Chapter 130: Nuclear Explosion Raging Man Jiang Cannon
After taking a shower, Jiang Nan lay comfortably on the bed, ready to sleep!
"Ah-choo~"
He rubbed his nose.
Hmm, is autumn coming soon?
Getting up tomorrow will be another beautiful day!
...
Late at night, the phone repair shop小哥 finally finished his work and also returned to bed.
He glanced at the 99+ messages on Weibo and couldn't help but chuckle.
He decided not to look at them now, but to check in the morning to see how many followers he had gained.
Then he drifted off into a sweet slumber.
At 3 AM!
"Bang!"
The door was kicked open with a loud sound, startling the小哥 awake, completely confused.
Then a group of armed Dark Night Army soldiers in masks rushed in!
"Wang Lijia?"
"Huh? Wha... what's going on?"
"Knock him out! Bag him! Take him away!"
Wang Lijia: ???
...
The next morning.
Xia Yao groggily answered the phone: "Hmm? Little Fish? What's up?"
Yu Qingqing exclaimed excitedly: "Southern God! Southern God! It's really him! He's so handsome I'm dying! I'm already his die-hard fan!"
Xia Yao: ???
"What do you mean it's really him?"
"Quick, check Weibo! I sent it to you!"
Xia Yao opened Weibo in confusion.
Zhong Yingxue was wiping her hair as she entered the room.
"Still in bed? You're going to be late..."
Xia Yao: "Oh my god! Xuexue, look!"
Weibo hot list number one!
1.7 billion views!
Weibo official:
Title: Suka Nuclear Explosion Incident! Nuclear Explosion Raging Man's True Identity Exposed! Soul of Hua Xia! Heroes Never Die!
The two immediately clicked on the video.
The video began.
Jiang Nan stood on top of an airplane with a brilliant smile, holding a nuclear bomb under his arm that had three minutes left to detonate.
Wind howled.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's eyes widened.
Jiang Nan?
It really was Jiang Nan!
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
...
"In a bit, I'm going to light a firecracker!"
"When I was a kid, I didn't have money to buy firecrackers, so I never got to set them off!"
"Never thought I'd set off such a big one today!"
"Worth commemorating, right?"
The two instantly got goosebumps!
The one who flew into the sky holding a nuclear bomb was really Jiang Nan!
Lighting a firecracker?
That's a nuclear bomb!
They had no idea where to even start吐槽ing.
In the video, Jiang Nan teleported frantically with the nuclear bomb in his arms!
All you could hear was wind!
All you could see was the constantly decreasing countdown on the bomb and Jiang Nan's determined profile!
Absolutely dazzling!
Then the bomb exploded!
The world turned pure white, and terrifying firelight illuminated the entire sky!
Shocking!
Unparalleled shock!
The two were completely stunned. Jiang Nan really went to Suka?
No wonder he was so disheveled!
They opened the comments.
"Going alone with a nuclear bomb to die? Saving hundreds of thousands in Suka? Hua Xia is awesome! Dark Night Army is awesome! Southern God is the most awesome!"
"I'm in love! Heroes never die!"
"Hua Xia's second space user! Glorious is our great Hua Xia!"
"I fucking said it was him! @Southern God!"
"In love in love! I want to have his babies!"
"Street stall in Jiang City at night! Nuclear bomb in Suka, E Country? Damn! The strongest street stall owner in history!"
"Street stall brick-breaking Jiang Iron Head! Nuclear explosion raging man Jiang Cannon!"
Xiaotangtang: "Southern God! Dazzlingly awesome!"
Triangle Faction: "Brother Nan is awesome!"
Little Fish: "Fan fan fan! Profile is stunning!"
...
That long string of comments—you'd never reach the end even if you scrolled for a day!
The two exchanged glances, their hearts unable to calm for a long time.
In less than half a month, Jiang Nan had already gone on a mission with the Dark Night Army?
And abroad?
Saving hundreds of thousands of people? Video evidence!
Officially released!
The two rushed to Jiang Nan's room.
"Xiao Nan! Wake up! Don't sleep! You're famous!"
"Such a big thing and you didn't tell us!"
Jiang Nan woke up groggily, completely confused.
"Where am I famous? What's going on?"
Zhong Yingxue handed him the phone.
Cold sweat instantly broke out on Jiang Nan's forehead.
