# Chapter 1396: Vomiting Warrior
Silver was desperately using his mercury to protect the grass on top of his head!
Anyone who tried to come up and pluck it was chased away by Silver's mercury!
He finally understood that as long as he didn't have grass on his head, or others couldn't see his grass, he would definitely get beaten up!
After thirty minutes of synchronization time passed, Silver had been counter-controlled by Bel!
Right now, he was running in place on a mercury treadmill on the Star Whale's tongue, constantly syncing with Bel's movements!
When Bel was attacked by the Oracle's Tears earlier, Silver had also been synced with the damage!
He lost an arm, missed a golden opportunity, and ended up looking like a bloody gourd!
If it weren't for Bai Lian frantically healing Silver on the side, Silver would probably be dead by now!
At this moment, Silver looked at Jiang Nan with nothing but fear in his eyes, his expression like he was about to cry!
(#)ŏ﹏ŏ(#)
The moment Jiang Nan entered, Griffin, Lilith, and the others quickly and obediently knelt down, hands pinching their earlobes!
Their muscular bodies were very eye-catching!
They closed their eyes and shouted loudly!
(#)⋟kǒu⋞)"Welcome the victorious return of Treasure King Nan Shen!"
Extremely well-behaved!
Jiang Nan had a comfortable expression on his face!
(◕ˇ～ˇ◕)"Mm~Praise me a bit more. Maybe if I'm in a good mood, I won't throw you all out to become popsicles!"
Before Bai Lian and the others could start flattering him, Silver spoke up while pacing and cursing loudly!
(٥ᵒ̴̶̷̥́kǒuᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)"His granddaddy's leg! I swear I'll make that brat Jiang Nan pay for hurting me like this!"
"If he walks out of the Oracle Divine Ruins alive, I'm not even Silver! I'll break his legs, smash his head, and pound his butt cheeks into eight pieces!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into deathly silence!
Many Signal Gun warriors gave Silver a thumbs up!
╭☞(͡°͜ʖ͡°)╭☞ Nice!
To dare curse him like that right in front of this god? You're way too brave!
Kaili went crazy, rushing up and slapping Silver twice on the face, then kicking him twice in the butt!
(ꐦớyìờ)"Are you crazy? Haven't you had enough beatings? You still dare to curse him? Do you have a death wish?"
The moment Silver cursed, he immediately burst into tears!
(#)༎ຶᯅ༎ຶ(#)Whoa!
It wasn't me who cursed!
Bel, you big idiot! If you want to curse Jiang Nan, don't drag me into it!
It's fine if you curse behind his back, but I'm right in front of him!
Jiang Nan looked at Silver with a nuclear-friendly smile!
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅)"Oh ho? I heard you want to break my legs?"
Silver looked terrified, frantically "wuwuwuing"!
But being counter-controlled, he couldn't speak, and was so anxious he was about to cry!
Jiang Nan smiled: (･᷄ὢ･᷅)"You say it wasn't you who cursed?"
Silver nodded in agreement, his mercury limbs nodding frantically!
Jiang Nan sneered: (︶Д︶O)"You're lying! You just said you wouldn't be Silver if you didn't kill me! You even gave your own ID number, and you say it wasn't you?"
"Go! All of you, beat him up! Beat him to my satisfaction, and I'll give you a chance to redeem yourselves!"
Silver: !!!
It wasn't me! Bel, you've doomed me!
You were the one who gave us both that lollipop! How could you not know its effects?
You clearly wanted to take this chance to beat me up!
I give up! I really give up!
Lilith, Cullen, and the others stood up, raising fists as big as rice cookers and heading toward Silver!
Lilith: (｡ὅ～ὅ)凸ᕤ"Brother Silver, sorry about this! We're doing this to save you! Who told you to curse randomly?"
Cullen: (ꐦ⚆(エ)⚆)ᓄ"My fists are pretty big. Bear with it!"
Bai Lian smiled sweetly!
(๑⌒◡⌒)"Don't worry, I'll heal you!"
