# Chapter 1112: This Little Thing! Ugly in a Unique Way! (Bonus Chapter)
Upon hearing Jiangnan say this, all the new students pricked up their ears!
Inside information?
Jiangnan put on a serious expression!
(๑͡ಠ◠͡ಠ) "Let me tell you, this interview is the real trap!"
"Preparing in advance is useless. Whether you pass or not depends entirely on the interviewer's mood!"
"Back when I had my interview, I passed immediately, after all, I'm handsome and charming, just one look at me and people can't help but feel happy!"
Even Gao Xingyu and the others watching from afar couldn't stand listening anymore!
Stop your rambling, was that really an interview for you? Weren't you the one interviewing the interviewer?
If normal students acted like you did, they'd have been eliminated long ago!
Jiangnan casually pulled a guy out of the crowd!
"Take this brother with the butt-chin for example. If he goes up there, he's destined for elimination!"
Butt-Chin Bro: (๑͜•̌‸•̑͜) ???
Should I leave then?
Don't just use someone as a negative example, it's really hurtful!
[From Xie Xie's Resentment Value +1000!]
And the new students all gasped, their faces full of worry!
"Real interview? Whether you pass or not depends on facial features? Looks? Personal charm?"
"Then... what do we do? I'm pretty ordinary looking too. What if I get cut in the interview? Wouldn't that be a huge loss?"
Jiangnan looked mysterious!
(๑ºั͜ʖºั) "Don't worry! Don't you still have me? Helping others is my nature, doing one good deed a day is my principle!"
"I have a little trick to guarantee you pass the interview. I'm risking getting kicked out of the academy to help you!"
"After all, con... ahem, helping my junior fellow students isn't that just my duty as Senior Jiang?"
The new students' mouths twitched. This guy seems to have let the truth slip, huh?
Nanshen's street stall goods don't seem to have the best reputation, do they?
Wang Zhan urged: "What trick? Just tell us already, Nanshen!"
Jiangnan pulled out a pack of pop rocks, a devilish smile appearing on his face!
(๑ิꇴิ) "Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks! Charisma boost is super strong!"
"Eat these pop rocks, and you'll be the coolest guy in the entire academy!"
"Passing the interview will be a breeze. Who knows, maybe the interviewer will even fall in love with you. Thirty thousand a pack, not expensive at all!"
Xiang Zu swallowed his saliva: "Is... is this reliable? Nanshen, are you trying to use this opportunity to trick us into buying treasures?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the new students immediately became alert!
Two veins bulged on Jiangnan's forehead!
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) So you're the smart one, huh?
Jiangnan grabbed the butt-chin guy!
(๑•̆口•̆)つ(๑͜≖‸≖͜)
"Just ask yourselves! Is he ugly or not? Would you date him? Yes or no?"
Immediately, the younger female students all showed disgusted expressions, shaking their heads vigorously!
(￢益￢٥) "Ugly! No way I'd date him, even with the lights off!"
[From Xie Xie's Resentment Value +1000!]
So please stop using me as an example, okay?
I'm thanking you from the bottom of my heart!
This wave directly shattered my college dreams!
Sure enough! This is a world that values looks!
Jiangnan pried open Xie Xie's mouth, tore open the packaging, and poured an entire pack of pop rocks down his throat!
Then he tightly covered Xie Xie's mouth!
A series of "crackling, popping, banging" sounds came from inside!
Xie Xie struggled constantly, his body twitching and legs kicking. His eyes rolled back, and foam was coming from the corners of his mouth!
˚‧º·(๑͜꒪ͦж꒪ͦ͜)‧º·˚
He was completely dazed by the Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks, almost passing out!
The new students' eyes widened, their faces full of terror!
Are you sure this is really pop rocks? And not arsenic or something?
This scene looked exactly like a mass poisoning!
Xie Xie, dazed from the explosion, slowly came back to his senses. Looking at his own hands, he was astonished!
"Hiss! My spiritual energy absorption speed actually increased tenfold? So... so miraculous?"
Jiangnan grinned: "That miraculous. Now take another look at him."
Everyone turned to look at Xie Xie. Regardless of gender, they all felt their hearts pounding!
"God! What... what's happening? Why do I suddenly find his butt-chin so sexy?"
"This little thing! Ugly in a unique way. Dating him doesn't seem so bad after all!"
"It's heart-fluttering! Oh no, I can't look away~ It's kind of intriguing! I kinda like it!"
Xie Xie was stunned, and his eyes instantly moistened!
(͜꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ͜)
I've never been this popular in my entire life! Going from "ugly as hell" to "kinda likeable"?
These pop rocks are way too miraculous!
But since you're all complimenting me, couldn't you use words like "handsome and imposing" or "dashing"?
What's with "sexy butt-chin", "intriguing", "ugly in a unique way"?
Given my base appearance though, being able to achieve this result is already pretty impressive!
He turned around, grabbed Jiangnan's shorts, and directly scanned the QR code to transfer 300,000!
"Say no more! Give me 10 packs!"
