Chapter 1147: In the End, I Still Learned It the Wrong Way

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# Chapter 1147: In the End, I Still Learned It the Wrong Way

Seeing Jiangnan's hands and feet bound, he looked just like a white silkworm baby!
While coughing up blood, he kept teleporting and circling around Milano, without even a trace of "resistance"!
Several times he "nearly" got caught by Milano, and all the students' eyes turned red!
Even Boss Nan was fighting so hard? Facing a major crisis?
How could these little rookies have any power to resist?
This was a true dead end!
Where did these black-masked bad guys come from anyway?

Jiangnan, while using teleportation to toy with Milano, also spared a glance into the cave chamber!
He still had time to watch the drama!

Beifeng's face was as ugly as if he had eaten shit.
Pfft, world's strongest platinum?
Trash!
Couldn't even beat these black-masks?
He should never have joined up with them!

The black-masks surrounded them, forcing the rookies together.
Huayin's face was full of excitement.
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ Yes!
Who would have thought Milano could actually hold Jiangnan back?
His ability was a natural counter to space systems?

Now Huayin felt that the establishment of the Stolen Rabbit Alliance was truly the right choice!
Once they caught Jiangnan, that would be a huge bargaining chip!
No matter how many pocket rabbits they demanded, Huaxia would have to give them!

Now the primary task was to capture these students!

"Huayu Mist!"

Huayin split into hundreds of small slugs, scattering throughout the stone chamber!
The small slugs opened their mouths and spewed a toxic fog, instantly filling the entire cave with a hazy mist!
The rookies immediately held their breath, but even so, the poison still seeped through their skin!
They soon felt dizzy and weak.

Wang Zhan said urgently, "What do we do? Break out? They've surrounded us!"
Ye Xingxuan gritted her teeth, "It's almost impossible for everyone to escape, but we have to create a chance for someone to get out and report!"
"What about those treasures we bought from Boss Nan? Don't save them, use them all!"

Everyone's mouths twitched. When fighting that short freak earlier, they had used everything on him!
Their rings, grenades—all gone!

Xiang Zu's expression turned grim. "Only one option left: break out? Everyone, watch for the right moment. Once there's a chance, run!"

As he spoke, he charged straight ahead!

Huayin sneered. Brave enough. Did he really think her reputation as a Sakura Group Heavenly Ranking assassin was for nothing?

She twirled her dagger with a flourish, drawing a beautiful arc through the air, aiming straight for Xiang Zu's stomach!

Seeing the knife coming, Xiang Zu's first thought was the special trick Jiangnan had taught him!
When an enemy stabs at you with a knife, you don't dodge!
Clap your palms together at the right angle to catch the blade!
Catch the blade bare-handed!
Then, while the enemy is stunned, kick them to the ground!
Wasn't that the perfect opportunity?

In that moment, Xiang Zu's eyes sparkled. Watch me put this into practice!
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
Given the trajectory and speed of the knife, he just needed to calculate the right speed, distance, and angle!
Clap his palms together to meet the blade, and he could do it!
Wasn't it just a math problem?

As he thought, his eyes locked onto the incoming knife, raising both hands in preparation to catch it!

All the rookies saw Xiang Zu's move and their eyes lit up!
Wow, isn't that the starting pose for catching a blade bare-handed?
Was Ah Zu about to show off his skill?
Everyone watched with anticipation. Go, Ah Zu!

Huayin's eyes widened. What was he doing? Trying to catch my blade?
Was he crazy?
Who did he think he was? Let him catch it!

The knife shot forward!

A loud "SLAP" echoed through the cave, and it became incredibly silent!

Xiang Zu had clapped his hands together in front of his chest with all his might!
He looked at his hands smugly!
Whoa? Where's the knife in my hands?
Shouldn't it be caught?

He looked down. Huayin's knife was buried in his stomach, hilt-deep!
(´•̥̥̥ ω •̥̥̥`)(╬°᷄д°᷅)⊃¤=[]::人(´ཀ`๑)::7
White blade in, red blade out!
Blood spurted from Xiang Zu's stomach, and his face instantly turned white!
How did he not catch it?
It wasn't like what he imagined!

The rookies saw this and all looked away, unable to bear watching!
Were you catching nothing?

Xiang Zu's face twisted in anger. "I must have miscalculated. I don't believe it! Boss Nan can do it, why can't I?"
He stood there, staring stubbornly at Huayin's knife, full of determination!
(ᗒᗣᗕ)

Huayin: ???
What, not satisfied with missing?
Was this guy's head full of water?
Seeing Huayin hesitate, Xiang Zu looked at her eagerly!
(≖_≖)…(ノ`ᗨ´)ノ
His eyes seemed to say: Stab me again! Come on, stab me again!
This time I'll get it for sure!

Looking at his expression, Huayin was furious!
Who did he think he was?
She stabbed again, the knife moving so fast it was a blur!

