# Chapter 1121: The Correct Use of Parabolic Calculation Formulas
That freshman from the Ghostly Troupe shot out like lightning!
He plastered himself against the wall, eyes wide and bright, white smoke practically shooting out of his nostrils!
(｡ಥ•﹃•ಥ) "This... this is the sacred relic of my Ghostly Ancestor! There's work to do tonight!"
Seeing that there was no more business to be had, Jiangnan looked a bit disappointed, turned around, and headed home!
Suddenly, a freshman asked, "Hey? Boss Nan doesn't live in the dorms? Then where does he live?"
Guan Hu rubbed his forehead and gestured upward with his chin.
"He lives in the sky..."
The freshmen followed Guan Hu's gaze!
In the distance, three truckloads of spirit materials were stuck in the ground side by side, tied with thick chains!
They extended all the way up into the sky. Following the iron chains upward!
A massive floating island hovered in the air...
The freshmen looked terrified!
"Hiss～ He really does live in the sky? So gods really are different, huh?"
"Sticking that much spirit material on the ground as a counterweight — what kind of family is this?"
"A floating island? Is that the one brought back during Boss Nan's award ceremony? Are there Pocket Rabbits on it?"
"What's it like up there? I'm super curious!"
When Jiangnan heard everyone talking like this, he stopped in his tracks!
He turned around with a beaming smile!
(๐･᷅ὢ･᷄) "Want to visit the island? Tickets are only 298!"
"Round trip includes teleportation service. There's a small lake on top for swimming, and you can even pet the bunnies~"
Everyone's mouths twitched. Boss Nan really doesn't miss any chance to make money, does he?
But the ticket price wasn't expensive — visiting a scenic spot usually costs about that much anyway!
Hundreds of people immediately signed up!
Jiangnan cackled with joy. He really hadn't brought back the Sky Island for nothing!
Just from ticket sales alone, he'd be making a decent amount!
So he used teleportation to bring the freshmen up to the Sky Island in batches.
The newbies were all stunned by the enchanting night view up there!
Ye Xingxuan stood frozen on the floating island, stars shining in her eyes!
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤△O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚ "I so want to live here forever~"
The three cat-eared sisters grinned wickedly!
(˵ಡ.̫ಡ˵) "Then go for it! You're the one who made Boss Nan bleed!"
At the mention of that, Ye Xingxuan's pretty face flushed red, then turned resentful.
He wouldn't even trade it for nine kisses — there was no way she could break through his defenses!
Everyone's attention was soon drawn to the Pocket Rabbits by the forest edge.
But the Pocket Rabbits seemed unusually excited, huddled together, making excited "Qiumi Qiumi" sounds!
Jiangnan was puzzled and teleported over!
(･᷄ὢ･᷅) "What fun thing are you guys playing?"
Seeing Jiangnan approach, the rabbits looked startled and quickly lined up!
C(՞｡◔﹏◔ิ｡՞) "N-nothing much~"
They leaned back slightly as if hiding something.
But just then, a dirty little hand suddenly shot out from under one rabbit's bottom!
It trembled as it reached for Jiangnan's pant leg!
"Save... save me!"
Jiangnan's eyes widened. What's going on?
He quickly lifted that Pocket Rabbit!
Underneath lay a person, already swollen three times their normal size!
The white dress she wore was tattered and torn, her head full of broken grass!
Jiangnan was startled and quickly helped her up!
"Hiss～ Universal Egg Incubator? How is it you?"
This was Shirley, the one who'd been left at the academy to hatch eggs!
Her pretty face was swollen into a pig's head, two front teeth missing!
If her eyes weren't still flashing green and red, Jiangnan wouldn't have recognized her!
Seeing Jiangnan, Shirley burst into tears!
(#)´༎ຶ凸༎ຶ(#) Wuwah~
She rushed over and grabbed Jiangnan's pant leg!
"Wuwah～ These rabbits are demons! The moment they saw me, they started beating me!"
"They can even teleport! I couldn't escape at all! If you hadn't come back, I'd have been beaten to death!"
Jiangnan frowned. He jabbed his small whip into Shirley's wrist to heal her!
The rabbits, seeing her tattling, quickly explained!
C(՞｡･᷅口･᷄｡՞)☛ "Boss Rabbit! She was snooping! We saw her climb onto the island acting sneaky, and she tried to grab our baby bunnies!"
"She's a bad guy! Didn't Boss Rabbit say we could hit bad guys?"
They looked aggrieved, clearly afraid Jiangnan would scold them!
Jiangnan's expression turned odd, and he looked down at Shirley!
"You weren't here to steal my precious rabbits, were you? Instead of being a good egg incubator, you're here playing spy?"
Shirley's aura weakened, her eyes darting away!
"I... I wasn't! I was just curious about what the Pocket Rabbits looked like, so I came up to take a look!"
