# Chapter 1064: Are You All This Perverted? (Additional Chapter)
Looking at the full-body lip prints on Jiangnan, Zhang San, Li Si, and Liu Mang's expressions turned ferocious!
(ง꒦ິ益꒦ີ)ง
Tears of grievance streamed down their faces!
Why? Couldn't they even bother to hide it a little?
Not even wearing clothes, and deliberately showing off his conquests?
Was this guy shameless or what?
Just by looking at the lip prints covering his body, Liu Mang could already automatically picture the scene in his mind!
You took everything, we got nothing!
At this moment, everyone looked at Jiangnan with strange expressions.
After all, this full set of lip prints was truly way too steamy!
Chen Daoyi sighed with emotion, a smile on his face: "Youth is truly wonderful!"
Zhong Yingxue blushed, her cheeks red, as she lowered her head and fiddled with her clothes.
Xia Yao, on the other hand, looked full of pride—what did you guys know? This full-body enchantment wasn't something just anyone could have!
Yang Jian coughed lightly: "Ahem~ You still need to be mindful of appearances. Although you're young, you should still take care of your body!"
"At least wash your face when you come out in the morning, right?"
Jiangnan looked baffled: (❥·•᷄ࡇ•᷅) "What are you guys talking about? Such strange things!"
Could Bobo really wear out the body?
"Wash my face? Not happening! I've given up on having a face!"
If he washed his face, wouldn't the lip prints be washed off?
Then wouldn't all those kisses be for nothing?
Shaken by Jiangnan's lip-print-covered body, Yang Jian finally realized the issue.
He quickly asked: "You... how were all of you able to use teleportation just now?"
Mira raised her little hand excitedly!
٩(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅❥) "As long as Jiangnan Gege gives you a kiss, you can use it! One lip print lasts for ten minutes~"
As soon as she said that, everyone's eyes went wide, staring at Jiangnan like starving wolves!
(｡ʘ̆﹃ʘ̆) Drool~
Everyone knew teleportation was a god-tier skill!
Who in the world didn't want to be able to teleport?
And now, just by getting a kiss from Jiangnan, you could have it?
In an instant, the crowd exploded, swarming around him in a rush!
(･᷅口･᷄) "Nan Shen! Give me a kiss, will you? I want to try the feeling of teleportation too!"
(︶.̮︶✽) "Kiss me! Kiss me! I'm the best to kiss—my cheeks are super soft! Please kiss! Begging hard!"
(͡ಠ益͡ಠ) "Don't fight! I was first! Nan Shen, kiss me! One kiss and I'll give you ten thousand bucks!"
In an instant, Jiangnan was surrounded in the middle of the crowd. Countless people thrust their faces right up to his!
The scene instantly spiraled out of control.
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with cold sweat—the power of this thing was just too massive!
A bunch of thirty- or forty-year-old grown men crowding around him, begging to be kissed?
Could this scene get any more bizarre?
"Who the hell wants to kiss you guys? I'm not doing it!"
Li Bing leaped into the crowd with a big jump and snatched Jiangnan out!
Her eyes were gleaming with excitement: "I kissed you so many times, saved you several times? Now you have to pay me back—that's not too much to ask, right?"
Jiangnan swallowed hard, looking weak.
(´◔‸◔`) "Well... okay then~"
Saying that, he smeared lipstick on his lips and gave Li Bing a kiss on the forehead, leaving a lip print!
"Oh, hurry up! I wasn't this stingy when I kissed you!"
The crowd gasped—good grief! So one against three wasn't even your limit?
Jiangnan glared. As if I'm afraid of you!
And so he immediately switched to woodpecker mode, stamping more than a dozen kisses on Li Bing's face, covering her entire face with lip prints!
Li Bing then teleported straight to the rooftop, her figure flashing through the air repeatedly, thrilled beyond belief!
ﾚ(ᵒ̌ᗜᵒ̌❥)ﾍ=З=З=З
"Teleportation! Sigh~ This is absolutely incredible!"
Seeing this, how could the crowd hold back anymore?
"Hurry! Kiss your daddy now! Please!"
"Cover me completely! I'm never going to shower for the rest of my life!"
