Chapter 1485: Mom! I'm Scared! (Bonus Chapter)

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Chapter 1485: Mom! I'm Scared! (Bonus Chapter)

Stuffing and stuffing, even Jiangnan didn't know how many he'd stuffed in!
Anyway, at least a few dozen should be there, all swallowed into Ba Di's stomach!
Even his nostrils had two stuffed in, stretched wide open, you know?
(#)༎ຶ*益*༎ຶ(#)
But down below, Ye Zhenguo, who was mainly attacking from underneath, was fighting with even more passion!
"Pegasus Meteor Explosive Fist!"
"Descendant-Breaking Flying Knee!"
"Root-Uprooting Axe Chop!"
"Nonsense Soccer Kick!"
"Lucky Start Azure Dragon Breath!"
At this moment, Ye Zhenguo directly unleashed a small combo!
Having experienced the water-release-and-get-stuck incident, he seemed to have stirred up envy!
If I can't do it? Then you don't get to be fine either!
Craig and Wang Dalei beside him watched Ye Zhenguo with horrified expressions!
(유口유|||)(@[]@◟)
What are these sinister and vicious moves?
Who did you learn them from?
And the names are way too vivid, aren't they?
At this point, Ba Di was already rolling his eyes from Ye Zhenguo's small combo!
He opened his mouth to wail, but there was no air in his lungs, so he couldn't make a sound!
He could only stare with his mouth wide open!
(#)›꒪ͦ口꒪ͦ‹(#)
His face was a mess of blood and tears!
There's no way you do this! He's still a Dao Heaven-level powerhouse after all!
How does fighting turn into something like an old hooligan?
So this is how you got the title Azure Dragon War God?
Stop hitting! I can't take it anymore!
But Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "Brother Ye, not bad? Not only did you learn, you've even surpassed? Was that last move original? Learned it, learned it!"
Ye Zhenguo looked shy!
୧(◞⁼̴ʖ̫⁼̴) "Trifles~ Compared to Brother Jiang, these are all trifles!"
Wang Dalei:!!!
You two don't need to be humble about this kind of thing, do you?
Jiangnan seemed to have gotten tired of hitting, so he directly extended eighteen small whips!
He put on sixteen Extreme-Speed Slippers and started an automatic windmill-style beating!
Slapping Ba Di left and right, his head shaking, while the small stool kept pounding relentlessly!
As expected of Dao Heaven Seven Stars, such a tough nut to crack!
The scene was absolutely fiery!
And inside the God-Slaying Spell Array, Yang Jian, Zhong Yingxue, and the others looked worried!
They had been gone for so long, and they could only feel the vibrations from the ground, not knowing what was going on!
Facing someone like Ba Di, wouldn't Jiangnan and the others be in danger?
Besides, Dai Zete had also gone to support!
But soon, Jiang Tianchen came over with a tablet!
"The footage from the Moon Net Heavenly Eye has come back!"
Yang Jian quickly asked, "How is it? Jiangnan and the others didn't get the short end of the stick, did they?"
Jiang Tianchen twitched his mouth:
(•́﹏•̀٥) "You... you'd better see for yourselves!"
He didn't even know how to describe it!
In the footage, Jiangnan and the other three were surrounding Ba Di, beating him so hard the ground cracked!
Everyone on the scene widened their eyes, dead silent!
Σ(°Д°; "Damn! A gang beat? Can it get any more intense? How did Nan Shen manage that?"
(๑ʘ̅дʘ̅) "This... this is a bit different from the Dao Heaven duel I imagined, isn't it? Even beating rice cakes isn't this rough, is it?"
"Good grief! Did he take off his spacesuit? Fighting shirtless? This is outer space! Did he get overheated or something?"
"Indeed! Fighting needs to be shirtless. By the way, is that mass beaten into a mosaic really Ba Di from earlier?"
It couldn't be linked to the Ba Di who just did the helium flash, looking so imposing, at all!
Wu Liang twitched his mouth!
(´(エ)`٥) "Facts prove that you should never pretend in front of Brother Nan! Or else you'll definitely get your head cracked open with a stool!"
He had lost count of how many Dao Heaven heads that stool had cracked!
Yang Jian also swallowed!
You said you'd serve him, and you really did? How can you be this awesome?
...

