Chapter 1504: Free Shipping to the Whole Moon?
Everyone's emotions rose and fell with this video!
It was absolutely shocking, like a hundred years of shock!
Everyone knew that Huaxia's lunar base had always been shrouded in cloud cover, satellites couldn't capture any specific details!
Only a very few knew what Huaxia was actually cooking up!
And Jiangnan's video directly exposed the internal situation of Huaxia's lunar base!
Their eyes almost popped out from the brightness!
Σ(*口*๑)
Wasn't it just a short time since Nan Shen landed on the moon? Huaxia had already built a habitable city on the moon?
Comparing it to other countries' lunar bases, it was like the difference between a luxury villa and a rundown shack!
(ง⋟ꇴ⋞)ง "Ahhh~ This is Huaxia speed, magnificent my great Huaxia! It's really been done! Lunar immigration?"
(՞～՞)ﾉ "I just want to know, are the housing prices in Silver Moon City expensive? How much per square meter?"
(￢_￢) "A big shot like Nan Shen only gets to live in the Second Ring Road, what do you think?"
(´ﾟωﾟ)？ "Uh... Didn't the First Ring Road go to a tree? But hey, why can Nan Shen survive on the lunar surface without equipment? Look at the halo above his head, this guy really has become a god!"
In the video, Jiangnan plopped down on a mountain peak, leisurely swinging his little iIiiO, a bright smile on his face!
(ૢ⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "As you can all see, I'm fully adapted to the lunar space environment, no need to rely on a spacesuit to survive!"
"My body is a self-contained cycle, not because of my handsome face, incredible strength, or unrestrained heart, but because..."
The people watching the video were going crazy!
Because of what? Just spit it out already! Quit wasting time in the video, okay?
Can you be any more narcissistic?
Jiangnan pointed to the halo above his head: "It's because I ate the Rabbit Vomit Pill and got the Protagonist Halo!"
Everyone wore expressions like they'd seen a ghost!
(*ﾟ▿ﾟ) Huh?
Isn't that supposed to be a divine crown accessory or something exclusive to immortals?
What the hell is a "Protagonist Halo"!
Is this something you can get just by eating a pill?
Is that why Nan Shen is so awesome? Because of the Protagonist Halo?
Jiangnan pulled a Rabbit Vomit Pill from his pocket, holding it up beside him, flashing a professional smile!
Oԅ(｡≖ิω≖ิ｡) "This Rabbit Vomit Pill was painstakingly developed by Huaxia after wearing out a whole bunch of scientists, using 128 types of spiritual herbs and rare ingredients!"
"Just eat one, and you'll gain the ability to adapt to the space environment, no longer constrained by spacesuits. One pill lasts three days!"
"It's now in mass production, enough to meet the combat needs against the One-Eyed Species!"
"I know everyone is in urgent need of this medicine. So I, Jiangnan, ignoring objections from above, have made a decision that goes against our ancestors: I'm selling this medicine!"
"One pill only costs 1 million! Tasty and not expensive! Great value! No returns! Limited quantities! While supplies last! Buy now!"
Hearing this, everyone watching the video almost spat blood onto their phone screens!
Damn!
We thought Nan Shen was going to announce some important news!
But he's actually just here to make an ad!
You look just like those fake medicine experts in TV commercials right now!
Is it really necessary to make such a huge fuss just for an ad, damn it!
But the high-level officials of various countries were cursing like crazy!
You stole the spacesuits to maintain "stability"? Bullshit!
You clearly wanted us to have no spacesuits, so facing the One-Eyed threat, we'd have no choice but to spend a fortune on your pills!
This business move is rotten to the core, isn't it?
Jiangnan shrugged: ╮(｡≖ิ～≖ิ｡)╭ "I know, by now some of you must be cursing, saying I'm not human, profiteering from war!"
"Using the excuse of maintaining stability to steal spacesuits, just to sell pills and make money!!"
Everyone gritted their teeth. You know?
Can this guy predict things too?
But Jiangnan's face turned cold!
(˶‾᷄_‾᷅) "But get this straight! This Rabbit Vomit Pill was developed by Huaxia. We could have easily kept it to ourselves!"
"Its effect would give Huaxia an unparalleled advantage in the war!"
"Yet I still chose to sell it to everyone, giving everyone a chance to use it!"
"So what if I make a little money? Do you think Huaxia didn't have costs in making these pills? Should we just give them away for free?"
Hearing this, many fell silent.
Indeed, if Huaxia had chosen not to share this pill and used it solely for themselves, the advantage would have been immense.
Choosing to share it was already generous enough.
Jiangnan continued: "Fact is, spacesuits aren't great. In high-intensity combat, they get damaged, and once damaged, it means death!"
"No matter which side you're on, no matter what grudges we've had before,"
"I just don't want humanity to suffer due to environmental disadvantages when fighting the One-Eyed Species!"
"Even if we die, it should be in battle against the One-Eyed, not from heat or cold, not from decompression or suffocation!"
At this moment, everyone's heart sank.
Indeed, they were going to fight the One-Eyed on the moon. The Blizzard Troops of E Guo probably knew this best.
