Chapter 41: Are You Guys Fake?

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**Chapter 41: Are You Guys Fake?**

Jiangnan was acting unusually well-behaved today!

He listened attentively in class and did his homework seriously!

Screwing around in class?

How could that be possible!

As a representative of the new-age good student and a role model for his classmates!

He only had one thing on his mind!

And that was studying!

Then Jiangnan tilted his head.

He looked at Katerina, who was standing in the shade of a tree, staring blankly at the old man selling ice cream at the school gate.

Hmm...

Should he borrow a phone and call the Dark Night Army?

Katerina seemed to sense Jiangnan's gaze and glared back fiercely!

Jiangnan: Σ(゚∀゚ノ)ノ

Hmm... Studying! Studying!

He was just being cautious!

That evening after school, the students were shocked to see that Katerina had waited for Jiangnan at the school gate the entire day!

Oh my god!

How sweet was this?

What kind of divine love story was this? They all cast envious glances!

Jiangnan walked over and handed her a cold cola and an ice cream!

Katerina looked at Jiangnan suspiciously but still took them.

She took a sip of cola and a bite of ice cream, a bit of white cream clinging to the corner of her mouth as she happily ate.

Jiangnan chuckled slyly.

He took his old-school bicycle out of the alternate dimension.

"Let's go!"

Katerina was stunned. "Go where?"

"To set up the stall!"

"No way. I waited for you all day! You're coming home with me!"

Jiangnan said righteously, "How can I do that? If I don't set up the stall, I won't have any money!"

"And if I have no money, how can I buy you good food? You're in a sensitive position, and you can't just rob people, can you?"

Katerina looked at the cold cola and ice cream in her hands, a conflicted expression on her face.

"Then... I'll follow you!"

On the old bicycle, Katerina sat sideways on the back seat, one hand around Jiangnan's waist, the other licking her ice cream.

Jiangnan revealed a wicked grin.

Hmph! Just wait till I get you on my turf!

Once we're on the vendor cloth, I'm the boss!

He'd been holding it in all day! He was waiting for this!

Jiangnan Night Market.

He spread out the vendor cloth and sat on the small stool!

Dali Potion, Detoxifying Soybean, and Spirit Leeks were all on display!

Katerina was completely confused!

Other people sold things like bracelets, clothes, antiques, and jianbing at their stalls.

But what the hell was he selling?

Bottled water? Leeks? Soybeans?

Could he really sell that stuff?

But what happened next completely shattered her worldview!

Ten thousand per bottle of water?

Ridiculously expensive!

Yet it sold like crazy!

The people rushing up to buy were wide-eyed, almost snatching it from his hands!

"Haha! Nan Shen! We've been waiting for you!"

"I watched the livestream of you saving people at the mall the day before yesterday! Awesome! Absolutely awesome, haha!"

"Brother Nan Shen! Add me on WeChat!"

"Any Dali Potion left? Give me five bottles!"

"Where did you find that beauty? Blonde hair and blue eyes! I love doing business with you! Easy on the eyes, haha!"

As soon as Jiangnan opened his stall, he became the hottest attraction in the entire Jiangnan Night Market!

Katerina was dumbfounded!

In such a short time, he'd made nearly a million!

W... When did making money become this easy?

She risked her life every day doing dirty jobs!

And she wasn't even earning as much as he did from a street stall?

Was Jiangnan really just an ordinary high school student?

"Whoa? Nan Shen! What are these leeks and soybeans for? New goods?"

The crowd also noticed the leeks and soybeans and became interested!

If Farmer's Three Fists was that powerful, then these leeks and soybeans...

Jiangnan cleared his throat and said:

"These are genuine Spirit Leeks!"

"If he eats them, she can't handle it!"

"If she eats them, he can't handle it!"

"If they both eat them, the bed can't handle it!"

"Iron Kidney War God! Restore your manly vigor!"

"A thousand each! A bundle for a hundred thousand!"

Hearing this, everyone looked skeptical!

Was this legit?

Even stronger than that little blue pill?

