Chapter 1223: You'll Regret Not Sucking One

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Chapter 1223: You'll Regret Not Sucking One

Tianbao Venue!
In the parking lot outside, rows of luxury cars were parked!
Many nobles, royalty, and tycoons of the Fish Nation were already present, along with many princes and princesses!
And Hai Di was already waiting eagerly at the entrance with Luo Bei'er Te and Hai Se Lin.

Just then, the roar of engines echoed from the sky!
A fleet of Dandelion supercars led by Jiangnan descended from the sky, drawing exclamations from the crowd!
Many young masters and princes were frantically refreshing their resentment values—those were our cars, dammit!

The moment they landed, Hai Di immediately rushed over.
˚*̥(∗*⁰͈ヮ⁰͈) "I thought Brother Jiangnan wasn't coming. Wow~ Whose little treasure is this? So cute~"
Hai Di crouched down, about to pinch Lan's cheek.
Scared, Lan hid behind Jiangnan, poking out half her head, eyes full of vigilance.
|˛•'~'•。)
"I… I am Brother Jiangnan's treasure!"

Hai Di: ???
What?
(*゚口゚) "J… Brother Jiangnan? You already have a child?"

Jiangnan put his hand on his forehead. "She's Lan, my younger sister. Here to have fun. This is…"
Hai Di was stunned. Brother Jiangnan has a younger sister? Jiang Lan?

Jiangnan's gaze fell on Hai Se Lin!
Hai Se Lin was wearing a qipao, a black eyepatch, and was fanning herself with a cherry blossom fan.
"Giggle~ I'm Hai Se Lin, nice to meet you, please take care of me~"

Ai Ma's eyes widened, face full of shock.
ᥬ(ノ)꒪ᗜ꒪(ヾ)᭄
"S-she's so open? Hai Se Lin is quite sexy!"

Dai Meng from the side also walked over with members of the Black Demon Group, full of enthusiasm, just about to greet!
Then they saw a group of people on the street carrying a sports car and running over, drawing many onlookers.
"F*ck? Where did these people come from? They have a car but won't drive it? Carrying it? Not an idiot?"
"I've seen people in cars, but I've never seen cars carried by people! Do they treasure it that much?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, probably rented a car to save face, scared of scratching it so they carry it? Lol~"

Tuna went crazy on hearing that!
"Jiangnan! Are you looking for death?"
With that, he exerted force with his hand and threw the Pagani heavily towards Jiangnan.

But Jiangnan didn't move at all. Yao Hong's eyes glowed crimson as she looked at the Pagani!
In an instant, the entire car was completely petrified!
Ai Ma charged forward in one stride, drew her greatsword, and slashed fiercely!
"Bang!"
The entire car was chopped into rubble!

Yuna beside had already drawn her blade, blocking in front of Jiangnan!
Jiangnan curled his lip: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "What? Want to fight me? Come on! Fight! Try it?"
"A mere Star Glory Two trash, you're a bit full of yourself, right?"

Just as he finished, Luo Bei'er Te and Hai Se Lin stepped forward, eyes cold!
Many people in the venue focused their gazes, eyes gleaming!
Oh? Going to fight?

Tuna's mouth twitched. He came to participate in the auction and didn't bring many strong fighters!
Looking at Jiangnan's side, they had two Star Glorys alone, plus a bunch of thugs...
His people seemed a bit inadequate.

[From Bruce Tuna's resentment value +1000!]
"Don't be too arrogant! Think no one can deal with you? Do you know who my dad is?"

Jiangnan blackened his face. Again?
(乛д乛ꐦ) "Is daddy-comparing your family business? Hurry up, name your dad! If I'm in a good mood, I'll give you a discount!"

Tuna squinted: (ꐦ눈皿눈) "Sea God! Bruce Fisch! My dad is..."

Jiangnan: (⑉ԾกԾ) "Pfft~ Your dad is that old man who spears fish? I've scolded your dad until he vomited blood!"

Tuna: ???
His eyes were ferocious, he was furious!
(͡ಠ益͡ಠ) "Your dad is the one who spears fish! He is the Sea God! A Dao Heaven of Mi Guo! He..."
Jiangnan: (乛ε乛⁎) "I've scolded your dad until he vomited blood!"
"You're lying! My dad is the king of the sea, he is..."
(・᷄ὢ・᷅) "I've scolded your dad until he vomited blood!"
[From Tuna's resentment value +1000!]
"Ahhh~ Damn it! Are you a repeater?"

Tuna's spiritual energy surged, eyes wild!
Just then, Hai Di stepped forward, eyes narrowed.
(ꐦ≖~≖) "This is the Fish Nation's capital. I don't care where you come from or what background you have!"
"Here, you have to abide by the Fish Nation's rules! In the Fish Nation capital, attacking Hua Xia's Tribulation Commissioner... do you understand the consequences of such an action?"
After speaking, Hai Di's cheeks reddened. Damn, she almost slipped up!

Tuna's expression stiffened, a trace of wariness appearing in his eyes.
"Fine! Very good! I'll remember you!"
After dropping this unsubstantial nonsense, Tuna led his people into the venue.

Jiangnan grinned. "Hai Di is quite something now, you've got the vibe of a crown prince~"
Hai Di's face reddened even more at Jiangnan's compliment.
The group also headed into the venue.

