# Chapter 84: Rain or Shine! See You at the Night Market!
There was no way Jiangnan was going to show that video to Zhong Yingxue!
That would just dirty her eyes.
Watching Jiangnan and Xia Yao snickering like that, Zhong Yingxue felt a headache coming on.
What kind of bad stuff had they done behind her back this time?
"Let's go! Time to head home!"
Jiangnan: "Roger that! Rolling out!"
Sitting in the passenger seat, Zhong Yingxue watched Jiangnan drive with practiced ease and couldn't help saying:
"Xiao Nan, I want to learn how to drive too!"
Xia Yao was startled: "Xuexue, don't you already have a license? Why do you need to learn to drive?"
Zhong Yingxue blushed: "Having a license and actually knowing how to drive are two different things!"
"Now that Xiao Nan is on our team, we can bring a car into the Spirit Vault. You two both know how to drive, but I don't. I want to learn too!"
Xia Yao grinned: "Sure! I'll teach you!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Count you out, Big Wolf Slayer. You'd probably attach wings to the car and try to fly!"
"You never even look at the road when you drive!"
He couldn't help recalling the terribly scratched underside of the Koenigsegg Blue Ghost.
"Ah! Stinky Jiangnan! I'll strangle you!"
[From Xia Yao's Resentment Value +1000!]
"No no no! I'm driving here!"
...
Meanwhile, in a room at the Century Hotel!
Luo Tianxiang was going crazy inside the room, smashing things like a madman.
His eyes were red as he roared at the ceiling.
Powerless rage—nothing more, nothing less.
Just then, the phone rang.
"Hey, son. Is Yu girl there with you?"
Luo Tianxiang froze: "Yeah? Dad, what do you need from cousin?"
Luo Father: "Tell Yu girl to come by the company tomorrow. Our family has a billion-dollar deal to discuss with her family!"
"This trip was partly for Grandpa Zhong's birthday banquet and partly for this business!"
"Don't slight her, got it?"
Luo Tianxiang was stunned. A billion?
Holy crap! That was no small amount!
He puffed out his chest: "Don't worry, Dad. Leave it to me!"
Luo Father's face darkened. Leave it to you my ass!
For you, I already replaced the company elevator!
What sin did I commit in my past life?
How did I end up with a brat like you?
Meanwhile, Jiangnan had just left.
Yu Xiangnan recalled the scene from a moment ago, her pretty face flushed red.
How embarrassing could it get!
But then she remembered the video content...
Ugh~
Where was the mood for anything else?
"Knock~ knock~ knock~"
A knock came at the door. Yu Xiangnan frowned slightly.
Who would come looking for her this late?
Could Jiangnan be back?
At that thought, she felt a little excited and hurried to open the door.
Luo Tianxiang: "Cousin, Dad said—"
Yu Xiangnan: !!!
Her expression was full of terror.
She took two steps back, covering her mouth.
Σ_(꒪ཀꪒ」∠) Urgh!
Luo Tianxiang: ???
What the heck!
It couldn't be that bad, could it?
She just saw me and started puking?
Was he really that ugly?
Even at his worst, no one had thrown up just from seeing him before!
"Cousin! What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
He tried to step inside.
Yu Xiangnan backed up again and waved him off: "Quick! Get out! Don't come in!"
"You're disgusting me to death! If you don't have anything important, just leave!"
"Urgh!!!"
Luo Tianxiang: ???
I'm disgusting?
Where am I disgusting?
His face went completely black. She'd been fine at the hotel earlier!
Why was she looking at him with such disgust now?
"Cousin, Dad said there's a billion-dollar deal to discuss with you. He wants you to come to the company tomorrow—"
Yu Xiangnan: "Get lost! I don't know someone as disgusting as you!"
"Deal? After what you did in the company elevator? Eww—I'm not going to your company! It's disgusting!"
"Get lost! I feel sick just looking at you! Don't contact me anymore! I don't have a cousin this disgusting!"
"Bang!"
The room door slammed shut!
Luo Tianxiang was petrified on the spot.
The elevator thing? How did she know?
Jiangnan showed her the video?
The look of disgust in her eyes was like she was staring at a pile of Shift!
The deal was off?
A billion! That was a billion!
Luo Tianxiang nearly exploded from rage!
His entire reputation was completely destroyed!
And at this hour, Jiangnan went to his cousin's room?
What could they possibly have done?
He wouldn't believe they did nothing!
And he even showed her the video of him in the elevator?
Luo Tianxiang was shattered!
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Jiangnan! I, Luo Tianxiang, will never rest until you're dead!"
His roar echoed through the entire hotel.
"Hey, son? Did you pass on the message?"
"Dad... the billion-dollar deal is dead."
Luo Father: "WTF? You little shit, I'll—beep, beep, beep!"
Luo Tianxiang hung up the phone with a look of utter hopelessness.
...
Back in his room, Jiangnan was pouring Vitality into a mineral water bottle.
He was also patiently tying the spirit-chives into little heart shapes.
He'd been in the Spirit Vault for a while and hadn't had a chance to set up his stall!
His skill points and resentment points were almost used up!
Jiangnan was really looking forward to whatever new item might come after the Peerless Beauty Pill!
So he planned to make a killing during summer break!
And tomorrow was Valentine's Day!
Chives plus Vitality—they'd sell like crazy!
He wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth.
What solves sorrow? A sudden overnight fortune!
He pulled out his phone and posted a Weibo.
South God:
Posted from iPhone 11 Pro Max
Rain or shine! See you at the night market!
Tomorrow at 5 PM! University Town!
(Image)
It was a meme of two hands making a heart shape!
...
The comment section went wild.
"I've been waiting for you until my flowers withered!"
"I keep failing to submit my homework lately! I can't live without those chives!"
"Moving to University Town? Got new goods? Looking forward.ing!"
"The picture has layers, holy crap! I can already smell the gunpowder! (Sarcastic face)"
"Yesterday I ate chives plus Vitality, then a soy bean to detox. Guess what happened?"
"You didn't make it halfway through, did you... Bro, are you still alive?"
Seeing this reply, Jiangnan's expression gradually turned horrified.
Holy crap!
This bro is tough!
Vitality chives plus soy beans?
Jiangnan tried to picture the scene, then shuddered violently, covering his face.
What the hell were you thinking eating Detoxifying Soybeans for no reason?
That bro replied: "Yeah! Girlfriend's gone! House is sold! Don't ask me anymore. The hospital WiFi is pretty fast!"
"But the guy who bought my house insisted on giving me twenty grand and asked how I blasted myself up onto the ceiling!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Holy crap!
Was the effect that strong?
He'd actually blasted himself up onto the ceiling?
You could imagine how hopeless that bro's girlfriend must have felt!
Scared, Jiangnan quickly turned off his phone.
Would he get beaten to death tomorrow when he set up his stall?
Thinking about it, the stall fee wasn't for nothing after all!
Forget it!
Nothing could stop him from setting up his stall...
Little money and all—Jiangnan loved them the most!