# Chapter 139: Up Up! Down Down! Left Left! Right Right! BABA
This garlic is such a good thing!
Even if it makes you cry, it's totally worth it!
Big Lang Mie has a little secret discovered!
Let's see if she still dares to bite me now!
Hehehe~ So awesome!
The sound of water splashing came from the bathroom!
Jiangnan: !!!
I didn't mean to look!
It's this garlic!
Right! It's all its fault!
Images from a 1000-meter radius are all in my head, okay?
I can't control myself!
In the bathroom, Zhong Yingxue was lying comfortably in the bathtub!
Her little face was flushed!
She secretly checked if the bathroom door was locked!
Then she pulled a book from a bucket beside her and opened it!
There were careful markings on it, folded pages and annotations in red pen?
Jiangnan: ???
Reading a book while bathing? What kind of book? And she has to be sneaky about it?
Jiangnan took a look.
"DUang~DUang~ Secret Manual"
???
What the heck kind of book is this?
The book had a secret technique written in it: "Up! Up! Down! Down! Left! Left! Right! Right! B! A! B! A!"
Zhong Yingxue nodded!
Took a deep breath, put the book aside.
Freed up both hands and started practicing the secret technique!
"Mmm..."
"Up! Up! Down! Down!"
"Mmm~"
"Left! Left! Right! Right!"
Jiangnan covered his face: "Wow! Xuexue! What are you doing?!"
"B~A! B~A!"
After completing the set of moves, Zhong Yingxue's pretty face turned even redder!
Then she clenched her fists, her beautiful eyes burning with fierce determination!
"Xiao Yao! I will definitely catch up!"
Jiangnan's mind went blank. He leaped up from the bed!
He wanted to rush straight to the bathroom and tell Zhong Yingxue!
It's useless!
Everything written in that book is lies!
Up, down, left, right, BABA will definitely turn the lives in Contra into 30 lives!
But it definitely won't make you bigger!
Who the heck wrote that book?
Isn't this just scamming people?
And the naturally airheaded Zhong Yingxue actually believes it!
Poor little Xuexue! I feel for her!
"No! I can't go! If I go, I'm done for!"
Wouldn't that expose me?
Better find the right opportunity to give her a friendly reminder!
Now!
It's time to put on clothes and go to the supermarket next to the women's bathhouse to buy a bottle of nutrient drink!
Supermarket next to women's bathhouse - mark that as key!
Mm-hmm! Not because of the women's bathhouse!
I mainly just want to drink some nutrient drink! Jiangnan is afraid he's not getting enough nutrition!
Jumping off the bed, Jiangnan suddenly froze in place!
Staring at the mirror in front of him, eyes wide open!
Roaring: "Go to hell!"
Jiangnan was in despair!
Utter despair!
The person in the mirror was completely black!
Every inch of skin on his body had turned black.
Not a single part was spared!
Completely black!
Absolutely black!
Unprecedentedly black!
So black you couldn't see your hand in front of your face!
So black that Jiangnan himself couldn't see himself!
Perfectly blending into the night, reflecting not a single ray of light!
This was literally a coal ball that had become a spirit!
Heh, Black Garlic?
Jiangnan finally understood!
Why the "hei" in "ai hei hei" doesn't have the mouth radical next to it!
It's because after eating it, your whole body turns black, right?
Sure enough!
Karma catches up when you do something wrong!
Two streams of clear tears flowed from his eyes! Would he be stuck looking like this forever?
He squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying! Revealing a row of white teeth!
The room was pitch black! Only a row of white teeth floating around~
Jiangnan: !!!
What's the point of going to the bathhouse now?
Black as a ghost, the only thing people can see is his teeth...
A row of white teeth floating down the road in the middle of the night? Wouldn't that scare people to death?
"No! I need to fix this!"
With his last 10,000 resentment points, Jiangnan gritted his teeth and exchanged for a Beauty Pill!
