Chapter 1499: Just Going Through the Motions

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# Chapter 1499: Just Going Through the Motions

Liuhua was completely stunned!

What the heck, eating dirt?!

She wanted to eat energy bars. She had barely managed to hold out until now, planning to eat two of them together!

Now they were all covered in dirt and couldn't be eaten anymore?

If she had known, she would have just eaten the cookie crumbs earlier instead of saving them!

Now there was nothing to eat!

(◞‸◟❀)

At this moment, Liuhua looked utterly dejected, not even considering the fact that Jiangnan had suddenly appeared in the Divine Martial Base!

Jiangnan reached out and pulled out a bag of egg tarts and three apples, stuffing them into Liuhua's arms.

(๑•̀ㅂ•́)っ❝᷀ົ"Here~ take these and eat! You're so pitiful you can't even get a meal? Don't starve to death on the moon. How about you come work for me instead?"

"Following that Dagong Ying has no future!"

Liuhua looked at the egg tarts and apples, drool already flowing. Her stomach let out a thunderous roar!

She immediately forgot about being spat on with dirt!

(⁎❝᷀ົ﹃❝᷀ົ⁎)✧ "Fruit! It's fruit! Thank you! You're so nice!"

Then she hesitated again. If she followed Jiangnan, would she get egg tarts every meal?

This... this proposal was very tempting, wasn't it?

Just as she was about to reply, Qian Benying, who was currently hanging on the dome roof patching it with tape, suddenly froze!

She strongly sensed a spatial fluctuation and quickly turned to look!

And then she saw Jiangnan trying to bribe Liuhua!

(ꐦ͡'皿͡') "Jiangnan! I haven't even gone looking for you yet, and you dare to come find me? I haven't settled the score with you for faking your death!"

"Die~ Just die~!"

As she spoke, she teleported right beside Jiangnan and raised her fist to punch him in the eye!

But Jiangnan had already teleported away. Qian Benying immediately chased after him!

At this moment, the two figures rapidly flickered in the high sky, teleporting countless times in a single second!

Qian Benying was completely enraged. She even pulled out a dagger and slashed wildly at Jiangnan!

Jiangnan dodged while chatting.

(乛ω乛O) "Hey hey hey! Haven't seen you in so long, and we meet again on the moon. Is this how you welcome me?"

"I'm your boss!"

Qian Benying was furious: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ "Bah! You big liar! Bastard! Faking death to deceive people! I I I..."

"And I even went to your funeral, went to avenge you! So frustrating!"

"Didn't you say you were coming to the moon to beat me up? I traveled thousands of miles to the moon to hit you, and then you tell me you went back to Lan Xing? And you were being chased by a One-Eyed Army?"

"I'll beat you to death, duck!"

[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value +1000!]

Qian Benying slashed wildly. Jiangnan kept his hands behind his back and sidestepped to dodge.

Just as she was about to stab Jiangnan, he reached out two fingers and lightly pinched!

He caught the blade like that, snatched the dagger from her hand, and tossed it into his own Alternate Dimension.

(Oớ◡ờ) "Kids shouldn't play with knives. What if you hurt yourself? Too dangerous."

Qian Benying stomped her foot in anger!

(ꐦ͡ᵔ益͡ᵔ) "You're stealing my knife too? I have to hit you today!"

With that, she charged again but didn't dare to go all out, afraid of damaging the house.

Jiangnan grinned mischievously.

(˵ಡ▿ಡ˵) "Tell me~ Did you cry at the funeral? Still wearing a mask? You must have cried, right?"

Qian Benying's face turned red at a visible rate.

O(⑉˃᷄~˂᷅⑉)O "Ahhh~ Don't say that! I didn't cry! I wished you were dead! You don't know, I was laughing like crazy!"

"I specifically came to your funeral to mock you! You damn nuisance!"

[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value +1000!]

Damn it, it's been so long since we met, how did he get even stronger?

My teleportation is faster than his, so why is it so hard to even touch him?

"Stop dodging! Don't dodge! Let me hit you a billion times!"

Jiangnan's eyes suddenly widened as he looked behind Qian Benying!

Σ(°△°|||) "Sigh~"

Qian Benying froze: (•︠~•︡) "What? What's the matter..."

As she spoke, she instinctively turned her head back!

But a Space Wormhole opened above her head. Jiangnan reached through and flicked her forehead!

"Clang!"

Qian Benying: !!!

She was furious!

(ꐦ▼益▼) "You trick me again? And you hit me? I'll fight you to the death!"

[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value +1001!]

At this moment, the Divine Martial troops of Hongguo naturally also discovered the invading Wang Dalei and the others!

They quickly surrounded them!

Even Miyagi, Wuzang, Takahashi Makoto and the others gathered around, looking wary!

Wang Dalei of Hua Xia, Nicole of Ying Guo!

And Vini of Mi Guo? What was going on? Had they formed an alliance?

Invading our Divine Martial Base so openly like this really shows no regard for us, does it?

Wuzang couldn't help but grip his sword hilt!

Wang Dalei was also ready for battle, electricity flickering all over his body!

The atmosphere in the field was like a powder keg, needing only a single spark to trigger a violent explosion!

And up in the sky, Qian Benying was still chasing Jiangnan. Seeing that the two sides on the ground were about to clash!

She teleported back to the field, looking furious!

"What are you doing here? Don't tell me you just came to tell me you weren't dead and to piss me off?"

Jiangnan teleported back, grinning widely!

(ૢ⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "Of course not? After all, we're friends. We've fought together before. I have to show you some face, right?"

