Chapter 1310: Jiang the Woodpecker? (Bonus Chapter)
At that very moment, Jiangnan suddenly felt a vine branch uncontrollably extend from his back spine!
Opening his mouth, he bit down on the vine branch in one go!
Jiangnan: ???
This… this is a wolf tail?
Oh my god!
So Big Wolfie has this habit of biting her tail when she gets nervous watching a video?
Too cute, isn't it?
...
Time ticked by second by second. Big Wolfie suddenly popped her head out from under the covers, her eyes full of excitement!
In her mouth, she was still biting her fluffy wolf tail!
Then she sneakily glanced at Zhong Yingxue in the lower bunk, giggled, and flipped over to jump onto Zhong Yingxue's bed, diving straight into her blankets!
Zhong Yingxue rubbed her sleepy eyes.
(ૢ⁼̴～ก) "Mmm… Yao Yao? What are you doing?"
Xia Yao pursed her lips!
٩(O˘³˘)۶ "Come here! A kiss~"
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Seeing Xia Yao puckering up at her, she quickly pushed her face away!
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀～˂̶́)۶ "No kiss~ Go back to sleep!"
Xia Yao giggled!
(๑ಡ3ಡ) "Come on~ I've been thinking about this for so long. We finally get to meet today. Don't you miss it?"
Zhong Yingxue's pretty face blushed bright red!
(⑉Ծ～Ծ⑉) "I… I miss Xiao Nan, not you!"
Xia Yao's eyes lit up — an opportunity!
(๑ಡωಡ) "Then imagine I'm him? Same thing!"
"Just let me get a little scent of you~"
Zhong Yingxue swallowed. Imagine… imagine Yao Yao as Xiao Nan?
At that moment, Zhong Yingxue's heart suddenly raced!
(︶～︶⑉) "No… no scent. Lan and Mila are both asleep. We'll wake them up!"
Xia Yao's eyes lit up even more — an opportunity!
(づ￣³￣)づ "Shh~ I'll be quiet! Mwah~"
...
On the other side, Jiangnan suddenly popped his head out from under the covers, no longer biting the vine branch.
Done watching the video and ready to sleep?
Just then, Jiangnan made an agile flip from the upper bunk directly down to Wu Liang's lower bunk.
He dove straight into Wu Liang's blankets!
Jiangnan: ???
Wu Liang, who hadn't been asleep, instantly jolted awake. In the darkness, four eyes met, each pair filled with intense panic!
(ll͡ʘ㉨͡ʘ)(ʘ̆ωʘ̥̆‖)
Jiangnan puckered his lips and uncontrollably aimed straight for Wu Liang's cheek!
Σ(|||ʘ̆3ʘ̥̆) "Come here! A kiss~"
Wu Liang's eyes were full of terror. He reached out a strong hand and directly blocked Jiangnan's face.
"Brother Nan? What are you doing? I mean, yeah, I said earlier that if I were a girl, I'd kiss you, but that was just talk, yo!"
"I don't actually want to kiss you!"
Jiangnan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. Big Wolfie is making a move on Xuexue?
Damn it!
But the next moment, Jiangnan raised an eyebrow, looked at Wu Liang with deep affection, and said:
(|||థ3థ) "Come on~ I've been thinking for so long. We finally meet today. Don't you miss it?"
Jiangnan: !!!
Big Wolfie never does anything good!
Wu Liang's expression turned even more terrified!
(ʘ̆(エ)ʘ̥̆‖) "I do miss it, but this really won't work, Brother Nan. Your hobbies are this broad?"
"My body and soul already belong to Miaomiao. I can't betray her!"
Jiangnan looked like he was about to cry!
(*꒦ິㅂ꒦ີ) "Then imagine I'm her! Same thing!"
Jiangnan almost coughed up blood again. How the hell is that the same?!
Wu Liang swallowed: "Huh? Imagine you're Miaomiao? Sorry, my lacking imagination really can't picture that!"
"And besides, Xiong Er is asleep! What if he hears?"
Xiong Er: (｡˘㉨˘｡)～ZZZ
"Snore~ Snore~ I'm asleep, dead asleep, can't hear anything!"
"Even if someone fires a Gatling or howitzer in the middle of the night, it wouldn't wake me up~ Snore~"
Jiangnan's face turned black!
GiaO! Xiong Er is pretending to be asleep too?
Could your sleep talk be any more deliberate?!
"Shh~ I'll be quiet—"
Before he could finish, Jiangnan teleported away in an instant, vanishing without a trace!
If he didn't leave now, something would really go wrong!
Wu Liang's big face was definitely not something he could bring himself to kiss!
Teleporting into a small grove of trees, Jiangnan hugged a big tree!
"...Da~ Mwah!"
Then Jiangnan embraced the tree and started gnawing on its rough bark like crazy!
(‼ʘ̆3ʘ̆)*⸜|Big Tree|⸝*
He had turned into a woodpecker!