No one noticed three people hiding in the crowd!
In the middle of summer, the leader wore a beige trench coat and a peaked cap!
Face covered tightly with sunglasses and a mask!
(*͡■‸■͡*)
Beside them stood a person in a baseball jersey and baseball cap!
Pot-bellied, with a fake beard stuck on his face!
(๑◔෴◔ิ๑)

"Sakura-chan, is this disguise really reliable? Should we find someone with a disguise spiritual skill to follow?"
Qian Benying glared. "What do you know? What if we encounter a spirit-binding situation? That would expose us! This kind of realistic disguise is the most reliable!"
"With so many people participating in the auction, he definitely won't recognize us. Be careful not to let the pillow fall out of your clothes!"
Liu Hua nodded. "Sakura-chan, rest assured! Everything is under control!"
Qian Benying urged, "Hurry, hurry! Get in, he's bringing people over!"

Seeing Jiangnan's group heading into the venue, Qian Benying quickly led the masked Miyazaki into the venue!
Since entering the Fish Nation, Qian Benying hadn't dared use any of her abilities, afraid of detecting spatial fluctuations!
Buy the spirit beads and leave, no lingering!

……
The center of Tianbao Venue was a circular auction hall, similar to an MMA match venue structure!
Around the perimeter were guest seats, and the center was a square auction stage!
Everyone who just entered was bewildered!
Because the entire auction venue was cut in half, what's going on?

Jiangnan wasn't surprised at all!
Dandelion, as a goods supplier, naturally got the best front-row seats!
They had a dedicated area set aside!
Not at all crowded!

Jiangnan and his group took their seats, still in the entry phase!
Tuna and his people sat in the middle of the audience, glaring at Jiangnan with hatred!
Qian Benying and her two companions hid in the far corner, pulling down their hat brims!
They didn't dare look at Jiangnan's group at all, afraid of being noticed!
'I'm just a nobody, don't find me!'

Jiangnan observed the crowd!
Many were wearing masks, hiding their level and identity!
After all, at auctions, revealing identity can sometimes be troublesome.
As time passed, Craig and Mei Lin also arrived!
With two Dao Heavens entering, the venue quieted down considerably.

The two came for bidding as well as supervising the Hundred Flowers Grand Auction!
After all, it was held in the Fish Nation's capital, and the attendees were a mix of all kinds!
If a disturbance broke out, it would be a big deal!
The presence of the two was enough to suppress most conflicts!
You can fight, but not on our Fish Nation turf!

Jiangnan was about to greet Craig!
Just then, a group of burly men came over, all over two meters tall, broad-shouldered and sturdy!
The leader wore a black suit and had eight long swords hung at his waist!
He went to the front row and sat down, crossing his legs on the table!
He raised a hand to light a cigar, puffing clouds!
(๑・᷄³・᷅)⋋︴
And the burly men behind him also copied Luo De, putting their legs on the table!
Extremely arrogant!

Jiangnan turned his head and asked, "Who are they?"
Yao Hong said softly, "From the Snow Country's Blue Ice organization, big spenders! Every year they spend a staggering amount at the Hundred Flowers Grand Auction!"
"The leader is called Luo De! A capable subordinate of the Savage Tolu! Very skilled in fighting!"
"His international codename is Ten Thousand Slayer!"

Luo De glanced sideways at Jiangnan, took a puff of his cigar, raised an eyebrow at Jiangnan, and blew a cloud of smoke over.
(๑・᷄₃・᷅)⋋๛๛๛
"Want a smoke? Top quality! Really strong!"

Jiangnan frowned, waving away the smoke.
(๑ఠ~ఠ) "Smoking is harmful to health. I have kids here!"
Luo De sneered. "A man who doesn't smoke is wasting his life! Brother, you've lived in vain, huh?"

Jiangnan curled his lip. (๑¯ิ৺¯ิ๑) "Who'd smoke that stuff? I smoke this!"
With that, he pulled out a big handful of Dudu pacifiers from his pocket!
He stuffed one into Mila's and Lan's mouths!
Jiangnan pinched a Dudu pacifier between his index and middle finger, shoved it into his mouth, and sucked hard!
(›ʘ̆ʚෆɞʘ̆‹)
He sucked even more fiercely than Brother Qian smoking, even making "chirp chirp~" sounds!
Then he held it between his fingers, exhaled a breath with an expression of enjoyment!
ꉂꉂ(꒪ัε꒪ั*)۶ʚෆɞ
The milky scent was strong!
Even Luo De next door could smell it.

Luo De: ???
We smoke cigars, and you f*cking suck on a pacifier?
And you pinch it between your fingers to suck?
That's not cool at all, okay?
Not only do you suck a pacifier, you blow smoke rings? Are you kidding me?
Is there anyone as pretentious as you?
The dignified boss of Dandelion, the world's strongest Platinum, Hua Xia Commissioner, sucking a pacifier in front of tens of thousands of people?
Don't you feel ashamed?
[From Luo De's resentment value +666!]

Yao Hong couldn't hold it in anymore. So this is how the Pacifier War God came to be?
At this moment, Lan and Mila both had expressions of bliss, the pacifier was just too good to suck on, right?
(ૢ⁼̴ʚෆɞ⁼̴)(ᵔʚෆɞᵔ*)

Hai Di swallowed her saliva. I also want to suck on it, it looks really nice to suck!
(๑•̀﹃•́) Drool~

Jiangnan took another suck and blew out a pacifier ring.
"A real man should suck pacifiers! You'll regret it if you don't! What do you say? Want a couple? I'll give you a discount!"
Luo De's forehead beaded with sweat. He turned to look at the macho men behind him, imagining them all sucking pacifiers!
He shuddered violently, almost vomiting on the spot.
"N-never mind…"

Jiangnan was about to continue promoting to Luo De when suddenly, the venue music started, and the lights focused on the auction stage!
Jiangnan was startled. Was it starting?