# Chapter 1026: Hand-Held Tractor
Kaori was completely furious!
God damn it, the Grim Reaper wasn't on duty? I, Kaori, have to kill people by the Grim Reaper's face?
"Is touching your face not working? You've got such thick skin!"
"My poison—even Dao Heaven wouldn't dare take it lightly, I don't believe this!"
As she spoke, she grabbed Jiangnan's half-sleeve and tore it up like a mad dog tearing through a package, shua shua shua, ripping it off!
Revealing Jiangnan's muscular upper body, strips of cloth flying everywhere!
Jiangnan glared: (｡･᷅～･᷄) "Who has thick skin? Don't talk nonsense! You're the one who's too useless, alright?"
"Speaking of which, if you're going to fight, fight—why are you tearing my clothes off?"
Kaori raised both small hands and pressed them against Jiangnan's chest!
"Die for me!"
Then looked at Jiangnan with full anticipation.
Jiangnan shuddered violently—where are you touching?!
"Are you trying to crush me to death? You can press a little harder, you know!"
Kaori: !!!
Who wants to crush you to death?
Why isn't the Grim Reaper's Caress working anymore? Normally, as soon as I touch someone, they die!
How come when it comes to Jiangnan...
"I don't believe it! It must be the wrong spot!"
Saying that, Kaori moved her two small hands around Jiangnan's body, pressing in different places.
The atmosphere in the scene suddenly turned bizarre.
The group of plant people were already looking at Kaori with strange eyes!
"Sister Kaori, is this really killing someone? Where's the cruelty we were promised?"
"This just doesn't look right, but the killing intent in Sister Kaori's eyes is serious!"
"I get it! Sister Kaori must be giving Jiangnan an internal organ oil massage plus a full-body SPA before she kills him!"
"Not bad, her technique is professional—I'd love to experience such a soul-stirring death too!"
[+1000 Resentment Points from Kaori!]
Who's giving him an oil massage SPA?!
I really want to kill him, can't you see that?!
Why isn't my poison working anymore?
Jiangnan was being touched all over, itching all over, laughing his ass off—the deadly poison inside Kaori had probably been completely neutralized by the Little Soybeans!
She had completely turned into Useless Kaori!
Even more useless than Trash Yuan—at least she could still dream or something—Kaori was completely done for!
Seeing the Grim Reaper's Caress wasn't working, Kaori switched tactics!
"Finger of the Dead!"
Jiangnan: ٩(๑˃᷄⌂˂᷅)۶ "Yahoo~"
"You're going for the eyes? Damn you!"
[+1000 Resentment Points from Kaori!]
Why isn't he dead yet?!
"Hell's Malefic Wind!"
Kaori took a deep breath and blew hard at Jiangnan!
๛๛ꉂꉂ(˃᷄ε˂᷅ꐦ)
But instead, she blew out fresh air with a faint fragrance!
The wind was strong enough to make Jiangnan unable to open his eyes!
"As expected of a Star Glory, what a big breath! Stop blowing, you're getting in my eyes!"
Kaori: !!!
Where's the poison mist? When I blow this breath, it should spread poison for a kilometer!
In disbelief, Kaori even leaned close to Jiangnan's nostrils and kept blowing!
But it was completely useless!
Chen Xi was furious!
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Stop it! Is this any way to kill Brother Jiangnan? You're clearly trying to get with him! Shameless!"
Kaori was going crazy—who wants to get with him?! I'm seriously trying to kill him here, alright?!
"Corrupting Rain!"
"Ptooey ptooey ptooey—spit spit!"
(◦`3´)ﾟ.*･｡ ੧(ᵒ̶̶̷̀～˂̶́∗)
Kaori started frantically spitting at Jiangnan. Normally, just a drop would corrode a body into bloody holes!
But now it had turned into ordinary saliva!
Jiangnan quickly covered his face: "You can't beat me, so you play dirty, huh? Spitting? How disgusting!"
[+1000 Resentment Points from Kaori!]
At this point, even the plant people behind her couldn't stand it anymore!
"Is this really killing? A Star Glory killing a Platinum shouldn't be this hard!"
"She... she's trying to spit Jiangnan to death? This is clearly flirting!"
"Sister Kaori won't let us help, she's doing it herself, and she can't kill him in over a minute? Is she a mole or what?"
Kaori's face was red with rage. She picked up a Glock pistol from the ground, chambered a round, released the safety, pressed it against Jiangnan's forehead, and fired!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅)つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿̿̿̿̿̿̿̿ (´◔₃◔`)
"Click!"
Misfire!
Enraged, Kaori pulled the trigger three more times!
"Click click click—"
Still misfire!
Kaori's eyes were red—how is the gun broken too?
So she raised the gun and fired randomly behind her!
"Bang!"
A plant person's smile froze as he looked down at the bloody hole in his heart, then collapsed with a thud.
Kaori was stunned—it's not broken?
She aimed the gun at Jiangnan again!
"Click—"
Aimed behind her!
