# Chapter 1170: Braised Dad in an Iron Pot! You Really Are My Good Son
When everyone heard the old man had agreed, what was there to hesitate about?
A few of the men, faces flushed red, immediately hoisted the old man up and tossed him into the pot!
With a muffled *thump*, the spirit material cauldron easily supported the old man's weight!
The moment he entered the pot, the old man sank to the bottom, and all the hair on his body was stripped clean!
Sure enough, streams of cool energy surged into Luo Jiaoyang's body!
The tempering speed doubled!
Before this exhilaration could pass, the gas stove and cutting torch were already being prepared by the fire-type spirit warriors!
More than a dozen platinum and diamond rank fire-type spirit warriors sprayed flames from both hands, going all out!
Soon, the Brawn 2.0 in the pot began to steam!
After being heated, the cool energy from the Brawn surged in several times faster!
Luo Yuhui looked nervous: (◞･᷄ㅂ･᷅)"Dad? How is it? Is it working?"
At this moment, Luo Jiaoyang's mouth was almost split to his ears!
-`(›･᷅╰╯･᷄‹)´-"Yes, yes, yes! As expected of a divine doctor! It's just like soaking in a hot spring, so comfortable!"
Everyone couldn't help but give Jiangnan a thumbs up!
Was there anything Boss Nan didn't understand?
Who else could come up with such an unorthodox method?
Braised dad in an iron pot! Bone tempering handled perfectly!
At this moment, Mountain Cat stared blankly at the scene, then couldn't help covering her face.
(づ꒪꒫꒪ど)"Xiao Nan... this... is this really reliable?"
The first time he came to her house, and he threw her grandfather into a pot to boil?
No matter how you looked at it, it didn't seem reliable!
Jiangnan smiled confidently!
(๑¯৺¯ิ)"When in doubt, solve it with an iron pot!"
"Practice has proven that no matter what difficulty you face, boiling it in an iron pot will always yield unexpected results!"
"It'll definitely work!"
Boiling Night Ye opened an eggshell; boiling spirit pet eggs made the pets hatch!
So boiling Grandpa should work too, right?
Mountain Cat: ???
So this was the origin of his nickname, "Teacher Boiler"?
However, as the water temperature rose, the Brawn in the pot began to boil, bubbling and gurgling!
The bone tempering speed shot to its peak, but Luo Jiaoyang started grimacing in pain!
Although he wasn't afraid of being boiled, it was still hot!
And with his body sunk to the bottom, it was scalding hot!
(‧̣̥̇･᷄‧̣̥̇ʖ̫‧̣̥̇･᷅‧̣̥̇)"The speed has indeed increased, but it still needs to boil for ten days to half a month! I'll be boiled into a puffball!"
"And it burns like crazy. Is there a faster way?"
Being scalded all over, who could endure half a month of this?
Jiangnan scratched his head. This old man sure had a lot of demands!
(︶ก︶)"There is a faster way, but it requires pressure!"
"Normally, stewing a goose takes over ten hours to get tender and flavorful, but with a pressure cooker, it's done in an hour!"
"Do you want long pain or short pain? Pick one, old man!"
Luo Jiaoyang: !!!
Can you stop using goose as an example?
Don't I have any dignity?
But thinking of Jiangnan's ability to freely control bones, his heart itched!
"Do it! Put the lid on me!"
Jiangnan immediately carved a spirit material lid and was about to place it on the pot!
But Luo Yuhui quickly stopped him!
(◞•̀﹏•́)"C-can this work? Although my father is a Dao Heaven rank expert, can he withstand this treatment?"
Jiangnan shoved Luo Yuhui's hand away!
(￢д￢。)"What do you know? Back then, wasn't Sun Wukong tempered in the Supreme Elder Lord's alchemy furnace for forty-nine days to gain his indestructible body?"
"Compared to that furnace, our homemade pressure cooker is nothing! This is exactly how it should be done!"
Luo Yuhui covered his face. Where did you get all these perfectly fitting analogies?
It really wasn't an alchemy furnace, but his dad wasn't Sun Wukong either!
Just then, Luo Jiaoyang spoke up!
(‧̣̥̇›´皿`‹‧̣̥̇)"Do it! I think this young friend's reasoning is very sound! Don't stop him!"
Seeing the old man had agreed, everyone stopped objecting!
Jiangnan lifted the lid and slammed it onto the pot!
Sure enough, under high pressure, the bone tempering speed increased!
A little black impurity even boiled out of Luo Jiaoyang's body!
The water became even hotter, and Luo Jiaoyang, trapped inside, grimaced but gritted his teeth and endured!
Jiangnan exclaimed, "Look! The impurities in his bones are being boiled out! It really works!"
Everyone felt reassured. Luo Yuhui laughed heartily, "Come on, everyone! Move the table onto the lid to weigh down the pot!"
"Don't let the steam escape, or the pressure won't build. Everyone contributes to the old man's bone tempering! Let's keep drinking!"
His own cooking plan was only half done; he couldn't let the old man disrupt the rhythm!
Someone immediately lifted the round table onto the pot lid and arranged the stools!
The men and women of the Luo family all climbed onto the lid!
Remember, the Luo family was full of heavyweights—such a big table with everyone sitting on it weighed an incredible amount!