A bunch of people's eyes turned green as they chased Jiangnan for kisses!
Liu Mang punched the wall, gritting his steel teeth!
Why did he never get this kind of treatment? Had Nan Shen evolved?
From the dream of nine hundred million girls straight to the ultimate Nan Shen of all Blue Star life?
Jiangnan was going crazy. If he had to kiss every single one, he wouldn't survive!
Right now, he felt like a stamp!
Suddenly, Jiangnan spotted Mountain Cat in the crowd. She hadn't swarmed up with everyone else.
Instead, she was stealing glances at him, looking full of anticipation but too shy to speak out!
In an instant, Jiangnan teleported right in front of Mountain Cat, hanging onto her like a koala!
He puckered his lips and gave her cheek more than a dozen kisses!
(๛˘³˘)(ŏ﹏ŏ❥)
Mountain Cat was startled: "Ah! You... you you—"
The sensation of lips pressing against her face made her cheeks flush red. She stood frozen, not knowing what to do!
Jiangnan shouted loudly: "Stop! No more! I've already done one-on-five! Sister Shanmiao is the last!"
"Teleportation consumes my spiritual power. If I keep kissing, I'll dry up!"
Yang Jian looked energized. If this thing was used well, its value would be immeasurable!
Ye Zhenguo walked over, a kindly smile on his face. He pulled Jiangnan off Mountain Cat's body and put an arm around his shoulders!
(◞￣ᗜ￣)(◔～◔ิ)
"Ahem~ Brother Jiang! With our relationship, it's not too much to ask for a few kisses, right?"
"If I could teleport, I'd be practically invincible!"
Jiangnan looked at Ye Zhenguo's face full of wrinkles, blackheads, and stubble, and almost threw up on the spot!
"Even if I die, even if I jump from here, I will absolutely never kiss an old man!"
Ye Zhenguo's mouth twitched slightly: "Ahem~ I won't let you kiss for free. Kiss me once, and when I get back, I'll have my granddaughter pay you back ten times!"
"This is a sure-win deal. Won't you consider it?"
Jiangnan almost spewed a mouthful of old blood!
Good grief! For the sake of teleportation, Old Brother Ye had even started selling off his granddaughter?
Was this how a grandfather should act? Where was his face?
Chen Daoyi raised his hand!
(◞•̀д•́)ﾉ "Me! I've got granddaughters too! Lots of them! Kiss me once, and I'll have each of my granddaughters pay you back one by one!"
Wang Dalei panicked!
(งʘ̆益ʘ̆)ง "Uncle! I'm your real nephew! As an elder, isn't it only natural for you to kiss a younger generation member ten or eight times?"
Yang Jian covered his face. How were these Dao Heaven cultivators acting more shameless than the last?
What kind of devilish trade was this?
Did you guys even know you were breaking the law?
Jiangnan's mouth twitched: "Don't you guys think this is a bit much?"
Ye Zhenguo glared: "But that's Teleportation! How many people have dreamed of it for so long?"
"Hurry up! Give your old brother a kiss, or I'll break off our friendship!"
Jiangnan ground his teeth. You're forcing me to sell my soul!
But thinking quickly, Jiangnan hastily said: "My teleportation only goes three thousand meters—it's trash!"
"Why don't you go get Old Brother Li to kiss you? He's out west in the frontier! His teleportation covers a hundred thousand meters!"
Ye Zhenguo and the others' eyes lit up. Right! Why hadn't they thought of that?
And so Jiangnan shoved the lipstick into Ye Zhenguo's hands.
How could the crowd hold back? Originally, they'd planned to go straight to slaughter the Mother Vine.
But after this incident, they decided to go find Old Li for enchantment first.
It would be safer to kill the Mother Vine afterward!
And so the whole group marched off with great fanfare toward the Void Sea!
......
At the entrance of the Void Sea!
Li Mingshan was sitting on a chair, a tea table set before him with a teapot steaming, leisurely enjoying a cup of Golden Pu'er.
The Spatial Rift was still blocking the entrance!
Just then, the Mother Vine slaughtering army, led by Ye Zhenguo, came charging over with red eyes!
