Chapter 1092: I Won't Do It
Igor was scared shitless. He never thought the Green Vine would be so fierce!
Even a Dao Heaven level existence couldn't withstand that kind of beating!
"So that's how it is? Is Hua Xia only superficially glorious?"
It seemed Hua Xia relied on the Celestial Green Vine to suppress the No Man's Land!
In reality, was this Green Vine the true master of the No Man's Land?
Was Hua Xia just enslaved by the Green Vine, forced to offer food and resources?
Using the Green Vine's power to suppress the No Man's Land and reap the benefits?
Tsk tsk tsk~
"Hmph~ They claim to have found a shortcut to suppress the spirit disasters in the No Man's Land, but they're just riding on this Green Vine's coattails!"
"And they're even feeding it? One day the Green Vine will turn on them and devour them clean. What stupid humans!"
"This is like raising a tiger that will eventually eat you! I was a bit worried before, but now? Hua Xia is finished!"
After this analysis, Igor finally reached this conclusion!
Originally, bringing the Mother Vine was meant to divert forces from the Western Frontier, but unexpectedly it created such a freak Green Vine!
Igor turned and muttered.
(︶ε︶٥) "Anyway, the goal of using the Western Frontier No Man's Land as a spirit energy source has been achieved. No need to target the Green Vine anymore—just adds unnecessary risk!"
"In the future, when the Green Vine grows up and turns against Hua Xia, it might even clear obstacles for the Holy Star's next plan!"
"Yeah! That's right! No more fighting! Not because I can't win, but because there's no need! I'll play along and go with the flow!"
Looking back at the Green Vine's phantom, Igor shuddered again, as if remembering something.
A playful smile curled at the corner of his mouth.
His figure vanished into the void.
Meanwhile, the horn on Jiang Ning's head, which had been hidden at Outpost 066, began to pulse with Bose light rhythmically.
Jiang Ning frowned deeply, disgust in her eyes. After hesitating for a moment, her body also disappeared.
At a desolate spot outside Outpost 066.
Igor stood with his hands behind his back, and Jiang Ning appeared abruptly opposite him.
Seeing Igor's human body, she was somewhat startled but still spoke coldly:
(๐‾᷄～‾᷅) "Why did you call me here?"
Igor glanced at her coldly.
"Is this how you speak to an upper clan member? Know your place! Vile traitor!"
Jiang Ning narrowed her eyes: "I no longer belong to the Bose Clan. Don't try to use that on me. The upper clan means nothing to me!"
"Traitor? Hah~ It was the Bose Clan that banished me first, wasn't it? Because of those boring laws!"
Igor's expression remained unchanged, casually picking at his fingers.
(˘‿˘｡) "You seem quite dissatisfied with the clan? But it doesn't matter."
"What if I said the Sacred Law Council can restore your status in the clan, and you won't have to be trapped on Lan Xing, with the right to return?"
Jiang Ning was stunned, her pupils contracted. She stepped back twice, her fists clenched, eyes full of struggle.
"You... what did you say?"
Igor sneered: "You know what I mean. As a Holy Envoy, the Holy Star has that power, and I have that authority."
"Of course, you need to join the Holy Star and work for me."
"You've been hanging around that trash space-attribute human from Hua Xia, gained his trust, and the humans' trust."
"And I need your identity."
Jiang Ning gritted her teeth: "Don't you dare! I will never work for the Holy Star!"
Xiao Nan gave me everything, gave me a reason to live.
The former Ke Nai died years ago when she was banished by the Bose Clan and imprisoned by humans.
Now there is only Jiangnan's Sister Ningning.
Igor smiled.
"Don't be so quick to refuse. I just need you to provide intelligence and find an opportunity to get a sample of the Green Vine's stem. I'm very interested."
"You know how special Lan Xing is. Once the Xing Xu development is complete, as a member of the Holy Star, boundless glory awaits you."
"You can have everything you want. What, mingling with these low-level three-dimensional creatures, these pig-like despicable humans? Is that really what you want?"
Jiang Ning clenched her fists, anger burning in her eyes.
"I am willing! Never belittle what others cherish. What do you know?"
"Besides, the Holy Star's development of Lan Xing has failed more than once."
"According to the laws, Lan Xing already has the right to cease hostilities. Yet the Holy Star still chooses to continue development? That itself is a violation of the laws by the Holy Star!"
"It should be sanctioned by the Sacred Law Council! But the Sacred Law Council, which prides itself on fairness, turns a blind eye? Just because the Holy Star has people in the Sacred Law Council, right? How laughable!"
Igor's face turned cold: "Don't get it wrong! Humans have never won. It's just that the previous envoys were incompetent, and humans used despicable tricks."
"The value of Lan Xing is worth the Holy Star's risk. So what if the Sacred Law Council finds out eventually?"
