# Chapter 100: Bro! I Suggest You Turn Yourself In
After a full day of grueling training!
Back in the dormitory, Wang Tie was a man of his word, keeping the bet!
He got Jiangnan his foot-washing water, made his bed...
Busying himself back and forth!
Jiangnan chuckled to himself, starting to like this kid!
Straightforward and blunt, never backing down from a fight.
For these people who silently guard Hua Xia, always charging to the front when storms rage, Jiangnan felt deep respect from the bottom of his heart!
Twenty years since the spiritual energy revival!
The reason Hua Xia remained stable and peaceful was precisely because of these people's silent dedication.
Carrying the weight forward for the people.
And now, he had become one of them?
Even now, Jiangnan still didn't feel any real sense of it!
At 10 PM, the lights-out bugle sounded, and the dormitory erupted into a storm!
Teeth grinding, farting, snoring, even sleep-talking!
The scariest part was that the sleep-talkers could actually have conversations with each other!
At night, Jiangnan lay there with his eyes wide open!
His mental state was collapsing!
Cute?
Cute your grandpa's ass!
[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +111!]
[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +111!]
...
What the hell?
Still refreshing?
She'd been refreshing all afternoon!
It was just a little peck on the cheek!
Was it really worth being this angry?
[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +1000!]
...
Jiangnan: ???
Lying in bed, he couldn't help but shiver!
This... this wasn't going to get him killed to silence him, was it?
Tossing and turning, unable to sleep, Jiangnan couldn't take it anymore.
With a teleport, he vanished.
Meanwhile, outside Mountain Cat's office!
Jiangnan gently pushed the door open a crack and saw her dozing at her desk.
Only then did he feel relieved, teleporting into the office.
Under the moonlight, Mountain Cat slept deeply at her desk.
Her pretty face had lost its usual coldness.
Instead, it held a bit of softness.
[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +111!]
...
Jiangnan: ???
She can't even let me off in her dreams?
What was she dreaming about?
The desk was cluttered with messy documents, all marked with red pen annotations, very meticulous.
Suddenly, Jiangnan felt a pang of sympathy for her!
This outwardly tough woman—what was she really like inside...
Jiangnan casually reached out.
A Supreme Beauty Pill appeared in his hand.
He slipped it into Mountain Cat's palm.
Then he picked up a pen and scribbled wildly on a piece of white paper.
Letting out two soft chuckles.
He gently draped the military coat that was hanging nearby over her shoulders.
With a teleport, he was gone.
Three minutes later, Luo Tianhong slowly opened her eyes.
She stared blankly at the White Rabbit creamy candy in her hand, lost in thought for a long time.
Then she noticed the words Jiangnan had left on the paper!
"Sorry! Have a candy!"
"Don't be mad anymore, okay!"
"Get some rest—don't sleep in the office from now on!"
"Smile more! You look really beautiful when you smile!"
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Mountain Cat smiled.
She really did look beautiful when she smiled, the two dimples on her cheeks intoxicating.
Eating the White Rabbit candy Jiangnan had given her.
It was really sweet! So sweet!
...
Teleporting back to bed, Jiangnan really couldn't sleep!
It was way too noisy!
Tortured by insomnia, Jiangnan got an idea, burying himself under the covers.
He pulled out another bag of Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks!
This was some leftover stock he'd saved up.
With nothing else to do, he might as well use them!
Absorbing spiritual energy was important!
Even here at the Dark Night military camp, he couldn't slack off!
Tearing open the cartoon packaging, he tilted his head back and poured it into his mouth!
Mm! Sweet!
"Bam! Bam! Bam!"
Violent explosions burst inside Jiangnan's mouth!
Jiangnan's body twitched uncomfortably, trembling nonstop!
Shuddering continuously!
Pain and pleasure all at once!
These Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks were great in every way, but they were just way too intense!
And as Jiangnan trembled,
The bunk bed in the dormitory started creaking too!
"Creak~ creak~ creak~"
Now that was what you'd call rhythmic!
Chen Chen, in the bottom bunk, woke up from the shaking, listening to the vibrations above.
And that rhythmic "creaking" sound.
The rhythm!
Chen Chen immediately understood.
Making his signature gentlemanly expression (manual funny face)
Southern God was something else!
Getting up to mischief under the covers in the middle of the night?
No wonder his marksmanship was so beastly!
Tsk tsk tsk!
So he kicked the bed board with his foot.
"Southern God! That's enough, man!"
"You're still young! Take care of your body!"
"'The mighty ship sails, then turns to ash and smoke!'"
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell does "take care of your body" even mean?
These pop rocks in my damn mouth are just too intense!
I can't help twitching from the pain!
Are you misunderstanding something here?!
He popped his head out from under the covers and shot Chen Chen a fierce glare.
Then ducked back under!
Jiangnan wanted to explain, but there was no way he could open his mouth!
If he opened his mouth, it'd be like a Gatling gun—rat-a-tat-tat!
The whole dorm would wake up!
They'd think there was an enemy attack!
Chen Chen took one look at Jiangnan?
What the hell?
Sweating all over? How intense was this thing?!
But then, the Heart-Pounding Pop Rocks fully erupted!
Jiangnan felt like he was going to be pounded to death!
Trembling nonstop!
And then the bed went...
"Creak, creak, creak..."
Chen Chen: !!!
Holy crap!
No way!
This is way too intense!
If this keeps up, the bed's going to collapse!
So Chen Chen went up and yanked Jiangnan's quilt off!
"Southern God! That's enough, you..."
Before he could finish, both of them froze!
Horror filled both their eyes!
Chen Chen's face instantly turned cold, demanding sternly, "What are you doing?"
Jiangnan panicked!
If these grown men found out he was secretly eating pop rocks under the covers at night,
How would he survive?!
His towering Southern God image would collapse instantly!
He hurriedly hid the cartoon packaging under his pillow!
"Old Chen... don't, don't tell anyone!"
Chen Chen fumed, "Not tell anyone?"
"Do you even know what you're doing?"
"This is a military base!"
"You're breaking the law!"
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell?
Since when was it against the law to eat pop rocks in a military base?
Was eating pop rocks illegal or something?
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Don't you go spreading this around. I'll share some with you, how about that?"
Chen Chen: !!!
"You're trying to drag me down with you?"
"I'm telling you, Jiangnan! Never touch this stuff again in your life!"
"You're still young—I'm saying this for your own good!"
"If you're not addicted yet, quit while you can!"
"If you are addicted, turn yourself in and get treatment immediately!"
Jiangnan's expression turned extremely colorful: "Are you kidding me?"
"This stuff can be addictive? And it's illegal?"
"Go to hell!"
Chen Chen was stunned: "You mean you weren't..."
Before he could finish, Jiangnan exploded!
"This is pop rocks, damn it!"
With that, he pulled the pop rocks out from under his pillow.
Chen Chen fumed: "Still trying to fool me with cartoon packaging? That's just an excuse!"
Jiangnan: !!!
"Excuse your grandma's leg!"
"Open your mouth!"
Chen Chen instinctively opened his mouth, and Jiangnan dumped the remaining pop rocks all into it!
Chen Chen's eyes lit up: "So sweet?"
And then...
"Bam!"
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