Xiang Zu: !!!
Now!
He clapped again!
"SLAP!"
Nothing again. Another stab to the stomach. Blood sprayed, and his face turned green!

But Huayin didn't stop. She stabbed repeatedly into Xiang Zu's stomach!
Xiang Zu's eyes bulged as he frantically clapped his hands, never once catching the blade!
"SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!"
The applause echoed through the cave, as if applauding Huayin!

Clap after clap, until he fell backward like a wooden board, eyes rolling back!
He lay flat on the ground, still stubbornly clapping as if it had become instinct!
(╬꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ)
Gasping and vomiting blood!
"I... I must have done something wrong. Again! I can still do it!"

Huayin looked at him as if he were a complete idiot!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your whole person is wrong, okay?
You weren't trying to catch the blade; you were trying to applaud me, weren't you?

The rookies couldn't bear to watch anymore!
(´-﹏-`(;′⌒`))
Truly—try and die, huh?
Boss Nan's special trick—no one else can learn it!
Learn it and you're ruined!
What is a special trick? Only the master can do it, and others can't. That's what makes it special!

At that moment, Jiangnan, while toying with Milano, almost died laughing!
Pfft— (´థжథ)σ
At a time like this, you still try to put it into practice?
I just taught it casually, and you actually believed it!
And you ended up getting yourself killed!

Huayin, holding her bloody knife, stepped over Xiang Zu's body and headed for the other students!

Xie Xie suddenly froze, turning to look at his backpack!
Damn, how could I forget? I still have this treasure!

He pulled two bundles of Scallion Holy Swords from his backpack!
"Brothers and sisters! I still have two bundles of Holy Swords here. Let's go chop them up!"

The students' eyes lit up, hope surging!
Boss Nan used these to cut mountains in half!
So everyone grabbed two scallions each, their eyes full of ferocity and determination!
Murderous intent filled the air!
"Brothers, charge with me! Crab them! Charge!"

Forty or fifty people, each holding two scallions, charged forward screaming!

Huayin and the other black-masks: ???
(。・ˇ_ˇ・。:) Uh...
Holy Swords?
You mean the two scallions in your hands are Holy Swords?
Bullshit!
Did you even graduate from kindergarten?
Did my poison fog fry your brains?

Xie Xie and Wang Zhan charged forward, shouting:
\(゚口゚)/ "Ah-da~ Daddy Dali!"
(╬・᷅口・᷄)۶ "Crotch-staring cat slut! Dali slut!"
(ノ╬˃᷄益˂᷅)ノ "Dali slut slut climbs higher!"

They wailed like ghosts and howled like wolves, swinging their Scallion Holy Swords crazily at Huayin and the other black-masks!
But the scallions were flimsy and completely powerless—just ordinary scallions!
Huayin and the others were hit by the scallions but didn't even flinch!
Their faces were like this:
(≖_≖(≖_≖(≖_≖)
As if watching a bunch of idiots!
This scene was just like a bunch of kindergarten kids hitting each other with scallions!

Xie Xie was slashing away, panicking inside!
Why isn't it working? It shouldn't be like this!

Huayin reached out and slapped him hard across the face!
"SLAP!"
Xie Xie's head snapped to the side, his eyes red!
(¬_¬)ノ( ̄#)3 ̄)
"Ahhh—I'll kill you! Scallion Blast No-Cure Slash!"

The two scallions smacked hard against Huayin's black mask, breaking into pieces!
Scallion leaves still hung on her head!
"SLAP!"
Without mercy, Huayin slapped him again!
( ̄ε(# ̄)٩(≖_≖)
Now Xie Xie didn't have a butt-chin anymore; his face was swollen like a butt!
(#◦`益´◦#)
Xie Xie was shocked, "Why isn't it working? This No-Cure Slash can split mountains!"

Huayin said, "It's time to give up treatment. You people have a serious mental illness!"
"No saving you. So you were trying to kill me with a scallion?"

Xie Xie raged, "Something must be wrong. Let me..."
Before he could finish, Huayin punched him hard in the stomach!
While his mouth was open, she snatched the scallions and stuffed them into his mouth!
"Wrong your ass! Eat your scallions!"

The others didn't fare any better. The Scallion Holy Swords were useless, and they got beaten badly by the black-masks!
The resentment value was off the charts!
What kind of junk was this from Boss Nan?
No power at all! Aside from being big scallions, they were completely useless!

Jiangnan was almost splitting apart!
What the hell was "Dali slut slut climbs higher"? You guys didn't even get the chant right!
Besides, the Scallion Holy Sword requires a sword technique!
You didn't even dance!

Soon, Wang Zhan and the others were captured without surprise, poisoned to purple lips, completely weak!
"Boss? It seems we caught a bunch of idiots? Can Xia still trade for them?"

Huayin said darkly, "Stupid as they are, they're still Xia people!"
"Jiangnan! Listen to me! If you keep running, I'll start killing these idiots! Why don't you surrender now?"


Author's note: (Nothing else in the original)