# Chapter 1108: Whose Hands Are These?
Jiangnan teleported in front of the door, a smile on his face!
He saw Qin Shou and the others clawing at the spatial barrier with their fingernails, banging their heads against it nonstop, their faces full of madness!
"Boss Nan! We were wrong! We'll buy the Teletubbies suits, alright?"
"This itch is killing me! Hurry up and think of something for us!"
"Ahhh! I'm about to go crazy! You said it would be just a little itchy! Boss Nan, why didn't you tell us sooner!"
Jiangnan spread his hands, looking innocent.
╮(•́ω•̀)╭
"I did tell you. I said it would be 'a little' itchy. Now even putting on Teletubbies suits won't help you peel off your skin~"
"If you want to peel, you'll have to peel your own!"
Qin Shun shuddered. Peel off his own skin? Who could bring themselves to do that?
"Boss Nan, you must have some life hacks, right? Money's no problem, just hook us up!"
Jiangnan smiled brilliantly: "You're all Platinum rank. The Green Stick can stun you for about 15 seconds. One bottle for you, 100,000."
"The itch will last three days. That's 129,600 seconds. Anyone want in? Limited spots available. I can't afford to serve all of you."
When Qin Shou and the others heard they'd have to itch for three days, they almost drew their blades and committed suicide on the spot!
Pride comes before a fall! Or else you'll end up with regret!
Your wallet goes empty! Reach back and scoop out crap!
If they wanted to enjoy the service of getting hit with Green Sticks continuously for three days, how much would that cost?
Qin Shou gritted his teeth: "Brothers! If we can just endure 15 seconds, that's saving ourselves 100,000 each!"
"Just over 120,000 seconds. We can endure it!"
At this moment, everyone's faces were gloomy, letting out mournful howls.
Jiangnan gave a thumbs up.
(๑°᷄◡°᷅)ھ "Good spirit, brother. Remember to listen to me next time, alright?"
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)☛✧ "Also, pain can temporarily relieve the itch~ Good luck!"
With that, he teleported back to his room.
Qin Shou and the others exchanged glances. Whether they could survive these three days depended on their brothers' support!
So they all rushed together, beating each other up and scratching each other's itches.
This scene was truly philosophical!
Pressed together in a pile of grown men, they couldn't even tell whose arms or legs were whose!
Qin Shou was at the very bottom, barely able to breathe, itching like crazy.
Suddenly, he noticed two hands on the ground. He didn't know whose they were.
"What are you scratching the ground for? Scratch me!"
With that, he grabbed one hand and pressed it against his own body.
That hand's veins bulged, struggling nonstop, but it scratched quite nicely.
It left bloody marks with every scratch!
Qin Shou was delighted and quickly grabbed the other hand, pressing it against himself too.
"Scratch hard, don't be polite! Mmm~ That feels good!"
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At this moment, in an unremarkable hotel in Rongcheng.
Fulei, Milando, Huayin, and Xindi—four agents from different countries—were all here.
Fulei had called them together. They were all reporting to their superiors on the phone.
Milando's mouth was swollen, tears streaming down his face.
ᕦ(#)´༎ຶ3༎ຶ(#) "Raise the pay! You have to raise my pay! Those Pocket Rabbits aren't pushovers, and the Pioneer Academy is full of hidden tigers and crouching dragons!"
"If you want Pocket Rabbits, you'd need to send five or six Dao Heaven rank experts to have a ten percent chance of snatching a few!"
The Star Shield Bureau higher-ups listening to Milando's report had black faces.
If I could send five or six Dao Heaven rank experts, what would I need you for?
Huayin gripped the phone, her face full of terror.
(☍﹏⁰✽)ᕤ "I'm telling you! Easterners actually all know how to cultivate immortality! Have you ever seen a dragon pulling nine coffins?"
"I suspect their Heavenly Court is set up somewhere over there! And they even have super fierce celestial baby! A divine-level spirit beast! How could I possibly steal a rabbit?"
Sakura Group higher-ups: (≖_≖)...
Is this kid's brain fried?
What kind of nonsense is she talking about? It's just a Pioneer Academy. Is it really that serious?
Meanwhile, 001, who had just finished crying on the phone with his feet, suddenly widened his eyes.
Even though his hands weren't on his body, he could still feel their sensations even from this distance.
Cold sweat dripped from his forehead.
(‧̣̥̇థ‧̣̥̇ж‧̣̥̇థ‧̣̥̇)...
What were his hands going through right now?
It felt like a pair of big hands was holding his hands and rubbing them all over.
Fulei frowned, looking at 001.
"What's wrong? Something off?"
001's eyes darted away. He coughed twice to cover his embarrassment.
"N-nothing..."
It was just two hands. At worst, he didn't want them anymore.
Fulei crossed her legs: "What do you all think? Looks like the higher-ups aren't giving up on the mission."
They exchanged glances and sighed.
Fulei said calmly, "Since we're all here to steal rabbits and have the same goal, why don't we cooperate?"
"Everyone has seen the situation in the Pioneer Academy. There's no way to successfully steal the rabbits alone."
"We need to pool our wisdom and strategize. That's the only way we have a chance to succeed."
Huayin sneered: "Easier said than done. Who can guarantee that none of you will stab the others in the back at a critical moment?"
Fulei played with her long hair.
"Before the rabbits are in hand, we cooperate fully. If anyone tries to sabotage, they'll face the combined attack of the other three."
