Chapter 1085: Self-Circulating Skull-Cracking Machine! (Extra Chapter)
If Pangju didn't agree, then she would be entangled by the green vines until she died here!
The Ghost Beast Group would also be wiped out. From the very beginning, Pangju had no choice!
As the leader of the beast group, Pangju was undoubtedly qualified!
Zi Yuan's face was full of bright smiles!
(｡︶ꇴ︶) "That's more like it. Fighting and killing, what's so good about that? You two shake hands, and everyone can still be good friends!"
Pangju turned her head away, full of disdain!
(￢‸￢。。) "I'm not shaking hands with him. He's always wanted to make me bald. Sister Zi Yuan, let me tell you: he's a pervert! You'd better stay away from him!"
Jiangnan glared: (ꐦಠДಠ) "Pfft! You're slandering me!"
"I was treating your wounds! And later, wasn't it you who wanted to borrow my bloodline?"
Pangju remembered what happened before, and her face turned red again!
Ahhh!
(˶‾᷄_‾᷅) "Indeed... it's better to just kill him."
Zi Yuan quickly hugged Pangju's paw and rubbed it nonstop!
"Giggle giggle~ From now on, you're our own cat. How wonderful!"
Pangju's gaze also softened: "Get this straight. I'm cooperating with humans because of Sister Zi Yuan's face. It has nothing to do with you."
Jiangnan helplessly waved his hand: "Alright, alright. Say whatever you want! But you need a name too! Let's just call you Pangju!"
[from Pangju Resentment Value +1000]
Jiangnan was stunned. So the resentment value just refreshed?
The system accepted this name?
Pangju ground her teeth: "What the hell is Pangju? I'm a tiger! A Dao Heaven level Day Cloud Tiger! Don't call me that!"
Jiangnan coughed lightly: "Then how about Panghu? Niuniu? Huken? Wuhu~"
At this moment, Pangju's face was completely black. The naming genius was really you, weren't all these names terrible?
"Just call me Pangju then."
A gust of green wind blew by, and Zi Yuan suddenly felt a chill!
Zi Yuan: !!!
How could she forget this?
"It's all to save you! Hurry and give me a set of clothes!"
Jiangnan quickly stepped forward and handed Zi Yuan a set of clothes!
Zi Yuan took the clothes and frantically put them on, only to find Jiangnan still staring at her!
Not even blinking!
(๑͡☉.̮͡☉)
"Still looking! Turn around!"
Jiangnan said "oh" and quickly turned his back to Zi Yuan!
Hmm? Seemed like he forgot something!
Out of instinct, Jiangnan's two legs kicked backward, even producing a piercing sonic boom!
"Boom!"
Zi Yuan only felt a dark little foot fiercely kicking toward her face!
"Huh?"
With a "bang," Zi Yuan let out a miserable cry and was kicked several hundred meters away by Jiangnan's full-force back kick!
She lay on the ground, kicking her legs wildly!
[from Zi Yuan Resentment Value +1000]
Not letting me look, so you kick me?
Wuwu~
This Southern man isn't human!
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat. Did he accidentally hurt someone again?
Pangju's fur stood on end: "Why did you kick Sister Zi Yuan? Do you have some serious illness?"
Just as she was about to retaliate for Zi Yuan, the first ray of dawn crossed the sky, and the sun rose from the east!
Pangju's body stiffened suddenly. She took a deep breath and looked up to the sky!
ꉂꉂ(ФʚФlll) "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
A majestic and loud crowing sound echoed for tens of thousands of meters!
[from Pangju Resentment Value +1000]
I'm a tiger, right?
Then why am I making a chicken sound? What was my original roar?
Jiangnan couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing!
A colorful fierce tiger making a chicken sound—how bizarre was that?
But before Jiangnan could finish laughing, the majestic apparitions and astonishing aura behind him all disappeared!
The effect of Didiwei had worn off!
A feeling of intense itching suddenly enveloped Jiangnan's whole body. He almost broke down!
Now he knew why Chen Daoyi and the others had danced the vine tube dance!
It felt like thousands of tiny insects were biting his skin. How unbearable was this itching!
Jiangnan went crazy, scratching himself all over, his hands moving so fast they left afterimages!
He rolled on the ground, grabbed a thorn-covered vine root, and scrubbed his back wildly with it like a loofah!
Pangju was also dumbfounded. He was fine just now, and now he's gone mad?
Jiangnan was dying from the itch. This wasn't relieving it at all. He shouldn't have used Didiwei!
Dammit!
His gaze fell on Pangju, and his eyes lit up!
"Lick me! Quick, lick me!"
Pangju: ???
What kind of weird request is this?
He really wants to poke me, doesn't he!
"Although we're cooperating, you can't just ask me to lick you out of nowhere! I..."
Jiangnan was frantic!
(งಥ口ಥ)ง "Ahhh~ I can't take it anymore! Lick me! If you don't, I'll die!"
