# Chapter 94: The Tragedy Caused by a Single Emoticon
He accepted the friend request.
Mountain Cat immediately sent a message!
Luo Tianhong: "Come to Jiangcheng Military Base tomorrow to complete rookie training!"
"I'll send someone to pick you up!"
Jiangnan: ???
Rookie training?
Little master here ain't going!
Isn't it good to set up a stall every day and earn some pocket money?
Isn't it nice to practice sparring with two beautiful ladies every day?
Besides, the transfer certificate, the Space Spirit Pearl, and the Spirit Pearl brought back from Tianchi are all in hand!
No more weaknesses left!
What can the Dark Night Army do to me?
Nan Shen: "Hmph! Not going!"
No way!
A man's gotta be tough like that!
Luo Tianhong: "Are you sure?"
Nan Shen: "Won't go! Bleh bleh bleh~"
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Luo Tianhong: ...
(￢_￢)
Jiangnan laughed!
See that!
Even a strong woman like Mountain Cat can't do anything about me!
You can't just come and kidnap me, can you?
Besides, I have Teleportation and Space Wormhole! You can't catch me!
Sure enough, after that, Mountain Cat didn't reply!
Jiangnan chuckled to himself!
Thinking about setting up a stall a little late tomorrow to make another big profit!
And so, he drifted off into a beautiful dreamland.
...
That night, Zhong Yingxue, who usually slept lightly, kept hearing footsteps.
She couldn't help but get up, rubbing her groggy eyes.
Taking a look out the window, she was instantly wide awake!
Ten riot-control vehicles had arrived outside the villa!
A group of soldiers in black military uniforms, fully armed, surrounded the entire villa, leaving no gap!
What on earth was happening?
The moment she stepped out, she saw An Ning blocking the door, smiling: "Don't be afraid, little girl!"
"We're the Dark Night Army!"
"We need Jiangnan for something. He'll be back before school starts!"
Zhong Yingxue was dumbfounded!
All these people, just to find Jiangnan?
And it's the Dark Night Army?
When did Jiangnan get involved with the Dark Night Army?
This is the nation's Spirit Martial Special Forces!
She couldn't help but panic, timidly asking: "Has Xiao Nan done something wrong?"
An Ning couldn't hold back her laughter: "Probably because he sent an emoticon!"
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Getting arrested for sending an emoticon?
What the hell?
On the other side, Xia Yao was also being restrained. The two exchanged a glance, looking as if they'd seen a ghost.
...
At that moment, Jiangnan, lying deep in sleep on his bed, suddenly felt a chill at his back!
He jolted awake, turned around, and froze solid!
A black-uniformed Mountain Cat stood expressionless by the bed.
Beside her was a short-haired girl around twenty years old!
Her delicate features were cute and exquisite, her big eyes sparkling, with a tear mole at the corner of her eye.
Short in stature, she looked petite and adorable.
At this moment, gazing at Jiangnan on the bed, she couldn't help but reveal a timid look.
Jiangnan: !!!
Run!
Of course, he had to run!
Damn! They came for him the same night?
Are you serious?
Watch me Teleport!
?
Why isn't it working?
Space Wormhole!
?
Useless!
It was as if his abilities had been nullified!
Jiangnan's gaze involuntarily fell on the short-haired girl!
Domain-type ability?
Mountain Cat said indifferently: "Someone! Tie him up!"
Chen Chen grinned.
He grabbed a bundle of rope and rushed over!
"Old Chen! What are you doing? We were comrades!"
Chen Chen: "Hehe! I follow orders!"
"I'm telling you! You can't beat me!"
Chen Chen said confidently: "Think you can get away?"
The guy pounced with the rope!
Three seconds later!
Chen Chen was kicked flying by Jiangnan!
His face was red as a beet!
Mountain Cat: ...
Su Rui: Wow! Σ(°△°|||)︴
Is this young master so strong?
Jiangnan chuckled.
So what if he couldn't use his abilities?
His physical fitness was free for the taking?
His hand-to-hand combat skills were free?
[From Chen Chen's Resentment Value +888!]