At this moment, Wang Zhan, Xiang Zu, and the others' eyes also widened!
Being able to boost Xie Xie's charm to this level? With this, how could the interview possibly fail?
"Give me two packs! This is perfect!"
"Whether it's arsenic or pop rocks, even if it kills me, I'm doing it!"
In an instant, the pop rocks sold like crazy. The constant influx of money made Jiangnan's eyes squint!
His gaze toward the new students completely changed!
(๑¥͜ʖ¥)
In Jiangnan's eyes, they were just a group of walking piggy banks!
Jiangnan shouted loudly: "Limited quantity! Sold while supplies last!"
"Remember to sneakily eat them before your interview! Don't let the academy find out, got it?"
Wang Zhan laughed heartily: "Don't worry! We understand! We totally understand! This is Nanshen for you, truly thinking about us new students!"
Jiangnan looked smug: "Of course! Oh right! After the interview comes the physical examination!"
"They'll use syringes to draw several pounds of blood from you. After that is the physical fitness test. Think about it! If you're all drained from blood loss, can you still perform well in the fitness test?"
The new students were taken aback!
Several pounds? God! Why so much?
Is it to increase the difficulty of the fitness test? Good heavens, the trials really are everywhere!
"Nanshen! Do you have another little trick?"
Jiangnan puffed out his chest: "Of course I do!"
"Here I recommend the Vitality Ginseng—a miracle item for replenishing blood and healing injuries!"
"It'll give you full vitality during the fitness test! Hold ginseng and pop rocks in hand, and both interview and fitness test will be sure to pass!"
With the pop rocks leading the charge, who would hesitate over the ginseng?
Xie Xie excitedly asked: "How much? How do you sell it? I want one!"
Jiangnan cleared his throat: "These aren't cheap, after all, they're life-saving items. The lowest grade is 100,000 each!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a ginseng and held it in his palm.
Xie Xie was stunned: "There are higher grades too?"
Jiangnan nodded: "Of course! There's also a top-grade Vitality Ginseng for 300,000! Which one do you want?"
Xie Xie looked hesitant, then gritted his teeth and stomped his foot. This was a one-time opportunity. As long as he passed the selection, it would be worth it!
"Give me the 300,000 one!"
He transferred another 300,000 to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan grinned, pulled a ginseng from his other pants pocket, and handed it to Xie Xie!
Xie Xie received it with both hands as if he'd obtained a treasure!
Then he paused, puzzled, and asked: "May I ask, what's the specific difference in effect between the 100,000 ginseng and the 300,000 ginseng?"
Jiangnan shrugged, spreading his hands!
ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ
"No difference, they're the same thing!"
"It's just that some people are willing to pay 100,000 for it, and some are willing to pay 300,000!"
When Xie Xie heard this, his face immediately darkened, and his butt-chin trembled!
(͜▀̿‸▀͜)...
Freaking "same thing"!
Then why separate the prices at all, damn it!
You just blatantly conned 200,000 out of me!
[From Xie Xie's Resentment Value +1000!]
Everyone else burst out laughing upon hearing this!
Can this guy get any more wicked?
At least make up a lie to trick him, right?
Jiangnan would never lie—that way he couldn't earn resentment points!
I earn both money and resentment points. I'm such a little genius!
Wang Zhan hurriedly said: "We're all acquaintances! Nanshen, can you give us a discount? Make it cheaper!"
Jiangnan put on a benevolent expression!
(ꐦᵔ◡ᵔ) "Don't you know that when acquaintances meet, their eyes redden? A discount? Where should I apply it?"
As he spoke, he started cracking his knuckles, sending shivers down everyone's spine!
This clearly looked like he was about to break some bones!
Who would dare ask for a discount now? 100,000 is fine!
The new students who bought pop rocks and ginseng excitedly headed toward the academy!
And Jiangnan, setting up his street stall at the academy entrance, saw business booming!
Just then, Zhou Yuqing, with her ponytail, pulled a slightly worn small suitcase along the path!
Her big eyes kept looking around nervously!
Now Zhou Yuqing was all grown up, no longer the little girl helping her mom at the alley barbecue stand.
She was tall, dressed simply and cleanly, with a pair of cloth shoes on her feet!
Her short ponytail swayed as she walked, her snow-white neck catching everyone's attention!
Many new students couldn't help but glance sideways. A girl this pure looked just like a first love!
That girl-next-door feeling was simply irresistible!
Behind Zhou Yuqing followed two guys and one girl!
A handsome guy with a buzz cut, tight muscles, and a sportswear walked behind!
Bold eyebrows and sharp eyes, full of masculine energy. His footsteps were heavy!
People walking next to him could even feel the ground slightly vibrating!
"Brother Changge~ You've made progress in your Spirit Muscle Jade Bone technique lately, haven't you?"
Next to the buzz-cut guy, a pale-skinned girl with two bun-shaped hairdos and a pleated skirt spoke coyly with praise!
She wore large round-framed glasses, looking very cute!
Luo Changge laughed heartily: "Of course! My talent is right there!"
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