Chapter 1513: Almost Certain
Jiangnan sank into deep thought!
Meanwhile, Xia Yao was going crazy. What exactly was she supposed to do about these two big red bumps the size of oranges on her back? Hey!
(☍﹏⁰。) "Xuexue! Hurry, take a look. Can you help me rub these big red bumps away?"
Zhong Yingxue barely held back her laughter as she reached out and pressed her hand against Xia Yao's swollen big red bumps!
But the moment she touched them, Xia Yao's eyes flew wide open, and tears shot out like a water gun!
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄⌂˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚
"Yah!!!"
An ear-piercing scream at a high octave rang through the dormitory area. Xia Yao leaped out like a little rocket that had just hit the launch button!
She jumped and hung her wolf claws on the wall, crying from the pain!
(˚˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅) "Ahhh~ It hurts so much! Even giving birth couldn't hurt this bad! These swollen big red bumps can't even be touched?"
Zhong Yingxue stared blankly at her own palm!
(。ớ▵ờ)ھ "It not only looks like it, even... um~"
Before she could finish, Zhong Yingxue's face turned red!
Xia Yao gritted her teeth in frustration: (*꒦ິ～꒦ີ) "Xiao Nan! You have to take responsibility! Make these two big red bumps disappear! Otherwise, I won't give you the original two either!"
Jiangnan shuddered, immediately panicking. How could that be?
He quickly pulled out a small pudding and handed it to Xia Yao: "Maybe try this?"
But these two big red bumps weren't something a small pudding could fix. It didn't work at all—they wouldn't disappear!
Whenever she tried to make the big red bumps vanish, a sharp pain shot through her. She couldn't touch or bump them!
Xia Yao was about to cry from anxiety: (｡•́～ก̀｡) "I don't care! This looks way too weird. No one will want me for sure! Just tell me what to do!"
Who knew how long these big red bumps would last?
Even sleeping would have to be on her stomach now, right?
Jiangnan quickly comforted her: (。ớ₃ờ)ھ "Don't worry, don't worry. If no one wants you, I'll take you. Anyway! My small fire jar also has a removal mode!"
"It can randomly pull something out of the body. Want to give it a try? Maybe it can even pull off these big red bumps?"
Xia Yao:!!!
(ꐦ°᷄皿°᷅) "Pfft! I'd rather die than use that broken thing again! What if it turns into six? Then I'd become... become..."
Zhong Yingxue: (⑉◔◡◔ิ⑉) "One set after another?"
Jiangnan: (σ´థꇴథ)σ "Pfft~ Hahaha! Xuexue, you've learned to be naughty!"
Xia Yao's face flushed bright red!
(ﾉ)～(ヾ) "Still laughing! Try it on Xuexue too. She hasn't been cupped yet!"
Jiangnan's gaze immediately locked onto Zhong Yingxue, whose expression gradually turned to terror!
Then her whole body burst into blazing flames. She covered her chest and sprinted far away!
(￢◡￢٥) "N-no thanks. I don't want double the happiness. I already have enough with two. Pfft~"
Xia Yao:!!!
(งᵒ̌～ᵒ̌)ง "Stinky Xuexue! You're still saying that!"
Jiangnan chuckled: "I'll go find someone else to test it on!"
With that, he vanished from the room!
Xia Yao panicked: (ﾟ⌂ﾟ)ﾂ "Hey hey hey~ Don't leave! Lousy Nan! What about my two big red bumps? You owe me!"
She carefully slipped on her clothes and chased after him. Zhong Yingxue quickly followed.
Meanwhile, Nightingale was just returning from handling some paperwork. She looked up and saw the two bulges on Xia Yao's back, pushing up even her white short-sleeved shirt!
∑(°口°๑) "Yaoyao? You've shrunk... Hiss~ Ghost!"
But when she looked higher, she saw the back of Xia Yao's head?
Had she turned her entire head around?
Nightingale screamed in fright, stumbled backward, and sat down hard, scattering documents everywhere!
Xia Yao, attracted by the scream, turned around.
(๑•̌～•̑) "Sister Nightingale? What's wrong? What ghost?"
Nightingale:???
(ʘ̅⌂ʘ̅๑) "Wh-what's going on? Why do you have them on the back too? Just now I thought that was your front!"
"When I looked up, I saw the back of your head. I thought your head had twisted behind you!"
Zhong Yingxue: (づ˃᷄ж˂᷅ど) "Pfft~ I... I can't hold it anymore!"
Xia Yao froze for a moment, then threw her head back and wailed!
(;´༎ຶ⌂༎ຶ`) "Wah~ What am I going to do? Without looking at the head, you can't even tell front from back anymore?"
She had two extra horizontal humps on her back. Who knows, people might think she was a camel spirit!
Now Nightingale's eyes were wide open. She flashed over to Xia Yao, looked her over from front to back, and then staggered back as if struck by lightning, leaning against the windowsill in disbelief!
"(ºДº*) "You... you actually have four, and I don't have a single one! Oh heavens! This is so unfair!"
"Is it because all the ones meant for me were given to Yaoyao?"
Nightingale felt a severe blow to her self-esteem!
Xia Yao was utterly defeated: (•́﹏•̀٥) "What's there to envy? I'll give them to you if you want!"
Nightingale was stunned: "Th-this can be given away?"
Xia Yao covered her face: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "Xiao Nan gave them to me. Go ask him for some!"
Nightingale:!!!
He could give them out? Jiangnan had that kind of ability?
She remembered that Jiangnan had done a pre-battle pep talk for Xia Yao before. Hiss~
Nightingale's eyes lit up. She wanted two too!
(งᵒ̌◠ᵒ̌)ง✧
Wouldn't that be way more convenient than eating small puddings every day?