His old face was completely disgraced!
Within Su Rui's domain!
Chen Chen's abilities couldn't be used either!
Mountain Cat cracked her neck, and the Dark Night Army soldiers outside the door tacitly closed the door!
Jiangnan: ???
"Tie him!"
"Any way you tie him!"
"Front chest bind, or back waist bind?"
Su Rui tilted her head, looking confused.
What kind of binding methods were these? Never heard of them?
As an old gentleman, Chen Chen almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood!
Do you have to be so professional?
One minute later!
Mountain Cat had Jiangnan, tied up like a zongzi, slung over her shoulder!
"Let me go!"
"I'm not going!"
"You said you'd give me a hug! You didn't!"
"You liar!"
And just like that, Jiangnan was stuffed into the riot-control vehicle under the watchful eyes of Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao!
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Xia Yao: ???
Why did it feel like he was being taken to the execution ground?
An Ning smiled and explained: "Don't worry! We'll keep Jiangnan safe!"
"We're leaving!"
The Dark Night Army came in a whirlwind and left in a whirlwind!
Zhong Yingxue's lovely face was full of worry: "Xiao Nan... will he be okay?"
Xia Yao looked serious: "Judging by the Dark Night Army's attitude, it should be fine. If it were serious, they wouldn't act like this."
"Xuexue, don't worry! It should be something good."
...
On the riot-control vehicle, Jiangnan, tied up like a zongzi, sat in the back.
Mountain Cat was on one side, Su Rui on the other.
Jiangnan's big eyes darted around.
"Sister new here? You're so pretty!"
Su Rui sneaked a glance at Jiangnan!
For some reason, her heart started racing!
She blushed...
"Yeah... new here!"
It was the first time such a handsome young master had spoken to her.
Su Rui was nervous.
She had only been with the Dark Night Army for two weeks, still in the training phase!
Today was her first mission, tagging along with Captain Mountain Cat to catch someone!
She was told they were going to catch a rookie coming for training like herself.
Su Rui was stunned!
Didn't everyone fight to get into the Dark Night Army?
She had barely managed to get this opportunity herself.
And yet this guy not only didn't want to come, but required Captain Mountain Cat to personally come and tie him up?
What kind of divine being was this?
When she saw Jiangnan, she was even more shocked!
Still in high school? And two years younger than her!
"Sister Shanmiao! How long is this training?"
"Is there a reward?"
"I'm still at Bronze level and don't have any Space Spiritual Technique!"
"Does the training pay money?"
"Ah, if you wanted me to come, you could have just said so! Why all this fuss?"
[From Luo Tianhong's Resentment Value +888!]
I did say!
You just wouldn't come!
And sending that emoticon to annoy people?
Mountain Cat had figured out that Jiangnan was like a donkey!
Either you give him food, or you whip him!
Otherwise, he really wouldn't work!
"Night 14!"
Su Rui was startled: "Huh? 14?"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "Is that the mission codename?"
Mountain Cat coldly glared at Su Rui: "Execute orders!"
Su Rui: "O-okay!"
She rummaged through her backpack, pulling out a small bottle and a handkerchief.
Then she opened the bottle, soaking the handkerchief in the transparent liquid.
Jiangnan: "I know! This must be that thing from TV that knocks people out when you put it over their nose, right?"
Saying that, Jiangnan's smile froze.
A bad feeling crept into his heart.
"Hey! You can't do this..."
Su Rui was nervous: "S-sorry! Just bear with it!"
"Mmm~ mmm!"
The handkerchief was pressed firmly over Jiangnan's nose!
Jiangnan struggled!
He couldn't help but think of the time he used two pebbles to block his Diamond big nostrils!
Sure enough!
Karma catches up when you do bad things!
But can this stop me, Nan Shen?
Just then, Su Rui, like a startled little rabbit, let out a scream!
"Ah! He... he licked my hand!"
"Young master! Don't lick! Don't do that... ah!"
Mountain Cat's face turned black!
"Bear with it!"
Three minutes later, they finally managed to knock Jiangnan out!