# Chapter 80: Invincible Diamond Drill
Luo Tianxiang almost exploded on the spot!
Why could Jiangnan always fight back every time?
He shouted angrily: "Fine! Fine! Fine!"
"Let me see what you can possibly pull out!"
"Something that can compare to my Yancang Fruit!"
Jiangnan said mysteriously: "Let me tell you! My treasure here is incredibly powerful!"
"It cures all ailments! Nourishes blood and qi! Super nourishing! Super duper nourishing!"
The way Jiangnan said this made everyone curious!
Really that miraculous?
Cures all ailments? Could it even cure Old Zhong's lung cancer?
Even Zhong's father and mother became curious.
But Zhong Yingxue knew—where would Jiangnan have prepared a birthday gift?
Even the birthday banquet was just now notified to Jiangnan.
If only she had known earlier, she would have prepared something for Jiangnan.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel a bit guilty.
Xia Yao was also curious. Jiangnan had hyped it up to the sky, and she was looking forward to seeing what good stuff he could actually bring out!
只见江南异度空间，伸手在里边一阵摸索。
Suddenly, Jiangnan opened his Alternate Dimension and reached inside to fumble around.
Everyone was stunned!
Space-type ability?
This kid is a space-type?
Even Old Master Zhong's expression stiffened!
There were no more than ten space-types in the entire world, and among them, China only had one—Li Daotian!
Jiangnan was actually a rare space-type?
While everyone was still shocked by the fact that Jiangnan possessed a space-type ability, he finally pulled something out.
He held it tightly in his palm without revealing anything, then with a grave expression, brought it before everyone.
Everyone's eyes turned curiously toward it.
"Here~"
Jiangnan suddenly opened his hand.
Everyone was dumbfounded!
In Jiangnan's palm lay a ginseng baby the size of a thumb.
It looked severely malnourished!
Dry and shriveled! Wilted and shabby!
Its whiskers had fallen off until only a few remained!
Its appearance was absolutely terrible!
Looking so pitiful!
Zhong Yingxue covered her face, mortified!
Xia Yao: ...
Zhong's father and mother: ...
Old Master Zhong: ???
Are you kidding me? Playing with a little kid?
This ginseng isn't even as big as a spicy strip of Latiao!
And you treat it so preciously?
Super nourishing blood and qi? Cures all ailments?
Go fool a ghost with that!
Give us back our curiosity!
Luo Tianxiang laughed heartily, almost choking from laughter!
"Are you joking? Such a tiny ginseng and you treat it like a treasure?"
"Is that even enough to fill a gap between your teeth?"
Jiangnan said calmly: "Not even enough to fill a gap between your teeth?"
"Then your tooth gap must be really damn big!"
Luo Tianxiang: ???
That's not what I meant!
What the hell does "tooth gap" have to do with anything?
The guests in the hall burst into laughter.
Xia Yao nudged Jiangnan and whispered: "Hey! Are you serious?"
"If you can't bring a gift, no one will say anything..."
Jiangnan remained unruffled: "Do I look like I'm joking?"
Xia Yao: "When have you ever been serious?"
Jiangnan: ???
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Do you have to know me that well?
Luo Tianxiang sneered: "With your piece of junk, how can you compare to my Yancang Fruit?"
"Nourish blood and qi? Cure all ailments? I bet you dug that out of some vegetable patch!"
"If you can't bring a proper gift, then don't embarrass yourself here!"
Jiangnan grinned brightly: "What if it works?"
Luo Tianxiang snorted contemptuously, pointing at the marble tabletop: "If it works, I'll eat this table!"
"What if it doesn't work?"
Xia Yao stared fixedly at Jiangnan!
Something's wrong!
This routine looks familiar!
Last time she made a bet with Jiangnan, she fell right into the pit like this!
"Fine! If it doesn't work, I'll kneel on the ground and call you Daddy!"
Jiangnan shouted loudly, full of confidence!