Compared to the Rabbit Vomit Pill, the spacesuit was garbage!
Jiangnan added: (๑•̀口•́)و "A spacesuit costs over 30 million to make, not including maintenance costs! Is my Rabbit Vomit Pill at 1 million each really expensive?"
"With the cost of making one spacesuit, how many Rabbit Vomit Pills could you buy?"
"Of course, if you insist on saying I stole the suits to force you to buy the pills, go ahead! Don't buy them! Come to Silver Moon City before dawn, and I'll give your suits back!"
"Go ahead and fight the One-Eyed in spacesuits. If you don't value your men's lives, why should I bother worrying?"
The high-level officials of various countries twitched their mouths!
If others use Protagonist Halos while their own warriors are still using spacesuits, it would only dishearten their troops!
But if they bought Jiangnan's pills, it meant bowing to Huaxia!
A tacit recognition of Huaxia's leading position!
The most frustrating part was that Jiangnan's words were reasonable, leaving no room for criticism!
It gave the feeling that this money was something Jiangnan deserved to earn!
And he even offered the option not to buy and to return the spacesuits!
Further proving that stealing the spacesuits wasn't about suppressing other nations, but a genuine desire to stabilize the situation!
Now, even finding fault with Huaxia was impossible!
A single ad video transformed Huaxia from being condemned by thousands into a benefactor, a giver!
Huaxia's international image rose accordingly, and it was true.
Jiangnan felt he had done nothing wrong.
He could have held onto the spacesuits, forcing nations to buy his pills, charging exorbitant prices!
Except for E Guo, who had other options, everyone else would have to pay no matter how high the price!
But Jiangnan didn't.
For a national machine, 1 million per pill wasn't really expensive!
Annual military spending was in the trillions!
A close-in weapon system could fire rounds worth tens of millions in just one minute!
At the end of the video, Jiangnan grinned!
(σ͡°͜ʖ͡°)σ "In one hour, Nan Shen's Street Stall will open outside Silver Moon City. Whether you want to buy Rabbit Vomit Pills or get your spacesuits back, come on over!"
"Bring your money. Silver Moon City has 5G WiFi coverage everywhere, supporting transfers!"
"Of course, there's more than just Rabbit Vomit Pills. Other treasures are available to help you prepare for fighting the One-Eyed!"
"Oh, and I forgot, you guys don't have spacesuits, so getting here might be a bit difficult..."
At this point, various high-ranking officials were grinding their teeth!
Who was responsible for you not having spacesuits?
Who else but you stole them all?
Damn it all!
Jiangnan's expression turned serious!
✧*｡(›͡ಠʖ̫͡ಠ‹)✧*｡ "Nan Shen's Street Stall! Supports online ordering! Free shipping to the whole moon! You can enjoy door-to-door delivery without leaving your home!"
"Nan Shen Delivery, fastest delivery of anything! Ah, by the way, shipping fees are on you! That's all~"
The video ended with a payment QR code!
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All the students at the Pioneers Academy were stunned!
"What the hell, free shipping to the whole moon! Nan Shen has actually set up a street stall on the moon!"
"But this time, the customers are major powers. Hitting this level with a street stall is the peak!"
"A perfectly good spatial ability, and Nan Shen uses it for delivery? What a waste!"
Beneath the post, comments exploded, rising by hundreds of thousands!
Even the server gave up counting, just using ∞+ to indicate it!
The high-ranking officials of various countries were feeling miserable!
Buy? At a disadvantage against the One-Eyed. Don't buy? If they bought, Jiangnan would make a fortune!
And they'd have to buy in bulk, enough for the coming battles!
Prevent supply cuts. It wasn't just a few thousand pills they needed!
Soon, an official comment appeared!
E Guo Official: @Nan Shen! Is... the shipping fee expensive?
This question was on everyone's mind!
Jiangnan quickly replied!
"There's only one free shipping service on the moon. World's Strongest Diamond, personally delivers! As for the shipping fee~ Heh heh heh~"
|$̲̅(̲̅͡°͜ʖ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| "What do you think?"
E Guo Official: (•́ω•̀٥)...
It was definitely going to be outrageously expensive!
Maybe even more expensive than the goods themselves, a complete rip-off!
Although it was called "free shipping," who would dare use it?
In a good mood, he'd deliver to your door; in a bad mood, he'd deliver "on" you!
No door, because he'd dismantle it!
Jiangnan was the famous map editor. People avoided him, not pay him to come to their door!
Did they want to lose their home?
However, another comment quickly appeared below!
Nightless City Scarlet Queen: (O⁍̴̛～⁍̴̛) "Free shipping to the whole moon, huh? I wonder if you offer free shipping to Blue Star!"
"1 billion has been transferred to your account! Now, immediately, hand-deliver the Rabbit Vomit Pills to the Nightless City! I'll receive them personally!"
[From Mi Ye's resentment value +1007!]
[From Mi Ye...]
Seeing this comment and the 1 billion yuan already in his black gold card, Jiangnan trembled like a fascia gun!
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)
Could I decline this order? If I really go, it wouldn't be delivery!
I'd be delivering myself!
I'd never come back!
So, is it still possible to get a refund now?