Chapter 1264: Call Me Daddy~

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Chapter 1264: Call Me Daddy~

The shattered space completely protected Jiangnan's Spiritual Pattern Curse Pillar from all directions!
If anyone wanted to force their way through, they'd have to be okay with losing an arm!
And Merlin wasn't idle either!
"Electric Net!"
Infinite electric currents surged out of Merlin's body, interweaving into a blue electric net outside the curse pillar!
The seawater was vaporized and boiled by the electricity!
With two layers of protection, Pang Badi and the others, busy dodging energy beams, didn't dare get close!
The longer this curse array lasted, the more casualties their side would suffer!
No matter how hard they bombarded it, the energy wall showed no sign of cracking!
All the Dao Heaven experts were cursing like crazy!
Jiangnan grinned brilliantly.
(ૢ⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "You guys stay here for now, I'm going out for a stroll."
With that, he teleported out of the golden light sphere and headed straight for the black stone pillar!
Craig and Merlin's eyes almost popped out!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇(Ŏ꒨Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
Holy crap!
There were five Dao Heaven experts outside who wanted to tear him apart, and instead of hiding inside, he was going out for a stroll?
Did he think he wasn't living long enough?
"Don't go out! Come back!"
But it was too late!
Taking advantage of the moment, Jiangnan had already reached the black stone pillar!
His eyes bulged wide!
"Soul Imprint! Activate!"
A full 1.3 billion skill points instantly dropped by 10 million!
(ꐦ✪~✪ꐦ)
Jiangnan's pitch-black eyes suddenly became incredibly deep, as if they contained a sea of stars!
He began frantically imprinting the content of the curse patterns on the black stone pillar!
This Massacre Curse Array was so useful; Jiangnan had no intention of letting it go!
With his current total spiritual power, although he couldn't condense a full Massacre Curse Array, it was only enough to form one curse pillar!
But there would always be a time to use it later; he couldn't afford to miss this!
While imprinting, he didn't forget to stuff durian into his mouth!
The terrifying energy beams continuously struck Jiangnan's Vendor Cloth "cloak"!
They were all blocked by the Vendor Cloth, and Jiangnan was completely fine!
Craig's eyes almost burst out! The energy beam that had blasted him until he coughed blood—how was Jiangnan withstanding it?
I want to report! Someone is cheating!
Qian Benying's scalp went numb! What kind of look is that, anyway?
Eating durian while wearing a cloak! Durian is completely free!
So you're the Durian Cloak Knight?
Outside, Dao Heaven experts were rampaging, and you ran over to the stone pillars to do what?
Pang Badi and the others were already in a mess from the energy beams!
"Don't bother with the curse pillars! Hit the stone pillars! There are 11 left! They can't protect them all! Hurry!"
The barbarian Toru's eyes gleamed with astonishing light!
"Atavism • Titan!"
His already extremely sturdy body swelled again, growing to three meters tall!
His spine bulged, piercing through the skin! His two lower canine teeth elongated, protruding outward like wild boar tusks!
His entire body transformed into a terrifying muscle monster!
"War Ode!"
A crimson light shone on his body, coming from the spiritual skill of the War Giant Rhino!
"Reinforce • Qilin Arm!"
His right arm swelled again, and yellow scales emerged on his skin!
Putting all his strength into it, he slammed his fist violently toward one of the black stone pillars!
"Boom!"
The entire magma lake trembled with the impact! The seawater exploded, forming a hollow bubble several kilometers in diameter, pressing outward in all directions!
It showed just how terrifying the power of Toru's punch was; even space was slightly distorted!
Some output-type fighters with poor physical constitutions were directly crushed into meat patties by the seawater!
"Rumble!"
The blasted seawater rushed back due to water pressure!
Toru looked at his bloody, mangled fist in shock!
(ꐦರ┏口┓ರ)凸୨
"What the hell is this? So hard?"
I can level a mountain with this punch, and the black stone pillar is completely unharmed?
"Clang! Clang! Clang!"
Six metallic sounds rang out! Lance's Black Radiance Great Sword had even been chipped, yet it still couldn't damage the black stone pillar!
Pang Badi's eyes widened!
(ꐦ⊙益☉ꐦ) "How is that possible! Jiangnan broke it with one hit back then! Did you guys not have breakfast this morning?"
"Did you even use any strength?"
Toru was knocked flying by several energy beams, his eyes blazing with rage: "If you're so good, you do it!"
Andy roared in fury: "If I can't break it, I'll pull it out!"
He directly transformed into a black King Kong with a body over a hundred meters long!
Hugging the pillar, he pulled wildly, roaring at the sky!
But the black stone pillar remained unmoving!
"First-level Frenzy! Roar~"
Andy's fur turned golden, and visible energy like burning flames burst out of his body!
༼-`(ꐦง˃᷄口˂᷅ꐦ)ง´-༽
Jiangnan, who was imprinting, glanced over and nearly went blind!
(•'口'•۶)۶ "Sigh~ you can turn into a Super Saiyan too? Awesome, awesome!"
Andy was completely enraged! Why still can't pull it out?
"Second-level Frenzy! Roar~"
༼-`-`(ꐦงʘ̆口ʘ̆ꐦ)ง´-´-༽
His fur turned from golden to sky blue, and his body was a size bigger than before!
Even his energy cloak became more terrifying, actually pushing the seawater aside!
Jiangnan's eyes widened: "Damn! Blue Super? That works too?"
This is like a heifer sitting on a chainsaw! Extremely awesome!
But it was still useless! He couldn't pull it out at all!
Jiangnan was even thinking about whether he should catch Andy and take him back for Uncle Li to study!
