# Chapter 118: I'm So Done
But looking at the diamond baby dangling around Andrei's neck!
Jiangnan couldn't help but get distracted!
Everyone's gaze at Andrei was weird!
Andrei was completely satisfied. He stood up and said loudly, "Then it's settled!"
"The nuclear warhead belongs to the Bald Head Gang!"
"As for the other families! Even if the deal didn't go through, there's still goodwill!"
"We might have chances to cooperate in the future!"
"Come! Bring the drinks!"
Everyone stood up with him!
The leaders of the several families couldn't help but glance at Jiangnan!
Some were gloating, some showed cold smiles, some were as cold as venomous snakes!
An Ning and Chen Chen knew!
Now, the real battle was about to begin!
Several shabbily dressed dancing girls came over carrying prepared depth charges!
They placed them on the table one by one.
Suddenly, the blonde dancing girl walking toward Jiangnan stumbled!
Her high heel broke!
Panicked, she instinctively grabbed at whatever was nearby!
And directly grabbed Jiangnan's pants!
"Rip!"
Jiangnan froze solid!
A whole glass of wine spilled all over him!
He was soaking wet!
Spilling wine wasn't a big deal!
But the problem was...
The fallen dancing girl had also pulled down Jiangnan's pants!
Jiangnan: !!!
Everyone was stunned for a moment.
Holy crap?
Flower-print shorts?
With a cartoon pattern on the front?
An Ning and Su Rui were stunned for a second, then barely held back their laughter!
No way!
Did the Southern God have such a childlike heart?
Those flower-print shorts were definitely eye-catching!
You're so scandalous!
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And Katerina still hadn't recovered from the diamond baby!
She glanced down at Jiangnan's cartoon flower-print shorts and burst out laughing!
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The dancing girl looked flustered: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!"
She never imagined that delivering a drink would result in pulling down Jiangnan's pants!
Jiangnan: ...
So awkward!
This was too sudden!
Totally caught off guard!
He silently pulled up his pants. Yeah, stay calm!
As long as I'm not embarrassed!
Then the embarrassment is yours!
Andrei was also stunned for a moment, but he was an old hand in the game: "Sorry about that, brother!"
"Hope you weren't too shocked!"
"Have another drink!"
A second drink was immediately brought up, and everyone raised their glasses.
Of course! Someone as cunning as Jiangnan definitely wouldn't drink it!
Who knew what weird stuff Andrei might have put in the wine!
He opened a spatial wormhole! And the other end?
It was perfectly directed at Wei Changsheng's mouth!
Jiangnan was chugging away!
Meanwhile, Wei Changsheng's eyes widened!
Holy crap?
This amount is off!
It's a bit too much!
Screw it, just drink!
Jiangnan snickered secretly!
Just then, they heard a "crack"!
Accompanied by the dancing girl's sharp scream!
The steel pole standing in the middle of the dance floor broke off from the ceiling!
It came crashing down!
"Clang!"
A crisp sound!
One end of the steel pole hit Jiangnan directly on the head!
Jiangnan: !!!
He was in the middle of drinking and shuddered!
The wine splashed all over his face!
"Cough~ hmm! Cough cough!"
Jiangnan covered his nose and coughed violently, tears streaming from the choking!
His head was also buzzing from the steel pole hit!
What the fork?
What's happening?
A steel pole breaks and hits me on the head?
What kind of luck is this?
And choking on wine while drinking!
Jiangnan rubbed his head!
What the hell is going on?
Was he being punished for all the bad deeds he'd done?
No way!
This world is beautiful for good-looking people!
Why was he so unlucky today?
Unlucky?
Wait a minute?
He had just eaten a Lucky Little Cherry!
The effect had just worn off!
Could the side effect be... bad luck?
Thinking of this, Jiangnan's face filled with terror!
A cold breeze ran down his back!
Holy crap!
Is this thing really that much of a cheat?
The luckier you were before, the unluckier you'd be after?
I freaking...
Katerina: "Bwahahaha!"
She was already laughing so hard she had no strength left!
The team members were also holding back their laughter; it was rare to see Jiangnan in such an awkward situation!
For some reason...
Wasn't this a bit satisfying?
The leaders of the several families were also dumbfounded!
How black could his face be?
A falling steel pole hitting him on the head?
Like knocking on a wooden fish?
Andrei coughed lightly: "Well, that's about it. Let's part ways amicably!"
"Please don't linger too long in Suka Town!"
"It's not good for anyone. As for Brother Jiangnan!"
"I'll arrange a time to take you to see the goods. Wait for my notice!"
Jiangnan waved his hand: "OK!"
Right now, his mind was nowhere near the nuclear warhead!
He was panicked!
Feeling scared!
Looking around, he felt like everything was trying to harm him!
All Jiangnan wanted now was to get back to the hotel!
The group left the bar!
The deal had gone smoothly, and everyone was happy!
Except Jiangnan, who was paranoid, looking left and right every now and then!
An Ning asked suspiciously, "What's wrong? Someone following us?"
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva: "No..."
Katerina laughed: "Just now in the roulette game, did you use up all your luck?"
"You've been so unlucky since just now!"
"Haha!"
An Ning couldn't hold back her laughter: "Serves you right! For always messing with us!"
Jiangnan glared: "I gave you all foot massages for nothing, huh?"
"You ungrateful..."
"Ah! Damn it!"
As he was talking, Jiangnan felt himself trip on the curb!
His body suddenly lost balance!
And pitched forward!
Falling flat on the ground out of nowhere?
In a panic, Jiangnan reached out to catch himself!
He looked down!
Dammit!
A pile of dog crap as big as a rice bowl?
That big?
What kind of dog left that?
Seeing his hand about to land right in the dog crap!
No way!
Watch me teleport!
With a flicker, Jiangnan appeared 30 meters away!
"Whew~"
"Finally..."
"Clang!"
Another crisp sound! The newly teleported Jiangnan crashed straight into a lamppost!
"Damn!"
Jiangnan crouched down, covering his nose!
His composure was shattered!
Screw his second uncle! Why was he so unlucky?
Was he going to stay unlucky like this forever?
"Southern God! Southern God!"
"Above! Look above!"
Jiangnan: ???
"What about above?"
Jiangnan looked up!
Too late!
The lamppost cover fell off and smacked Jiangnan right in the face!
Jiangnan: "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"
Is this an endless combo?
Why does it have to be me?
Jiangnan exploded right there!
The team members looked at Jiangnan as if they'd seen a ghost!
So unlucky?
Holy crap! Was bad luck contagious?
They all quickly moved far away from Jiangnan!
Jiangnan looked aggrieved: "Beautiful babe! Beautiful babe, don't go!"
"Come protect me!"
"I'm afraid I won't make it back to the hotel alive!"
Katerina said with disgust: "Stay away from me!"
"Bad luck is contagious!"
Jiangnan hurriedly reached out to grab Katerina's back!
"Beautiful babe! Wait..."
This grab!
Not only did Jiangnan freeze!
Katerina also stiffened!
Everyone was stunned!
Jiangnan's hand had directly hooked onto the back clasp of Katerina's vest through her clothes!
And pulled it way out!
Jiangnan: "Uh..."
In his daze, he let go!
"Snap!"
The elastic of the vest snapped back, hitting Katerina's back!
Making a sharp sound!
"Ah!!!"
Katerina covered her chest, face flushed with shame and anger!
She instinctively spun and kicked!
Jiangnan was sent flying!
Spinning 30 meters through the air!
He crashed through a cement wall!
Completely buried underneath!
Jiangnan looked utterly defeated: "I'm so done with this!"
*Sob sob sob*!!!