"Bang!"
Every time she aimed at Jiangnan, it misfired; every time she aimed behind her, it fired!
She emptied the magazine—Jiangnan lay there unharmed!
This scene baffled all the plant people!
In that short time, she had already killed over a dozen plant people, but Jiangnan's skin wasn't even broken?
Sister Kaori really is a mole!
A Diamond-level brother couldn't hold back anymore and walked behind Kaori, ready to take over.
Jiangnan looked smug!
(σ՞ꇴ՞)σ "Hey—can't kill me, doesn't that make you mad?"
Kaori's tears welled up: "If the gun doesn't work, I'll use a knife! I don't believe you won't die!"
She pulled out a dagger strapped to her thigh, held it with both hands, and raised it high!
With a "puchi" sound!
She stabbed down hard at Jiangnan's heart!
"Ah! I'll stab you to death!"
But Jiangnan remained completely unharmed—the dagger in Kaori's hand was now just a handle!
The Diamond-level captain's outstretched hand froze—a blade was stuck in his heart, black blood gushing out!
"She's with Jiangnan..."
He fell backward, twitching, and soon his body dissolved into bloody water!
The blade was coated with deadly poison!
All eyes instantly locked onto Kaori!
Jiangnan: "Don't talk nonsense, alright? I don't have a useless teammate like this!"
Kaori stared blankly at the knife handle in her hand—her mentality completely collapsed!
"Ah! I'll stab you to death! Die! Die!"
She kept stabbing Jiangnan's chest with the handle!
[+1000 Resentment Points from Kaori!]
[+1000...]
Jiangnan grinned: "Since you can't kill me, then I'll be hitting you!"
He swung his fist and punched Kaori in the stomach!
Kaori's eyes shot wide open—a "buu~" sound came out!
Ah da~ (･᷅口･᷄) ᓄ (ಥ⌂ಥ٥)=З
A puff of immortal qi floated out from behind Kaori, accompanied by her shriek!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up—am I this strong now?
I actually made a Star Glory-level expert fart?
"Take this! Wing Chun Machine Gun! Ora ora ora ora—"
His fists turned into a blur, each punch landing precisely on Kaori's stomach!
(งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ (꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ*)=ЗOOO
With each punch, Kaori let out a "puu~" sound, puffing out a white smoke ring—even smoke rings!
The sound was exactly like a tractor that had just started!
Kaori screamed in terror, her face full of struggle!
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) "Daime! Yameloo! Dalega—tasuke te kure!"
A chain of smoke rings flew far away, making many plant people run from behind Kaori, tears streaming!
This tractor tailpipe emission exceeds standards—too irritating to the eyes!
Jiangnan's eyes were full of excitement—this tractor's tailpipe attack is incredibly powerful!
Mom! I think I've invented a new weapon!
Jiangnan grabbed Kaori and tucked her under his armpit, holding her steady with one hand, aiming the exhaust pipe at the plant army!
With his other hand, he kept punching Kaori's stomach, the smoke rings endlessly spraying out!
"Who! Who else dares to fight me? Believe I'll fart you to death with my tractor?"
As he spoke, he carried Kaori around, sweeping the area, smoke rings flying everywhere!
This is the correct way to open a hand-held tractor!
Kaori kept stabbing Jiangnan's back with the knife handle!
"Jiangnan! I, Kaori, swear to kill you! You just wait! Wuwu—wait!"
[+1000 Resentment Points from Kaori!]
Chen Xi beside him twitched her mouth—is Brother Jiangnan a demon?
Can a person be used as a weapon?
Can't you just be human?
This scene wasn't just air pollution—it was spiritual pollution too!
Suddenly, strong winds swept through the scene, and many plant people were sent flying!
"Not good! Someone's breaking through the pass—they're invisible! Stop them!"
"Ha! Reinforcements are back? Great!"
At the mountain pass, a pitch-black horde of plant people surged forward with righteous fury!
It was the army that had given up chasing Zhong Yingxue and returned to reinforce the underground city—an astonishing number!
Jiangnan's heart sank—they're back this fast?
And right when Liya and the others were about to break through?
At that moment, the mother vines came chasing again like sticky plasters!
Jiangnan immediately tossed Kaori aside, his expression turning fierce!
"Perfect timing!"
He pulled out a handful of Zodiac Animal Crackers and stuffed them all into his mouth!
Since I ate the Little Cherries, give me something fierce!
Everything was up to luck—I'm opening this path no matter what!
Let's see what crazy combination I can cook up!
In the next moment, Jiangnan grew ox horns on his head and dragon scales all over his body!
He became half-dragonized, the golden king character on his forehead blazing brilliantly!
He had eaten six animal crackers at once!
Gaining the abilities of Ox, Dragon, Tiger, Rat, Chicken, and Snake!
Jiangnan's scalp tingled—this combination is straight to the sky!
He took a deep breath and roared to the heavens!
"I, Jiangnan, am not being human today!"
"Complete Mimicry! Transform!"