Chapter 1478: Rabbit Cookie! Or Moon Rabbit? (Bonus Chapter)
Wang Dalei instantly got all excited, his heart burning with passion!
Jiangnan snickered, thinking that Nephew Big Thunder must be missing his sweetheart, right?
It was him who had originally played matchmaker for them, after all.
Yang Jian: "According to intelligence, the leader is the giant Bigg. Nicole should be coming along too! Since she's a wind-type, she can produce air and will be very useful in setting up the lunar base!"
Wang Dalei swallowed his saliva, immediately wanting to go visit!
The meeting continued, discussing how to counter the One-Eyed Species, which might launch a major attack in four days!
Silver Moon City had already dispatched their top Shadow Blade Squad to scout Moon Eye and Tongcheng!
Paired with the Moon Net Heavenly Eye system, they'd keep constant tabs on the One-Eyed Species' movements!
After withdrawing from the interstellar city, the One-Eyed Army began gathering energy, but the mining of Moon Eye hadn't slowed down either!
Huaxia was only scouting and hadn't taken any overly aggressive actions.
After all, once they antagonized the One-Eyed Species, they might fully charge up and then attack Silver Moon City at night!
The time before dawn was precious, so they had to focus on developing stealthily first!
After half a day of discussion, no good countermeasure came up. But Jiangnan took out another heavy treasure!
He came up with an imaginative backup plan to serve as Silver Moon City's retreat!
It at least solved their most pressing problem and gave everyone some confidence!
The plan was named the Night Chase Plan!
During the meeting, Li Bing specifically emphasized limiting the use of Dali 2.0!
After all, once someone went bald, they'd become a direct energy source for the One-Eyed Army!
However, Dali 1.0 was still usable!
Speaking of which, Jiangnan suddenly jolted, another immature idea popping into his head!
His heart started itching again!
As for the Star-Devouring Giant Worm, no one had any solution now!
It seemed nothing could stop it from continuing to devour the moon!
Even if they fed it Detoxifying Soybeans, they couldn't expect the worm to fill Moon Eye, could they?
And after the Beacon Fire Wolf Smoke incident, the One-Eyed Army would certainly be on high alert!
Even getting back into Moon Eye was wishful thinking!
But Jiangnan thought of one thing!
If anything could deal with the Star-Devouring Giant Worm, it had to be the Goat Cookie, right?
That thing was extremely toxic—eating it would cause a 24-hour fake death!
Once the worm fell into that state, he could do whatever he wanted with it!
The problem was, it was also hard to pull from the blind boxes!
Ever since Jiangnan upgraded the zodiac cookies, he'd only opened a few of them!
But each time, they'd been incredibly useful!
The meeting still ended with everyone frowning!
Back in his own room, Jiangnan said nothing. He directly pulled out a basket full of zodiac cookie blind boxes!
(๑•̀◠•́)و "Lai Lai's leg! If I don't pull a Goat Cookie today, I'm not human!"
"If I pull one, the Star-Devouring Giant Worm is finished. Two, and even Ye Ge will kneel!"
With red eyes, Jiangnan started opening blind boxes like crazy!
Three hours later!
A desperate roar came from the room!
(;´༎ຶyi༎ຶ`) "Tian ling ling, di ling ling, give me a Goat Cookie, pretty please!"
Sure enough!
The system just didn't want him to be human! He might as well just stay a god!
The upgraded blind box cookies cost 100 resentment points each. Jiangnan opened a thousand in a row!
Spending a million resentment points, and he still hadn't seen a single Goat Cookie!
He had pulled plenty of rare cookies like Ox, Horse, Dragon, and Tiger though!
Looking at his resentment point balance, Jiangnan's heart was bleeding!
At this rate, the Human-Making Grass, which cost fifty million in total spending, would almost be unlocked, right?
He was tempted to try using a Word Spirit Gum or Little Cherry to change his luck!
But then, Jiangnan tore open another one—
Looking at the rabbit-shaped cookie in the bag, he was stunned!
Σ(ﾟkouﾟﾉ)ﾉ Whoa?!
A Rabbit Cookie? He finally got one?
He'd had the zodiac cookies for a long time and had eaten all the other zodiac types!
But no matter how many he opened, Rabbit Cookies never appeared!
Refusing to believe it, Jiangnan tore open a bunch more. Out of ten, eight were Rabbit Cookies!
It was as if the item had been unlocked—the drop rate was extremely high!
Looking at the Rabbit Cookie, Jiangnan swallowed his saliva!
No zodiac cookie had a weak effect, but the side effects were always intense!
He gritted his teeth and steeled his heart. If I don't go to hell, who will?
Better to figure out the Rabbit Cookie's effects and side effects sooner rather than later!
He threw his head back and ate it in one bite!
The next instant, two snow-white rabbit ears suddenly popped out on top of Jiangnan's head, then drooped down…
A fluffy little rabbit tail grew at his back, and even his skin turned pale white!
His eyes even became red—no need for the red-eye special effect!
Jiangnan looked at himself in the mirror, dumbfounded!
"Little white rabbit, white and fair, two ears standing up in the air?"
This was way too cute, wasn't it?
Everyone else had bunny girls, but he was a bunny boy?
Feeling the Rabbit Cookie's effect, Jiangnan was momentarily stunned!
Then his face flushed with excitement!
He tilted his head back and roared!
ᕕ(•̀ﻌ•́)୨ "Awesome!"
The Rabbit Cookie's effect was absolutely incredible! No wonder it hadn't come out before!