So she filed that thought away, planning to find an opportunity to ask Jiangnan to give her two as well.
At that moment, Jiangnan appeared in Wu Liang's room!
Wu Liang was earnestly texting Sister Iron Ox!
Jiangnan quietly crept up to peek!
Wonderful Beyond Words: (∗❛ั～❛ั) "We're about to go to war, right? I'm so worried about you. Be careful. If you get hurt, I'll feel heartbroken!"
Limitless Heavenly Venerable: (͡°(エ)͡°)✧ "Don't worry! This battle is almost certain! Want to know why it's not completely certain?"
Wonderful Beyond Words: (｡◡｡) "Why?"
Limitless Heavenly Venerable:
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀(エ)˂̶́)☛❤ "Because I'm missing one kiss from you!"
Wonderful Beyond Words: [10"ꉂꉂ]•
(Haha~ Love you, baby! Here are ten certainties for you! mUa×10!)
Wu Liang played the voice message with a blissful expression. He held down the talk button, pursed his lips, and was about to mUa back!
(灬˘³˘)
Jiangnan:!!!
(•́ω•̀٥) "Kid, you're way too smooth! If I had your skill, I'd probably have kids running all over the place by now!"
Wu Liang jerked in fright, turning his pouty lips back in terror to see Jiangnan!
Σ(ʘ̆εʘ̆|||)
Before he could even speak, Jiangnan, seeing his posture as if about to kiss, quickly pulled out a small fire jar and pressed it right onto Wu Liang's lips!
Wu Liang:???
Then he twisted it hard to the left! Triggering removal mode!
Depending on the body part it was placed on, it would randomly pull something out!
Wu Liang's eyes bulged in horror as he stared at the small fire jar suctioned to his mouth!
I only said I wanted one last kiss!
I never said I wanted a cupping session on my mouth, dammit!
The suction of this kiss was way too strong! Wu Liang felt like his soul was about to be extracted!
Panicking, he grabbed the fire jar with both hands and yanked furiously!
The muscles on his arms bulged with veins. He used all his baby-induced strength, but still couldn't pull it off!
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled!
(๑•̀ヮ•́)و✧ "Truly unable to extricate yourself, huh?"
Wu Liang: (›ŏ◯ŏ‹) Hmph hmph!
[From Wu Liang: Resentment Points +666!]
Jiangnan chuckled: "Don't panic. Just an experiment. I'll take it off for you now!"
The small fire jar glowed intensely red, completing its removal work.
Wu Liang's internal energy and level hadn't dropped!
This time, on top of the jar, there was no star displayed. Instead, it showed a character: "Speak"!
Jiangnan was stunned. What did this mean?
What had been pulled out?
He quickly removed the jar from Wu Liang. With a "pop" sound!
Wu Liang plopped down on the bed, breathing heavily!
Jiangnan's eyes bulged!
ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑) "Pfft~ Hahaha! Bro's sorry! I can't, I can't! You can hit me! Ahahaha!"
Jiangnan was laughing hysterically!
On Wu Liang's mouth was a bright red cupping mark. His lips were swollen like sausages, completely puffed up!
(̿▀̿⊖▀̿̿)̄…
Drool trickled from the corners of his mouth, forming fat, plump lips!
Wu Liang himself felt his lips go numb. As soon as he wiped them, the sharp pain made him jolt!
He opened his mouth to scream!
But not a single sound came out! Wu Liang was dumbfounded. He scrambled up, trying to speak!
But he couldn't utter a word, as if he had lost the ability to speak!
Frantically, he gestured to Jiangnan, spinning in circles!
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Jiangnan was also stunned: Σ(°Д°) "You... you can't talk anymore?"
Wu Liang nodded frantically like a chick pecking rice!
Jiangnan immediately thought of the "Speak" character on the jar!
Holy crap!
Had that just pulled out Wu Liang's ability to speak?
Made him mute? Silenced him?
Jiangnan's eyes lit up! Damn!
If, based on the body part, it randomly pulled out something, and that something didn't have to be physical...
This removal mode might be even scarier than the star-cutting mode!
It could even extract the language function? Then what about the other senses? Skills? Illnesses? Hemorrhoids? Cerebral thrombosis? Could those be pulled out?
Don't forget, the description said the small fire jar was both a treatment and an attack tool!
And you could inject it into someone else? No restrictions on targets?
The more Jiangnan thought, the more excited he became. His smile grew twisted!
(´≖ʖ̫≖) Yo ho ho ho~
If this really worked, it might be the greatest consolation prize ever!
But it was all speculation. It needed further testing!
System baby was just the best, wasn't it?
Seeing Wu Liang sweating in panic, Jiangnan quickly pressed the jar back onto his mouth and tapped the "Speak" character!
The next instant, the character disappeared. The jar shattered, and it filled Wu Liang back up!
Σ(|||ŎɞŎ) "Hey, holy crap! I couldn't speak... Huh? Now I can talk again?"
"What the hell is that fire jar? It's got some serious power!"
Wu Liang now sported a fat, sausage-like mouth, still in shock!
Jiangnan laughed heartily: "Your Bro Nan is set for sure! This time it's locked!"
Wu Liang darkened: (̿▀̿ɞ▀̿̿)̄ "So... can I curse now?"
Jiangnan grinned mischievously: (˵ಡ‿ಡ˵) "Want another jar?"
Wu Liang shuddered violently and shook his head desperately!
"That last certainty is already certain. No need to be more certain. Enough, enough!"
Jiangnan licked his lips, his heart surging with excitement: "I really want to pull out something else!"
And from that day on, Jiangnan gained another new alias!
Jiang the Cupper!