the One-Eyed army suffered the most losses on the Storm Ocean battlefield.
However, although both sides had casualties, the One-Eyed death toll was far lower than China's.
Even with this approach, including those banished, the total was only around a thousand.
Ryson didn't care at all—those were just a bunch of slave miners.
They were meant to be used.
As for stepping in to help, Ryson wouldn't. Jiangning had been watching him.
Moreover, Ryson kept noticing Jiangnan's sidelong glances.
Chasing Ava might be a ploy to lure him down, maybe with a bigger trap waiting.
And there was that troublesome time-attribute being—even as strong as a Bose Body, he couldn't ignore time.
He wouldn't fall for it!
Better to wait for the Star-Devouring Giant Worm to arrive and settle everything in one bite.

Seeing Ryson refusing to come down, a slight smile curled at the corner of Jiangnan's mouth.
*If you're not coming down, then I won't hold back. Let me test my idea!*
With that thought, he teleported right in front of Ava and thrust Lan toward her!
"Take this!"
Ava panicked when she saw Ryson showing no intention to help.
*I have to rely on myself?*
"Fight me!"
She made an extreme evasion, lightning flaring around her, and dodged to Jiangnan's side.
Her movements were so fast they surpassed Jiangnan's reaction time, evading the banishment cannon.
She punched toward Jiangnan's temple!
There was a few-millisecond delay between the brain sending a command and the body responding.
Mira's time stop hadn't even activated yet.
But Jiangnan wasn't flustered at all.
"Swap!"

At that moment, at the logistics base outside the city wall.
The battle outside was fierce, and the base was chaotic.
But one figure stood out—Hoshino Buki clinging to a silver bay tree, eyes closed, head tucked, trembling.
(⚝˃̣̣̥᷄﹏˂̣̣̥᷅۶)۶*⸜|≖_≖|⸝*
Only this gave her a sense of safety.
(⚝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́﹏ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "Wah~ so scary! Who'll save me..."
The next second, Hoshino Buki on the silver tree vanished, replaced by Jiangnan hugging the tree.
(#͡°͜ʖ͡°۶)۶*⸜|≖~≖|⸝*
*Of course I left a spatial mark on my personal tool girl.*

Ava saw the Jiangnan in front of her suddenly turn into Hoshino Buki!
*Doesn't matter—I'll kill whoever's in front of me!*
Hoshino Buki: (⚝꒪▵꒪) ???
Her body sensed danger, and before her brain could even send a command, instinct triggered her Slow Domain!
A light green glow erupted, covering a 3,000-meter radius.
The One-Eyed beings in the domain immediately slowed down, as if in 100x slow motion!
Hoshino Buki: ୧(⚝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ᯅᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)୨ "Uncle!!"
She saw Ava's fist closing in on her temple—only about 20 centimeters away, moving slowly but steadily.
Tears burst from her eyes, and she tried to flee.
But her escape speed couldn't match Ava's fist!
Ava was also stunned. *What the hell is this? Normally I'd have killed her a hundred times already. Why am I so slow?*

Meanwhile, Jiangnan was completely unruffled. He glanced at Hoshino Buki, then took Lan and Mira off himself.
(๑՞◡՞)ノ "Go! Keep cleaning the battlefield. Bro's about to start his real act."
With that, he teleported away.
Lan and Mira were confused. *What is Brother Jiangnan going to do?*
(•︠~•︡๐)(•︠~•̑#)ˀ̣ˀ̣

Elsewhere, Nightingale was going berserk—one hand holding a membrane-breaking awl, popping heads left and right across the battlefield like a flash god.
She was in the zone.
Suddenly, Jiangnan appeared beside her, scooped her up onto his shoulder, and carried her off.
Nightingale: (´゚ω゚) ???
The One-Eyed beings were also baffled. *What, are they done fighting? Just leaving?*