Rabbit Cookie Effect: Enhanced hearing! Enhanced vision! Danger precognition! Comes with the Moon Rabbit Medicine-Pounding Skill!
Can produce Rabbit Spit Pills. Those who take the pill will have a self-contained, leak-proof internal circulation, allowing them to resist all kinds of extreme space environments and survive continuously!
The pill's effect lasts 72 hours!
The Rabbit Cookie's effect lasts one hour!
After reading the effect, Jiangnan was overjoyed!
That meant, as long as he ate a Rabbit Spit Pill, he could survive in space without any pressure!
No need for spacesuits or anything!
This wasn't an ordinary rabbit—this was a Moon Rabbit!
No wonder he couldn't pull it on Blue Star—he got it as soon as he arrived on the moon!
It was as if some invisible force was controlling everything!
A built-in Medicine-Pounding Skill? Nice!
System baby, you're the best!
But wait—wasn't there a typo in the effect description?
'Rabbit Spit Pill'—what the heck?
The next moment, as Jiangnan learned the process of the Medicine-Pounding Skill, his face went dark!
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄
Turns out, the meticulous system baby never had typos…
Jiangnan's mouth made a chewing motion, and a white light shone around him!
The next instant, a glob of glistening saliva was spat into his palm!
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(｡ᵒ̌3ᵒ̌) Ptui~
Then he pressed his hands together and started rolling the pill!
Throughout the process, Jiangnan was filled with disgust. Damn it, a Rabbit Spit Pill!
ʃƪ(zhe yi zhe‧̣̥̇)
So this was how the Moon Rabbit pounded medicine?
If Chang'e Fairy found out, she'd beat the Moon Rabbit to death!
He'd heard of dragon spit being made into ambergris and swallow spit into bird's nest!
But he'd never heard of rabbit spit being made into Rabbit Spit Pills!
As he rolled the pill, Jiangnan's hands glowed white the whole time!
In just three seconds, a crystal-clear, transparent pill the size of a glass marble was formed!
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva. Eating this would let him survive in space?
He then brought the Rabbit Spit Pill to his mouth to swallow—
But his motion froze!
(´-﹏-｀٥)
Remembering that this pill was made from his own saliva, Jiangnan just couldn't bring himself to eat it, dammit!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Hey—did he see that? So embarrassing! What's Xiao Nan's reaction?"
(◦`~´◦) "He said it's unlucky, and that I'm a bad omen. Do you think Xiao Nan is sick?"
"With his usual personality, he'd definitely stare to death!"
"But he didn't! And—and he said I'd never get married? Could Xiao Nan not like girls anymore?"
Jiangnan: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅)???
Damn, of course I like girls! How could I not?
I want to stare, but my body can't take it!
Wait—how can I hear Da Lang Mie and Xuexue's conversation?
Is the hearing enhancement this strong? Soundproof walls don't even work?
Zhong Yingxue: (｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "No, no, Xiao Nan is probably just shy or…"
Da Lang Mie: ٩(๑`^´๑)۶ "Anyway, something's off. Xuexue, why don't you try it? See how Xiao Nan reacts!"
"See if Xiao Nan has gone straight… er, not straight anymore."
Xuexue: (ºkouº*) "Huh? Me too…"
Jiangnan: !!!
'Not straight' my ass! Just give it to Da Lang Mie!
Since they'd already exchanged probiotic flora, Da Lang Mie probably wouldn't mind, right?
He instantly teleported to Xia Yao's room!
Sure enough, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were sitting on the bed whispering!
When they saw Jiangnan teleport in, they quickly covered their mouths, faces slightly red, as if afraid of being caught!
Xia Yao, on the other hand, looked at Jiangnan in horror!
Her guess had been right!
Xiao Nan had already dressed up as a bunny boy, preparing to go attract boys, right?
But Zhong Yingxue had a melting expression!
She quickly went over and touched Jiangnan's rabbit ears!
(๑⁼̴◡⁼̴)ھ "Ah~ so… so cute! Are these rabbit ears real? Can they move?"
Xia Yao swallowed her saliva and reached out to feel Jiangnan's forehead: "Are you sick? If you are, then…"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes!
(꒪ั～꒪ั*) "Sick my ass? Want me to stare at you now and see enough?"
Xia Yao: ???
You could even hear our whispers? What the heck, man!
Had Xiao Nan been eavesdropping the whole time?
Jiangnan cleared his throat with a straight face!
(๑͡°ก͡°) "Do you want the ability to survive in space and walk on the moon without any equipment?"
Hearing this, and seeing Jiangnan's strange getup, the two knew exactly what was up!
Another new treasure?
Xia Yao nodded like a chick pecking at rice!
(ง･᷄◡･᷅)ง "Yes, yes, yes! How could I not want that?"
Jiangnan quickly pulled out the pill he'd just made!
₍ᐢ•⌄•ᐢ₎ᓄ "Rabbit Spit Pill! Let you walk on the moon without any ordeal!"
Xia Yao took the pill, looking wolfishly suspicious!
(๑◔～◔ิ๑) "This thing doesn't have any side effects, right?"
Jiangnan pouted!
₍ᐢˇ^ˇᐢ₎ "How could it? With our relationship, even if I were to trick you, I wouldn't trick myself!"
Xia Yao pouted: (O･`з･´O) "Fine, I'll trust you this once!"
She swallowed the pill!
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Are you sure you heard what Xiao Nan just said?