Qian Benying's expression softened a bit at that. A small smile tugged at the corner of her mouth, and she tilted her head up.

(︶.̮︶✽) "So..."

Jiangnan: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "So I'm here to rob you of your spacesuits. Hand over all your spacesuits! Otherwise, I'll start dismantling!"

Qian Benying smiled: (︶ꇴ︶✽) "See! I told you he'd give me face! He still..."

At this moment, Takahashi Makoto, Miyagi, and the others all looked at Qian Benying with dark faces!

Her smile froze. Her voice went up an octave!

Σ(๑ʘ̅口ʘ̅)ᕤ "What? Robbery? You came to rob? Rob me?"

Qian Benying pointed at her own nose in disbelief, her eyes already shooting flames!

Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(・´~・`)ʃ "Did I not make myself clear enough?"

Qian Benying: !!!

This is what you call giving me face? My face isn't even worth a shoelace?!

Is this how you treat your friends?

And I went to avenge you!

[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value +1000!]

[From...]

Wuzang squinted!

(ꐦ≖益≖) "You don't even consider me or Miyagi as people, do you?"

"Rob us? With just you?"

As he spoke, he gave Miyagi a look!

Miyagi glanced at Jiangnan, his expression like he'd eaten something foul, then directly turned his head away and said nothing!

Wuzang: ???

Jiangnan shrugged: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Of course! I've already robbed four others. I have to go through the motions, right?"

"Otherwise, people might say I play favorites with friends and gossip about me."

Takahashi Makoto looked at Nicole and Vini, whose face was swollen like a bun, and shuddered inside!

Good grief! Robbed all the way here? And even taking people?

Qian Benying said angrily: (O・ˇ~ˇ・) "You don't have to include your friends in your robbery spree, do you? Being your friend is way too tough!"

Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "I'm doing this for your own good! Why don't you appreciate it?"

Qian Benying was full of question marks. Robbery is for our own good? This is the first time I've heard that!

Wuzang leaned forward slightly, eyes narrowed!

"Don't think just because you're a Space System you can do whatever you want! At this distance, your teleport isn't faster than my blade!"

"Before you can teleport, your head will already be off your neck! Kid, don't play with your life!"

Jiangnan's eyes narrowed slightly. He had to admit, just from Wuzang's sword-gripping posture, Jiangnan felt a sense of being targeted by a wild beast!

His body kept sending out danger warnings!

After all, Jiangnan's own blade skills were maxed out at Mastery level. Was Wuzang's blade really superior to his?

But his expression remained unchanged, a smile at the corner of his mouth, showing no sign of tension at all!

(˶‾᷄◡‾᷅) "Are you sure that after you swing that blade, it'll be my head that falls?"

Qian Benying was sweating profusely: "Don't just slash! Jiangnan has displacement! It's faster than teleportation!"

He had just flicked her forehead, after all!

For a moment, the situation on the field stalemated!

"Seriously! You really came to rob our spacesuits? What do you need them for?"

Jiangnan grinned: "I told you, it's for your own good! Everyone's spacesuits are in my hands. If no one can leave the base, then no one will cause trouble!"

"You also avoid having your home stolen, right? Just stay put in the base and think about how to deal with the One-Eyed species!"

Wuzang and the others were stunned. They didn't expect Jiangnan's purpose for robbing spacesuits was actually this?

But they had indeed been troubled and annoyed by various countries trying to steal their home with all sorts of small moves lately!

Qian Benying's face darkened: "Isn't this a stopgap measure? Without spacesuits, when the time comes to deal with the One-Eyed species, we won't be able to do anything either?"

Jiangnan reached into his basket and pulled out a Rabbit Spit Pill!

He directly stuffed it into Liuhua's mouth!

Liuhua, who was munching on an egg tart, looked utterly bewildered. Before she could react!

Jiangnan grabbed Liuhua's antenna hair, spun it around in his hand a few times, and then directly threw her out. She crashed through the dome's defenses and flew outside the base!

Accompanied by Liuhua's scream!

୧(⁎˃口˂⁎)୨ "Ahhh~ I'm not wearing a spacesuit! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"

An illusion! This was all an illusion! Jiang Devil was still that Jiang Devil!

Even Qian Benying broke out in a cold sweat!

She was about to chase after!

But she saw that Liuhua, who had no protection, landed outside the base completely unharmed!

The white halo above her head allowed her to survive normally on the lunar environment!

Even Liuhua looked incredulous!

(*゚ロ゚)!! "Oh wow~ I... I am! Oh my!"

At this moment, everyone's gaze locked onto the basket in Vini's arms, eyes gleaming!

"This treasure can give people the ability to survive on the moon?"

If that was the case, wasn't it much more convenient than wearing bulky spacesuits?

Calming down, Qian Benying noticed that Jiangnan and the others weren't wearing spacesuits either!

Just shorts and short sleeves?

Jiangnan smiled: "As you can see! Before dawn, I'll set up a stall outside Silver Moon City! I'll release a batch of Main Character Auras to various countries!"

"Giving them the capital to deal with the One-Eyed species, so they won't suffer too much from the environment disadvantage!"

"You can come before dawn. I'll give you a batch for free. If you want to buy, it won't be this price!"

Qian Benying paused: "Such a powerful thing, you're giving it away for free? Are you really that nice?"

Jiangnan rolled his eyes and turned his head!

(′◔ε◔`๑) "Consider it repaying a favor. About the Heavenly God Group last time... Thanks!"