While pecking the tree, he also rubbed the bark with his hand, rubbing it until bark chips fell off!
Big Wolfie! Stop that! Let Xuexue go!
I've never even kissed her like that!
But he didn't dare to stop her. Otherwise, given Xuexue's personality, if she found out he had witnessed this, she would definitely want to die!
Jiangnan didn't notice that in the woods, a pair of terrified eyes were staring at him.
Right then, Luo Jiaoyang, wearing his helmet, and Chen Daoyi were standing in front of a bush.
Luo Jiaoyang was supporting Chen Daoyi, whose limbs were paralyzed, while Chen Daoyi was relieving himself.
This was unavoidable. Chen Daoyi had eaten snake biscuits and bugged three Teletubbies, but ended up paralyzed, completely unable to take care of himself.
Even peeing required someone to support him!
Just halfway through, they saw Jiangnan teleport over and furiously peck at a tree!
The two froze!
(ଵ口ଵ◟)(⊚口⊚◟)
What… what the hell? Is it normal to run into the woods at night and mount a tree?
Luo Jiaoyang looked at him with disappointment, unable to hold back anymore. He supported Chen Daoyi and walked toward Jiangnan.
Chen Daoyi was terrified and lowered his voice urgently!
(◞ʘ̆益ʘ̥̆◟) "Hey hey hey! What are you doing? I haven't finished peeing yet! At least pull my pants up before you start talking!"
But Luo Jiaoyang ignored him and walked up to Jiangnan.
(◞･᷅◠･᷄) "Little Nan, you're at the age to get married. Why not find a wife? My daughter Tianhong is pretty good, you know?"
"This isn't a solution. If one isn't enough, you could find a few more!"
"My daughter Tianqing is also outstanding. Hey, don't just peck the tree. Listen to Grandpa!"
Chen Daoyi got anxious too!
(◞͡☉益͡☉) "Don't listen to him! Isn't my Chen Xi good? Our old Chen family has plenty of granddaughters! There's always one that suits you!"
Jiangnan almost died on the spot!
What are you two old men doing in the woods at night?!
Old Chen hasn't even pulled up his pants yet, and he's already matchmaking? Do you have to be this dedicated?
He pecks a tree, and people still see him?
Is he that unlucky?
Face black, Jiangnan teleported away instantly, shooting up into the sky and lying flat against the space barrier.
Surely no one can find him here?
He even secretly opened a space wormhole to observe the situation.
Big Wolfie fussed over Zhong Yingxue for a while, making her blush bright red, before finally climbing back into her own bed, satisfied, ready to sleep.
Just then, the half-hour control time ended, and the reverse control time kicked in. Jiangnan quickly mimicked Xia Yao's movements exactly.
He absolutely couldn't let her find out there was something wrong with the lollipop!
Jiangnan maintained that posture, planning to endure the next half hour.
But lying in bed, Xia Yao was filled with terror!
(๑︶﹏︶๑)
What's going on?
Why can't I move? I can't even open my eyes?
My mind is clear, but I can't wake up or control my body?
Is this… is this what they call ghost pressing the bed?
Is it because I've done too many bad things?
I need to go to the bathroom! I can't hold it any longer!
...
At that moment, in the void of a substation in the Snow Country, Ruiya, her face full of pain, was absorbing energy.
Half the city had fallen into a blackout. Her severed arm was slowly growing back as she absorbed energy.
Then Ruishen's figure emerged from the void.
"Damn Jiangnan! He cut off your arm? I will make him pay!"
Ruiya was full of resentment, but recalling that operation, she couldn't help worrying: "Should… should we wait until the Holy Envoy returns to handle this?"
"Jiangnan's side won't be easy to break through."
Ruishen's face darkened: "I told you, leave it to me. I have my own arrangements."
"The Holy Envoy is busy with the No Moon Plan. Once it succeeds, our great cause will be accomplished!"
"Jiangnan must die. Someone like him living will only obstruct the Holy Star's grand endeavor."
Ruiya frowned: "But what about the Origin Stones in Baldr's and Odin's hands?"
At the mention of those two, even Ruishen's expression turned grim.
"Odin has always been at odds with the Holy Star. Let's ignore him for now. The piece Baldr holds is not small either, but as far as I know, his stance isn't that firm..."
...
The next morning, Jiangnan received a notice from above.
It said that people from the International Spirit Martial Alliance had arrived in Huaxia and were preparing to hold an award ceremony for Jiangnan in Kyoto.
But Yang Jian declined. Jiangnan's identity was too sensitive now, and Kyoto was absolutely out of the question.
So they settled on Coconut City in Hai Province for the medal ceremony.
The military vehicle sent to pick him up had been waiting for a long time, but Jiangnan was late.
No one knew what Jiangnan had been sneaking around doing.
He didn't show up until after eight o'clock, finally arriving with Lan.
(๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "Let's go! Head out to collect our little medal!"