Chapter 25: What Kind of Player Is This?

Chapter 25: What Kind of Player Is This?

The streetlamp spear let out a piercing whoosh as it viciously slammed onto Wu Liang's body!
"Bam!"
Wu Liang felt as if he'd been hit by a truck!
His nearly 800-pound beast-transformed body was actually sent flying!
He could barely catch his breath, gritting his teeth in pain!
Just as he was about to get up and fight again—
He witnessed Jiangnan's suffocating moves!
The streetlamp spear in Jiangnan's hands seemed alive!
Stabbing, smashing, thrusting, parrying—all kinds of flashy techniques sent Wu Liang howling in pain!
He had no chance to fight back!
Bald Qiang and Scarface were completely stunned.
Jiangnan's movements were a delight to watch, filled with wild, primal power!
Like a spear-wielding grandmaster!
The two couldn't help but want to applaud Jiangnan...
"Smack!"
The streetlamp spear viciously struck Wu Liang's bear face.
His massive body stumbled and fell to the ground!
Jiangnan looked at the streetlamp bent out of shape in his hand and clicked his tongue in amazement!
Wu Liang's defense after beast transformation was terrifying.
Even so, he was still struggling to get up.
How could Jiangnan give him that chance?
He teleported directly onto Wu Liang, straddling him, and slammed the brick in his hand down mercilessly...
As for why he didn't use his fists?
Jiangnan's hands hurt too much...
After smashing about twenty red bricks, Wu Liang finally passed out!
Jiangnan panted slightly and cursed, "Son of a bear!"
Then he flashed a bright smile and looked at Bald Qiang and Scarface.
The two shuddered violently, their faces filled with fear!
"Please! Brother Nan! I'll do it myself!"
With that, Scarface slammed hard into a nearby streetlamp.
A sharp "clang" rang out—the lamp shook three times—and Scarface crumpled to the ground, unconscious...
Bald Qiang's eye twitched!
Brother Scar is Brother Scar! A true veteran!
He gritted his teeth, braced himself, and smashed his head into a nearby cement wall!
"Ah, dammit!"
Bald Qiang hit the wall, blood streaming down his face, but he didn't pass out!
As Jiangnan stepped closer step by step, Bald Qiang panicked!
He lifted his head and smashed again!
"Bam!"
Still not out!
Again!
"Bam!"
Just wouldn't fall unconscious! Was he not hitting hard enough?
Scarface, lying on the ground, secretly cracked an eye open.
Seeing Bald Qiang frantically ramming his head into the wall trying to knock himself out, he was speechless!
This guy must be an idiot!
Can't keep this lackey!
By the time Jiangnan reached him, Bald Qiang still hadn't managed to knock himself out. He looked at Jiangnan pitifully: "Bro... Brother Nan? How about you give me a hand?"
Jiangnan's face darkened. He swung his palm!
Bald Qiang hit the ground instantly!
Yeah... he's definitely out this time!
Then Jiangnan glanced at Wu Liang lying unconscious on the ground.
He subconsciously looked at his waist area again...
"Beast transformation... is really strong!"
"Ah well... I'll take pity on you. I'm too kind-hearted after all!"
With that, he opened his alternate dimension and tossed a pair of shorts over.
Back at the stall, Zheng Wei looked at Jiangnan as if he'd seen a god!
He'd witnessed the entire alley fight, and Jiangnan's spear skills had truly shocked him...
"Brother Nan! Taking disciples? Ones with tons of money!"
Jiangnan: "..."
The two young ladies now had stars in their eyes!
The fight just now was incredibly smooth!
The flowing spearwork combined with the unpredictable teleportation!
Absolutely epic!
"Handsome, do you want a disciple who's light, easy to push over, and has a good voice? Can be loli or mature lady!"
"I want in too! I want to learn that flying brick move! So cool!"
Jiangnan was speechless. "Come on, you're college students. I'm only in senior year. Are you sure you want to call a junior your master?"
