Chapter 1189: Southern Man Comes in Waves
At this moment, the faces of everyone at the banquet were blanched by what had just happened!
Spitting blood just like that?
Spraying it dozens of meters—how is that even possible?
Are you a fire hydrant or something? Can a concussion make you vomit blood?
Everyone saw Jiangnan staring at Sasha's chest and couldn't help frowning!
What's this about?
Oh?
Could Jiangnan actually be interested in Princess Sasha?
Sasha panicked too. Why is he staring at me like that?
(๑◔﹏◔ิ๑)!
Jiangnan was clearly using the assassination attempt as an excuse, dragging out the whole "learning pet knowledge" thing to avoid giving it up!
Trying to squeeze some benefits from her father?
Now he's staring at me like this? Could he have taken a liking to me?
If Father really brings it up, maybe I'll actually be betrothed to Jiangnan?
No! Absolutely not!
Sena's eyes lit up. Is this kid interested in my daughter?
With all those lip prints on his face, I'm afraid he's a kindred spirit like me!
If I can make Jiangnan my son-in-law, forget the value of a space-type!
Just the ability he showed in elevating Haiti's bloodline!
That's more than enough!
(›･᷄͜ʖ･᷅‹) "Little brother? I notice your eyes keep lingering on Sasha. Could it be you've taken a fancy to her?"
"You're young—if you like her, just say so. What's wrong with giving her to you?"
"You can marry on the spot and consummate tonight! I have plenty of daughters; just tell me which one you want!"
Sasha: !!!
Does it have to be so rushed?
What the hell is this about consummating?
Yet facing the Sea King's command, Sasha didn't dare resist and could only stand there with her head down, her face pale!
Jiangnan quickly waved his hand!
(⌒_⌒;)۶ "Stop stop stop! I'm still a kid! If you say that again, I'm leaving!"
"It's just that Sasha's gemstone necklace looks familiar to me. It gives me a vast, boundless feeling of the sea!"
"As long as I look at the necklace, it seems to help me remember something about pet knowledge!"
"After all, I've loved shiny things like this since I was little! They're very healing!"
Sasha: ???
He wasn't looking at me? He was looking at my Heart of the Ocean?
During the dance earlier, he was also looking at the necklace?
You bastard!
[Resentment from Sasha: +1000!]
Sena's eye twitched.
What the hell is "vast boundlessness"? What does that necklace have to do with your memory?
Just say you want it!
This is obviously a shakedown!
But he had no choice—who could blame him for coveting that knowledge?
"Haha! Easy to say! Sasha! Hurry up and give the necklace to the governor!"
"As long as it can cure Brother Jiang's strange ailment, anything goes!"
Sasha: !!!
This Heart of the Ocean is an antique, one of a kind in the world. I spent 310 million to bid on it back then!
You really know how to pick!
No matter how angry she was, she could only obediently take off the necklace!
Even though she didn't have to consummate with Jiangnan, she felt even worse realizing she wasn't as valuable as a necklace!
So she got even angrier!
[Resentment from Sasha...]
With a forced smile, she stepped forward and shoved the necklace into Jiangnan's hand!
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅)۶-`♡´-
"You don't know a princess's worth when you're young! Staring at the necklace, tears streaming down! Hehe~ Don't regret it~"
Jiangnan held the necklace, his expression melting!
(๑⁼̴ٹ⁼̴) "The Heart of the Ocean is beautiful, but wearing it on you is such a waste!"
"I'll give it to a little school sister later, so she and I can match!"
[Resentment from Sasha: +1000!]
She felt like she was about to explode, but she couldn't lose her temper!
What do you mean 'a waste'? Am I not as good as some little school sister?
Mira gave Jiangnan a thumbs-up from the side!
I'll report this to Sister Xue and Sister Yao later!
Brother Jiangnan stood firm, righteously rejecting the princess's wedding invitation, and swindled her necklace!
Sena smiled: "Feeling anything now?"
Jiangnan rested his chin, looking thoughtful!
(๑͡°ก͡°) "I remember a little, but it's still very fuzzy?"
"This Heart of the Ocean isn't vast enough!"
Sena covered his face and glanced sideways at Wuzi.
Wuzi shuddered and quickly signaled his combat maids to come forward, handing over a palm-sized crystal clam box!
"Brother Nan? Is this vast enough?"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up, almost drooling!
($﹃$๑) "Oh~ What treasure is this? It looks so sparkly!"
Wuzi opened it, revealing an egg-sized ice-blue pearl inside!
Radiating a precious light!
"This is a Tide-Repelling Pearl from a Starlight Peak tide clam! Extremely precious! I paid a fortune to acquire it from the Haitang Chamber of Commerce!"
"By infusing it with spiritual energy, the pearl repels water, creating a spherical space—very useful for diving or making waves!"
"I originally intended to give it to my father as a birthday gift, but since Brother Nan needs it for his treatment, I'll give it to you!"
As he spoke, Wuzi's heart was bleeding!
A Starlight Peak Tide-Repelling Pearl—you can't even get this with money!
If I weren't the eldest prince, Haitang wouldn't have sold it to me!
With a whoosh, Jiangnan's hand retracted, clutching the pearl with excitement!