The cauldron's legs were pressed so deep they dented the steel plate!
Sure enough, not a wisp of steam escaped from the cauldron. The entire pot was sealed in a high-temperature, high-pressure state!
The fire underneath was still raging!
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat!
(‧̣̥̇⁼̴﹏⁼̴)"Is it really okay to eat on the pot lid under these circumstances?"
There was an old man boiling inside the pot!
Luo Yuhui laughed, "What's there to be afraid of? Aren't we helping the old man? This is filial piety!"
"Come, come, come! Don't worry about it! Drink, drink!"
Jiangnan swallowed. If his own father wasn't worried, why should he?
So he started drinking with the others!
And thus, a scene unfolded!
Fire under the pot, dad boiling inside, and a whole family feasting on the lid...
The atmosphere was remarkably harmonious!
At first, Mountain Cat was worried about her grandfather, but when she saw everyone toasting Jiangnan, she got upset!
She insisted on drinking for Jiangnan!
Meanwhile, as the fire increased, the bottom of the pot turned red-hot!
The Brawn solution in the pot violently boiled, with terrifying pressure and extremely high temperature!
Luo Jiaoyang was boiled red all over, and the Brawn in the pot turned black!
He couldn't take it anymore!
He reached up to lift the lid, wanting to get out and rest!
But he couldn't budge it?
Desperate, Luo Jiaoyang pushed against the lid with both hands, using all his strength!
But that pushed him down onto the bottom of the pot, which was now glowing red!
With a *sizzle*, Luo Jiaoyang's eyes bulged, and he opened his mouth to scream!
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But he choked on the high-temperature steam, coughed violently, and swallowed several mouthfuls of water!
His backside was almost cooked through!
"Son of a bitch! Open the lid! Open it now! What the hell are you bastards doing up there?"
But up on the lid, they were drinking merrily, completely unable to hear Luo Jiaoyang's shouts—the sound was muffled inside the pot!
In desperation, Luo Jiaoyang pushed again, but that only brought more burning pain to his rear!
Luo Jiaoyang: !!!
So this was the legendary "sink and brand the buttocks"?
He shouldn't have believed that kid's nonsense!
At this rate, he was going to be boiled to death before being crushed to death!
The first Dao Heaven rank expert in the world to be boiled to death in a pressure cooker?
Luo Jiaoyang panicked. There was no way he was dying like this!
Why couldn't he open the lid? What were those little brats doing?
He crawled to the lid and pressed his ear against it, faintly hearing laughter!
"Hahaha, keep drinking! Anyone who stands up sober today, I'll have a problem with!"
"Ah, too bad the old man is still boiling in the pot. If he weren't, we'd definitely drag him over to drink with Xiao Nan!"
"Though he can't drink, aren't we weighing down the pot for him? That's filial piety too!"
"Right, right! When Dad finishes his divine skill and emerges, he'll surely praise us as his good sons, right?"
Luo Jiaoyang nearly exploded on the spot!
You really were Dad's good sons!
No wonder the lid wouldn't open—you bastards were sitting on it having a feast!
I'm not even dead yet, and you're already having the funeral banquet?
This was truly a "filial piety of a lifetime"!
So filial it could kill me!
At this point, Luo Jiaoyang couldn't take the boiling anymore. Pushing the lid burned his rear, and shouting was choked off by steam!
He could only grit his teeth and endure, feeling like he might kick the bucket at any moment!
At the table, Mountain Cat was drunk and staggering, about to fall asleep!
She still held onto Jiangnan's sleeve, mumbling for him to drink less!
But Jiangnan the Whirlwind wasn't bowing to anyone!
Trying to get me drunk? No way!
Jiangnan stomped one foot on a stool and the other on the table, grabbing a bottle of Feitian Moutai in each hand!
"Bickering and blabbering, nobody's escaping today!"
"Feitian Moutai till we're full, I'll knock every last one off the table!"
"Bottoms up!"
ᕦ(◦`༥´◦)ᕤ glug glug glug～
With that, he shoved two bottles of liquor into his mouth and chugged!
Luo Yuhui was also drunk, eyes glazed and wobbling!
(๐ꆤ﹃ꆤ๐)…
Everyone was stunned by Jiangnan's drinking style! Luo Tianqing's eyes went wide!
(❍ฺ口❍ฺlll)᭄
Was this for real?
Liquor too, and two bottles at once?
Was he even human?
The men of the Luo family were shocked too. Was Jiangnan really a bottomless pit?
Getting him drunk seemed like it would take some effort!
Yun Jin worried, "He's already put away a case of Moutai, and he's not drunk. What do we do?"
Luo Yuhui's expression turned fierce! "I don't believe it! All us men of the Luo family can't outdrink him?"
"You take Xiao Hong back first and settle her in. Leave this to me! This is a man's battlefield!"
"For my daughter's happiness, I'll drink till I bleed to get him drunk today!"
With that, he opened a bottle of Moutai and chugged!
Yun Jin patted his shoulder!
(๑⁰̷̴͈◠⁰̷̴͈)و✧"Go for it!"
Then she quickly helped the dazed Mountain Cat back to her room!
At this moment, Jiangnan saw Luo Yuhui had joined in and snickered!
Trying to take me down?
Was my reputation as the "submarine floor drain" for nothing?