Chapter 35: Why Won't You Believe Me?
Jiangnan's mind raced wildly!
This woman was definitely no ordinary spirit warrior!
The spiritual energy surging through her body left Jiangnan feeling suffocated!
What the hell was going on?
He was just taking a bath at home!
He'd just lost an entire forest!
He'd barely thought "no one can see me," and then someone fell right through his roof!
She saw everything crystal clear and smashed a hole in his ceiling to boot!
Could he be any more unlucky?
Was she one of the ones who escaped from the mall?
That crippled Alexander was already Gold Rank!
What rank must this woman be?
What about the Dark Night Army?
Wasn't it nighttime? Shouldn't they be out catching criminals instead of wandering around?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
The woman had golden hair, wore a tight black outfit, and had an absolutely explosive figure!
A high-bridged nose, delicate collarbones, and deep, ocean-blue eyes!
A typical Russian beauty!
But then, the girl slowly leaned in toward Jiangnan, pressing a dagger against his neck with one hand.
With the other, she pinched and squeezed all over Jiangnan's body, hurting him badly!
Her force was like she wanted to crush his bones!
Jiangnan was about to explode!
What the hell!
Don't touch me!
What the hell are you trying to do?
"Big sister! I've been weak since childhood with a bad kidney—I can't take rough treatment! If you really... if you really want..."
"Want me to set you up?"
Damn!
Big sister! Let me go!
I'm just a young man!
The golden-haired girl seemed angered by Jiangnan's words. She pinched hard, her fingernails digging straight into his shoulder!
Jiangnan felt a piercing pain, like a knife to the heart!
In an instant, it felt like all his strength was drained away, and he couldn't move!
[From Katerina: Resentment Value +666!]
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"What are you thinking, little brother?"
"Good physical fitness. You should be able to take it."
With that, she pulled a glowing red reagent from behind her back and stabbed it hard into Jiangnan's heart!
A searing pain shot through him!
But Jiangnan could only watch helplessly as the golden-haired girl pushed all the reagent into his heart!
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell!
What did you just inject me with?!
Tetanus!
It must be tetanus, right?!
Or maybe rabies vaccine!
Yeah... definitely not some gene reagent or apocalyptic virus or anything!
"This is poison, you know? Don't run off! I'll come find you later!"
"Alive or dead, you belong to big sister now!"
Jiangnan's head buzzed!
Damn!
It's really poison?
Couldn't she leave me a little room for imagination?
Jiangnan was furious!
If this kept up, he was afraid this gorgeous babe would play him to death!
He immediately teleported with all his might!
In an instant, he vanished from the bathtub. Katerina was stunned!
Space System ability! Teleportation?
Moving like that, Jiangnan felt his heart pounding like a drum!
The power in his body increased exponentially!
Blood flowed rapidly! It felt like a flame burning inside him!
His skin even took on a strange, glowing red hue!
"Damn! This poison is a bit too strong!"
Terrified, Jiangnan quickly pulled out a Detoxifying Soybean and swallowed it!
That feeling of weakness and dizziness instantly dissipated!
He felt refreshed!
Then he clenched his fist and smashed at Katerina!
"Bang!"
The bathtub was blown apart by Jiangnan's punch!
Katerina barely dodged, her face full of shock!
He had just been injected with snake venom! How could he still move?
But Jiangnan didn't care. He charged straight at her, roaring: "Invincible Chokehold!"
Katerina was heavily injured! There were bloody marks on her abdomen and shoulders!
But her keen reflexes remained. The dagger in her hand flashed coldly as she slashed at Jiangnan's neck!
Like a venomous snake lurking in the dark!
Jiangnan teleported and disappeared before her!
Before Katerina could turn around, Jiangnan landed the Invincible Chokehold on her!
His body wrapped around her like a sloth!
They fell to the ground. Katerina's pretty face was twisted in pain as she struggled violently!
Jiangnan was merciless!
He used a reverse joint lock, twisting her arm behind her back!
To his surprise, her arm bent to a bizarre angle but didn't break!
It was like she had no bones!
But it still restricted her movement!
Katerina went crazy with frustration!
Was Huaxia this terrifying? She just happened to run into a Space System spirit warrior!
And one so skilled in combat? His strength was terrifying, his physique monstrous!
"You... let me go!"
Jiangnan shook his head: "No."
Katerina said angrily: "Let go! You're touching me!"
Jiangnan: "You're wearing clothes! What's the worry?"
[From Katerina: Resentment Value +999!]
Was it about wearing clothes or not?
The problem was that he wasn't wearing any!
At this moment, their posture was extremely awkward!
Jiangnan lay on her back, locking her throat tightly!
His legs were wrapped in a deadly scissor grip, and one hand pinned her arm!
Just then, footsteps came from the rooftop!
"Quick! She's here!"
Four Dark Night Army members—three men and one woman, all wearing black leather jackets—looked down through the hole in the roof!
They were stunned for a moment!
What the hell?
Was this scene really that intense?
There was Jiangnan, completely free of any belongings, holding down the blonde woman tight. It looked like he was about to win!
Katerina panicked. A surge of violent spiritual energy exploded from her!
She coughed up blood and sent Jiangnan flying!
She turned back and glared at him hatefully: "Little brother! Just you wait!"
With that, she leaped into the air, broke through the encirclement, and fled!
Jiangnan quickly scrambled to his feet, brushed the dust off himself, and looked up at the hole in the roof!
Two of the four had gone after her. The remaining one man and one woman stared blankly at Jiangnan!
The man looked serious; the woman's face was flushed. She glanced at Jiangnan and gave a soft "tsk."
Male Dark Night Army member: "What just happened here?"
Jiangnan perked up!
Reinforcements! Lovely people!
He complained indignantly: "That blonde big sister! She scratched me with her fingernails! And stabbed me with a needle!"
The male Dark Night Army member's face darkened!
"She stabbed you? Looks more like you stabbed her! Pretty fierce!"
With that, he ran off to chase the woman!
The female Dark Night Army member shot Jiangnan a fierce glare, blushed, and also ran off to pursue!
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell!
I'm telling the truth!
She really did scratch me! And stabbed me!
What do you mean I stabbed her?
What would I stab her with?!
And you're just leaving like that? No commendation or anything?
Jiangnan could give up all that!
But at least fix my roof!
What kind of nonsense was this!
Jiangnan looked down at himself. There was a needle wound on his chest and a small scratch on his shoulder!
That feeling of a racing heart and burning blood had disappeared!
"Hmph! Some poison! Couldn't even beat my Detoxifying Soybean!"
Tonight was destined to be sleepless!
Because Jiangnan spent the whole night fixing the roof, and then squatting in the bathroom for the rest of the night!