Luo Tianxiang sneered: "You said it yourself!"
And Xia Yao had already started thinking for Luo Tianxiang—
How exactly should he eat this marble tabletop?
Old Master Zhong: "Young people, don't harm the goodwill between you!"
"Regardless, it's Jiangnan's gesture of goodwill. I'll accept it!"
Jiangnan squinted and smiled: "Come, Old Master Zhong! Open wide, ah~"
Old Master Zhong: ???
What?
You have to eat it right now?
To be honest, he was a bit nervous.
This dry, shriveled ginseng was truly unsightly.
It couldn't be poisonous, right?
And what did your bet have to do with me getting dragged into it?
Luo Tianxiang: "Old Master, just try it! If it doesn't work, I still have the Yancang Fruit!"
Old Master Zhong: !!!
Damn it!
Why are you chiming in?
This brat has absolutely no sense of the occasion!
But he still took it, reluctantly placed it in his mouth, and chewed...
Eh?
It's a little sweet?
Zhong's father: "Dad, how does it feel?"
"Well... no special feeling!"
In an instant, countless gazes focused on Jiangnan.
Luo Tianxiang sneered: "So where's the effect?"
Jiangnan: "Have you ever seen someone take a laxative and immediately run to the toilet? It takes a process!"
"You should know that, right?"
Luo Tianxiang glared, his face turning crimson: "You..."
Old Master Zhong felt panicked just hearing that!
What?!
Laxative?
Is this ginseng even reliable?
Just then, the effeminate man Gao Jin stepped forward.
"You all might be able to tolerate it, but I can't!"
"That pathetic ginseng—you dare bring it out? Are you looking down on Old Master Zhong?"
"Old Master, you'll definitely like this one of mine!"
With that, Gao Jin pulled out a ring box, exquisitely packaged.
Then he opened the lid.
Inside lay a beautiful blue diamond!
As big as a pigeon's egg!
A diamond this big?
The crowd was shocked, inhaling sharply!
"Holy crap? Isn't that the famous Heart of the Ocean?"
"It appeared at an auction in Great Britain a while back and sold for a sky-high price of 70 million! So it was the Gao family who bought it!"
"They're really generous!"
Luo Tianxiang's expression darkened too. With the Heart of the Ocean appearing, even his Yancang Fruit was outshone.
Jiangnan protested: "My thing is a pathetic ginseng? And yours is good?"
"This tiny broken diamond—it's not even a full pound! You dare give that to Old Master Zhong?"
Hearing this, Gao Jin was stunned. Zhong's parents were stunned.
Zhong Yingxue was shocked. Xia Yao frantically signaled: "That's the Heart of the Ocean!"
Gao Jin laughed loudly: "Not even a full pound? Do you buy diamonds by the pound? This is the Heart of the Ocean!"
"Just stop already, don't embarrass yourself anymore. You're a laughingstock!"
Jiangnan pouted: "So what if it's the Heart of the Ocean?"
"Being so stingy about it. Since you all like this kind of thing, why didn't you say so earlier? Making such a fuss!"
"I have a big one!"
With that, he pulled out a diamond the size of a human head from his Alternate Dimension and placed it on the table!
It even dented the marble surface!
At this moment, the entire hall stared at the giant diamond, dumbfounded!
You could hear a pin drop!
"Holy... holy crap!"
Gao Jin almost popped his eyeballs out!
What the hell!
A diamond this big?
It must weigh five pounds!
You really buy this stuff by the pound?
And it was carved into a lifelike human head shape?
What the heck!
Does a diamond this big even exist in this world?
Jiangnan: "Please enjoy! Um... what should I call it..."
Since the Heart of the Ocean had such a cool name,
he needed to come up with one too!
"Please enjoy! The Invincible Diamond Drill!"
Gao Jin: ???
You just made that up on the spot?
What the hell is the Invincible Diamond Drill!
Little brother, your naming is way too casual!