Chapter 1067: In My BGM! No One Can Defeat Me! (Bonus Chapter)
Jiangnan reached out and pulled out the Didiwei perfume spray, handing it to Chen Daoyi!
His face was beaming with a bright smile!
(΄◞ิꇴ◟ิ‵)つ[]*
"Ta-da~ Immortal style to charm the ladies! Perfume only sprays on little enemy brothers~"
Chen Daoyi was originally looking on with anticipation, but when he saw the logo on the perfume bottle, the smile on his face froze!
"☣☠☣"
(•́ω•̀◟٥)"Hey... is this reliable? This is literally pesticide, isn't it? Sure, a Dao Heaven level vitality is tough, but not tough enough to use Didiwei as perfume, right?"
"Besides, I'm Wood-element!"
Are you trying to kill me here?
Jiangnan's smile remained: "Ah, don't mind the packaging. Just like you, old man—can't judge a book by its cover, right?"
Chen Daoyi glared. What do you mean "can't judge a book by its cover"?
You tell me what's wrong with my cover?
Are you insulting me sideways here?
[From Chen Daoyi, Resentment Value +666!]
Seeing Chen Daoyi still hesitating, Jiangnan started to stir the pot!
"Don't you want to outdo Brother Ye? Both of you are Dao Heaven, so why does he get all the spotlight?"
"This perfume of mine is even stronger than what I gave Brother Ye. Besides, have I ever screwed you over?"
Chen Daoyi's eye twitched. When haven't you screwed me over?
But looking back at Ye Julong chasing the Mother Vine all over the Blue Star, Chen Daoyi's expression hardened, and he spread his arms!
"Spray! Spray me hard!"
A triumphant grin spread across Jiangnan's face as he grabbed the Didiwei perfume spray and doused Chen Daoyi with it!
٩(◞˃᷄益˂᷅)۶ꉂꉂ*[]੧(･᷄ꇴ･᷅｡)
Pink mist evenly scattered over Chen Daoyi's body!
An intoxicating fragrance wafted out, perfuming ten thousand meters!
Soon the entire bottle of Didiwei perfume was used up!
Looking at Chen Daoyi, Jiangnan's pupils contracted sharply. His face turned pale, he stumbled back three steps, and landed flat on his butt with a thud.
He couldn't help but suck in a cold breath, his hands and feet icy!
(☍﹏⁰。) Trembling in fear~
At that moment, Chen Daoyi's aura was terrifyingly fierce, like a monstrous wave on the sea!
And Jiangnan himself was like a tiny boat in that wave, seemingly about to be capsized at any moment!
The oppressive pressure felt like it would crush his soul to dust!
Even without clothes, it couldn't hide his powerful aura!
Immortal and transcendent, like a great figure stepping out of a celestial palace!
Behind him, a phantom image appeared—countless trees forming an endless kingdom of trees, constantly repeating the cycle of withering and flourishing!
Interpreting the true meaning of reincarnation!
He had transformed from a lecherous old man into a supreme powerhouse untouched by worldly dust!
Did the change have to be this drastic?
The art style had completely changed, you know!
It went straight from a soft, wholesome daily-life style to an ŌŌ style!
(◞ิдิ)……
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Chen Daoyi scratched his head: "You... why are you staring at me like that?"
(Jiangnan's perspective at this moment)
Enemy Brother Chen: "Do I permit you to gaze directly into my eyes?"
Jiangnan shivered inwardly. Even knowing it was the effect of the Didiwei perfume spray,
under this aura, he was still scared out of his wits!
"Ch-Chen Sir... no! Chen Grandfather! I admit I was wrong before, but my respect for you comes from the bottom of my heart!"
"I'm still young, I don't know any better. Don't take it to heart, old man. Here! Have some popcorn!"
With that, he quickly handed a bucket of popcorn to Chen Daoyi!
Chen Daoyi was stunned. What the heck? Why is this kid suddenly so respectful to me?
Is it because he's seen my true power?
"Hmph! That's more like it. After all, I am a Dao Heaven. You should show some respect!"
He reached out to take the popcorn!
Jiangnan shuddered, immediately covered his head, and teleported repeatedly ten thousand meters away!
=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞୧(‧̣̥̇˃᷄口˂᷅)୨
"Don't! Don't kill me! Sister Ningning, save me!"
Chen Daoyi: ???
Watching Jiangnan run off, Chen Daoyi was utterly confused. Are you messing with me or what?
Is it really that serious?
But looking at the phantom behind his head and the powerful aura he exuded with every move, his eyes lit up!
Is this the effect of that perfume? Way too powerful, right?
Although it didn't increase his actual strength at all, this aura was definitely intimidating enough!
So he grabbed a handful of popcorn, stuffed it in his mouth, and charged straight toward the battlefield!
Jiangnan, meanwhile, was still shaken!
This Didiwei perfume is no joke. Even knowing it's just a prop effect, he couldn't help but feel afraid!
Like a mouse seeing a cat!
Jiang Ning was stunned!
∑(°口°๑)"Hu-humans actually have a powerhouse of this level?"
"Has Chen Daoyi been hiding this deep? That's right, he must have already reached above Dao Heaven! Has the racial limit of humans been broken?
Jiangnan's eye twitched. This perfume might be a bit too overpowered...
At this moment, Chen Daoyi had become the center of attention!
Gasps of amazement came from all around!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ)"Sigh~ I was blind earlier. So Elder Chen Daoyi is the strongest? That Tree Kingdom phantom behind him is too transcendent, isn't it?"
(ºДº*)"I can't take it. Just one look and I already want to wet my pants! Can humans really reach this level?"
