Chapter 1293: If the World Had No Lies
Pioneer Academy erupted with earth-shaking cheers. Everyone in the classroom raised their hands high and howled loudly!
Wu Liang excitedly wrapped his arm around Xiong Er's neck!
(͡°(エ)͡°)ิ◕㉨◕ิ)
"Hahaha! See that? Even the meteor shower got blown to bits! Brother Nan is awesome!"
Xiong Er slammed the table: "This is like a little cow doing a handstand! Awesome beyond compare!"
Guan Hu next to them had a dark face. Now spirit beasts not only talk, but even know two-part allegorical sayings?
They're not learning anything good these days, are they?
Xia Yao was beaming with pride at this moment!
(งᵒ̌ヮᵒ̌)ง "Ahhh~ That was so cool! Little Nan is the best! When you come back, I'll kiss you to death!"
Zhong Yingxue let out a long breath. Her hands were trembling from excessive excitement!
(∗❛ั◡❛ั) "He really is handsome! I have to work even harder!"
Xiao Chuihuo stared blankly at the big screen, the shock in his eyes still not fading!
Using human strength to outsmart fate by half meant a breakthrough for humanity in a certain sense!
Jiangnan was embodying the spirit of a pioneer through his actions!
Needless to say—
This kid really brought them glory, huh?
Zhao Dezhu grinned: (◞⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "With everything settled, after handling things over there, Jiangnan should be coming back soon, right?"
The smile that had just been on Xiao Chuihuo's face froze instantly!
(◞‸◟) "Can we talk about something happy?"
...
At this moment, Jiangnan was still frantically scraping up meteorite fragments in the sea, calling for everyone to pick them too!
After searching for a long time, he didn't find any Origin Stone contained in the meteorites!
Strange!
Just as he was puzzled, Jiangnan's body suddenly stiffened!
He directly lay flat on the sea surface in a "big" shape, motionless!
At the same time, the heavily injured Leviathan also lay motionless on the sea surface in the same pose, still sleeping!
Jiangnan: !!!
No way! The syncing time is up?
Now the Red Sun is starting to sync with the Blue Moon?
Fortunately, the side effects of Leviathan's cookie haven't worn off yet, or else I'd be doomed!
Meanwhile, the others who had been searching in the sea found no Origin Stone in the meteorite fragments!
Not even one!
They went directly crazy. Was Jiangnan lying to them?
So they all ran to Jiangnan's side, eyes turning red!
Odin glared: (ꐦಠ益ಠ) "You said there would be Origin Stones in the meteorites! You tricked us into stopping the meteor shower, and there's nothing! All for nothing?"
Bruce got anxious: (ꐦ｀益´) "Speak! Don't play dead! You were the most eager when we were looking for fragments just now! Why aren't you talking now?"
Pang Badi gritted his teeth: "We can't work for nothing. If there are no Origin Stones in the meteorites, you'll have to share that half block of yours with us!"
"Speak! Why don't you say something?"
Jiangnan: !!!
I really want to talk too, but the conditions don't allow it!
Seeing Jiangnan being threatened by everyone, Mi Ye quickly ran over, picked him up, and held him protectively in her arms!
Jiangnan closed his eyes, looking peaceful, as if he had already passed away!
(｡˘◠˘｡)
"Don't pressure him. Can't you see he's tired? It's not like he said he wouldn't give it."
Jiangnan: (｡˘ж˘｡) "Mmmph... mmmph!"
Unable to move, Jiangnan just kept humming.
Jiang Ning frowned. A glimmer of Bose light flickered on her body as she landed on Jiangnan's forehead, reading his brainwaves!
"He'll give it. It's just a bit inconvenient right now. I, Jiangnan, always keep my word. I'll give it to you when I'm convenient. Jiangnan said."
Jiangnan: (｡˘.̫˘｡) "Mmmph!"
Everyone looked at Jiang Ning in shock. How did she understand what he was saying?
Can Bose bodies even do something like that?
Pang Badi turned his head and spat onto the sea!
๛(乛ε乛ꐦ) "Hmph~ I spit! Give it when you're convenient? You'll probably never be convenient in this lifetime! Give it now! Otherwise, this isn't over!"
Bruce and Tolu and the others started chiming in!
"That's right, that's right! A man of Han, his word is his bond! Fulfill your promise now! Otherwise..."
Mi Ye squinted: (ꐦ‾́～‾́) "Otherwise what? Want to fight again? Think I'm afraid of you?"
The corner of Jiang Ning's mouth twitched slightly, and a trace of arrogance squeezed onto her pretty face!
(๑･᷄৺･᷅) "Jiangnan says: Just wait if I tell you to wait! The stuff is on me, so I call the shots! All that nonsense?"
"Sister Jiang Ning, make your expression more arrogant, or else they won't be scared!"
Jiangnan: ???
Don't say that last part out loud too!
That was what I told you!
Everyone's faces darkened. Is this translation really that direct?
Odin squinted: "Hmph! Fine, we'll wait. Let's see what tricks you can pull!"
In an instant, a group of big shots just sat on the sea, waiting for Jiangnan to hand out the treasure!
Time ticked by, second after second. More than ten big shots present just waited there!
It was already abnormal for so many big shots from different factions to sit peacefully without fighting!
The atmosphere on site was extremely strange!
Bored with the wait, everyone started watching Miyazaki and Lance!
Those two were still kowtowing! Fighting so fiercely didn't affect them at all!
The bored Odin and Bruce directly started counting the headbutts!
One headbutt, two headbutts... 108 headbutts...
Meanwhile, Pang Badi's mind was active!
