# Chapter 1003: Jiang Bean Sprout Goes Online?
Jiangnan was completely dumbfounded!
What... what kind of insane development was this?
Come right out and make babies? And nine at a time? Was he supposed to be spawning eggs?
The usual Mountain Cat would absolutely never say something like this!
But... this version of Sister Shanmiao was way too sweet, right?
Love it, love it!
"Sister Shanmiao~ Just... just go straight to having kids? Isn't that... a bit too fast?"
Mountain Cat held Jiangnan tightly, the hearts in her pupils shining even brighter!
Her voice became low and magnetic.
(๑ᵒ̌ٹᵒ̌)(¯᷄﹏¯᷅°)
"Hm? Fast? Shouldn't this kind of thing be done in one go?"
"In my eyes, there's only you! My little cutie~"
Jiangnan: (☍﹏⁰。)
When did Sister Shanmiao suddenly change her personality so much?
She was so good at flirting... Could this be a side effect of the Dragon Biscuit?
Lines of sweet talk just kept flowing out!
After all, dragons—that stuff was serious!
Dragons were naturally inclined toward... hm, and they had nine sons, each different!
Was the reason Mountain Cat acted like this, wanting to have kids with him straight away, because of the Dragon Biscuit's influence?
"N-no! This isn't your true intention. I can't take advantage of Sister Shanmiao like this. I..."
Mountain Cat murmured deeply:
"Oh? Is that so? But you should know—even places sunlight can't reach, you can~"
"Today, I must have you!"
Jiangnan: ━Σ(꒪꒫꒪๐)❤━
What... what terrible line breaks were these? Who could withstand this? Even though Jiangnan's face was thick enough to withstand a nuclear blast!
He couldn't handle Mountain Cat's flirting like this!
His face was now red as a branding iron. Gritting his teeth and stomping his foot!
After all, he was a man!
Sister Shanmiao was like this because of the Dragon Biscuit!
He had to take responsibility and help her solve this problem!
But just then, Jiangnan's expression suddenly stiffened...
From Mountain Cat's perspective, the Jiangnan who had pounced suddenly vanished!
She was utterly bewildered!
Wh-where did he go?
"Sister Shanmiao! Over here!"
A faint voice, like a mosquito's buzz, came from somewhere.
Looking around, she found a tiny person standing on her shoulder!
Jiangnan had now shrunk to a height of 1.8 centimeters!
He was even shorter than a pen cap, standing on her shoulder and waving at her frantically!
Mountain Cat paused, then turned her head away and let out a "pfft" laugh.
(Ծก̀Ծ⑉) Pfft~
"How... how did you get so tiny?"
Jiangnan almost cried. It was just as he had guessed!
Anything that the Rat Biscuit enlarged would shrink to one hundredth of its original size after half an hour!
He had now turned into Jiang Bean Sprout...
"It's a side effect of the Rat Biscuit. I'm afraid I'll have to wait 24 hours to return to normal!"
Mountain Cat was stunned: "Then how are we going to make babies now?"
Jiangnan covered his face! Were you really planning to make babies after all?
"Under the circumstances, there's only one option! Remember the first time we met, that special move you used on me?"
Mountain Cat blinked: "First time we met?"
Her memory drifted back. Vaguely she remembered that when she first met Jiangnan, she had used a 'hand blade' on him, right?
"Don't you—"
But it was too late. Little Jiang teleported to the back of Mountain Cat's neck!
He headbutted it, triggering the knockback effect!
Watch my Bull Head Blade!
Mountain Cat's neck bent back at a terrifying angle, letting out a crack, and then she was sent flying, crashing through several concrete walls!
A big bump swelled on the top of her head, and she was knocked unconscious from the impact!
Jiangnan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
This was the only way. The side effect of the Dragon Biscuit was too troublesome!
He could only knock Sister Shanmiao out and hope she would ride out these 24 hours!
Otherwise, who knew what would happen later?
Hopefully, when she woke up, she wouldn't kill him!
Little Jiang teleported, bringing Mountain Cat back to the dormitory room, and laid her down on the bed.
He finally relaxed.
Seems like this Dragon Biscuit shouldn't be eaten casually, huh?
With Mountain Cat taken care of, Jiangnan wandered down the hallway, deep in thought.
Although the Dragon Biscuit was powerful, its side effects were truly astonishing—nonstop sweet talk and wanting to make babies? Really?
If Sister Shanmiao woke up and remembered the hardcore flirting lines she had said to him...
She'd probably be so embarrassed she'd smash her head against the wall and die!
Just then, Jiangnan felt a shadow fall over him. He looked up sharply!
A huge sole was descending toward him like a curtain, accompanied by a powerful gale that even distorted his face!
"Whose shoe sole? Can't you see there's a person down here? And a red sole? Huh? Red?"
"Mad Cow Cannon!"
Jiangnan leaped, his horns pointing upward, and stabbed directly into the shoe sole!
Knockback effect activated!
Mu Wan stomped down, feeling a sharp pain in the arch of her foot!
Before she could even react, she let out a scream and spiraled upward!
She smashed through the ceiling and flew out of sight!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, who were following behind, stared blankly at Mu Wan flying through the ceiling.
What just happened?
Why did she suddenly take off without any warning?
With the red gone from his vision, Jiangnan felt relieved. When he saw Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, his eyes lit up!
He teleported and landed on Zhong Yingxue's nose!
"What are you two up to?"
Zhong Yingxue stared at the tiny Jiangnan on the tip of her nose, completely dumbfounded!
"How did you get so small?"
Xia Yao: (◦ԾжԾ◦) Pfft~
Hahaha ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ*)
"You... Jiang Bean Sprout? You're way too cute!"
Jiangnan's face darkened: "Side effect of the Rat Biscuit. It's not like I wanted this!"
Zhong Yingxue couldn't hold back her laughter either. She carefully scooped Jiangnan into her palm, holding him with both hands.
"We're going to interrogate Vivian. She refuses to talk. Uncle Tai called us over to think of a plan."
Jiangnan grinned and patted his chest: "I'm the best at interrogations!"
"One bottle of Green Stick and it's settled! Let's go!"