Chapter 1195: Am I Not Charming Enough for You?
Saina's face turned green as he looked down at the bald woman who was unleashing a furious barrage on him!
Murderous intent blazed in his eyes, the intense pain making his eyelids twitch!
-`(ꐦ☄益☄ꐦ)´- "Attacking me, the Sea King, in the palace of my Fish Kingdom? You're really brave!"
"I've been living off this thing for 44 years! You come and break it just like that?"
Saina's entire lower body was poisoned black, bubbling and smoking!
It was unbearably miserable. Even Jiangnan couldn't help but shiver violently at the sight.
What kind of human tragedy was this?
Xiangzhi's heart was so full of hate!
The poison was potent enough to poison a Dao Heaven?
Xiangzhi!!!
The expression on her face instantly froze.
Crap!
How could it be Saina? Shouldn't he be in the bedchamber with his wives?
Why was he here?
She had crippled the Sea King of the Fish Kingdom?
[From Xiangzhi, resentment value +1000!]
Damn it!
Jiangnan quickly spat out a mouthful of blood.
(´థཀథ)σ "Great Sea King! It's her! She wants to kill me! She attempted assassination twice during the day!"
"And now she's come again at night? Is this the sincerity of the Fish Kingdom? You have to give me an explanation!"
"If you hadn't arrived in time, she would have killed me!"
Saina: ???
I don't even know how I got here, and I got beaten as soon as I arrived!
I've got psychological trauma now, okay?
Xiangzhi didn't dare stay any longer. Face a Sea King? Unless she wanted to die!
She lunged forward, knee raised high, and slammed it hard into Saina's groin!
Saina's eyes bulged out.
(|||‧̣̥̇ଵ꒨ଵ‧̣̥̇|||) "Eeyow howl howl howl~"
His whole body trembled in pain!
Jiangnan looked horrified. That knee strike was comparable to his own castration flying knee!
Xiangzhi didn't say a word, turned around, and ran!
Saina was furious: "Half-Beast Transform: Kun Whale!"
The next moment, Saina's body swelled to a hundred meters tall!
He turned into a blue-skinned whale-man. With a flick of his whale tail, he stirred up a hurricane, dispersing the purple toxic mist!
Jiangnan's eyes widened!
Sigh~ Kun Whale? The Sea King's ability is Beast Transformation?
If the half-beast form was a hundred meters, how big would the full beast form be?
But just as Saina took two steps forward, he fell to his knees with a thud, legs trembling!
The poison was still spreading through his body, leaving him weak. On top of that, he had just been through a raging battle—he was totally drained!
Saina's legs gave out completely.
Jiangnan covered his face: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ)!!!
He's a Dao Heaven at least. I thought he was tough and could take down Xiangzhi easily.
Who knew he was so weak?
Does he have to be this pathetic?
Huh? Kun Whale, my ass. It's more like Weak... uh...
Xiangzhi was also stunned. She hadn't expected Saina to kneel before the fight even started. Was he really that useless?
Was it her poison working?
"If you chase me, I'll spread the poison fog and kill everyone in your palace! If I die, I'll take your whole family down with me!"
As she ran, she kept spreading the poison fog, purple smoke drifting everywhere!
Saina's eyes widened: "Don't think you can get away that easily! You dare!"
"Kun Heaven Cloud Rain!"
Dark clouds gathered in the sky, thunder rumbled and lightning flashed. A torrential rain began to pour!
Every raindrop was like a bunker buster, blasting large craters into the ground!
He tried to wash away the poison fog with the rain, chasing after Xiangzhi with trembling legs.
Xiangzhi, meanwhile, was recklessly spreading the poison fog, without regard for consequences!
Soon, the rainwater on the ground was ankle-deep. Jiangnan was about to go help Saina take down Xiangzhi.
But suddenly, a water arrow shot out from the water, aimed straight at Jiangnan's temple!
Jiangnan frowned. Someone else?
He teleported to dodge, and the water arrow dissipated. The attacker had completely merged into the water, with no trace to be found!
As soon as he landed, the ground turned into a vortex, sucking him in!
He was trapped up to his waist!
Then, a high-speed water blade shot out of the water, aimed straight for his neck!
Jiangnan's eyes turned fierce.
Earth element? Water element? Both were stealth assassins. They hadn't even shown themselves until now!
Careful enough.
They all want to kill me, huh?
"Heavy Bone: Thousand Jin Drop!"
He infused his bones with spiritual energy, making his body weigh over ten tons!
He sank deep into the ground, dodging the water blade!
Then, with a "boom," he compressed a three-hundred-meter radius of ground into a black pearl!
Jiangnan tilted his head back and downed two bottles of Six Nuclear Milk!
Since I can't find you bastards anywhere,
Then I'll just blow everything up!
"Nuclear Blast!"
෴༼-`(ง05皿59)ง´-༽෴
"Boom!"
In an instant, a crimson energy erupted from Jiangnan, spreading outward!
The ground shook, and layers of earth flew into the air!
The crimson energy spread over two thousand meters, and this was without any enhancement!
Just a pure nuclear blast from his current physical strength!
The shockwave collapsed several mansions and blew the roofs off many buildings!
You'd think the Fish Kingdom palace had been hit by a missile!
[From Jackman, resentment value +1000!]
[From Crow, resentment value +1000!]
What kind of beastly thing is this?
Can't find them so you go full-map bombardment?
This is the Fish Kingdom palace, damn it!
Jiangnan's eyes were red.
-`(ꐦ05口48)´- "You want to kill me? You want to play hide-and-seek?"
"Come on! I'll nuke you flat!"
