# Chapter 1220: Sticky Fingers?
Downstairs in the office, the staff working there were almost scared to death!
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They were working and suddenly their desk disappeared?
Yao Hong was also shocked. Why was this Southern Man's alternate dimension loaded with a giant meteorite?
After all these years, what kind of bizarre treasures have you been collecting?
Is this really something not produced on Lan Xing?
Jiangnan looked down through the floorboards and saw every floor's staff staring in terror at the ceiling that had been smashed through!
٩(ଵꇴଵ๐)"Yo~ Good morning everyone?"
[From Alpha's Resentment Value +1000!]
This is no time to be greeting people, dammit!
"Such a large intact meteorite is indeed rare, but it's not exactly a unique treasure. If you want to upgrade the tier, it's not enough!"
Alpha pushed up her glasses, a cold sneer in her heart!
The more treasures Jiangnan pulled out, the more commission Hai Tang would earn from the auction!
If she didn't take the chance to fleece him now, when would she?
Jiangnan glared: (ꐦಠ皿ಠ)"Bullshit! This meteorite is definitely a heavyweight treasure with historical value!"
"Do you know how the Mi Guo Pinggu Big Pit came to be? This is the meteorite that destroyed Area 53 back in the day! I personally retrieved it on-site as a souvenir!"
"Its value might not be in the material itself, but the history behind it has surpassed its material worth!"
Alpha: ???
Everyone knew about the meteorite that fell on Area 53 back then. This is that one?
When you destroyed Mi Guo's Area 53, you actually specially retrieved the meteorite?
She looked down and saw a line of text carved on the meteorite!
"Destroyer of Area 53, Keepsake — Jiang Tianzai"
Alpha: (｡눈_눈｡)……
"If that's the case, it does have some value. I can increase the base price, but it's still not enough for a tier upgrade!"
"If you don't have any other treasures…"
Jiangnan glared. Still not enough? Then he'd have to pull out the ultimate move!
He pulled out a bundle of glowing green onions and put them on the table!
"Then what about this? This should work, right?"
At that moment, the room fell into a long silence. Everyone stared blankly at the bundle of green onions!
Two veins bulged on Alpha's forehead!
(ꐦ•̀д•́ꐦ)"What kind of junk is this? Green onions? You want to sell green onions at an auction?"
"Do you think my Bai Hua Da Jing is a vegetable market?"
Jiangnan got anxious: "What do you know? Long hair, short-sighted!"
"This was planted by the peerless powerhouse Dali Zhenren during the last Spiritual Energy Awakening of my Hua Xia ancient nation!"
"After a thousand years of gestation, it grew into this Onion Holy Sword! EX Calibur! Absolutely unique in the world, acquired by me by chance! My onion can actually kill people!"
Alpha was shocked: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)"What? An heirloom from the last Spiritual Energy Awakening?"
Things like ancient Su remnants could usually fetch sky-high prices at auction!
But did such a thing as a qi-sword green onion really exist?
This bundle of onions had no quality whatsoever besides glowing!
Yao Hong beside her was about to burst from holding back her laughter!
Who the hell was Dali Zhenren? This guy didn't even bother to draft a lie, did he?
Alpha frowned: (｡･᷄‸･᷅｡)"You're not just taking ordinary green onions and coating them with fluorescent powder to fool people, are you? Bai Hua Da Jing represents Hai Tang's reputation!"
"These onions can kill people? Don't be ridiculous!"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭"Don't believe me? Then try it out. Just shout the 'Force Daddy' incantation and inject spiritual energy!"
These Caliburs were all pre-charged by Jiangnan!
Alpha: ???
Why do you have to call it 'Daddy'? Are you sure you're not messing with me?
Let's see how you talk your way out if it doesn't work!
Refusing to believe it, Alpha pulled out a green onion, waved it casually, and softly chanted: "Force Daddy~"
(｡･ˇ口ˇ･)ﾉﾞ━=͟͟͞͞))
The next moment, a massive green qi-sword over thirty meters long tore forth in a terrifying arc!
"Boom!"
In an instant, the reception hall was split in two by the onion qi-sword! A long streak of green onion qi!
Not just the reception hall—the entire Tian Bao venue was cleaved in two by this qi-sword!
A massive sword scar ran through the building structure, completely transparent!
Building: (;´༎ຶ／ٹ༎ຶ`) I'm directly split apart?
The roar was incessant!
Alpha stared blankly at the exploding green onion bits in the air!
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Really? Jiangnan wasn't lying?
This was truly the Sword Onion planted by Dali Zhenren?
Such terrifying power—almost comparable to a Diamond-level warrior's attack!
And so convenient to use?
Pang Badi: !!!
(▼皿▼#)"Damn you, Alpha! What are you doing? The auction is tomorrow, and you split my venue in half? Have you lost your mind?"
"Your monthly performance bonus is deducted!"
The roar came through the earpiece. Pang Badi was furious as he looked at his office cut in two!
Alpha's face turned black!