(⋟﹏⋞)"I've already peed myself. Not wearing clothes because he scoffs at them? Elder Chen has finally stopped hiding his true strength?"
(╯°Д°)╯"Oh my god! That intoxicating fragrance? The immortal godly body, fragrance drifting for miles—it's real? Elder Chen has transcended the mortal human body?"
The young girls were screaming nonstop. Even though he was a muscular old man, they couldn't take their eyes off him!
Every move he made carried an otherworldly charm, exuding an inexplicable allure!
A smug smile curled at the corner of Chen Daoyi's mouth!
This is absolutely wonderful!
In my whole life, I've never been respected like this!
The feeling of being a big shot is simply fantastic!
"Tree Kingdom Descends • All-Encompassing Forest!"
Instantly, endless trees grew, fiercely attacking the Mother Vine!
At that moment, heavenly fairy music seemed to echo through the void!
A grand and majestic suona sound blared, the rhythm intense, unmatched in its dominance!
And there was even a song echoing!
"Hey~ Hey ha!"
"Dao ge Dao ge Dao Dao! What is that Dao?"
"Dao ge Dao ge Dao Dao! That is Chen Yi Dao~"
"Yi Dao Yi Dao Yi Dao~ Dao Dao never grows old!"
"The moment he makes a move, no matter who~ none can escape!"
Everyone was dumbfounded. How come when he made a move, there was a BGM?
And it was even a personalized BGM!
Could it get any more awesome?
The grand and domineering song shook the soul. You definitely couldn't sing with that kind of energy if the project payment hadn't arrived!
Jiangnan nearly passed out. The moment the BGM played, it ignited the whole battlefield!
This Didiwei perfume is way too strong, right? Not only does it come with special effects, it even comes with a BGM?
It made Jiangnan want to spray some on himself, because it was just too freaking flashy!
But Jiangnan quickly slapped his own cheeks. No, I need to stay calm!
I don't know what the side effects are yet. I have to hold back!
Chen Daoyi was over the moon. He felt like he was shining brilliantly in this moment!
With a great roar, he charged toward the Mother Vine!
In my BGM, no one can defeat me!
The Mother Vine was terrified. That dragon over there was already scary enough!
And now this old immortal suddenly appeared?
They really weren't giving it any way to survive, huh?
According to common sense in the human world, once the BGM starts playing, that person is unstoppable! You simply can't beat them!
Frightened, the Mother Vine uprooted itself and frantically fled, dodging Chen Daoyi's attacks!
It didn't dare run toward Ye Julong's direction either, so it had to focus its attacks on Wang Dalei!
At this moment, Wang Dalei, even with teleportation, couldn't withstand the Mother Vine's ferocious assault!
He glared at Chen Daoyi, his eyes red. How did this old guy suddenly become so strong?
Just one look at him made me tremble inside! This aura is terrifying!
Meanwhile, Ye Julong was full of dissatisfaction. Sure, Chen Daoyi looked impressive, but his attack power was the same as before!
I'm clearly fiercer than him, so why don't I have a BGM? Why aren't young girls screaming for me?
When he doesn't wear clothes, he's an immortal? When I don't wear clothes, I'm a lecherous old man?
In anger, Ye Zhenguo vented all his fury on the Mother Vine. Countless vine roots were severed by his Star-Crushing Cannon!
The Green Vine following behind, picking up the severed vines to eat, was almost stuffed to the brim, its momentum surging!
It seemed on the verge of breaking through to Dao Heaven at any moment!
And with Wang Dalei as the Mother Vine's breakthrough point, it attacked relentlessly, leaving him barely able to keep up!
How could he bear it any longer?
Chen Daoyi seemed to have been buffed by Uncle Jiang with something, making him this strong!
So he teleported to the vendor cloth!
Full of urgency: "Uncle Jiang! What did you give Chen Daoyi? How did he become so fierce?"
"Give me some too! I want a BGM too! You can't play favorites—I'm your dear nephew!"
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat: "Th-this isn't a good idea, right?"
The side effects haven't been confirmed yet. Uncle doesn't want to screw you over!
Wang Dalei looked at him with desperate longing!
(งʘ̆益ʘ̆)ง "Good! I say it's good! Just give it to me!"
Jiangnan swallowed hard: "Well... if you insist! Remember, you asked for it, I didn't spray it on you!"
"If something goes wrong, it has nothing to do with me, Jiang the Melon-Eater!"
With that, he handed the Didiwei to Wang Dalei!
"Just spray it on your body!"
How could Wang Dalei hold back? He grabbed the Didiwei perfume and sprayed himself wildly, especially on his face and under his armpits!
His entire body was enveloped in pink mist!
Jiang Nan hid far away, directly behind Jiang Ning, peeking out!
Under the influence of Didiwei, Wang Dalei's image also became incredibly imposing!
A phantom illusion materialized around him!
Blue lightning coiled all over his body like a cloak of thunder!
Behind him, a nine-twisting thunder dragon phantom twisted and coiled, its massive dragon head cold and emotionless!
One glance from it made you feel like you'd fallen into the deepest hell!
It was ridiculously cool. At this moment, Wang Dalei was like the King of Ten Thousand Thunders!
Even above his head, an endless black cloud phantom appeared, as if the dark clouds were pressing down, threatening to destroy the city!
The special effects were maxed out. Gasps of admiration came one after another!
Wang Dalei laughed heartily: "666! Isn't this just like buying a skin? And it's a limited-edition exclusive custom skin?"
"Uncle Jiang is awesome! HAHAHA!"