"And besides, I've been hatching eggs seriously! Most of the academy's spirit pets were hatched by me day and night! Do you think it's easy?"
"And I get beaten just for looking at rabbits? Wuwuwu~"
As she cried, she kept stealing glances at Jiangnan's expression!
(#)థ⌂◔ิ(#)
Jiangnan stepped forward and patted the Pocket Rabbit's head!
"You did great! From now on, if you see anyone unfamiliar on the island acting sneaky and not looking like a good person, just beat them up!"
The rabbits got excited: "Got it, Boss Rabbit!"
This also reminded Jiangnan — since the rabbits were so valuable, someone would definitely try to get their hands on them with ill intent.
He'd need to be more careful. Good thing the rabbits were alert!
Shirley had probably been commissioned by the Eagle Country side to do this, right?
The freshmen were stunned!
These rabbits were that violent?
And this girl looked kind of familiar!
"Damn! Isn't this... the internationally famous Chosen Divine Maiden? Hiss～ It's her!"
"Chosen Divine Maiden? Never heard of her?"
"The five-element elemental mage, the woman blessed by God? What's going on?"
From what they heard, she'd had no international news for so long because she was hatching eggs at Pioneer Academy?
A proper Chosen Divine Maiden, and in Boss Nan's mouth, she became the Universal Egg Incubator?
Jiangnan glanced at the fake-crying Shirley and rolled his eyes!
(◕ˇ◠ˇ◕) "Want a Pocket Rabbit?"
Hearing this, Shirley's eyes lit up. She nodded like a chick pecking rice!
(#)•̀凸•́)♡ "Yes, yes, yes! Will you give me one? If you give me one— Oh, make it two — I'll be super grateful!"
Shirley's face was full of longing!
The Eagle Country side had offered her terms she couldn't refuse — to try and get a few Pocket Rabbits.
But the problem was, she wanted them too!
A portable space backpack — she dreamed of having one!
She'd been hatching eggs at the academy for so long and still didn't have a spirit pet!
Jiangnan stroked his chin!
(･᷄ก･᷅) "I can let you raise a few, but you need to agree to three conditions!"
Shirley was thrilled. He really was giving them to her? Jiangnan was so kind!
"Whatever you say! As long as it doesn't violate basic morality, I'll do it!"
Jiangnan grinned wickedly: "Hatch eggs for the academy for another year. During this time, you're not allowed to bring the Pocket Rabbits out of the academy!"
"You can only take them back when you return to Eagle Country!"
Shirley was stunned. Sell herself for another year? But on second thought, there was no real loss.
She was doing pretty well here. Training and everything was convenient. She was almost getting reluctant to go back.
"Deal! What about the other two conditions?"
Jiangnan was surprised. She agreed so quickly? Had he undersold the year?
"Hmm... I haven't thought of the other two yet. I'll tell you when I do!"
Given how things were developing, in a year, Pocket Rabbits would probably be common. It would be the era of universal spirit pets. By then, the Eagle Country side would have gotten them anyway!
He'd tricked Shirley into hatching for another year. Cackle cackle cackle!
Shirley was overjoyed. She hadn't expected it to be so easy. She'd gotten the space backpack for such a small price!
Jiangnan was such a good person!
So she excitedly hugged Jiangnan, then bounced back!
Jiangnan turned and smiled: "Want to pet some rabbits?"
The freshmen collectively shuddered and shook their heads. If even the mighty Chosen Divine Maiden had gotten her teeth knocked out...
Who would dare pet those rabbits?
So Jiangnan led the freshmen on a tour of the Sky Island. But before they'd gone far, another roar approached!
A figure shot toward them from the distant mountains, kicking up clouds of dust!
"Boom!"
With a deafening crash, a mountain peak was shattered. The disheveled Luo Tianqing, eyes glowing red, leaped high into the air!
=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(｡͡’◠͡’)
Like a high-speed artillery shell, she flew straight toward the Sky Island!
"I'll smash you to death!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Again?
How persistent can you be?
Wait, are you even human? Jumping that high?
Jiangnan furiously calculated Luo Tianqing's parabolic trajectory!
y = aX² + bX + c!
Vertex form: y = a(X-h)² + k…
Plugging in the data, he calculated the impact point between Luo Tianqing and the floating island!
Jiangnan teleported to the island's edge and threw out a pair of space wormholes!
He expanded the wormhole diameter to 15 meters!
Luo Tianqing, without any surprise, plunged headfirst into the space wormhole. Her body shot out from the other side, flying high above Jiangnan's head!
She blinked, finding herself in the high sky, legs still churning uselessly!
She was furious. Damn spatial system!
You're useless!
Xiao Hong! Find someone else to like!
I'm going to pound this guy to death!
[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +1000!]
"I'll be back! Just you wait!"