(̿▀̿﹏▀̿̿)̄…
I didn't know this thing could actually slash out qi-swords!
[From Alpha's Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan shrugged: "Now do you believe me?"
Alpha said darkly: "If that's really the case, this Sword Onion qualifies as an ancient Su relic, barely meeting the requirements for a tier upgrade!"
As she reached for the onions on the table, Jiangnan quickly stopped her!
(๐°᷄◡°᷅)"Wait! Settle the bill first!"
Alpha was startled: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅)"What bill?"
Jiangnan glared: "What bill? You just used my Sword Onion. These are one-use items—each one used is one less. You think you can freeload?"
Alpha got anxious: "Didn't you tell me to use it?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: (乛৺乛∗)"You were the one who wanted to test it, right? I never said it was free!"
"Ten million! Settle up now, or I'll lose my temper!"
[From Alpha's Resentment Value +1000!]
"Each of these onions costs ten million? Have you lost your mind?"
Finally caught someone to fleece—pass the blame and stick it to them, right?
Jiangnan fumed: "So what? Do you know how precious these onions are? They come with roots!"
"Plant one in your garden, and next year when it goes to seed, you can grow a whole onion patch! Pick one and cut people down!"
"One onion in hand, endless onions forever!"
Alpha was taken aback. These Sword Onions could be cultivated?
If that were the case, ten million for an onion garden wasn't a bad deal!
Alpha ground her teeth. She hadn't even made any money yet—the building was broken and she was out ten million?
Pang Badi said darkly: (ꐦ◣益◢)"Give it, give it to him! Deduct it from this month's salary!"
"This onion is a good thing. We can grow our own later!"
Alpha's eyes were red. If she'd known, she never would have come to receive him!
She still ended up transferring ten million to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan was overjoyed. The people at Hai Tang were way too easy to fool!
A single green onion sold for so much money?
Alpha stood up, holding the onion, ready to leave. She didn't dare stay any longer!
"Dandelion has been upgraded to a first-tier item. Then..."
Jiangnan waved: (๑•̀～•́)ﾉ"Wait, we're not done yet~"
He tossed a spirit bead to Alpha!
Alpha sneered: "A Diamond-level spirit bead? Are you kidding me? These are a dime a dozen!"
Jiangnan didn't look up: (￢～￢)"Diamond-level space-type spirit bead. Spiritual art: Spatial Annihilation!"
"Condition: Hai Tang cannot take a cut from my Dandelion!"
Alpha gasped!
A space-type spirit bead? And Diamond-level?
My god!
Leaving aside how rare spirit beads were, a Diamond-level space-type spirit beast was hard enough for a regular Starlight to catch, let alone kill!
Alpha looked troubled: "Sorry, I can't make that decision. I..."
Before she could finish, laughter came from outside the door!
Pang Badi walked in with a brilliant smile: "Brother came? Why didn't you let me know? I would have loved to host you properly!"
"I heard you want to sell a space-type spirit bead? Brother sure has deep pockets!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. Bullshit!
Did you just happen to find out because of the cameras? Did you only come running after seeing the treasure?
"I can't use this spirit bead, so I thought I'd sell it. What do you think of the condition I just proposed?"
Pang Badi's eyes flickered. A space-type spirit bead was significant!
If it really appeared at the auction, it would probably attract some other space-type users!
"Haha! Brother's spirit bead is indeed rare, but if you want Hai Tang to take zero profit, I'd be working for nothing!"
Jiangnan smiled: "How would you be working for nothing? It's a great opportunity to boost Hai Tang's reputation! If Hai Tang can get a space-type spirit bead, what can't they get?"
Pang Badi smiled: "How about I take twenty percent?"
Jiangnan shook his head: "No commission, or I won't sell the bead!"
Pang Badi's smile froze: "Ten percent! Ten percent is acceptable, right? That's already my biggest concession!"
"Who participates in an auction without paying commission?"
Yao Hong was thrilled. When Nan Shen made a move, you knew it!
Originally, getting thirty percent was already satisfying, but who knew Jiangnan could push it down to ten?
Brilliant!
Jiangnan looked helpless: "Alright then! Ten percent it is!"
Pang Badi laughed heartily: "Then let's wish for a good cooperation..."
But before he could finish, Jiangnan took out another delicate wooden box and slammed it on the table!
"And what if I add this?"
He opened the lid, revealing the contents!
Pang Badi's pupils contracted sharply, but he pretended to be clueless!
"This... cookies? Are these valuable?"
Jiangnan sneered in his heart. Acting? Keep acting!
You should know the function of this thing better than anyone. You were watching during the teaching session!
"Zodiac cookies! This is the Sheep Cookie! After eating it, you gain the power of the sheep god! You can even communicate with spirit beasts and learn beast language!"
"It's a cookie secretly developed by my Hua Xia! To tame spirit pets, knowing beast language is key!"
This Sheep Cookie—Jiangnan had only pulled one from the blind boxes after all this time. Extremely rare!
He was really going all out this time!