# Chapter 33: Professional Advertising
Alexander was about to go crazy!
Can't I even die in peace here?
Who the hell asked you to have a sympathetic heart…
Surviving a great disaster brings good fortune?
He only knew that if he got out alive, it would definitely be worse than death.
Jiangnan felt Alexander's struggle and sneered coldly!
Injured like this but still calmly waiting to die?
If he were an ordinary person, that would be strange!
Combined with what he'd seen earlier…
This guy's identity was pretty obvious.
Want to die? Your young master won't let you!
"Just let me die! I'm begging you!" Alexander was about to cry.
Jiangnan: "No! Life is precious…"
"Let me die, and I'll give you money!"
"How much?"
Alexander: …
Just now life was precious and couldn't be measured with money!
Now he's asking the price?
[Alexander Goyakovsky's Resentment Value +666!]
"I have some in my pocket…"
Jiangnan threw him to the ground and started patting him down!
"Ow! Go easy, dammit!"
"Ah! Don't touch my arm!"
"Oh! It hurts, it hurts!"
"It's in my left pants pocket!"
Jiangnan pulled out a pistol, three passports, a phone, and two hundred fifty dollars…
He couldn't help curling his lip: "Your life's pretty cheap, huh? Only 250?"
"What's your phone password? Got money in WeChat? Alipay?"
"Hey, that belt of yours looks nice…"
Alexander's eyes went wide: "I fucking…"
Jiangnan raised his hand and slapped him, knocking out half his teeth!
Alexander: ???
"I kindly save you, and you curse me?"
[Alexander's Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan grinned, grabbed him by the belt, teleported him out, and threw him on the ground.
Seeing Jiangnan drag out a foreign guy covered in blood, everyone was stunned.
Jiangnan said to the armed police officer: "This guy's called Alexander-something-ski. Is he the one you're looking for?"
The armed police officer's eyes widened—this was exactly the guy on their wanted list!
Several people rushed over, dark gun muzzles pressed directly against Alexander's head!
Alexander yelled like a mad dog: "Shoot! Just fucking shoot me!"
Jiangnan crouched down, slapped him again, making his eyes roll back until he finally passed out.
The sudden sharp sound startled quite a few people.
What the hell?
So vicious?
They all stared at Jiangnan in shock.
Jiangnan grinned: "This guy's determined to die. Don't kill him—he probably has important intel or something."
The armed police officer smiled bitterly—that slap almost killed him!
"He's a Russian Gold-ranked Spirit Warrior. This guy's committed a lot of crimes. Thanks to you! Good job!"
Jiangnan shot up, looking guilty as hell!
What the hell?
Gold-ranked?
Thank goodness he was crippled, or else…
Thinking back, Jiangnan swallowed his spit.
A Gold-ranked was beaten to this state? Just how vicious was the woman who jumped from the sixth floor?
The armed police officers escorted Alexander into the car.
Jiangnan stood up. The rescued people came to thank him, and a little girl even gave him flowers.
This actually made Jiangnan a bit embarrassed. He kept scratching his head, looking somewhat shy.
The firefighter in the distance gave Jiangnan a thumbs up, and the crowd broke into warm applause!
Just as he turned around, Hu Shuo and his crew with cameras surrounded him.
Because he was too excited, the microphone almost went into Jiangnan's mouth!
Jiangnan: …
Hu Shuo looked apologetic: "Sorry! Sorry!"
"You rushed in without hesitation to save people just now. What were you thinking? Were you scared at all?"
Jiangnan paused and asked: "Is this live?"
Hu Shuo smiled: "It's live!"
"Everyone can see?"
"Mm. It's broadcasting on the news channel right now!"
Jiangnan wiped his face!
Cleared his throat!
And said seriously:
"Jiangnan Night Market! Socks, shorts, hair ties, and barrettes are on sale! Ten bucks for two pairs!"
"And Farmer's Spring water…"
Hu Shuo's brain went blank for a moment!
What's happening? The speech?
This is an interview!
How did he suddenly start advertising?
Does he have to be this dedicated to the job?
Too down-to-earth!
"Cut it! Cut to the studio!"
[Hu Shuo's Resentment Value +888!]
[Xia Yao's Resentment Value +666!]
[Zhong Yingxue's Resentment Value +333!]
…
The resentment value list refreshed like crazy at that moment!
Jiangnan was ecstatic!
He got his advertisement in and earned resentment points too!
Gaining both fame and fortune!
The crowd burst into laughter.
In front of the TV, Tang Qianya was watching Jiangnan's interview intently from her living room couch.
She sprayed a mouthful of happy fat-soda water all over her little brother…
Hu Shuo smiled bitterly: "Name! You can at least give us your name, right?"
Jiangnan: "My name is Jiang Haoren."
Hu Shuo: ???
Holding back this much?
When she tried to ask more, Jiangnan had already teleported away.
In the crowd, Xia Yao pounced on Jiangnan with a hug, beaming!
"You were so cool just now! And you saved Xiaoyu too! Awesome! I'll give you a big reward later!"
Jiangnan said seriously: "I just want to be your accessory."
Xia Yao rubbed his face: "In your dreams!"
Zhong Yingxue also pinched him here and there, making Jiangnan ticklish.
"Let me see! Are you hurt? I was so worried just now!"
Seeing Zhong Yingxue's concerned expression, Jiangnan felt warm inside.
He smiled: "Hehe, I'm fine!"
Seeing Jiangnan bouncing around and having just advertised, Zhong Yingxue finally relaxed.
Yu Qingqing, her face black from smoke and hair in a bun, came over excitedly: "Thank you for saving me just now!"
Jiangnan: "Hey, this dark-skinned sister speaks Chinese pretty well!"
Yu Qingqing: ???
She kind of regretted not washing her face just now.
[Yu Qingqing's Resentment Value +333!]
Xia Yao laughed so hard she had tears, wiping Yu Qingqing's face with her hand: "She's Xiaoyu! She's in our class!"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "Miss, want to add each other on WeChat?"
Yu Qingqing blushed…
Is… is the attack this fierce?
"O-okay!"
Are you kidding?
Such a perfect opportunity to expand his friend list—how could Jiangnan pass it up?
Absolutely impossible!
"By the way, Xuexue, do you know who those people in black jackets were?"
Zhong Yingxue said: "They should be China's Spirit Martial combat troops, the Dark Night Army."
Jiangnan was startled: "Dark Night Army?"
He'd never heard of them before.
Xia Yao counted on her fingers: "China doesn't just have the Dark Night Army—there's also the Dragon Abyss Army! They each have their own duties but also cooperate."
"And they're all made up of Spirit Warriors! The Dark Night Army guards the homeland! The Dragon Abyss troops enhance national prestige!"
"They're both secret forces. Remember to keep it secret, okay?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: "If it's a secret, how do you know?"
Zhong Yingxue snickered: "Don't listen to Xiao Yao's nonsense. Even though they're supposedly secret forces, pretty much everyone knows about them."
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