"Nan Shen's products are always top-notch!"

"Do you want to improve your status at home?"

"Tired of being embarrassed when your wife asks you to 'turn in your homework' and you can't deliver?"

"Spirit Leeks are worth every penny!"

Jiangnan was incredibly silver-tongued! His little advertising slogans came out like a bomber, spewing non-stop!

He had them all convinced!

"Damn it! Give me a bundle! Whether I can take off tonight depends on you!"

"If it can nourish the kidneys, give me one!"

As soon as they heard it was for kidney health, it sold out instantly, especially with the reputation of Dali Potion backing it up!

Jiangnan was raking in the money!

"Now check this out!"

"Detoxifying Soybean! Worth every penny!"

"Cures potent poisons! Detoxifies and beautifies, keeps you energized all day long!"

"Only a hundred bucks a pop! You can't lose, and you definitely won't regret it!"

Everyone thought, "Whoa? That's not expensive, let's buy a few to try!"

Jiangnan was selling like crazy, grinning from ear to ear.

But suddenly, he felt a chill run down his spine, as if a venomous snake had set its sights on him. He shuddered violently.

He turned around and saw Katerina staring at him with murderous eyes.

She had just figured it out!

These Spirit Leeks and Detoxifying Soybeans were exactly what she had eaten in the dishes yesterday!

No wonder Jiangnan hadn't eaten them!

And he'd kept urging her to eat the vegetables!

Thinking back to last night when she couldn't control herself and kept drawing circles...

And Jiangnan had denied it, saying she was sleepwalking!

Katerina wanted to kill him!

But Jiangnan raised an eyebrow and glared right back!

He wasn't afraid at all!

Who told her to threaten him first?

Even if she knew about his little tricks, what could she do about it?

He was on his vendor cloth now!

Yeah!

That's how arrogant he was!

Scared?

Not a chance!

Just wait and see how I deal with you in a bit!

With so many people around, Katerina barely restrained herself from teaching Jiangnan a lesson until the night market closed!

Then she exploded!

"About yesterday! Aren't you going to explain?"

Jiangnan stood tall and righteous! He made a face at her!

"So what! I did it! If you don't like it, try hitting me!"

Katerina was furious! Her soft, boneless arm shot straight for Jiangnan's neck!

At lightning speed!

But Jiangnan teleported behind her!

Same old trick!

The invincible chokehold!

She was ready for it this time and tried to use her beast transformation ability!

But her face filled with shock!

Why couldn't she use it?

Before she could even process the shock, Jiangnan had her locked down, completely immobilized.

Seeing the shock and indignation on Katerina's pretty face,

Jiangnan was smug!

So this was the thrill of conquest!

He gave her a flick on the forehead!

"Making me wash the combat suit! Hmph!"

"Using your conscience to suffocate me! Hmph!"

Katerina struggled unwillingly, but how could her ability have failed?

A black-iron-rank Jiangnan? How had he suddenly turned into a different person? Terrifyingly strong!

Jiangnan fished his phone out of her pocket and called the Dark Night Army!

"Hello? Is this Sister Shanmiao?"

"That blonde beauty has been subdued by me!"

"I'm at Jiangnan Night Market! Hurry up and send someone to take her back!"

Inside the military base!

Mountain Cat was sitting in her office, legs propped up on the desk.

She held a tablet showing satellite footage.

It was exactly the scene of Jiangnan locking Katerina in a chokehold while making a call.

After letting Jiangnan go, the Dark Night Army had been monitoring his every move.

An Ning stood behind Mountain Cat, staring at the Jiangnan on the screen in disbelief?

They had sent so many people and still couldn't catch the Viper, but Jiangnan had handled it?

What was going on? She was Gold rank!

Mountain Cat said calmly, "Mm. I know. Let her go."

Jiangnan: ???

WTF?

"No! She's right here with me! Just send someone to take her back!"

Mountain Cat: "Mm... I know. Let her go."

Jiangnan: ...

Are you guys even the real Dark Night Army!