Chapter 103: The Bald Legion
Half an hour later!
Under the scorching sun, by the empty roadside!
Jiang Nan and the others stood in a neat, fully armed formation!
Jiang Nan thought: !!!
Are they seriously just abandoning us here?
Just dumping us by the roadside and calling it a day?
Couldn't they at least give us a car?
Are we supposed to walk back to Jiang Cheng or what?
Wang Tie couldn't help but feel nervous!
This was his first time operating as part of the Dark Night Army!
And they were starting with an overseas mission?
Wang Tie: "N-Nan Shen? Do we have an action plan?"
Jiang Nan: "Yeah! Of course we do! First, we hijack a car!"
All team members: ???
Hijack?
Can you be any less reliable?
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Inside the military base!
Chen Li looked worried: "Letting Jiang Nan take command, and with mostly rookies... can he pull it off? This isn't a small matter this time!"
Shan Mao said firmly: "Jiang Nan is the most suitable candidate."
"Don't underestimate him. A guy like Jiang Nan, no matter where you throw him, he'll survive better than most."
"Whether it's in an orphanage, in Jiang Cheng, in the Spirit Ruins, or on the battlefield."
"The higher-ups are keeping a close eye on Jiang Nan. This time is more like an assessment."
"Besides, I'll be going along too."
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On a Wuling Hongguang heading to Jiang Cheng, Jiang Nan sat in the passenger seat, with the petite Su Rui on his lap!
The back was packed with eight people!
A divine car indeed!
Jiang Nan felt they could squeeze in five more!
The driver, Master Wang, was sweating profusely, his hands trembling!
Who wouldn't be panicked with a car full of heavily armed Dark Night soldiers?
"Come, come, come! Everyone, take some and rehydrate!"
Jiang Nan took out seven bottles of Da Li Potion from his alternate dimension and handed them to Chen Chen and the others.
Without thinking much, they tilted their heads back and drank it all!
It was so refreshing and cool, it made their hearts soar!
"Whoa? I feel like my strength has increased tenfold!"
"It's not just strength—my entire physical condition has increased tenfold!"
"I'm full of power! Haha! What kind of water is this? It's amazing!"
"Nanshen is incredible! Where did you get it?"
The team members were all excited!
Jiang Nan scratched his head, looking a bit guilty.
I only did this to boost your strength, okay?
Yeah!
It's for your own good!
Definitely not to earn resentment points!
An Ning looked curious: "Why didn't you give any to Xiao Rui and me? We want to try too!"
Su Rui, sitting in Jiang Nan's lap, looked eager!
"Nanshen! I want some too!"
Jiang Nan covered his face: "You two are out! I'm doing this for your own good!"
The two pouted.
Chen Chen was showing off to An Ning when he suddenly felt something was off.
Hmm?
Why did his helmet slide down?
He pushed it back up.
Wait, it slid down again?
Is the elastic band broken?
So Chen Chen took off his helmet to check.
The moment he did, the car fell into silence!
An Ning and Su Rui looked horrified!
The other team members were also stunned!
An Ning barely held back her laughter: "Chen Chen... don't you feel like you're missing something?"
Chen Chen: ???
"No? I do feel pretty cool though..."
The team members seemed to realize something and swallowed nervously.
They quickly took off their helmets.
Chen Chen was shocked: "Damn! You're all bald?"
The car was full of shiny bald heads, blinding everyone!
Wang Tie: !!!
"Like you're not bald yourself!"
Chen Chen rubbed his head.
Damn!
So that's why my helmet wouldn't stay on! I'm bald!
An Ning: (≧▽≦)/
Su Rui: Pfft... hahahaha!
These two couldn't hold it in anymore, laughing like crazy!
A dozen murderous looks were directed at Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan: "Ahem! To get stronger, you have to pay a price, right?"
"On the battlefield, a little more strength means a better chance of survival!"
"It's just hair! Is hair more important than your life?"
Team members: !!!
That makes so much sense!
"Then why didn't you drink it?"
Jiang Nan: "Me? I think between hair and life, hair is still more important."
Chen Chen: ???
Damn!
Then why did you make us drink it!
[Resentment from Chen Chen +1000!]
[Resentment from Wang Tie +1000!]
[Resentment from...]
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Chen Chen looked at the car full of bald heads and covered his face.
"I think we shouldn't call ourselves the Dark Night Legion anymore. Let's just call ourselves the Bald Legion!"
An Ning: "Pfft hahahaha!"
Su Rui said with relief: "Good thing I didn't drink it just now!"
Jiang Nan thought for a moment: "That name sounds good!"
The car gradually entered the city.
While the team members were still upset about their hair.
"Bam!"
The car shook violently!
A black Land Rover cut them off aggressively and slammed into the Wuling Hongguang!
Master Wang looked nervous: "S-Sorry about that!"
Before Jiang Nan could say anything, five big men got out of the black Land Rover.
The leader, with a fierce face and sunglasses, said:
"Can't you watch where you're driving, you son of a bitch?"
"What's the point of squeezing with a crappy car like this? Can you afford to fix it if it gets damaged? I make hundreds of thousands in a few minutes!"
"Can't you let me through?"
"Get out of the car!"
Master Wang shakily started to open the door, but Jiang Nan said calmly: "No need to get out for him."
The big guy got angry!
"You're not getting out? Fine!"
He kicked the door hard!
"Bang!"
The door was dented!
"Still not coming out? Alright! Just you wait!"
He signaled his buddies to open the trunk, pulled out five or six steel pipes, and strode over angrily. He yanked open the sliding door of the van.
In an instant! The big guy froze!
Ten soldiers in black military uniforms, fully armed with live ammunition, sat in the car, staring coldly at him!
Several dark gun muzzles pressed directly against his head!
[Resentment from Sun Qiang +1000!]
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What... what the hell is this?
Wang Tie said coldly: "You're pretty loud for a little brat, aren't you?"
Chen Chen narrowed his eyes: "Obstructing military duties, carrying restricted weapons, intimidation, threats, cutting off lanes..."
The more he listed, the paler Sun Qiang's face became. He was a man of the world.
He could tell these guys were carrying real firearms!
He was scared out of his wits!
Face crumpling, he said: "N-No, no such thing!"
"I just wanted to ask if you'd like to see some pole dancing!"
"For free!"
His buddies nodded frantically, their legs trembling.
Who wouldn't be panicked with a car full of armed Dark Night soldiers?
They cursed inwardly.
If you're on duty, why are you riding in a minivan?
The Dark Night soldiers were stunned. This guy was something else.
Pole dancing?
A bunch of men in their forties or fifties?
Seriously?
Jiang Nan's lips curled into a playful smile:
"Watch? Of course we'll watch!"
"Give us a show!"
Sun Qiang: ???
They really want us to dance?
What choice did he have?
Let's go!
So, five unshaven men in their forties planted the steel pipes on the ground and began their seductive dance moves!
Leg hooks and spins, one-handed flips!
Little motor hips, Yamaha twerking—they pulled out all the stops!
It was all flirtatious and coquettish!
His buddies were shocked!
Whoa! Boss, you're amazing! You had this skill?
But Sun Qiang was practically crying inside.
I just said that casually! Did they really have to make us dance?
The scene was a real eyesore!
An Ning started to gag!
The team members covered their faces, feeling their worldview was under deadly attack!
Jiang Nan, however, watched with interest and took out his phone to record.
"Tsk! That's not good enough!"
"Put some more heart into it! If you don't satisfy me today, no one's leaving!"
Sun Qiang was really crying now!
Dancing and crying at the same time!