Chapter 1467: Nights Are So Long (Bonus Chapter)
A bearded uncle in a spacesuit, with a long blade over two meters long hanging at his waist!
He had a small mustache, with long narrow knife scars at the corners of his mouth and forehead. His build was robust, with a demon tattoo spreading from his chest to his neck. His expression was extremely fierce! He glared directly at Qian Benying!
(｀⌒´メ) "Ha? Kisama, what do you mean? Do you want to go to the Hua Xia moon base for revenge?"
"That's your own business. Why drag us along? Such a hassle!"
"This is the moon. If something goes wrong, cutting off all ten of your fingers won't be enough to apologize!"
Gaoqiao Cheng raised an eyebrow: (๑◔ټ◔ิ) "See? Lord Shantian Wuzang disagrees. Let's build our base first, and then..."
Qian Benying glared: (งᵒ̌◡ᵒ̌)ง "Try cutting? I have your wife's phone number. Want me to tell her you molested the female crew?"
"And you were planning to hook up with a female One-Eyed Species on the moon?"
"What's with the Yakuza Emperor? So tough? At home you still have to kneel on a washboard."
"All the supplies for building the base are in my Alternate Dimension. Want me to run away from home right now and let you starve on the moon?"
At that moment, the extremely fierce-looking Shantian Wuzang was sweating profusely on his forehead, and his eyes… dodged!
(｀﹏´メ) "Fine, whatever you want. Tell me who to cut, I'll cut. Just… don't tell my wife!"
Qian Benying: (˵ಡ‿ಡ˵)
Gaoqiao Cheng sighed: "Looks like we have to go. Don't blame me if something happens."
"Xingyechui? What's your opinion?"
Beside them, a girl with slightly chubby cheeks slowly floated through the air. Her light green hair was casually tied up, with a peaceful smile on her face, and a star sticker on her cheek.
(⚝ᵔ◡ᵔ)…
Everyone's eyes focused on Xingyechui.
Her expression began to change, slowly opening her big eyes. The corners of her mouth rose, and she started to open her mouth…
(⚝ᵒ̴̶̷ᗜᵒ̴̶̷)…
And it took her a full minute to complete these actions!
Qian Benying: !!!
(￢◡￢ꐦ) "Gaoqiao Cheng! Are you crazy? Why bother asking Little Chui anything?"
"By the time she answers, the moon will have been destroyed!"
At that moment, Xingyechui's expression was like in slow motion, exactly like that sloth stamping a seal!
Finally she spoke: (⚝ᵒ̴̶̷⌂ᵒ̴̶̷) "Eh~"
"I… think…"
Qian Benying: !!!
"I don't care what you think, I care what I think! We're going!"
As she spoke, she directly teleported the spacecraft over the Ocean of Storms.
After a few teleports, they directly arrived at the coordinates of the Hua Xia moon base provided by ground control.
Qian Benying looked out the window in confusion.
(O꒪꒫꒪) "What the hell? How are there clouds on the moon?"
At that moment, the Shenwu spacecraft was surrounded by white clouds.
But before everyone could see what was going on around them,
over a dozen huge silver vines suddenly stretched out from below the clouds, wrapping around the spacecraft like an octopus.
It was violently pulled down.
The spacecraft cabin shook violently. A giant silver vine over 600 meters in size was like a World Tree.
Its branches danced wildly, as if possessed.
It grabbed the spacecraft and rubbed it against its body violently, as if scratching an itch.
How could the spacecraft withstand such abuse? It was about to break apart.
Gaoqiao Cheng exclaimed: (°A°`) "What the hell is that? I told you not to come. Now look!"
Liuhua screamed and hugged Qian Benying's waist. Qian Benying had a dark face.
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "It's your fault for jinxing it!"
"Did ground control give the wrong coordinates? Is this really the Hua Xia moon base?"
Xingyechui: (⚝ᵒ̴̶̷ᗜᵒ̴̶̷) "We… should… not… go…"
Before she finished speaking, her voice suddenly stopped, and her expression started to shift from peaceful to terrified.
(☍ᗜ⁰⚝)
Qian Benying: !!!
"We're already here! It's too late to say that now!"
Seeing that the spacecraft was about to explode, Gongqi and Wu Zang were ready to act.
Helplessly, Qian Benying could only bring all the moon landing troops to abandon the spacecraft and teleport away.
"Boom!"
The Shenwu spacecraft exploded into blazing flames.
Qian Benying and the others in spacesuits teleported outside the vine forest.
Only then did they see clearly.
This was no base at all. It was clearly a vine forest covering ten thousand meters of land.
Everyone looked utterly confused.
"What the hell? Did Hua Xia start farming on the moon?"
"It was bad enough farming in the Western Frontier, but now on the moon?"
Wu Zang immediately became agitated.
"Destroying my Shenwu spacecraft? Whatever you are, I'll cut you down right now!"
As he spoke, his big hand was already on the hilt of his blade.
He stared with wide eyes and looked inside. But that one look made him shiver, his body and heart turning cold.
The lunar laurel silver vine over 600 meters exuded an unparalleled ferocious aura.
Thick branches lashed the ground arbitrarily, causing earthquakes, as if in a hysterical rage.