Maybe they could come up with a Saiyan transformation technique?
No, no! Can't get distracted!
10 million points only buy 30 seconds of imprinting! Can't waste it!
Five Dao Heaven experts, and they still couldn't move the black stone pillar!
Pang Badi stared fiercely at Jiangnan!
"Kill Jiangnan for me! The curse array isolates the outside space! He can't get out either!"
"Kill him, and the curse pillar breaks! If you can't kill him, force him to open the curse array! That works too! Go!"
Seeing they couldn't damage the black stone pillar, everyone charged at Jiangnan!
In an instant, five Dao Heaven experts and several Star Glory experts launched a siege against Jiangnan!
But Jiangnan remained unmoved, still circling to imprint the curse array!
Craig was frantic: "Run! Hurry up and run!"
Qian Benying was so scared she covered her face and didn't dare look!
Seeing everyone rushing at him!
Jiangnan, wrapped in the Vendor Cloth, at the critical moment, completed the imprinting of one black stone pillar!
He teleported directly to another black stone pillar!
"Tch! Chase him! Hmm? What's this pile of big diamonds? And hand gre—"
"Boom, boom, boom..."
The Diamond Giant Durian and Dance Bombs that Jiangnan had left behind exploded!
Golden pulp mixed with colorful electric currents engulfed an area hundreds of meters in radius!
Catching several people who were too slow to dodge!
In an instant, a intoxicating fragrance spread through the seawater!
The effect of the Dance Bomb kicked in! Even Dao Heaven experts were forced to dance for three seconds!
Bruce held his trident high toward the sky, slightly tilting his head!
One hand pinching a lotus finger, his hips lifted high, wiggling in small steps!
٩(ꐦథ皿థ)۶ψ
He even sang: "Blood petals flutter~ Evil wind whistles!"
"Under the sea~ a stretch of desolation~ ugh~"
His eyes were full of terror! Why am I dancing uncontrollably!
And what is this thing? It stinks to the heavens!
He immediately vomited, and the unknown substance mixed with durian pulp flowed straight toward Toru!
Toru cursed loudly!
(๑꒦ິ┏ཀ┓꒦ີ) "Don't vomit toward me! This stuff burns my eyes! Ugh~"
While cursing, he did the moonwalk to dodge the vomit!
And Andy started stepping to the beat!
Raising his hand!
٩(ꐦʘ̆⊖ʘ̆ꐦ)و "One! Two! Three! Let's go~"
Then he wildly beat his chest with both hands, jumping up and down in place!
୧ᯅ(ꐦథ⊖థꐦ)ᯅ୨
"Roar~ Roar~ Roar~ Roar~"
"Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~"
"Call me daddy~ Call me daddy~ Call me daddy woo-hoo~"
"Mom, you mom! Mom, mom, mom~"
Jiangnan: ???
Andy, what is this? A gorilla dance?
Can you be any more accurate? It took humans three million years to evolve from apes!
And you devolved back to a gorilla with just one Dance Bomb?
Andy's face turned purple! I, a dignified Dao Heaven-level expert, Skull Island handsome guy, Black King Kong Andy, have lost all face!
[From Andy's Resentment Points +1000!]
[From Bruce...]
[From Toru...]
Jiangnan also started a scallion-twirling dance! Even so, he didn't stop his Soul Imprint!
As long as someone else is more embarrassing than me, then I'm not embarrassing!
Even so, Jiangnan didn't stop his output! His small whip extended behind him, frantically throwing durians at them!
He threw until they became blurs!
In no time, the seawater inside the protective barrier was dyed yellow!
They were still dancing, but the energy beams didn't let up! Over a dozen concentrated strikes directly blasted them away!
Meanwhile, the cameramen outside the barrier were laughing their asses off!
They had captured something great!
Several Dao Heaven-level big shots dancing under the sea, partying on a grave to mourn the thousands of subordinates who had died!
This spirit was truly touching!
Although they couldn't see the livestream screen underwater, it was easy to imagine the barrage must have gone absolutely wild!
Pang Badi's face turned white! He had narrowly avoided being caught in that colorful electric current!
He was only one step away from social death!
Seeing the cameramen still filming from outside the barrier, Andy and Toru's faces darkened!
They wished they could kill Jiangnan!
Bruce roared at the sky: "Jiangnan! I..."
Jiangnan raised his hand and pulled out another handful of Dance Bombs, throwing them over!
(๑¯ิε¯ิ๑)つ⌒☻~*×N
"Go play by yourselves! Don't bother me with my business!"
The others frantically dodged the range of the bomb light!
Pang Badi cursed: "Forget Jiangnan! Focus on destroying the stone pillars!"
"Hitting him leads to social death! At least the stone pillars don't fight back! There are people filming outside!"
Toru fumed: "But the stone pillars are extremely hard! We've already tried! We can't damage them! So how do we fight?"
And they had to keep dodging energy beams! They were going crazy!
Pang Badi gritted his teeth: "Leave it to me!"
With that, he stepped forward and slapped the black stone pillar!
"Matter Mimicry!"
Pang Badi directly transformed into the same material as the black stone pillar!
"Super • Hardening!"
After hardening, Pang Badi's color became even darker!
He raised his hands above his head, then pressed them together! His body was rigidly straight!
"Hurry up! Drive me in! Quick!"
Andy's eyes lit up! Damn! Boss Pang is good at this? A human-shaped steel nail?
He casually grabbed Pang Badi and aimed him at the base of the black stone pillar!
"I'm holding him! Who's driving?"
Toru's eyes were bloodshot as he raised his fist, the size of a rice cooker!
"I'll do it!"