Took it without hesitation!
Jiangnan stared at his face full of anticipation!
And then he became a slightly more handsome...
Black Brother!
"Ugh! It's completely useless!"
Jiangnan covered his face!
How is he supposed to go out like this?
Rotten system, rotten garlic!
One bite and you're black as coal!
Absolutely perfect!
Just then, Jiangnan was slightly startled!
In his mental perception, something suddenly happened outside the villa!
A petite figure leaped over the villa fence!
Landing silently, she looked left and right to see if anyone noticed her!
It was that hoodie girl!
Then she came to the window!
She wasn't even as tall as the windowsill! She grabbed the edge and stood on tiptoe to peek inside!
The room was pitch black and quiet!
"Mmm~ Asleep?"
Jiangnan: ???
Is this a thief coming?
Holy crap!
Trying to steal my big treasure?!
The hoodie girl pulled out a set of professional lock-picking tools from her sweatshirt pocket!
Skillfully picked the window lock, opening a small crack!
Then she pulled out a tube, pointed one end at the room, and blew into it!
"Whoosh~ Whoosh!"
A colorless, odorless mist drifted into the room!
Jiangnan: !!!
Subconsciously held his breath!
What the heck!
She even uses knockout gas?
Is she really this brazen?
I'm standing right by the bed!
Can't you see such a big person?
After blowing the gas, the hoodie girl fully opened the window!
A nimble flip and she was inside, covering her nose!
Silently!
Then she pulled a sharp dagger out of her sweatshirt pocket again.
Jiangnan: ...
Is your sweatshirt Doraemon's magic pocket? How do you have everything?
The room was pitch black. The hoodie girl felt toward the bed... Huh? Empty!
"No one here?"
Jiangnan: !!!
What do you mean no one?
I'm standing right in front of you!
Do you see me the way I used to be?
And I watched your entire operation, okay?
Even a blind person can be a thief now?
So pathetic!
Lost her sight at such a young age, and has to steal to make money!
The hoodie girl looked puzzled, circling around the room!
Jiangnan suddenly realized something!
No!
If she's blind, how did she pick the lock just now?
He waved his hand in front of the hoodie girl's face!
No reaction at all!
Jiangnan: !!!
Am I so black that people can't even see me?
It's not that the girl is blind!
It's that I'm too black?
Currently, Jiangnan wasn't wearing anything!
The lights weren't on, and there was no moon outside!
Jiangnan was so black he perfectly blended with the night...
His mental state completely collapsed!
Am I seriously this black?!
Just then, a voice came from upstairs: "Xiao Nan! What are you yelling about in the middle of the night?"
The hoodie girl scrambled out the window like a startled cat!
Not forgetting to close the window behind her!
Jiangnan: ...
What can I do?
I'm so desperate too!
"Whatever! Let's sleep. Maybe I'll change back by morning!"
With anxious feelings, Jiangnan fell asleep!
The next morning!
Knocking came from outside his room!
"Xiao Nan! Why aren't you up yet? We'll be late for school!"
At this moment, Jiangnan stood in front of the mirror!
Looking at himself, black as a coal ball, his mental state collapsed!
Why hasn't it changed back?!
It was fine at night, but during the day it's just explosively black, okay?!
"Why aren't you answering? I'm coming in!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Teleported instantly to block the door: "No! Don't come in!"
Zhong Yingxue was confused: "What's wrong? Aren't you going to school?"
Jiangnan grimaced: "Not going!"
How can I go? With this terrible look, I absolutely can't let anyone see me!
Otherwise, forget about being Southern God, I'll become Jiang Coal Ball instead!
Zhong Yingxue was stunned: "Why not? Are you sick?"
Jiangnan: "I'm sick! I have a disease where I'll die if I go outside!"
Zhong Yingxue: ???
What kind of strange disease is that?
[From Zhong Yingxue's resentment value: +333]