Holy shit!
Holy fucking shit!
How did the video on my phone end up on Weibo?
Was it that phone repair guy?
Damn it!
This has blown up so big! Am I going to end up in a court-martial?
Zhong Yingxue's eyes were red: "Xiao Nan! That was too dangerous! You almost died!"
"Don't do such dangerous things again, okay?"
"I finally found you, and I'm afraid that one day I'll lose you... I... waaah..."
As she spoke, tears fell like scattered pearls.
Xia Yao's heart ached at the sight.
Jiang Nan's heart softened. He went over and hugged Zhong Yingxue tightly, comforting her gently.
"Xuexue, don't be afraid. I'm back now, aren't I?"
"I promise, there won't be a next time!"
"Be good! Don't cry!"
"I had everything under control! Otherwise, I wouldn't have gone!"
Zhong Yingxue nodded, sobbing.
Xia Yao also kept soothing her, shooting a glare at Jiang Nan.
"Stinky Xiao Nan! Hmph!"
Those who truly care about you never think about how glorious you are outside.
They always think about whether you're eating well and sleeping well.
Jiang Nan's heart melted.
Finally, he managed to comfort Zhong Yingxue, and the two became interested, urging Jiang Nan to tell them about the Suka town mission.
Both were curious.
Jiang Nan chickened out. How could he dare to talk about it?
He borrowed Zhong Yingxue's phone to call Mountain Cat.
"Hello... Sister Mountain Cat, about the video..."
Jiang Nan's tone was timid, like a child who had done something wrong.
"Yeah, you don't need to worry. The person who posted the video has been caught. You sure caused a stir."
Jiang Nan scratched his head: "Hehe..."
"The official has already explained this. It'll be suppressed soon. Don't worry. The fault isn't yours."
"Overall, the positive impact outweighs the negative."
"Hua Xia needs heroes."
"However, your space ability is now completely exposed to everyone. Be careful of foreign agents or ill-intentioned people who might harm you."
"Do you want me to send someone to protect you?"
Jiang Nan quickly refused: "No need, no need!"
Protection?
Wouldn't that just be surveillance?
Jiang Nan didn't want that.
"Alright, teach the students well. I'll send someone to deliver the spirit beads to you when they arrive."
"You don't need to come here for now. Lay low."
"Got it!"
After hanging up, Jiang Nan felt relieved.
"Let's go, time for school!"
...
As a result, the three of them were late.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao hurried off to the classroom, while Jiang Nan found that the new first-year students were already lined up in neat rows!
Nine Dark Night Army soldiers were supervising their military posture training!
As soon as Jiang Nan arrived,
instantly, a wave of eager gazes from the new students fell on him!
Full of anticipation!
Even now, they couldn't believe it.
This person in front of them was the Suka nuclear explosion raging man!
Dark Night Army: "Southern God? Want to say a few words?"
Jiang Nan grinned and shook his head.
The new students were all disappointed, thinking Jiang Nan would teach them some skills or tricks.
But they still couldn't escape the most terrifying part of military training:
Standing at attention!
An hour later, the new students' legs were sore.
The sun was blazing hot! They were all sweating.
Jiang Nan grinned: "Everyone, attention!"
The new students got excited.
Was it time to rest?
Or were they going to teach us combat?
"Ign... Right turn!"
New students: ...
Another hour passed!
Jiang Nan: "Everyone, attention! Right turn!"
New students: ???
An hour later!
"Everyone, attention! About face!"
The new students couldn't take it anymore!
What the hell! The whole morning! Just spinning around?
Finally, someone couldn't help but ask: "Instructor Jiang, why do you keep making us turn around and around?"
The other new students also looked over.
Jiang Nan's expression turned serious: "I'm doing this for your own good!"
The students were stunned: "For our own good?"
Jiang Nan grinned: "To make sure you get an even tan on all sides!"
"So you won't end up with a half-tanned face!"
New students: !!!
What the fuck?
To make sure we get an even tan?
Mom!
Did you hear what he just said? Is that human language?
Are we roasting here? Do we need to flip over?
Might as well sprinkle some cumin while you're at it!
[From Ma Qingfeng's resentment value +666!]
[From Xu Sheng's resentment value +999!]
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"Hehe~"
Sister Mountain Cat!
I absolutely love you!
Being an instructor is so damn satisfying!