Chapter 1137: Why Is It, After All?
Xie Xie felt like he was going crazy, utterly convinced he was being tormented to death!
Can't you use someone else as an example?
(͜´ཀ`͜)ﾉ
"Boss Nan! Next time, just tell us the effect directly—we believe you!"
Jiang Nan waved his hand: (︶.̮︶*)ﾉ "Isn't this simpler and more straightforward?"
As he spoke, Jiang Nan pulled out another Black Garlic and raised his hand to shove it into Xie Xie's mouth!
Xie Xie felt his stomach getting hit like a hydraulic impact drill!
It felt like something terrible was about to come out!
So he turned around, looking for a small grove to take care of business.
But Jiang Nan grabbed him and pulled him back, refusing to let him go!
He directly stuffed the Black Garlic into his mouth.
Xie Xie's entire body turned black.
Jiang Nan: "Detection range: one thousand meters! You're a human radar!"
╭☞(∗❛ั͜ʖ❛ั)╭☞(●•̆ཀ•̆●)
Before anyone could react to Xie Xie turning black,
Jiang Nan pulled out a can of Durian Pulp, opened it directly, and instantly the fragrance spread for ten thousand meters!
Someone immediately couldn't hold it in and threw up.
Jiang Nan scooped out a lump and shoved it toward Xie Xie's mouth.
Xie Xie: !!!
If you feed me other stuff, fine—at least it's edible.
But are you actually trying to feed me shit?
I've got a stomach ache right now—I need to let it out, not take more in!
This directly becomes a math problem!
Question: A pool is being filled and drained at the same time. How long until it's empty?
੧੧(●⁰口⁰●|||) "No no no! This is truly something my life cannot bear!"
Xie Xie resisted with all his might.
But Jiang Nan grabbed Xie Xie's hand and poked him in the body!
Taking advantage of the moment Xie Xie opened his mouth to yell, he stuffed the Durian Pulp inside.
In an instant, Xie Xie's spiritual energy fully recovered, and his total spiritual energy capacity surged to 150%!
Jiang Nan beamed.
(๑•̀ᗜ•́)ﾉ "Diamond Giant Durian! Replenishes spiritual energy, a little sweet!"
Everyone's eyes went wide. This thing that looks like shit and smells like shit can restore spiritual energy and increase total capacity?
That's way too strong!
Xie Xie also breathed a sigh of relief—at least it was the pulp!
But before he could catch his breath, Jiang Nan pulled out a grenade and tossed it straight at Xie Xie!
(つᵒ̌◡ᵒ̌)つ⌒☻~*
Xie Xie: !!!
A grenade?
Boss Nan is actually bombing me with a grenade?
I'm a test sample—am I supposed to be disposable?
But a burst of multicolored electric light exploded, instantly enveloping Xie Xie!
Xie Xie's eyes bulged wide, and an irresistible urge to dance surged from within!
One hand on his head, the other on his hip, he started wildly thrusting his hips!
୧(●͜•̌口•̑͜)۶ "Grandpa night night yeah~ ah~"
"Puff~ crack~ puff~ crack~"
With each hip thrust, a puff of white smoke shot out from behind him, making a "puff" sound.
Everyone stared wide-eyed. He's... he's dancing now?
At this moment, Wang Zhan, Xiang Zu, and Ye Xingxuan all shuddered, remembering the fear of being dominated by the Dance Grenade!
And Xie Xie was going crazy. I can't hold it in anymore!
The city gates are about to fall!
Just let me go to the grove!
But dancing alone wasn't enough for Xie Xie. He opened his mouth and started singing!
(●͜༎ຶД༎ຶ͜)♬♩♫♪
"Why is it, after all? It's all my fault~
Is it because my butt chin is just too tempting?
Why is it, after all? My chin did nothing wrong~
Now I just want to fly—I can't hold it in anymore~"
Xie Xie sang while farting!
Jiang Nan covered his face. Damn, he's even got a built-in drumbeat?
Don't worry! With the help you've given me today, I won't treat you badly!
This is a golden opportunity; I absolutely can't miss it!
Jiang Nan pulled out a bundle of scallions and tossed them onto the stall cloth, then pulled out two.
He had thrown the Dance Grenade, so he had to dance too!
The newcomers were dumbfounded. A grenade that makes you dance is one thing, but why do you have scallions in your alternate dimension?
But Jiang Nan twisted his waist and swung his hips, brandishing the two scallions!
〵٩(❝᷀ົཽω❝᷀ົཽ)۶〳
"Na~ Daddy Li, great force drips down!"
With one line, the two scallions went ramrod straight. Jiang Nan teleported to a distant rock peak!
"Great force even more powerful, staring cat!"
The two scallions, like heavenly swords, traced several green arcs in the air and actually sliced the pillar-shaped mountain into several sections!
The top was cut off, the breaks smooth and even!
Rocks crashed to the ground with a rumbling roar!
Luo Changge and Bei Bei nearly popped their eyes out!
Σ(っര口ര;)っ
Did Boss Nan just use two scallions to chop a mountain?
A person?
Jiang Nan shouted, "Daddy Li! Scallion Explosive Abandonment Cure Slash!"
The two Scallion Holy Swords instantly charged, emitting a dazzling green light!