"Once we have the rabbits, if there are enough, naturally each family gets a pair. If there's only one pair, the family that contributed the most takes it."
"After breeding offspring, the babies will be distributed to the other three families. What do you think?"
They exchanged another glance. At this point, there really was no other good option.
This was Hua Xia territory. The only way was to cooperate.
Fulei extended her hand first.
"Rabbit-Stealing Alliance! Let's form an alliance!"
Milando placed his hand on top of hers.
(#)¯᷄◠¯᷅)つ٩(˘•～•˘｡)
After some hesitation, Huayin also placed her hand on top. Then the three of them looked at 001.
001's face showed difficulty.
The three's gazes turned cold, killing intent surfacing.
If the Eagle's Nest Bureau didn't cooperate, they'd have to make him leave the game first.
001 was full of conflict. Finally, he raised his foot and placed it on Huayin's hand...
The hotel air froze instantly. Huayin's expression stiffened. Veins bulged on her forehead, her face twisted with rage.
(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) "Kuso dare! Temee wa kuroseki ka?"
With that, she pulled out a dagger and stabbed it straight into 001's stomach.
She stabbed a dozen holes in a second, but no blood flowed out.
001 struggled anxiously: "Why the hell are you stabbing me?"
"I don't have hands, alright? You're all putting hands down. What do you want me to do? The gesture is what counts!"
"I'm embarrassed too! Stop stabbing! Will you stop already?! If it weren't for you, would my hands have ended up over there?"
Huayin was about to go crazy. No hands, so he puts his foot on my hand?
"Shine!"
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Qin Shou and the others were still fighting on Sky Island, making so much noise Jiangnan couldn't sleep.
Jiangnan appeared helplessly. His figure suddenly appeared before the itch-boy battle group.
He stomped his foot, then teleported to Xiao Chuihuo.
Before Xiao Chuihuo could speak, Jiangnan yawned.
"Swap!"
That patch of ground, along with the itch-boy battle group, suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Chuihuo.
Jiangnan teleported back to his room.
When Ye Xinghe and the others saw it was the dean, they looked like they'd seen a savior.
"Dean Grandpa! Our skin itches! Won't you beat us up?"
"Ahhh! We're crawling with itch! Please hit us! Just hit us for three days straight! Leave us breathing!"
"Otherwise, we can't help but tear the roof off!"
Xiao Chuihuo glared.
Tear the roof off? He just built a new academy!
Jiangnan finally settled down, and now you're acting up?
Looks like I really need to beat you for three days to keep you from tearing the roof off!
Xiao Chuihuo said angrily: "Look at yourselves! New students are coming soon for selection. If they see you like this, who would dare come here to study?"
"All of you get locked in the heavy training room. Lock the door tight. None of you come out until you calm down!"
The itch-boy battle group was separated, and Guan Hu herded them all into the heavy training room.
The room had been expanded, with more space. A hundred times gravity was no longer the limit.
The empty heavy training room. Only the giant gold brick at the far end still shone.
At this moment, Qin Shou was still scratching himself in a corner. The people around him were looking at him with increasingly horrified expressions.
"Q-Qin Shou, brother? Aren't those two human hands you're holding?"
Qin Shou was stunned. He looked down at the two hands in his own hands...
୧٩(#•̌～•̑#)۶୨??
"Wait, holy crap? Whose hands did I pull off? S-sorry! Brothers, whose hands are these?"
But all the itch-boys were in the heavy training room, and everyone's hands were still attached!
The expressions grew even more horrified.
Two extra hands appearing out of nowhere? How terrifying was that?
Qi Yu stammered: "Brother, don't scare me! Are these a dead person's hands?"
Qin Shou shuddered. He'd used these hands to scratch his entire body!
Goosebumps shot straight to his crown!
He let out a loud wail and tried to throw the hands away. But just then, Guan Hu harshly turned the gravity in the heavy training room to MAX!
The curse-mark stone slab beneath them flipped!
"Boom!"
Everyone was crushed to the ground by a thousand times gravity, unable to move.
Their faces felt like they were being sucked down!
Under this terrifying gravity, they were like iron shavings sucked onto a strong magnet!
They couldn't move at all!
But at this moment, everyone's gaze focused on those hands!
The hands' fingers spread wide, veins bulging. They actually pushed the fingers up!
Then the fingers moved, crawling slowly toward Qin Shou's direction.
Qin Shou's eyes were full of terror, his mouth wide open.
(#´༎ຶ口༎ຶ#) "Wa~ Ni ta ma pu yao guo lai sa~"
As soon as he finished speaking, his tongue was sucked flat against the ground by gravity, saliva flowing out in streams.
Bearing a thousand times gravity, he slowly raised his hips, arching forward like a caterpillar.
Just this one motion seemed to take all his strength!
A thousand times gravity was no joke!
He couldn't move his hands or feet at all!
The other hand was also crawling toward Ye Xinghe and the others' side.
These two hands couldn't sense their surroundings. 001 was trying his best to control them, wanting them to crawl back to him through their own effort.
Ye Xinghe and the others screamed, using all their baby strength to crawl around on the ground in all sorts of bizarre positions.
"Ghost! These hands move on their own!"
"Don't come here! Stay away from me!"
Now not only could they not scratch their itches, but they also had to dodge the ghost hands' pursuit under a thousand times gravity!
Complaint points were maxed out. Ghostly wails traveled far.
Guan Hu looked back with a dark face, then looked up at the sky, his expression melancholy.
"I hear she's coming back this time to lead the new students. The good days are over~"