Seeing that Jiangnan didn't seem to be lying, Pangju hesitated. He didn't look like he was fooling, huh~
If Jiangnan died, that would be troublesome.
So she stuck out her tongue and licked Jiangnan!
You have to know that Pangju's tongue was covered in barbs, capable of licking the meat off bones!
One lick like this was quite relieving!
Jiangnan showed an expression of ecstasy!
٩(ૢ⁼̴口⁼̴)۶ "Right, right, right! Just like that! Awesome! Keep going, keep going!"
Pangju was full of disgust!
Humans are really perverted!
So she started frantically licking Jiangnan to relieve his itch!
Like "bleh bleh bleh" licking!
Jiangnan was enjoying it: "Nice~ the back, the back too..."
As soon as he turned around, his two hind legs uncontrollably kicked out, hitting Pangju's tiger fangs!
He kicked Pangju's head askew. She was furious: "You're still kicking me? Pulling a tiger's tooth? You've got guts, huh? No more licking!"
Then she slapped Jiangnan to the ground with one paw, stomped on him a few times, and angrily walked aside!
Jiangnan was stomped until he coughed up blood, full of indignation!
This side effect is too strong! I'm itching!
Thinking that this itch would last three days? It was torture!
So with a determined look, he pulled out a Deadly Green Club and fiercely smashed it on his own forehead!
I'm cracking my own skull!
Jiangnan's eyes closed, and he fainted directly, lying on the ground motionless. Finally, some peace!
Since Jiangnan was only Platinum, the Green Club could still stun him for a dozen seconds or so!
During that time, at least he didn't have to endure the itch!
Fifteen seconds later, Jiangnan woke up violently, his eyes bloodshot!
He pulled out another bottle of Green Club and smashed it on his head!
(ꐦʘ̆།།益།ʘ̥̆)୨ "Yah!"
He was stunned again!
Zi Yuan suddenly got up from the ground. On her pretty face were two black footprints, and her nose was still bleeding!
(Ϡ꒪།ཀ།꒪Ϡ)
Watching Jiangnan lying on the ground constantly cracking his own skull in a cycle, she was also dumbfounded!
This Southern man is always this ruthless to himself?
Pangju was also shocked. Is this guy a lunatic? Cooperating with someone like this, is there really a future?
Zi Yuan felt a bit sorry for him: "Let's just take him back and let the doctor have a look..."
She stepped forward to pick up Jiangnan, but was met with his full-force back kick!
Accompanied by a scream, Zi Yuan was kicked into the air, and the footprints on her face became four!
At this point, Jiangnan had turned into an automatic, vigilant, emotionless skull-cracking machine!
It looked like it would run automatically for three days before shutting down!
Even Pangju and Zi Yuan had no choice but to stand guard helplessly!
The sound of "bang bang" skull-cracking was incessant!
At noon, Pangju suddenly sneaked off far away!
When she came back, she was carrying a huge, giant white egg wrapped in animal hide!
There seemed to be tears in her eyes, and her expression toward Jiangnan the skull-cracker became complicated!
Should she tell him?
In the end, did this Southern man get what he wanted?
Wuwu~
Just that little while he was in the cave, and he succeeded?
But... why did she lay an egg?
Day Cloud Tigers give birth to cubs directly, right?
So why did I lay an egg?
Could it be because Jiangnan is a deity that she laid an egg?
Are deities all hatched from eggs?
Zi Yuan's eyes sparkled: Σ(๑ºΔº) "Wow! Such a big egg? Did you steal a T-Rex egg? Is this our lunch?"
"Pangju, you're so nice!"
Pangju: !!!
She was startled and hid the egg behind her!
(•̥́﹏•̀ू) "No! No! This egg can't be eaten! It's the hope of our Day Cloud Tiger clan!"
Zi Yuan was taken aback. It seemed that Pangju had been fed a Horse Biscuit, right?
This egg was laid by Pangju herself? But she seemed to have misunderstood something?
As a silly chick who had also laid a dumb egg, Zi Yuan was very experienced!
A sly smile appeared on her face!
(Ϡಡꇴಡ) "Giggle giggle~ Who knew Jiangnan was so capable? In the blink of an eye, he's going to be a dad, huh?"
Pangju shook her head frantically: "You... don't tell him! I'll hatch this egg myself!"
Zi Yuan couldn't hold back her laughter. There was no way you'd hatch it. This was just a big chicken egg!
...
Back at the main base, Da Lang Mie rushed into the room with excitement in her eyes!
"Take my love hug! Yahoo~"
٩(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅๑)و
But when she jumped onto the bed, Xia Yao was stunned. No one was on the bed?
Where's Xiao Nan? Did he get up so early? Impossible, right?
Then she saw the small note left on the table!
"Went to the No Man's Land with Zi Yuan to catch a spy cat. Back in a few days, probably~"
"Don't miss me too much~"
Xia Yao's eyes widened, full of shock!
(Ŏ口Ŏ|||) Huh?