So the four muscle maniacs plus Bai Lian started beating Silver frantically! Occasionally they would hang a Life Spring on him!
No matter how much pain Silver felt, he couldn't scream out, still syncing with Bel's movements!
...
In the wind and snow, Bel's injuries had fully recovered!
He was now pinching his glutes, anxiously stomping in place and pacing in circles!
He urged urgently: (ꐦ˃yì˂ꐦ)"Dig faster! Dig deeper! I'm afraid it'll splash on my feet!"
Guvas was shoveling ice, looking disgusted. What time was this to still go through the formalities?
Just find a spatial rift and be done with it, why dig a hole?
Guvas bent slightly, pointing with both hands:
(☁︎⁼̴◡⁼̴)ﾉﾉ"Boss! This is deep enough! Go ahead!"
Bel turned around, took a satisfied look, and was about to sit down!
Just then, Bel felt his nose tickle!
Unable to hold it in, he bent over and sneezed!
With a "BOOM"!
A nuclear sneeze blasted out brilliant flames. The terrifying recoil wasn't the issue!
But the sneeze tensed his whole body, and Bel couldn't hold it anymore! He completely lost control!
A five-grain-reincarnation object shot out like a water gun!
ꉂꉂAcha～(˃᷄ε˂᷅๑)=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞Shift!
Guvas, standing behind Bel, was hit squarely, as if it were aimed!
He was still making a "please sit" gesture, his smile freezing, then his eyes filled with terror!
(☁︎‧̣̥̇⚆‧̣̥̇_‧̣̥̇⚆‧̣̥̇)ﾉﾉ
(☁︎‧̣̥̇ʘ̥̆kǒuʘ̥̆‧̣̥̇)ﾉﾉ
Letting out an extremely miserable scream!
"Boss! What the hell are you doing? I'm your own third brother!"
"I already forgave you for farting on me when you were carrying me! I even dug the pit for you, and you're dumping Shift on me? Are you messing with me?"
_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)"I puke~puke wa~"
Guvas exploded on the spot, his mental state completely collapsing as he bent over and vomited!
Bel was also extremely embarrassed!
(´-﹏-`；)
He sneezed and crapped his pants? Could it get any more shameful?
Now Bel was considering whether to get rid of Old Third, so no one would know about his embarrassing incident!
But once the nuclear sneezes came, Bel couldn't control them!
"Ah, cha cha cha cha cha~"
ꉂꉂ(˃᷄ε˂᷅๑)=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞Shift×5!
With five consecutive nuclear sneezes, Bel completely lost control!
Guvas was horrified: "You sprayed once, that's one thing! But why are you spamming it?"
[From Bel's grievance value +1001!]
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Meanwhile, inside the Star Whale's mouth!
Silver was still being beaten, now pacing in circles and stomping his feet!
He cried loudly: (#)༎ຶkǒu༎ຶ(#)"Dig faster! Dig deeper! I'm afraid it'll splash on my feet!"
While talking, he kept farting!
Silver was going crazy! When would this end?
Cullen and the others didn't care, beating him happily!
Cullen shouted loudly!
(Õ(エ)Õ)ﾉ"Lord Treasure King? Is this beating enough? We've even made him fart!"
Jiang Nan turned his head to look, smiling with satisfaction!
(ˊ˘ˋ๑)"Alright, alright. This is enough!"
Cullen and the others stopped, and Silver looked relieved!
Finally done being beaten!
Cullen patted Silver's shoulder, speaking with deep meaning!
(O˘(エ)˘)ノ"Brother Silver, we did this for your own good! Even though you got beaten up, at least you managed to survive!"
Silver's eyes were full of tears and emotion!
(#)ཀ﹏ཀ(#)
It's really you guys!
But in the next moment, Silver suddenly bent over and sneezed loudly! "Aqiu"!
From behind, there was a synchronized spray! With a "BANG"!
Cullen, who was patting Silver's shoulder, froze completely!
