Chapter 1378: Fat Uncle Legion?
Obviously, the crazy polar white bear group would do anything!
Old White sat on the belly of the Starlight Falcon, beating it violently, the fat belly trembling with each punch!
It took three rounds of swelling before he choked its neck and killed it!
The rest of the falcons needed no further explanation—hunting turned into being hunted, becoming food reserves for the polar snow bears instead!
Killed, swollen, and frozen, this whole flock of falcons would probably last Old White and his group for years!
Old White held up the bald falcon high, raising his arm in an excited cheer!
Today, the polar white bear clan finally broke free from the oppression of the falcons and turned the tables, singing in celebration!
And Jiang Tianqing, who played the leading role, was tossed high into the air by Big White and Little White!
In the eyes of the bears, Jiang Tianqing was now a godlike existence!
Not only had she saved the bloated bears, but she had also freed the entire bear clan from their food crisis!
Now, the whole polar white bear clan followed Jiang Tianqing's lead, obeying her every word!
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and the others, who had been kneeling on the ground, finally dared to stand up!
Thanks to their thick down jackets, they escaped the fate of being bald!
Watching Jiang Tianqing being tossed around in the center of a group of completely hairless fat uncles, everyone wore strange expressions!
(ﾉ)´-﹏-`)
They couldn't bear to look, seriously!
At this moment, Katerina covered her hat, shivering!
୧(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)୨
Thank goodness she had worn a hat just now!
Otherwise, she would have been a bald head by now, right?
Having dealt with the falcon group, Jiang Nan didn't immediately set out to find the Divine Tear and Star Ring fragments!
Instead, he planned to wait until the extreme cold snowstorm outside had completely dissipated before going!
Without the falcon group to sustain it, the snowstorm would still continue for a while due to inertia!
But at most, it would take a day or half a day to fully dissipate!
After all, the storm was now filled with Dali Snow Dust, and going out now was still a bit dangerous!
So, he had a nice roast chicken feast with the polar white bears!
Not only did Xiong Er thoughtfully teach Big White and Little White how to use flames, but he also taught them 108 ways to cook chicken!
Jiang Tianqing sat by the campfire, eating a big chicken leg while watching the wind and snow outside!
(･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Hmm~ only a few hundred barrels of Dali were poured out, so... it should be fine, right? Let's eat, let's eat!"
Little did he know... the Dali Snow Dust had already spread to an astonishing range with the snowstorm!
The nightmare was just beginning!
...
In the extreme cold snowstorm, the scavenger army spontaneously formed an anti-wind alliance, trudging forward with difficulty!
Since most lived in polar regions, there were quite a few ice-attribute ability users, or those with resistance to extreme cold!
Everyone worked together to withstand the invasion of the snowstorm!
The wind and snow covered everyone with white frost!
The leading scavenger shouted!
٩(#･ิ།口།･ิ)ง "The storm is weakening! We can't stop now! We're almost through!"
"In the Divine Edict Lingxu, mountains of gold await us! A bright future is just ahead! Keep going!"
Hearing this, the scavenger army regained their momentum, filled with infinite confidence and anticipation for the journey ahead!
Many felt that the storm had indeed decreased significantly!
There were even signs of it dissipating, which gave everyone more motivation!
In the white expanse of wind and snow, a scavenger struggled forward, his eyes fixed on the back of the person's head in front of him!
To prevent himself from getting lost!
But the next moment, the scavenger's eyes widened in shock!
(#⊙།◊།⊙)？
He saw the hair of the brother in front of him falling off in chunks under the wind's force!
In less than three seconds, it became a smooth, bald head!
The scavenger shook his head with a smirk!
(#︶།д།︶)...
"So what if you're bald? Why wear a wig?"
"Knowing there's such strong wind, you should have stuck it on tighter if you care about your image!"
So, he kindly reminded, "Brother! Your wig flew off!"
But the wind was too loud, and the brother ahead didn't hear him!
The scavenger shrugged and didn't say more, but his eyes caught something else!
He saw that the person next to him also had a bald head!
His eyes filled with disbelief. He looked around and found that all the scavengers around him had bald heads!
Scavenger: Σ(°།△།°#)？？？
Damn? Mid-life crisis?
Are there really that many bald people now?
On the surface, they look like decent people, but in reality, they're all old balds wearing wigs?
The heart is hidden beneath the scalp!
But before he could recover from the shock, he suddenly felt his own head go cold!
His heart trembled, and he quickly touched his own head!
Not a single hair was left!
Not only hair, but eyebrows, beard, and even eyelashes were gone!
Someone in the crowd finally noticed the abnormality and let out terrified screams!
"Damn? Why are you bald? Hey damn! Why am I bald too?"
"Everyone's bald? What kind of evil wind is this? Is it strong enough to blow off hair and make people bald?"
"You're talking nonsense! I've never heard of a snowstorm causing hair loss!"
(*꒦ິ口꒦ີ) "Waaah! My hair! My neck looks like a boiled egg! How am I supposed to face people?! I can't live like this! Don't stop me! I'm going to die! Die!"