Li Mingshan's eyes went wide, a look of shock on his face!
"What are you guys here for? Cleaning up the Void Sea? Useless—give it up. Space-type spirit beasts aren't that easy to deal with!"
Ye Zhenguo shook his head, his eyes scanning Li Mingshan's body, finally landing on his lips!
"No! We're planning to slaughter the Mother Vine!"
Li Mingshan looked at everyone's gazes and shuddered violently. Why did he feel like they were looking at him like a naked little lamb?
"I... I can't go. I can't leave the Void Sea here!"
He'd just pissed off Igor. If he went to help kill the Mother Vine, there'd be no way for him to keep a low profile!
Ye Zhenguo then threw his arm around Li Mingshan's shoulder with extreme familiarity, grinning widely!
"Ahem~ Old Li! We're brothers. Through so many years of wind and rain, our friendship goes without saying, right?"
Li Mingshan frowned. Why bring this up all of a sudden? Were they suspecting him of being a member of the Holy Star? Or else...
Wang Dalei said with heartfelt concern: "The west has a lot of wind and sand. Look, Uncle Li, your lips are chapped from the wind! Here, let me moisturize them for you!"
With that, he pulled out the Bobo lipstick and smeared it all over Li Mingshan's mouth!
At that moment, Jiangnan, Yang Jian, and the others were about to burst from holding in their laughter!
A bunch of old men with white hair and wrinkled faces, wearing bright red lipstick?
This was way too strange!
The fiery red lips of old geezers?
Li Mingshan: ???
"What... what are you doing? We're all grown men—how disgusting!"
"Go, go! Go slaughter your vine! Don't bother me!"
But Ye Zhenguo put on a serious face: "Since we're brothers, then a few kisses from you aren't too much to ask, right?"
Li Mingshan: (ʘ口ʘlll)!!!
"What? What did you say?"
Wang Dalei said earnestly: "Uncle Li! Don't talk! Kiss me!"
Chen Daoyi coughed lightly: "And... and count me in too? I want you to kiss me too!"
Li Mingshan sprayed a mouthful of Pu'er tea all over Wang Dalei's face!
(‧̣̥̇˃᷄‧̣̥̇﹏‧̣̥̇˂᷅‧̣̥̇)ꉂꉂ(꒪ͦε꒪ͦll)
You came all the way here just to ask for my kiss? What, are you starved for affection?
"Are you all this perverted now? Kiss my ass? Scram, scram! I'm not into this!"
Ye Zhenguo got angry: "Old Li! You ungrateful bastard! Back then, at Tianshan Lingxu, you were gravely wounded, dying, with no backup!"
"Who the hell carried you on their back for three days and three nights? Now I ask you for one little kiss and you won't give it?"
"Are you even human? I've completely misjudged you! Ptooey!"
Li Mingshan exploded: "How the hell is that the same? What does it have to do with me kissing you?"
"What's wrong with your brains?"
Ye Zhenguo's eyes were red: "I'm asking you: yes or no? If not, then I'm done being your brother!"
Li Mingshan ground his teeth. Damn it, what kind of nonsense was this!
"Fine! I'll kiss! I'll kiss, okay?"
Ye Zhenguo's eyes lit up. So the emotional plea worked after all!
He immediately shoved his face over!
Li Mingshan closed his eyes, his expression full of disgust, and puckered his lips toward Ye Zhenguo's cheek!
Sweat was streaming down his forehead!
(◞¯᷄ꇴ¯᷅)(˃᷄❥˂᷅‧̣̥̇◟‧̣̥̇)
At this moment, Yang Jian, Nightingale, and the others felt like their eyes were being seared!
A white-haired, wrinkled old man, pursing his fiery red lips to kiss another old man?
And the one being kissed was looking on with anticipation?
Just then, Li Mingshan seemed to notice something flashing in his eyes!
He glanced sideways!
There were Jiangnan and the others, pulling out their phones, already set to 30-shot burst mode, flashlights blinking wildly, while they pretended to whistle nonchalantly!
✧[]٩(´◔₃◔`) Whistle~
Li Mingshan:!!!
[From Li Mingshan's Resentment Value +1000!]