Even more terrifying was the phantom behind the lunar laurel silver vine.
A towering silver vine coiled around, with the massive moon under its roots like a marble held in the palm.
The roots extended infinitely, covering who knows how many planets.
At this moment, the planets in its root network were like insignificant pebbles.
The orange-yellow sunflowers hanging on the vines gave an endless burning sensation.
Those weren't flowers at all—they were suns, dammit!
The astonishing aura emanating from it made everyone present unable to breathe.
They all shivered and activated the water circulation system in their spacesuits.
Wu Zang hadn't even drawn his blade yet, his legs went weak, and with a click, he kneeled on the ground.
Not just Wu Zang, but everyone, including Qian Benying and Gongqi.
They all kneeled down neatly.
From the void came ethereal celestial music:
"Moon moon moon so beautiful, night night night so long,"
"If I don't kill two people each day, I'm melancholy every night."
"The moon hangs high, suitable for a graveyard."
"Come in quickly, let me bury you."
"Bobo, check check, mua mua, ah~"
Wu Zang's face turned pale, tears nearly streaming from his eyes.
=͟͟͞͞(メòóﾉ)ﾉ "Kill me! It wants to kill me! And then bury me, turning the moon into my grave?"
"This is even scarier than my wife, dammit!"
"This is no destination—it's a graveyard, dammit!"
At that moment, Wu Zang became a little brother, without any courage to draw his blade.
Gongqi was also stunned. "This is space, and there's singing?"
"What level of strength does this vine have? I'm probably not even worth one hand of it."
Liuhua was scared to tears. Cheng-ge was trembling. Xingyechui was still in the process of transitioning to a terrified face.
(☍O⁰⚝)…
Qian Benying was also frightened. "Playing songs? Hua Xia is this wild?"
"Jiang Trash Nan, you can fool others, but not me!"
"It must be that pink scary spray. At least when I teamed up with Jiangnan in the bottom of Lantis, he used it."
"Special effects! All special effects!"
Qian Benying shouted loudly.
☚(˃᷄⌂˂᷅๑) "If you have the guts to fool girls, have the guts to come out~"
"Don't hide in there! I know you're home!"
At that moment, Qian Benying kept shouting. She didn't dare to go in, but calling Jiangnan out should be fine, right?
(๑՞ᗜ՞)☛ "Are you afraid of me? You must be afraid of me, right?"
Everyone looked at Qian Benying.
"Are you sure the person inside can hear you shouting like that? It does make sense."
"But you're kneeling on the ground, no presence at all!"
At that moment, sharp-eyed Liuhua suddenly pointed at a spot.
(*ﾟﾛﾟ)☛ "Sakura-chan, look over there. There's a sign!"
Everyone quickly looked in the direction Liuhua pointed.
A conspicuous no-entry traffic sign stood there.
Everyone was stunned.
"How is there a traffic sign on the moon?"
On it, scribbled with a marker, was a line of crooked text:
"'Fierce dog inside. Do not enter. If accident occurs, consequences are your own.'"
"'Jiangnan is not home. I went back to Lan Xing. Please, please, please do not enter!'"
Liuhua's eyes widened, she held her head in terror, and immediately vomited.
୧(유ཀ유|||)୨ "This… this is Jiangnan's handwriting, Sakura-chan! We must not enter. Ahead is definitely hell!"
"Back then in the Maple Forest Villa, because I didn't heed the warning and entered the room that said absolutely do not enter, I was knocked unconscious by the stench."
"Jiangnan's warnings are literal. If he says don't enter, we must not enter!"
Liuhua still remembered the struggle in that durian-only room.
Being ruthlessly knocked out by the stench.
The painful memory was etched into her DNA!
"Who knows what horror awaits everyone inside this vine forest!"
Qian Benying ground her teeth. "Went back to Lan Xing? You went back to Lan Xing?"
"I chased you all the way from Lan Xing to beat you, just crossed 380,000 kilometers to land on the moon, and you tell me you went back to Lan Xing?"
Qian Benying nearly went crazy. "Did you have to leave so quickly?"
[Grievance points from Qian Benying +1001!]
"I don't believe it! He finally came, how could he leave so soon? It must be a bluff."
"He's afraid of people finding him on the moon and beating him, so he pretends not to be home."
"And a fierce dog inside? Pfft! How could there be a fierce dog on the moon?"
But at that moment, the vine forest shook, and amid everyone's terrified gazes,
Chen Daoyi walked out wearing a white vest and shorts.
He wore a sun hat on his head, a towel around his neck, and carried a green pressurized pesticide sprayer on his back.
He looked completely like an old farmer. These were all the spray equipment Jiangnan left for him.
Hearing the explosion over here, Chen Daoyi came to check.
Unexpectedly, he encountered Hongguo's space forces. Chen Daoyi also looked confused.
At that moment, Qian Benying and the Shenwu space forces were all dumbfounded.
"What the hell!"
"This person is on the moon, wearing just shorts and a vest, and spraying pesticide?"
"Are you sure this is the moon?" They were all about to have an identity crisis.
"Isn't this Chen Daoyi? Is Hua Xia using Dao Heaven rank experts to spray pesticides now?"
"Isn't that a bit too extravagant!"