A female scavenger turned into a bald egg girl in the extreme cold snowstorm, completely collapsing, her legs giving way as she knelt!
The entire scavenger army fell into chaos, crying and cursing blending together!
But they had to grit their teeth and push forward; they were stuck between a rock and a hard place!
Before even starting to search for treasure, they had already lost their hair...
No one knew how much time passed before the extreme cold storm finally dissipated!
The clouds rolled, the world peaceful!
Tens of thousands of scavengers stood on the snowfield, their eyes hollow!
☁︎⁂‧̣̥̇❆☀︎❅‧̣̥̇⁂☁︎
(≖_≖(≖_≖(≖_≖(≖_≖(≖_≖...
They just stared at the snow dust slowly falling from the sky!
The blue sky reflected off everyone's heads...
Tens of thousands of shiny bald heads reflected light, blinding a passing snow eagle, which fell from the sky and tumbled wildly!
(ﾉ)˃᷄ɞ˂᷅(ヾ) "Ah~ My eyes! My eyes!"
The scavengers stared blankly at the snow eagle, their hearts filled with mixed emotions!
(#ꆤ_ꆤ) "Ahem~ Alright! Go your separate ways and search for treasure! The mountains and rivers will meet again; perhaps we will be rivals next time!"
"Wishing you all great fortune!"
...
Under the clear sky on the snowy plain, over four thousand polar white bears marched in a grand procession!
Jiang Nan and his group sat directly on Old White's broad shoulders, looking extremely relaxed!
✿(︶◡︶✽)❀
After a hearty meal, Jiang Nan even rested for a night in the bear den!
They didn't leave until noon, showing no rush at all!
Now, they were heading south to dig up the large Star Ring fragment first!
The polar snow bears, having shed all their fur, walked naked on the snowfield, completely lacking any imposing presence!
Instead, they hugged their shoulders, their paws sliding over their bodies, shivering from the cold, with snot dripping everywhere!
(❅¯͒།㉨།¯͒❆) Hiss~
Their skeletal muscles trembled, and they could barely walk from the cold!
Jiang Tianqing rolled her eyes!
(꒪ัд꒪ั*) "Seriously? Aren't you bears embarrassed? Polar white bears, living in ice and snow! And it's only minus fifty or sixty degrees! Do you have to freeze into this state?"
This is the first time I've known polar white bears to be afraid of the cold!
Big White wiped his nose, looking troubled!
(❅˃̣̣̥᷄㉨˂̣̣̥᷅❆) "W-We're not afraid of the cold normally, but that's under normal conditions!"
"Now that all our fur is gone, we have no equipment to resist the cold!"
The polar white bears' soft, white fur not only protected them from the cold wind but also prevented heat loss!
Now, with nothing on, the cold wind directly hit their skin—how could they not be cold?
Just as Jiang Nan was about to say something, the bear group crested a snowy slope!
A vast snowfield appeared before everyone's eyes!
The snowfield was bustling with activity!
Three to four thousand scavengers were divided into nearly a thousand teams, each madly digging pits in their own corners!
The entire snowfield was torn apart!
Professional spirit material detectors, earth-attribute ability users, and various digging-related beast transformations were all put to use!
Despite the minus fifty or sixty degrees, each one was sweating profusely, their faces brimming with excitement!
They were so hot they unzipped their down jackets and worked with open fronts!
Their enthusiasm was immense; some even started fighting over found treasures!
The only common feature was that all these scavengers were bald...
As soon as Jiang Nan saw this scene, he was blinded by the reflected light!
੧੧(˃᷄皿˂᷅๐) "Hiss~ The scavengers working hard to dig for treasures are truly dazzling!"
"Indeed! Diligent people radiate light from all over!"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao: (≖‸≖)(￢‸￢)...
Hey hey hey!
That's just the sunlight reflecting off their bald heads, isn't it?
The power of the few hundred barrels of Dali you poured out is way too strong!
So many bald heads?
At this moment, Big White and the others looked at the scavengers' sweat and the down jackets they wore!
Their eyes burst with intense desire!
(ง།㉨།)ง
And Jiang Tianqing's expression gradually turned devilish!
(΄◞ิ▾◟ิ‵) "Hmm~ I wonder how the digging machines are doing? Better check the results first!"
"Fat Uncle Legion! Charge! Go! Rob them all!"
Instantly, over four thousand polar snow bears charged out with loud roars!
Their only target was the warm clothes!
The commotion from the snowy slope immediately caught the scavengers' attention!
They stopped their work and looked up!
The next moment, they almost popped their eyes out, terror spreading across their faces!
Σ(ଵ口ଵ|||)
They saw three to four thousand giant-sized fat uncles, completely naked, running across the snowfield without a single article of clothing!
As they ran, their fat jiggled and shook!
They charged fiercely, like grotesque charging creatures!
The scavengers were completely dumbfounded!
Damn! Where did all these perverted naked fat uncles come from?
Who gave them the courage?
Wh-What were they planning to do?
Hiss~ Who was that among the perverted fat uncles?
Qing Tianzhu?