As he spoke, he teleported away. Every time he sensed a fluctuation of spiritual energy,
he would teleport over and trigger a nuclear blast!
The palace was now in chaos!
Crimson energy erupted everywhere!
Buildings collapsed! Trees were blown flat!
Houses were blasted to ruins! Nuclear blasts tore things apart!
He even sent several of Haidi's mothers flying!
Princes and princesses living in the palace crawled out from the collapsed buildings,
staring in horror as Jiangnan, eyes glowing red, teleported around the palace blowing things up,
laughing arrogantly: "Goose hahaha! I'll blow you to hell!"
Emma stared blankly at Jiang Nukepin, completely dumbfounded.
Has the master gone mad?
Uzi, lying in bed, didn't dare go out. The constant rumbling outside was endless!
Half of his own roof had been blown off!
His face was dark as he cursed in his heart.
Shaxia was an idiot! Killing Jiangnan, you make such a big scene? Afraid no one would know?
Thank god I didn't get involved, or I'd be screwed now!
Shaxia, lying by the window, was dumbfounded, looking outside in terror.
What's going on!
I told you to kill Jiangnan, not demolish the palace, okay!
How am I supposed to clean this up?
Shaxia just wanted to pack up and run!
After twelve nuclear blasts, the entire palace was engulfed in towering flames!
It had been reduced to something resembling ruins, with craters everywhere!
All the princes, princesses, and the palace guard were alarmed!
Jiangnan looked disgusted: (๑•̀皿•́)و "Damn it! Can't even hit them? How frustrating!"
But inside, he was laughing gleefully.
(˵ಡ╰╯ಡ˵) I want everyone to know!
The bigger the mess, the better!
Let's see how you clean this up, how you protect them?
After firing twelve rounds, Jiangnan felt weak, staggering.
But just then, countless vines shot out from a nearby bush, wrapping around him layer by layer!
The earth-element attacker also grabbed his feet from below, holding him fast!
The water-element created numerous water blades, slashing at him!
Jiangnan didn't even bother dodging.
You think I only have Saina as a shield?
Joke!
Do you think I shook all those hands and patted all those shoulders for nothing?
"Displace!"
At the same time, 80,000 meters away, in the Lantis Academy in the eastern district of the Fish Kingdom capital!
The dean's office!
Craig was embracing a silver-haired old woman!
She was the dean of Lantis Academy, Merlin!
A Dao Heaven-level existence!
They were staring at each other affectionately, arms around each other, lips pursed, about to kiss.
(◞•̀з•́)(•̀ε•́◟)
From the west came a series of "boom boom" sounds, with a faint red glow reflecting.
Craig frowned, looking out the window.
(◞･᷄～･᷅)?
"What's that sound? It seems to be from the palace direction."
Merlin cooed: (◞꒪ัε꒪ั◟) "Why do you care about that? Am I not charming enough for you, my old sweetheart?"
Craig gently stroked Merlin's face.
His eyes were full of affection: (◞･᷄◡･᷅) "You're already charming enough for me, my old baby. Mwah~"
Both pursed their lips, about to lock lips!
(◞ᵒ̴̶̷зᵒ̴̶̷)(ꆤεꆤ◟*)
Just then, the Craig in Merlin's arms suddenly turned into Jiangnan!
(‖ʘ̆口ʘ̥̆)(¯᷄ε¯᷅◟*)
Jiangnan was now holding Merlin!
As the displaced Jiangnan opened his eyes, he saw an old woman with a wrinkled face puckering up to kiss his lips!
Only three centimeters away from locking lips!
Jiangnan!!!
What the hell! Where is this!
Craig is up to no good at night, huh?
Who is this old lady?
You want to kiss me? You must be dreaming!
Seeing that wrinkled face puckering up for a kiss, Jiangnan's nose itched, and he felt a sneeze coming!
"Ah-choo×4!"
Σ(‖°˃᷄3˂᷅)☄×12(¯᷄❥¯᷅◟*)
In his extreme terror, Jiangnan blasted twelve nuclear sneezes right into Merlin's face!
Flames spewed out like a shotgun firing twelve dragon-breath rounds!
Merlin's face was charred black, her head blown back like a sunflower, smoke rising!
(●ꆤ口ꆤ●)
She opened her eyes wide, looking over in horror!
What the hell just blasted me?
Was that the kiss?
Is my old darling's love that fiery?
But if you don't want to kiss me, just say so, no need to blow me away!
However, Merlin only saw a blurry face, and then the figure in her arms disappeared!
Jiangnan used a Marked Teleport and was gone!
Merlin was even more confused.
Where's Craig?
...
At the palace, Craig was suddenly displaced, still looking infatuated, puckered up for a kiss!
But what he faced was the attack of three assassins!
With a "clang," he didn't get to kiss his old darling!
A sharp water blade slashed right across his face, shattering his glasses!
(٥◞ᵒ̴̶̷зᵒ̴̶̷)҉̛༽̨҉҉ﾉ̨
But Craig was completely unharmed!
Splashed with cold water, Craig opened his eyes wide!
He was dumbfounded!
Where the hell was this? Wasn't he supposed to be rendezvousing with his old darling?
In front of him, buildings were collapsed, huge craters everywhere, flames raging!
There wasn't a single intact structure in sight!
For a moment, Craig felt like he had stepped onto a battlefield!
But something about these buildings looked vaguely familiar.
Then, Craig's eyes bulged!
୧(‧̣̥̇‖⊙口⊙‖‧̣̥̇)୨
Sigh~
Damn! This is the palace?
How did it become like this? It was fine when I left!
Did it get hit by a nuclear bomb?