Indeed! Knowledge is money!
Sena coughed lightly: "Remember anything now?"
Jiangnan stuffed the pearl into his pocket and nodded repeatedly!
ψ(⃔๑⃙⃘'～'๑⃙⃘)⃕↝ "Mmhm! I remember two points! About 2%!"
Sena almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
You f*cking remember things by percentage?
You only remembered 2% because I gave you two treasures?
At this rate, you'll have me give you the entire national treasury!
[Resentment from Sena: +666!]
It was clear Jiangnan intended to swindle a hundred treasures from him!
What kind of strange ailment is this?
This is clearly "pay first, remember later"!
Since that's the case, I'll just fill you up at once. For a national machine, what's a little wealth?
"If Brother Jiang's amnesia needs shiny things to recover, then my Fish Kingdom will do its utmost to help!"
"My children! Today, treat it as my birthday. Respect Brother Jiang as you would me!"
"Got it?"
Immediately, the princes and princesses twitched their eyes!
(´-﹏-`；)
What the hell? We came to a banquet, and now we have an extra dad?
Jiangnan was clearly taking advantage, but the Sea King had spoken. Under such circumstances, who dared not offer treasures?
If the offered treasure was too cheap, it would be disrespecting the Sea King, since he was watching.
So the princes and princesses quickly called their maids to bring treasures.
"Hey, honey? Hurry up and bring that spirit pearl we've got stored! Don't ask! My dad's birthday!"
"Yes, the time hasn't come yet! The key is I have two dads now! Hurry up!"
"Father-in-law? Lend me your coffin money! Hey hey? Why are you cursing me?"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. The Sea King was quite the ruthless character!
He wouldn't bleed himself, but let his sons and daughters pay?
But Jiangnan didn't care!
Did I get my head burst open for nothing? Without a hundred treasures, I'm not remembering a thing!
Soon, the princes and princesses came forward one after another to present treasures!
Richard Mille meteorite watches?
Spirit pearls, spirit herbs, spirit fruits?
Coral trees that gather spiritual energy?
Whitening snow lotus paste?
And even a Koenigsegg car key handed to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan sat on a stool, wearing watches up to his biceps on both arms!
Over twenty necklaces hung around his neck!
Car keys on his belt weighed his pants down so much they almost fell off!
In short, the row of luxury cars outside the banquet hall now all belonged to Jiang!
At this moment, Jiangnan was radiating treasure light!
Aima and Una were dumbfounded. The master just sat there and collected money?
All this wealth gathered in such a short time was enough to buy an island near the Fish Kingdom, right?
But Wuzi's expression was extremely gloomy. Let him be happy for now!
These treasures weren't so easy to take!
Whatever he took out, he'd have to spit back out later!
The other princesses and princes kept sending resentment points!
Why do we have to pay for your amnesia?
Sena's eye twitched: "Now? Have you remembered everything?"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious, his eyes wide!
(๑•̀^•́)و✧ "The strange ailment is completely cured! Master's Pet Classroom can start anytime!"
"Want me to start now?"
Sena rubbed his forehead. This was the legendary "money opens the eyes"?
He waved his hand: "Let's go to the academy tomorrow!"
Jiangnan saw Sena's distressed expression and felt a bit guilty.
After all, he was going to stay on their turf for a while. Maybe this was a bit too much?
He waved his hand and pulled out a basket of spiritual energy chives, handing them to Sena!
"This is a return gift. A small token of my esteem. Please don't reject it, Sea King!"
Sena: ???
I gave you a hundred treasures, and you just gave me a basket of grass?
And it's green?
What do you mean? This is really a small token!
How could I not reject it?
[Resentment from Sena: +1000!]
"Uh... did you take the wrong thing? Did you take out rabbit feed? Have another look?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Don't underestimate this!"
"With this, even if you marry a thousand more mothers for Haiti, you'll still be able to handle it!"
"Chives and Dali double mix! Say goodbye to powerlessness!"
With that, he tossed a bottle of Dali into the basket.
Sena paused, his eyes lighting up. This is a treasure that enhances his sea abilities? Really that magical?
Haiti: (≖_≖)…
Are you polite?
I can't even remember all these mothers now, and you want more?
Before Sena could ask, a hearty laugh came from outside the banquet hall!
"Ha ha ha! Am I late? I could smell treasure from afar!"
"Old Sen! You're not unwelcome, are you?"
A man in a wild-pattern leather suit walked in!
His brown hair was slicked back, a cigar in his mouth!
Sunglasses on his face, stubbly beard, and a black trench coat draped over his back!
He took the cigar out and blew a puff of smoke!
(๑°᷄³°᷅)⋋︴
On his ten fingers, he wore twenty rings made of various top-grade spirit materials!
Extremely dazzling! And a big gold watch on his wrist!
The moment the man appeared, the banquet hall fell silent!
Not for any other reason, but because this man's level was also Dao Heaven!
He scanned the room, his gaze landing on Jiangnan, and he grinned!
"Yo~ Jiang Devil? Dandelion boss? Tsk tsk~ All here?"
Jiangnan frowned: "Who is he?"
Haiti said timidly, "The head of the Haitang Chamber of Commerce! Golden Pangbadi!"