At this moment, Jiangnan was about to give Ba Di a couple bottles of Nuclear Milk, then put on the Paralysis Ring, and turn him into a human-shaped nuclear bomb!
If he could kill him, he still would, as a warning to others.
And outside the Spirit-Binding Force Field, Dai Zete had actually arrived long ago!
He had rushed over, covering his helmet, ready to help.
But when he saw Ba Di, swollen three times over by Jiangnan and the others, his face a full mosaic, on the verge of death, he hesitated!
His heart trembled!
(´-﹏-`٥)
Indeed!
That iron law wasn't a joke. Encountering Jiangnan meant either death or social death!
If he went in, would he also be beaten into this state?
At this moment, Dai Zete hesitated!
He stood there watching Ba Di get beaten for over thirty seconds, and the longer he watched, the more afraid he became to go in!
But Ba Di had reached his true limit!
The last oxygen in his body was gone. If he didn't breathe, he would die!
While being beaten, he also had to resist the suffocation from the space environment—it was a double torture, both mentally and physically!
But strong survival instinct made Ba Di grab the last glimmer of hope!
He remembered they had all eaten Jiangnan's saliva pills to gain the ability to ignore the space environment?
So if he ate some too, would he also get the protagonist aura?
At that moment, Ba Di didn't care about anything else!
Dignity, face—he threw it all away!
As long as he could survive!
When a person is on the verge of death, the power they unleash is limitless!
Ba Di stared at Jiangnan's mouth, his eyes wide, using all his strength to break free from the restraints of Wang Dalei and the others!
He struggled up from the ground, grabbed Jiangnan's shoulders, red-eyed, and leaned in to kiss Jiangnan's mouth!
(#)˃᷄❥˂᷅(#)
Back then, so many people surrounded me and couldn't kill me!
How could I, Ba Di, die here?
One bite! Just let me have one measly bite!
Wang Dalei and the others were stunned. Had he been beaten stupid?
We thought you got up to escape, but you actually want to kiss Jiangnan?
Jiangnan:!!!
You want to kiss me?
You're dreaming so big, your nose is bubbling!
Jiangnan directly pulled out a Diamond Giant Durian and slammed it hard onto Ba Di's face!
(#)˃᷄✹˂᷅(#)
Ending his saliva-stealing plan!
[Ba Di's resentment value +1001!]
No!
That was my only lifeline!
But just as he was about to keep trying for the saliva, Ba Di suddenly froze, seeing Dai Zete hiding in the distance watching!
Their eyes met in the air!
(#)ಠжಠ)ー✧ー(◔﹏◔ิ๑)
Ba Di's eyes turned red!
What the hell are you doing over there in that corner?
You came long ago? And you're just watching? Not saving me?
Aren't we on the same side?
In a fit of rage, Ba Di opened his mouth to curse, but couldn't say a word!
He was knocked down by Jiangnan and the others and continued to be beaten!
Dai Zete shuddered!
Damn, he was caught. Hiding any longer wouldn't work!
If Ba Di didn't die, it would be awkward to meet him later!
And his spacesuit was broken, oxygen leaking continuously; he couldn't last much longer!
The base was still quite far; he didn't have time to go back and change!
He could only take a risk and save Ba Di, then have him fix it?
As long as he stayed outside the Spirit-Binding Force Field, his abilities were unrestricted!
His spirit technique could reach inside the field!
"Endless Sand Sea • Quicksand!"
Astonishing spiritual energy surged around Dai Zete, turning the entire area within ten thousand meters into desert!
It formed a sand sea whirlpool, seemingly trying to swallow them all!
But Ye Zhenguo roared, "You keep hitting! I'll handle this!"
As he spoke, he hoisted Ba Di onto his shoulder, using the sand sea to jump and dodge, preventing the whirlpool from pulling them down!
Jiangnan and the other two seemed to stick to Ba Di, continuing the relentless assault!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Brother Ye! Move closer to that bastard! Drag him in and beat him up too!"
Now that Ba Di had eaten dozens of Spirit-Binding Pearls, he was a moving Spirit-Binding Force Field!
As long as they could pull Dai Zete in, he would be done for!
Dai Zete:!!!
You... you bastards don't come any closer!
When Ye Zhenguo moved toward him, Dai Zete ran in the opposite direction!
He absolutely couldn't be caught in the Spirit-Binding Force Field!
At that moment, Jiang Yue Tu's body suddenly stiffened!
The two rabbit ears standing up on his head began to tremble and then drooped flat against his head!
The expression on Jiang Yue Tu's face gradually turned terrified!
Looking at Ba Di, beaten into a mosaic beneath him, covered in his own splattered blood...
At that moment, Jiangnan seemed to snap out of it and let out a terrified scream, tightly closing his eyes!
୧₍ᐢ⋟﹏⋞ᐢ₎୨ "Blood! It's blood! So scary! Baby is scared! No! Eeeeee~"
As he screamed, he turned his head away with eyes shut, a look of fright on his face!
Then he used his small stool and small whip to hit Ba Di's face even harder!
Blood splattered, pounding with a bang!
Jiang Yue Tu:
(‧̣̥̇☍﹏⁰)۶╧╧Σ(#)꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ(#)
"No, no! Too dangerous! He's Dao Heaven Seven Stars! A fart from him could kill me, a mere Diamond!"
"So scary! Aaahh~ I feel like his gaze can kill me! And this is on the moon!"
"So dangerous! I'm scared! What if I die here? Brother Ye! Take me back quickly! We can't beat them!"
(*꒦ິ⌂꒦ີ) "Xuexue Wolfbane, come save me! I'm gonna die! Mom! I want to go home~"
At that moment, Wang Dalei and Craig stared at Jiangnan in utter disbelief!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪_꒪‧̣̥̇)
Are you serious?
Scared? Pfft!
It was you who beat Ba Di into this shape!
Can't beat them?
You've been riding him and beating him for several minutes!
Where are you scared? If you're scared, why are you still hitting? This is clearly even fiercer than before!
Oh—I get it!
This must be reverse mockery, an insult attack, right?
Want to break Ba Di mentally? Thoroughly humiliate him?
Tsk tsk tsk—Old Jiang is truly devious!
Ba Di:!!!
Don't humiliate people like this!
A fart from me could kill you? You've already made me fart from the beating!
Gaze? My eyes are so swollen I can't open them anymore! Where's the gaze?
You beat me, and on top of that, you insult me? Waaah~
Is this person a demon?
[Ba Di's resentment value +1001!]
[From Ba Di…]
Little did they know, Jiangnan wasn't showing off—he was genuinely scared!
At this moment, Jiang Yue Tu was absolutely terrified!
The only reason he was still hitting was a stress reaction born from extreme fear!
As the saying goes, even a rabbit bites when cornered!
Jiangnan, who had never known fear, was now completely consumed by terror!