Chapter 106: Hehehe
Jiangnan wasn't overthinking it at all!
With the situation in Suka Town unclear,
the fewer competitors heading for the nuclear warhead, the better!
Otherwise, by the end, they'd all be enemies.
Han Ze made his way to the sleeper compartment's private room!
On the bed sat a slightly overweight man,
with a rather piggish, big-headed look.
Half-reclining in his arms was a seductive woman, and the two were all over each other!
Behind his ear, he also had a tattoo, except a bloody skull adorned the hilt.
"Xiao Han? What's the matter?"
Han Ze: "Brother Wei! I think we've run into competitors!"
Wei Changsheng frowned: "People from Raksha? Or the Elite Society?"
Anyone heading to Suka Town now must be after the nuclear warhead!
Han Ze covered his face: "Neither... it's the Baldy Gang!"
Wei Changsheng: ???
Baldy Gang?
What the hell?
Since when was there a Baldy Gang?
That name—
It's so absurdly rustic!
Then Han Ze recounted the whole thing.
Wei Changsheng sneered: "Some clueless greenhorn from nowhere, all rough edges, doesn't even know the Blood Alliance! A bunch of nobodies who can't be taken seriously!"
"You did well!"
"Don't cause trouble on the train, keep a low profile! Everything is about completing the deal! Make sure nothing goes wrong!"
"Everyone must arrive safely in Suka! Prevent a double-cross!"
"As for them, just hold out one more night. Once we reach Suka, take them out directly!"
Han Ze grinned viciously: "Got it, Brother Wei!"
"Mm. Go on!"
...
Han Ze returned, saying nothing to Jiangnan and his group, but his gaze was icy, as if looking at dead men.
Jiangnan, on the other hand, secretly withdrew his Space Wormhole!
Within three hundred meters, he had heard everything clearly through the wormhole.
"Come on, Sister Ningning! Let me whisper in your ear!"
Anning's pretty face flushed, and she leaned her ear over.
Jiangnan: "Who is Wei Changsheng?"
Anning was startled—so Jiangnan had managed to get intel through some unknown method?
No wonder he didn't let anyone follow.
She took Jiangnan's hand and wrote in his palm.
"One of the Blood Alliance's twelve cadres! Gold rank! Very strong!"
Jiangnan grinned slyly. Big fish!
Watching this scene, the Blood Alliance members itched with anger!
They wanted nothing more than to charge up and beat Jiangnan senseless!
Han Ze laughed coldly!
Let you have your moment of pride.
Once we get off the train, it'll be your death. As for those two women?
Hmph!
Both sides were plotting to kill each other!
But the Blood Alliance chose to strike after getting off.
Jiangnan, however, never let revenge wait until the next day.
"Come on! Move your feet!"
"Snacks, drinks, mineral water here?"
"Beer, peanuts, edamame here?"
The train attendant pushed a small cart through the aisle, hawking goods!
Long night!
In hard seats, you couldn't sleep without a drink!
Han Ze and his crew couldn't resist?
They grabbed a bunch of beer, sunflower seeds, edamame, and the like!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
If not now, when?
"Little Rui Rui, come here for a kiss!"
Su Rui: ???
What...
She had to kiss him too?
Damn it! This mission was way too hard!
But looking at Jiangnan's face,
her heart raced again.
Kissing him... might not be such a loss?
He was so handsome!
After a mental struggle and some self-persuasion, Su Rui blushed and leaned toward Jiangnan's cheek.
But at that moment, using Su Rui's body as cover,
Jiangnan activated his Space Wormhole and furiously tossed white powder inside!
While drugging the drinks, Jiangnan let out a sinister: "Hehehe~"
His wicked laugh sent chills down the spine!
Su Rui: ???
Wasn't he asking for a kiss?
Hmph!
Jerk!
He was playing with my feelings. For some reason, I felt a little disappointed!
Meanwhile, Chen Chen and the others were staring longingly as the attendant's cart passed by.
They didn't even speak!
Knowing how stingy Jiangnan was, there was no way he'd buy them beer!
Anning was shocked: "Nan Shen? This is..."
Jiangnan: "Shh~"
"Hehehe~"
Anning couldn't help shivering, getting a bad feeling.
After sprinkling the white powder, Jiangnan wasn't satisfied. He aimed at the sleeper compartment and opened another Space Wormhole!
He frantically scattered powder inside!
Anning: ...
...
"Pfft~"
Opening the beer, the Blood Alliance members clinked bottles and started chugging.
Chen Chen and his team watched with envy.
But after the first gulp:
"Whoa? Why does this beer taste weird?"
"Yeah, I taste it too—soybean flavor?"
"Expired?"
"Damn! And they sell it for ten bucks a bottle? What a rip-off!"
"It's not expired! Who cares what it tastes like? As long as it gets you drunk, bottoms up!"
Han Ze scoffed: "So pathetic? Out here and can't even afford beer? A bunch of broke losers!"
"Tch, following him is a total waste!"
"Bumpkins! And they call themselves the Baldy Gang? Hah, I'm dying of laughter!"
Jiangnan completely ignored them.
In the private compartment, Wei Changsheng and the seductive woman had just finished watching a movie.
On the table were two cups of freshly brewed cat poop coffee.
Wei Changsheng took a sip and frowned deeply: "Why does this cat poop coffee taste strange?"
The seductive woman: "Let me try?"
"Mm! A soy-like flavor. Maybe the cat ate beans or something."
Wei Changsheng curled his lips in disgust: "That cat must have eaten a pound of soybeans before shitting out this coffee, right?"
"Damn awful!"
...
In the hard seat car, Jiangnan kicked his brothers.
"Mission!"
Instantly, all team members focused on him. A mission?
"There are eight toilet compartments! Except for the one where Wei Changsheng is, I want you seven to occupy all of them!"
"Don't let anyone in, got it?"
Chen Chen: ???
Team members: ???
What kind of mission was this?
A literal "squatting on the toilet without shitting" mission?
"Staring dumbfounded? What are you waiting for? Hurry up! Guard the toilets, and you guard the victory!"
When did victory ever have anything to do with toilets?
Totally confused, the seven baldies still took action!
Anning suddenly recalled the white powder Jiangnan had secretly sprinkled!
Horror dawned on her face.
This... this couldn't be...
At that very moment!
Wei Changsheng and the seductive woman lying on the bed both felt their stomachs churn!
With the rustling of the blanket, the entire compartment filled with a drunken aroma!
They exchanged glances, faces dark as coal. That cat poop coffee must have gone bad!
The next second, a thunderous rumble erupted from their bellies. Both jolted!
They rushed toward the bathroom!
And in the hard sleeper car, the Blood Alliance members, happily buzzed from the beer, were bragging.
Then—
"Pfft—bang!"
They tried to hold it in but failed. A roar that went from high pitch to heavy bass silenced the entire car!
"Holy crap! Who the hell was that?! Must have held it in for thirty years!"
"So smelly! My eyes are stinging!"
"Ugh—I smell edamame! Ugh—"
"Quick! Open the window!"
"This is a damn train! What window?!"
"Damn it! I'm gonna puke!"
All eyes landed on Han Ze!
Han Ze: !!!
That beer was poisoned!