"As long as the Holy Star succeeds in developing Lan Xing into a Xing Xu, the achievement will cover up this small flaw."
"By the time it's done! No one will care about the Holy Star's methods. The Sacred Law Council will shut up obediently!"
Jiang Ning trembled with anger: "You will fail again! Definitely!"
Igor sneered: "Don't be naive. Do you know what the Holy Star is? No matter how strong an ant is, it can't contend with a god."
"As for you, as one of the exiles who came to Lan Xing with the Holy Star, you should naturally work for us."
"But now you're hanging out with humans? Trying to disgust me? You have no choice. The Bose Clan doesn't tolerate traitors."
"I've given you the chance. Work for me, or be erased. Think it over—"
Jiang Ning's face darkened: "No need to think. I can tell you now."
"I! WON'T! DO! IT!"
"I want to be with Jiangnan. For him, I can abandon everything I once had. Now and forever!"
"On Lan Xing, I have my own home. He gave it to me."
Igor narrowed his eyes, about to say more.
But just then, the main Green Vine plant at Outpost 066 went crazy.
All its tendrils writhed like demon snakes, then slapped the ground violently.
The vine roots hidden underground bulged like coiled dragons, triggering a super earthquake, even lifting bedrock plates.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The wildly flailing vine branches slammed into the rock mountains, splitting them open, sending rubble flying.
It was like the apocalypse, the Green Vine displaying terrifying destructive power.
Igor: !!!!=͟͟͞͞(๑òOóﾉ)ﾉ
Holy crap!
This thing is terrifying!
Did it detect me? Coming to get me?
Igor's legs trembled like rubber bands, and a large wet patch spread on his pants.
Jiang Ning frowned and stepped back, looking disgusted.
(¬_¬) "Did you piss your pants?"
Igor glared.
(٥ಠДಠ) "Wh-who pissed their pants? Nonsense! It's sweat! Just too hot!"
"Hmph~ Carbon-based human bodies are such a hassle. They even sweat? Annoying!"
"You just wait. The Holy Star's advance won't stop. Home? Hah! Wait to be crushed in despair!"
With a loud "Boom", half a mountain peak was flung over by the Green Vine. Igor's face turned pale, and he vanished instantly.
"Just this thing alone is enough to give Hua Xia a headache! Cackle cackle~ I'm not playing with you guys anymore!"
Jiang Ning looked confused. Was it that scary?
Pissing his pants and not admitting it?
At that moment, Outpost 066 was also shocked by the Green Vine's rampage.
What's happening? Out of control?
Or did the Bose entity attack?
Green Vine: ٩༼͡☉O͡☉༽۶ !!!
I'm itchy!
The stuff my godfather sprayed on me was indeed pesticide!
Once the effect wore off, an unbearable itching sensation enveloped the main Green Vine plant.
How could it stand that?
The whole vine was about to collapse, and Jiangnan's itching also flared up.
A Teletubby suddenly burst out of the vine, expression ferocious, yelling.
٩(ʘ̆Oʘ̥̆‖)۶՞ "I'm itching to death!"
Chen Daoyi perked up.
(´≖◞౪◟≖) "Brother? Skin itching, huh? Come, let me take good care of you! I'll make you feel heavenly!"
Since you're destined to fall into my hands, don't blame me for being ruthless!
Poked me twice? I'll have my revenge!
Finally a chance to settle personal scores under the guise of official business, how could Chen Daoyi let it go?
Jiangnan charged at Chen Daoyi headfirst.
Chen Daoyi was fully prepared.
But Jiangnan the Teletubby had already put on the Passionate Little Gloves at some point.
With a flick of Space Wormhole, he gave Chen Daoyi a big slap.
"Slap!" Chen Daoyi's eyes went blank.
(#･᷅O･᷄)۶(•̌#)3•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
His last thought was: He's itchy, why hit me?
Jiangnan the Teletubby, like a madman, slapped Chen Daoyi's memories back 30 minutes with a series of slaps.
Better to save scum!
Otherwise, he'd be retaliated against later!
Jiangnan's little scheme was clicking perfectly.
But the unbearable itch finally got to him.
He pulled out a bottle of Large Green Stick, chugged it down to eliminate pain.
Then he took out the Blood-Drinking Halberd, and under everyone's horrified gaze, he cut himself open.
He slit a big gash in the Teletubby suit and peeled off the entire invisibility cloak like skin.
Sure enough, the itching disappeared!
Jiangnan cackled.
It worked! Since Didiwei makes the skin itchy, just peel off the skin!
And wearing the Teletubby suit is like an outer layer of skin; peeling it hurts.
Drinking the Large Green Stick numbs the pain!
With a chain of bug exploits, he successfully bypassed the itching side effect of Didiwei!
Yohoho! I'm such a little genius!
✌(๑͡°ڡ͡°)✧
[(๑•̀◠•́)و Damn!]
[He exploited it again! Tsk~]