Nightingale urgently asked, "What are you doing? I was still—"
Before she could finish, Jiangnan pulled out a Bobo Lipstick and stuffed it into her hand.
(͡°͜ʖ͡°) "Don't talk. Kiss me. Give me a few Bobos."
Nightingale froze—she was being used as a tool girl again.
She quickly applied the lipstick to her lips, but then suddenly blushed as if remembering something.
(〃ノωノ) "I can Bobo you, but not for free. I want something too."
Jiangnan: (#՞ꇴ՞)☛ "Little Pudding? Coming right up!"
Nightingale panicked: (⑉˃᷄~˂᷅⑉) "Ah! No, not that... I want... two... oranges. Give me two after this is over, alright?"
Jiangnan was baffled: (#•᷄ࡇ•᷅) "Oranges? You crazy? You'd rather have oranges than a Little Pudding?"
Nightingale's face grew even redder. Frustrated, she leaned in and whispered in Jiangnan's ear, mumbling a few words.
(ノ)・`з・´(◦´థжథ)
Jiangnan's expression shifted from bewilderment to shock.
Nightingale fidgeted with her fingers, looking embarrassed.
(︶.̮︶) "I'm not greedy. Something as big as Xia Yao's oranges would be enough."
"You... you can also experience the feeling of raising them with your own hands."
Jiangnan almost spat out a mouthful of blood. *'Raised with my own hands'? She's talking about the big red packets pulled out by the Small Fire Jar!*
*How extreme can you get?*
*How much do you care about this?*
But feeling Nightingale's bony ribs on his shoulder, Jiangnan's mouth twitched.
*Guess I've been tough on my buddy.*
"Fine! I'll give you not just two, but twenty! Now kiss me!"
Nightingale's eyes lit up with joy. *What I could never get before, I'm about to have now?*
*Twenty? That'd be terrifying!*
(ʃƪ˘³˘) "No, no, just two are enough. You're such a sweetie!"
With that, she puckered up and started kissing Jiangnan wildly, leaving hundreds of lipstick prints all over him, even lifting his short-sleeve shirt to imprint inside.
The people in Dawn Aftermath went berserk!
*How relaxed are you?! Show some respect to the One-Eyed beings, would you?*
*Taking a break mid-battle for kisses? With encouragement?*
*And what's with the ring of One-Eyed beings doing slow motion?*

Kissed all over, Jiangnan burst into laughter, striding confidently with lipstick marks everywhere.
"Extreme Speed!"
At this moment, he was the fastest man on the field.
With a burst of speed, he charged into the Slow Domain, carrying Nightingale.
Under the slow light, all the One-Eyed beings in the area moved in slow motion, electricity flickering as they tried to escape.
But with Extreme Speed, Jiangnan and Nightingale moved much faster than normal, able to move freely within the domain.
Nightingale's eyes flashed with murderous intent.
She pulled out two small awls and swung them at the One-Eyed beings' eyeballs!
"Let's see if you can dodge this now!"
She cracked open skulls one by one.
Jiangnan strolled leisurely, watching Nightingale slaughter in the Slow Domain, chuckling.
La-da-da~ (ง՞ꇴ՞)ว
*This is truly 'awls hitting eyeballs'—opening their eyes!*
He sauntered up to Ava under her horrified gaze.
Her fist was still three centimeters from Hoshino Buki's temple—the progress of all her effort.
Jiangnan grinned devilishly.
↜(⃔◞ิ⌔◟ิ)⃕
"Hey, big-eyed cutie! Want a cupping? Bro will open your eyes today!"
Nightingale, busy cracking One-Eyed skulls, was stunned.
∑(°口°๑) *What?*
*What did he say?*
*We're in a fight for humanity's future!*
*You're not killing her—you're asking if she wants cupping?*
*Have you lost it?*
Ava was panicking, trapped.
No matter how hard she tried, her body was pitifully slow. She was going crazy!
*What is this bizarre ability?*
*And what the hell is cupping?*
She found out soon enough.
Jiangnan pulled out a Small Fire Jar from his pocket and, under everyone's stunned gaze, pressed it directly onto Ava's single eye!
He twisted it right—activating Star-Slaying Mode!
A blazing red light flared on the jar.
Ava: !!!
*What the hell are you doing to my eye?!*