(‧̣̥̇꒪‧̣̥̇(エ)‧̣̥̇꒪)
Not only Cullen got hit, but Griffin and Kaili on both sides were also caught in the crossfire!
Kaili stared blankly at the raindrops on her body, her expression suddenly turning frantic as she let out a piercing scream!
She immediately vomited!
Bai Lian looked horrified, turned around and ran far away, looking at Silver with extreme disgust!
(yì mǐn yì٥)
Lilith looked down at her rice-cooker-sized fists, feeling reluctant!
(٥ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷̣)凸ᕤ"Looks like I hit too hard! So beating Silver really can make him poop?"
At this moment, the Signal Gun warriors pinched their noses and backed off far away, avoiding him like a plague!
(≖ก≖٥(≖ก≖٥(≖ก≖٥)
Silver was shocked too!
Bel! I'll bleep bleep bleep you! You crapped your pants, don't drag me into it!
You're a Dao Heaven level expert! How could you do something like this?
But it wasn't over! Silver sneezed five times in a row!
Becoming a Vomiting Warrior, firing five consecutive blasts!
Cullen, who was directly behind Silver, was hit all six times, covered from head to toe, his eyes turning red, veins bulging on his forehead!
(ꐦ҉̛ʘ̥̆҉̛(҉̛エ҉̛)҉̛ʘ̥̆҉̛ꐦ҉̛)!!!
Silver's expression froze! At that moment, the 30-minute counter-control time passed, and he regained control of his body!
He slowly turned around to look at Cullen, who had been turned into a little yellow man along with the other two, forcing a smile!
(٥ŏㅂŏ)"Uh... what if I said it wasn't me who sprayed you? Would you believe me?"
Cullen: !!!
(ꐦ҉̛థ҉̛(҉̛mǐn҉̛)҉̛థ҉̛)"Get lost! Is this how you thank me? Are you trying to plaster me into a terracotta warrior?"
Kaili completely lost it, pouncing on him, raising her hand to make a peace sign and stabbing directly at Silver's eyes!
"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death!"
No one could stand this! The three of them charged at Silver and started beating him mercilessly!
This time they were beating him for real!
The Star Whale was crying!
(*꒦ິ⌒꒦ີ)
Do you have any manners?!
What kind of things are you doing inside my mouth?!
Silver curled up into a ball, covering his head!
୧(#)༎ຶkǒu༎ຶ(#)୨"Ahhh~Stop hitting! I really didn't mean it! It was Bel! Bel did it!"
"Bai Lian! Heal me quickly! I'm your captain!"
Bai Lian glanced at Silver and turned her head away, utterly disgusted!
(︶～︶ꐦ)"No! I don't have such a shameful captain! It's just disgusting!"
Silver could only cover his head under the hail of fists and kicks!
Why do you only hit me?!
When will this miserable life end?!
Jiang Nan never expected Silver to get beaten to the point of crapping himself either!
This Star Whale's mouth was no longer livable!
He quickly teleported, bringing Zhong Yingxue, Heart, and the others to the Star Whale's head!
It was a bit cold, but better than staying in the Star Whale's mouth!
Jiang Nan constructed a cockpit on the Star Whale's head using spatial barriers. Heart acted as a space heater, emitting light and heat, which made it a bit more bearable!
Mo Mo, recalling the scene she had just witnessed, shuddered violently. She no longer wanted this Star Whale!
At this moment, Lan quietly approached Mo Mo, tugging at her sleeve!
She pulled out half a Void Spirit Butterfly from her pocket!
(｡･᷄～･᷅)つεïз"Sister Mo Mo? Do you still want this big fluttery moth?"
She said this while looking at Mo Mo expectantly!
(｡ᵒ̴̶̷◡ᵒ̴̶̷)つεïз
Jiang Nan was stunned. Wasn't the battle just now super intense? And little Lan had actually picked up the Void Spirit Butterfly's corpse?
How thrifty could she be?
Looking at the Void Spirit Butterfly's corpse, Jiang Nan's eyes sparked with strong interest!
He wondered if there was a spirit bead inside!