(๑◔◞.̫.̫◟◔ิ)
He had his eye on the sleeping Leviathan!
Now that Leviathan was heavily injured and asleep, its strength was less than one-tenth. If he could take the opportunity to subdue it as a spirit pet?
Hehehe~
While thinking, he started moving toward Leviathan!
On Jiangnan's side, everyone was worriedly watching him, not knowing what was wrong!
Only Qian Benying understood clearly. She guessed Jiangnan was synced with Leviathan and couldn't move!
Mi Ye, holding Jiangnan, looked at the "sleeping" Jiangnan and couldn't help swallowing her saliva!
It had been a long time since she tasted his flavor!
A small sip; Jiangnan probably wouldn't mind, right?
Recalling the taste of Lanlan, it was truly irresistible. Just thinking about it made Mi Ye unable to hold back anymore!
Mi Ye licked her lips!
(。ớ₃ờ) "I'm just tempted by his flavor, so I want to take a small taste first. I'll use the excuse of helping Jiangnan check for brain contusions."
"That way, no one will suspect my motives. The queen's face will be preserved. Let's do it like this."
As she spoke, she lowered her head toward Jiangnan's neck!
(O˘³˘)(｡˘~˘｡)
Qian Benying: ???
Jiang Ning: (ꐦ⌒_⌒)
Hey, hey, hey, Miss Perverted Queen!
You've already blurted out your real motive and excuse!
You've lost all your face already!
You're just craving his body, aren't you?
Is this the truth-telling effect of the Large Green Stick?
Luo Jiaoyang gritted his teeth!
(◞꒦ິ益꒦ີ◟) "Granddaughter, it's all Grandpa's fault for being useless. I can't beat this woman. I can only watch my grandson-in-law get sucked on. This is really..."
Meanwhile, Pang Badi had already sneaked up to Leviathan!
Just then, Leviathan instinctively opened its eyes and began inhaling wildly!
18×☄⧸⎩⎠⎞͏༼¤ε¤ꐦ༽⎛͏⎝⎭⧹
"Ah cha cha cha cha..." ×18!
A series of 18 nuclear sneezes blasted out continuously, flames shooting to the sky like thunder!
They directly hit the defenseless Pang Badi!
Blasting him flying!
At the same time, just as Mi Ye lowered her head to take a sip, Jiangnan's eyes suddenly bulged open!
"Ah-choo ch-ch-choo..." ×18
(O˘³˘)☄(ʘ̆εʘ̥̆‖)՞
A series of uncontrollable sneezes shot out, all landing on Mi Ye's face!
Except Jiangnan's weren't nuclear sneezes—just ordinary ones with spit, watery and drizzly!
At this moment, Jiangnan turned into a human humidifier! All 18 shots hit!
Mi Ye's motion of leaning in to suck froze!
Her hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, and snow-white face were all covered with crystal-clear "little dewdrops"!
All Jiangnan's handiwork!
Mi Ye was completely stunned by the 18 consecutive sneezes. Two veins bulged on her forehead!
(‧̣̥̇ꐦ‧̣̥̇͡’‸͡’‧̣̥̇ꐦ‧̣̥̇)
[From Mi Ye: Resentment value +1001!]
[From Mi Ye...]
I was just going for a tiny sip, and you spray me with sneezes?
So dirty!
Are you that reluctant?
"You're done for!"
Mi Ye raised her little fist, aiming it straight at Jiangnan's face, but it suddenly stopped!
Then her hand reached down to the soft flesh on Jiangnan's waist and twisted hard!
Jiangnan: !!!
Jiang Ning: (≖‸≖O) "Jiangnan says: It wasn't me! Stop pinching! I was forced! Ahhh, it hurts! (Recited with zero emotion)"
"But actually it doesn't hurt at all. The Green Stick's effect is still working. I'm just saying this to try to arouse the bad sister's pity!"
"Hehe, I'm such a little genius!"
At this point, Jiang Ning had turned into a completely emotionless translation machine!
Jiangnan: !!!
Don't translate the inner thoughts that come after too!
Is Sister Jiang Ning jealous because the bad sister is holding me?
Is that why she's translating like this?
Mi Ye smiled: (ᵔ◡ᵔꐦ) "Oh, you're such a genius, huh? I'll show you genius!"
As she spoke, she raised her little fist and pounded Jiangnan's eye socket!
She was reluctant to hit him before!
Now? Even two hits wouldn't be satisfying!
Odin was egging her on from the side!
(งᵒ̌╰╯ᵒ̌)ง "Hit him! Hit him a few more times! That's it! Use a little more force!"
Watching his good big brother get beaten—why am I so happy about this?
And Leviathan, after blasting 18 nuclear sneezes and sending itself flying far away, lay weakly on the sea too. Its previously ten-thousand-meter body, in full view of everyone, shrank to just ten meters!
The cookie effect had clearly worn off!
Even after shrinking a hundredfold, the originally kilometer-sized Leviathan still had a considerable size!
But Pang Badi, whose whole body was charred black from the explosion, was overjoyed!
Just as I expected!
Leviathan had exhausted everything, even its body size had shrunk so much!
It couldn't possibly be a match for me!
Now I can easily beat it into submission and then tame it!
A top-tier spirit pet would be mine!
Thinking this, Pang Badi was thrilled. He took out a pre-prepared small cookie and stuffed it into his mouth!
He had bought this sheep cookie at an auction for a high price!
Now it's finally time to use it!
To avoid being attacked by another nuclear sneeze, this time Pang Badi chose to sneak up on Leviathan from behind...