Jiang Nan aimed at the half-cut peak and slashed fiercely!
Two massive green sword energies shot straight at the peak!
"Rumble!"
The pillar-shaped rock mountain was blasted apart like a bamboo mat!
The terrifying power nearly blinded the newcomers and explorers!
Holy crap!
Are you sure those are scallions and not some kind of laser sword?
At the camp, Luo Tianqing stared at Jiang Nan in the sky!
‼(•'△'•۶)۶
Scallion petals scattered everywhere. At this moment, Jiang Nan seemed to have a unique charm!
Did that guy just knock down a pillar peak with two scallions?
Sigh—what the hell!
Jiang Nan teleported back to the stall, brushed the scallion petals off his shoulders!
"Only eighty-eight thousand eighty-eight! Take the Scallion Holy Sword home!
Chop mountains with scallions in hand, and use them as garnish when you're free!"
He grabbed a scallion, opened his mouth, and took a bite, chewing!
(｡˘～˘)⋋Chew!
But his expression suddenly froze!
(๑˃̥̩̥̥̥̥̆ε˂̩̩̥̥̩̥̆৭) "Ptooey ptooey—spicy as hell!"
Everyone's eyes were about to pop out!
Sigh—a scallion! It's really a scallion!
Xie Xie was instantly convinced!
(ง͜•̌皿•̑͜)ง "I want it! I want it! Give me that too! I want to chop people with scallions! The sword energy is just too cool!"
Jiang Nan grinned and pulled a hiking backpack out of his alternate dimension. Inside were all kinds of treasures!
He even directly handed the bundle of scallions to Xie Xie!
"Here—God Equipment Backpack. It's all yours! You earned it!"
Xie Xie was so moved he almost cried. I didn't suffer as a test sample for nothing!
This backpack full of treasures—how much money would it take to get all this?
He slung the backpack on, hugged the scallions, and quickly ran off to the grove for some freedom!
And at this moment, not only the newcomers, but also the explorer brothers and other stall owners rushed over with red eyes, like their lives depended on it!
"Give me a bundle of scallions! This thing is too awesome!"
"That grenade, the ring—oh, and that thing that looks like shit, give me some too!"
"A pound of soybeans! I want the ginseng too! I've already transferred the money! Give it to me now!"
After the product demonstration, even the explorers couldn't hold back, and the newcomers went crazy!
Who cares about the side effects? The effects are too powerful! If we bring all these treasures, we don't have to worry about the ant nest maze at all!
Especially those crowd-control items—absolutely perfect!
And the Scallion Holy Sword is the ultimate posing tool—no one can resist it!
In no time, the entire market crowd stuck to Jiang Nan's stall, buzzing with noise!
All kinds of items sold out explosively. Jiang Nan was raking in money so fast he couldn't close his legs!
(*ಡڡಡ)
His eyes curved into little crescent moons. This wave was totally worth it!
"Oh, right! The Scallion Holy Sword requires a chant and sword technique to use—the one I just used!"
"You guys are all smart enough to remember, right?"
But everyone busy buying goods didn't care at all about what Jiang Nan said!
In the distance, Zhao Dezhu watched the newcomers crowded around Jiang Nan's stall buying stuff and shuddered!
"Can Tiger Fatty and the others handle it? They are mentors after all!"
An hour passed in the blink of an eye. Jiang Nan's treasures were almost completely bought up!
Many people had two Diamond Giant Durians hanging from their backpacks and a few green scallions stuck in!
Full of confidence for the ant nest maze!
Wang dOg was overjoyed: "Woof woof! Boss Nan, got any more awesome treasures? Show us another one?"
Jiang Nan checked the time. It was almost time to leave; he had to do a big stunt!
He grinned: "Since you sincerely want it, I can only show you my most precious treasure!"
"Anyone volunteer to be the test subject?"
As soon as he said that, the newcomers raised their hands like crazy!
"Me me me! Pick me!"
Even though being a test sample was rough, you got treasures!
Xie Xie had hit the jackpot just now!
Jiang Nan's eyes swept the crowd and landed on Zhou Yuqing and Ye Xingxuan, who were squeezed to the edge!
He rubbed his nose and cleared his throat twice: "You two, come demonstrate for everyone!"
Ye Xingxuan's pretty face flushed red with excitement as she quickly ran over!
Zhou Yuqing was even more thrilled: "Awesome!"
The two squeezed to the front of the stall, eyes full of anticipation!
Everyone was puzzled. Why did he pick two girls to demonstrate this time?
Jiang Nan pulled out a Bobo Lipstick and skillfully applied it to his own lips!
Everyone was confused. What's going on? Does Boss Nan have that hobby?
But then Jiang Nan grabbed Zhou Yuqing and locked eyes with her!
Zhou Yuqing felt her heart about to jump out of her throat! Her cheeks flushed, and her gaze darted away!
"Jiang... Jiang Nan Ge? You..."
Before she could finish, Jiang Nan lifted her chin with his hand, brushed aside the stray hair on her forehead,
and pressed his lips directly against hers!
(˵ớ₃ờ)(ŏ﹏ŏ๑)
"Mwah!"
Zhou Yuqing's eyes went wide, and her body trembled!
This... this...
Did Jiang Nan Ge just kiss me?
Oh my god!