Zheng Wei's eyes nearly popped out: "You're in senior year?!"
Young lady: "No way!"
"Ahem... watch your image!"
A senior year student this strong? And a space-type? How could they not have heard of him!
Zheng Wei: "Stop pretending! Guys like you who are masters always keep a low profile! You must be from some ancient martial arts family!"
Young lady: "Yeah, yeah, look at his vibe—even a buzzcut looks so handsome!"
"Oh, just take us on already! I want to learn flying brick!"
Jiangnan sighed deeply.
As expected!
People who overthink things are the scariest!
Good-looking and nice to talk to...
He put on a serious face and said, "Fine, I'll come clean. Actually, I traveled here from the Centaurus galaxy. Twenty years ago, I kickstarted the spiritual energy revival, bearing the heavy responsibility of saving Earth!"
[From Zheng Wei: resentment value +999!]
[From Yuan Yuhan: resentment value +666!]
[From Xu Jingrou: resentment value +765!]
"Hey hey! Don't walk away! First disciple! Second! Third!"
After packing up and heading home, Jiangnan did another ten-pull, with most contributions coming from Luo Tianxiang and Wu Liang...
Looking at ten bundles of spiritual energy chives, Jiangnan sighed emotionally!
Still no luck!
It had only been two days, and he already missed his lovely classmates!
So he opened his Moments.
From Li Xiang's post:
: People better than me are still working hard! What reason do I have not to work hard?
(Image: a tightly clenched fist.)
Over fifty likes below, all inspirational!
Jiangnan laughed immediately, fingers flying over the keyboard.
He replied:
"Nan Shen: If people better than you are still working hard, what's the point of you working hard?"
[From Li Xiang: resentment value +999!]
Hehe, that felt great.
From Li Muyan's post:
: Practicing all weekend cooped up at home, exhausted like a dog! But at least I broke through to Black Iron ten stars! Hard work pays off!
Over thirty likes below, with many replies of encouragement and envy.
"Nan Shen: Dogs aren't nearly as tired as you think!"
Below: "Haha, damn!"
"Nan Shen's got a point!"
Li Muyan: "???"
Come to think of it, his dog just ate, slept, and played—what was it tired of?
But why was this so infuriating?
[From Li Muyan: resentment value +666!]
From Liu Wuquan's post:
: Why do I always gag when brushing my teeth in the morning? Too many cigarettes?
Below: "Yeah, me too!"
"Chronic pharyngitis, maybe? Smoke less. I gag too!"
...
"Nan Shen: What does smoking have to do with it? Tomorrow morning, stop looking in the mirror when you brush your teeth! I guarantee you won't gag!"
???
So it was because looking in the mirror made him nauseous?
That actually made perfect sense!
[From Liu Wuquan: resentment value +999!]
[From...]
After scrolling through Moments, resentment value was almost enough for another ten-pull.
Jiangnan's eyes lit up—he'd discovered a new continent!
Just as he was about to go all out,
He found no one posting anymore.
The resentful classmates didn't dare post anymore...
Afraid of getting roasted!
"Hmph! You won't post? I'll post myself!"
From Nan Shen's post:
: Hah, so this is how it is... It's already midnight, and no one's even said happy birthday to me.
Tap to expand.
His classmates saw Jiangnan's post and were taken aback!
It was Jiangnan's birthday today?
The earlier trolling was meant to get their attention and see if anyone remembered his birthday?
Kind of pitiful when you thought about it...
So below, blessings poured in.
"Nan Shen! Happy birthday!"
"Happy egg-breaking day! Even though you made me change my shorts, you did save my life!"
"Happy, happy..."
Yingxue: "Xiao Nan, you have me... But isn't today not your birthday (´◔‸◔`)?"
His classmates saw the reply and were stunned.
So they opened the full text.
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Maybe today isn't my birthday after all!
???
If it's not your birthday, why the hell did you post that?
Can you be any more annoying?
Wasting our feelings!
What kind of player are you?
[From Wang Bei: resentment value +666!]
[From...]
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